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Crazy handful of nothin' (Tuesday 7/15)

Victoria and the crow (Monday 7/14)

Ratings - Tiny Victoria on the Beach edition

Booze deliveries must resume. Hefty and frequent would be nice, but anything would work at this point.
[Rating deleted]	They're on to her, and they're starting to zero in on her and her tight bun. When they do, she'll play the victim to the hilt.
NOMINATED Comedy gold! In a few short hours, he yacked Amber's ear off and wouldn't let her get a word in edgewise, he tried to top Victoria's crow story, he said catching alligators is the only thing he hasn't done, and he wrapped up with 'Gosh, I'm a poem writing son of a gun'. You couldn't make up a character like this if you tried.	First negative of the season and I wasn't expecting it to be her, but she said we're creepy. Maybe we are (some of us definitely are) but they wouldn't have this kooshy summer job without us.. not to mention the fact that they're the ones who volunteered to pop zits for an audience (now in high def!) In a couple months they'll all be out enjoying their new followers and adoring fans, appearing at events, and they'll forget all about these insults.
We seem to be on different schedules.	Won: $5,000 TEAM AMERICA HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD His work is done but he's still ruling the roost. I don't think it's as much a case of HOHitis as it is running the entire show, and none of them seem to realize it.
NOMINATED Stop giving speeches. Just stop.	Won: $5,000 TEAM AMERICA His days might be numbered and he's had a premature comp winning streak that he might not be able to replicate when he needs it. There are bigger fish to fry in there but most of them seem to think he's the next Public Enemy #1.
Won: $5,000 TEAM AMERICA I kind of like him but I barely see him because of all the accents and characters.	The way he keeps up the flirting with Nicole is kind of cute but it's getting kind of not cute too.. he's almost becoming the next Caleb. She's repeatedly said it makes her uncomfy (plus she kinda likes Cody). Tis the season of back off, bub.
Best reaction to Victoria's crow story, she really added to the hilarity.	Won: 1 week frog She remains adorable, frog or no frog.
Super easy ups for the best story we're likely to get all season.	This guy is as random as it gets, but he had a brief moment of hilarious clarity when it finally sunk in that people are watching.
Evicted 10-2 Won: Nothing I kept hoping for the spitfire she plays on Twitter & Instagram to show up but it didn't until the veto meeting blowup. She was well on her way to being a perma-pawn but she stressed about not being able to win comps, and then Devin happened and out she went. She had a lot of entertainment potential and while we were robbed of most of it by her early exit, we'll always have CALTORU.	TEAM AMERICA FAIL Won: Nothing She blew up her game prematurely and spectacularly, and then her alter ego Alex and his 'big ass balls' sealed the deal. Supposedly she beat someone with 150k Twitter followers (plus 15 million backup) in a public vote, but that went splat just like BB12's saboteur Annie. Joey was lively and personable, a worthy member of the first out club, and she easily leads the pack of hamsters with unnatural hair colors.