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Frank is Head of Household
Danielle & Britney are nominated
Ian did not use his veto
Jenn used her veto on Dan
Dan is Have-not
Frank in carrot suit 1 week
Frank can't play 2 HOH comps
Jenn's on slop for the duration


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The BB14 untwist resulted in no eviction, and all coaches entering the game. Boogie was the only one who didn't vote to enter. If all had said no, there would have been a hamster revival.

Willie was ejected for head-butting Joe. Threats & verbal attacks are legal - aggressive physical contact is not.

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I got nothing (Wednesday 8/29)

It was a very dull day in the habitat.. most of the hamsters continued to flaunt their rules about singing and talking about Diary or production so much that BB hollered some new harsh recordings at them, to no avail.. we were punished (instead of them) by having four feeds of Joe taking a marathon nap for a very long time as a result.. we know The Powers That Be don't care about us, but the hamsters' continuing blatant disrespect for us and for the show that's paying their stipends and/or winnings is a bit much

Ian apologized to Jenn, who later made a reference to "death and destruction" in a music video that was ironic, considering the events of last night - see Lines of the Day below.. Dan subtly fueled that fire a bit and Frank did too, but louder, much as he blew up the Willie/Wil situation weeks ago into something it wasn't.. while Joe slumbered, the rest of them sat around talking about which of the pantry's many wonders they'd attempt to break out, but fortunately they were saved from starvation when Joe finally woke up and made them a late dinner of fried chicken

Ian & Danielle chatted as she packed, and he told her some of the derogatory things Frank's said about the Quackers, and about her.. she & Britney had what was probably their final grapple, but Britney wasn't really into it.. Ian & Britney had a long anti-Frank discussion, complete with some coulda-woulda-shouldas, and they also touched on the lack of brainpower shared by Shane and Ashley.. Dan's handiwork was woven so well that Britney didn't even try to campaign to save herself, but she thanked the viewers who have supported her.. they were locked in all day - something big's being built out there


Blam! Boff! Kapow! (Tuesday 8/28)

Britney blew off a little steam by kicking milk jugs and water bottles around the kitchen for awhile, and then she attacked Ted.. his little cheertard skirt went flying as she bashed, pummelled, and pile-drove him into a pile of fluff - fortunately, both came out of it unscathed

She spent much of the day moping, asking that they let her know if she's going - yes, like Janelle asked, but Britney at least said she felt bad about lying to her.. Danielle continued to feign ignorance and solidarity, but they eventually had it out over the hot tub about last night, and why Danielle was yukking it up when Britney felt so down - also a fair point, considering how many hours Britney's put in babysitting Danielle.. but like most "my mood versus your mood" arguments, it didn't really go anywhere

Danielle's rash moved to inside her throat.. she saw the doc and reported that it was an allergic reaction to veto comp paint thrown at her.. Joe was also seen for his knee and was told he has a bursa sac.. Dan worked on Jenn awhile, asking about and listening to her band stories.. Shane & Joe visited Frank and agreed to vote out Britney (reminder: it's only Tuesday).. Ian finally broke the news to Britney that he would probably be the only vote in her favor, and she reported that back to Danielle who feigned shock, and cried.. and with that, catty funny Britney came back with a vengeance

They got a long-delayed booze delivery, which was shared by Britney and Ian.. they got crazy sippy and went into the pool, and added another pinkyswear to the tally - a very, very good time was had by most.. after Britney went to bed, Ian mouthed off about his love of BB, and went on to use a poor choice of words to refer to 9/11 as a point in time (he was in 5th grade) - New Yorker Jenn was ticked off to the point that she went outside and said she's going to kill him, and later went up to HOH and prayed she doesn't.. later Frank said a few times that Ian shouldn't have joked about it and Ian is now Public Enemy #1.. for what it's worth, I don't think he said or meant it as a joke - Flashback 8/29 12.46am


Shingled out (Monday 8/27)

Tragedy struck our happy habitat once again as Danielle discovered a rash on her neck.. she proclaimed it to be shingles, a highly painful malady, and just the thing to further upset the harmony we've grown to love and expect from our hamsters.. she had a highly stressful and emotional day yesterday - maybe it's hives

The plan happened as planned: Ian did not use his veto and Jenn did, on Dan.. Britney was nominated in her place, and Ian was the most upset about it all when the feeds returned at approx 12.35pm.. if you're lost, I recommend you click the "previous Hamsterwatch episode" link above to catch up now, or you never will


Another blindside

Britney was relatively calm at first but built from sad commiserating with Danielle (who kept repeating she had no idea that was coming) to confronting Dan (who also feigned innocence and shock), to confronting Frank, to full out tears, with Shane comforting her.. Frank and Ian were going at it in HOH when the feeds returned, and they picked it up again later downstairs at approx 12.57pm

Ian cracked open a beer and another, and the two of them went at it loud enough that I could (finally) add a second major fight to the tally.. in the midst of it, Frank caught himself in a mirror, smiled, and said "I got this fuckin carrot costume and I'm sitting here having this toe to toe"

They gradually calmed down, like they do.. Frank bartered a shirt for some of Shane's stashed beers, and Ian & Frank finally did their long-planned day drinking, albeit maybe not the way they'd planned

Dan donned Memphis Bob's hat to fall back into the nice, innocent, and loyal guy role again.. Danielle's rash/hives/shingles/flesh-eating bacteria continued to escalate, and Britney caught on to what had unfolded while she wasn't looking.. Joe said he'll stick with Shane, and Shane told Frank he'll do what he wants - Shane's now stuck between a great big rock and a very hard place

Ian & Frank got sippier, and Britney worked herself though the outraged bitter/funny that she does so very well, and the comedy just kept coming.. Britney was in top form like we haven't seen since BB12, and with drunken Ian & Frank, clueless Shane and loud Joe, it was as good as Just the Tip.. Dan rotated personas between stung by Britney, cocky with Frank, and reassuring with Danielle.. Danielle just kept playing up her innocence and injury, and it might not be long til Britney catches on to that

But as fun as day-drinking was, night-time suffered as a result fun-wise.. Britney had it out with Dan again, calmly, and his deal with Frank & Jenn came out.. later she said she's figured out the funeral, and she noticed how Danielle laughed it up with the backyard sexchat crowd (Dan wore his Memphis Bob hat again).. she also told Shane & Joe how Dan's "you're dead to me in this game" was anything but a natural leap to him keeping Danielle over her.. Shane & Joe will vote together, and have promised those votes to Frank for Danielle, and to Britney - it's a long time til Thursday


Ratings - Snow White special edition

Ratings are based on Ashley's famous early plans for a Snow White alliance, but she was gone before we got to the right numbers (and hey, I don't have much else to work with here)
'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' images copyright © The Walt Disney Company

Who else would they be but the evil queen who sets out to destroy her rival and is foiled by a bunch of kooky characters? Like most animated features, they take a basic story and complicate it all out of proportion, while assigning their characters two-dimensional roles and black & white personalities.

TEAMIES: Shane, Willie, JoJo
WON: 1 week safety, 24 hour shackles
Many aren't fans of her humor but I am, and I thought her drunken funeral was hilarious. True, she hasn't been up to par the last few days but beating up on Ted and drunken swimming made up for it, and anyway there isn't a dwarf named Mopey.

TEAMIES: Kara, Danielle, Jodi
WON: Sushi party, 24 hour disco
Doc's the smart one who's always figuring things out for the less inept dwarves. Maybe Doc had ulterior motives too.

WON: 24 hour shackles
With Ashley out of the picture, Danielle gets the spotlight in the remade scenario, which fits since Danielle likes it. Also her mirror routines are famous.

WON: $3,341.49, 1 week spiritard, 1 week carrot, 24 hour chum showers
I ran out of dwarves so Frank gets Sneezy by default. I guess it fits in a way, particularly since he's still in the silly carrot suit, plus he often has loud and sudden outbursts (even if they aren't sneezes).

WON: $3k, 24 hour dog's life, veto
Maybe Bashful fits Ian's character/role more than his actual personality. It's hard to gauge tonight after his sippy went so badly downhill, but by then it was too late for me to start over.

WON: $1k, Hawaii trip
Sleepy is an obvious fit here since many didn't realize she was there til a week ago or so, and she still isolates herself from the rest of the them most of the time. She can often be found in bed while the rest are gaming or socializing.

Maybe Joe's not grumpy most of the time but he often is, and his volume makes him seem grumpy even when he isn't.

WON: Veto ticket
Okay, maybe this theme doesn't really work for many of them, but you have to admit Dopey fits here. And also, like Dopey, Shane's usually even-tempered, which can't be said for the rest of them.

She was ditzy and kooky, and didn't seem like she knew what show she was on most of the time (which fits, since she landed here after being rejected from a dating show). She had back problems that looked legit, and worked in her favor more than once. She brought a kitty-cat sleep mask, creative counting methods, unicorns and dreamboard strategy, and while she seems like a nice enough girl who would have been a hit in 1967, her monotone voice won't be missed.

TEAMIES: Frank, Ian, Jenn - WON: $16k
He started a bit better this time but degenerated to his old self. His friends in production couldn't save him this time around and he got got. His team survived him but only Frank stuck with him til the end, even though Boogie went for cash rather than working to help him. I'm very relieved to see the back of him for a third and hopefully last time, and I only wish we had a feed for when Dr. Will smacks him upside the head.

He came in with the most entertainment potential we've seen in awhile but other than a few spectacular bursts such as his drunken sushi birthday, he failed to deliver on a regular basis. His Sharon Osbourne was spot-on and so was his Joe, but his quick wit wasn't enough to combat the overall doldrums of the season. He fiddled his hair constantly (like Kaysar), and he pinkyswore Janelle out the door. He starred in two of the three 'The Soup' segments to date, and he'll be missed.

TEAMIES: Wil, Ashley, Joe WON: nothing
She was the first coach casualty but she went quietly, robbing us of an updated 'bye-bye bitches'. She didn't have a Howie or Kaysar to work with (or entertain us) this time, and her teamies either didn't know or didn't care how loyally she plays BB. She had some sippy fun but this cast didn't get her shtick, and she had pork rinds thrown at her and mean girl chatter reminiscent of BB6. She drove the early game but didn't play in any veto comps, and that was a huge loss for the season.

She promised to bring it, but apparently she left it on Staten Island since she failed to fight even when confronted. She talked a lot but it was mostly the same loops over and over: she only gets along with East Coast girls, she's street-smart, she's loyal, and she's loyal, know what I mean? She was scouted via Facebook to get here, and that's where she should have stayed. Now she can get back to modeling and piloxing.

(Possibly forfeited stipend)
He spent two weeks laying in HOH bed, parannoying his brains out even though he was perfectly safe, and his fall from HOH was the hardest we've ever seen. He head-butted himself out the door when he might have been saved by veto, so he'll go into the BB blunders pile. I didn't come in with Hantzophobia so I'm grateful for the cheap entertainment he brought, especially the Froot Loops war and Willieisms like 'key-hos', 'corn-ho', and 'totin' pole'. He's the first hamster to pose for his mug shot while his season was still underway.

TEAM DAN - WON: nothing
She brought a big name and rep to the show but didn't live up to either. She seemed like a nice enough girl but she didn't bring much to the feeds, and her sister wife wardrobe greatly disappointed her pre-existing fanbase. She'll be remembered for extra shiny knees and little else - she didn't even campaign to stay.

TEAM DAN, for a minute - WON: nothing
Most were looking forward to seeing what she'd bring, but she got a raw deal and was gone before the feeds even kicked on. She'd said she was worried about lack of privacy & sleep, missing her family, and slop, so maybe BB wasn't for her, and she got away without airing any dirty laundry. It had to be humiliating to go back in for the group bikini pic but that's how they do things.


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> Mozzarella & matzo


Wednesday's show led the hour with 6.710 million viewers, 2.3 rating and 7 share, ahead of So You Think You Can Dance on FOX, America's Got Talent rerun on NBC, and The Middle and Suburgatory reruns on ABC.
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Pointless HOH weeks: 1½
1 Shane due to untwist
½ Willie self-evicting the day after his

Messy lawsuits: 2
Anthony Marini vs Ashley

Major fights: 2
7/17 10.25pm Willie vs Frank + Boogie
8/27 12.35pm + 12.57pm Ian vs Frank

House meetings: 2
7/17 10.54am Newbies
8/26 7.50pm Dan

Excessive feeds blackouts: 1
8/18 Almost 7 hours

Diary leak scandals: 1
8/9 10.08am

Wild sushi makeout/streak parties: 1
7/28 9.50pm

Additional makeout pairings: 1
8/15 12.15am Frank/Ashley

Pinkyswears: 6
7/29 CBS Shane/Danielle
8/8 8.28pm Wil/Janelle
8/14 9.36pm Wil/Danielle
8/17 2.14am Shane/Danielle
8/27 11.54pm Shane/Danielle
8/28 11.45pm Ian/Britney

Premature exits: 3
Mike, Jodi, Willie

Sleazy pasts uncovered: 1 Ashley

New mug shots: 2
BB5 winner Drew
BB14 ejectee Willie

Editing logistics problems: 1
Jodi's in the group bikini pic

'The Soup' mentions: 3
Wil getting his key invitation
Danielle & Ashley about Shane
Wil about lemon/lime humping

CBS goofs: 20
- Missing/bad URL
- Forgot an important instruction
- Julie's intern polling about something they didn't air
- Staff seen building veto comp
- Old news + a blatant lie
- Mixing up alliance names
- August 8 CBS daytime ad had Willie HOH and Kara/Frank nominees
- Wrong trivia loop
- Another staffer caught on feeds
- Omitting a very important key word
- Calling Shane's shun 'flirting'
- Misspelled Britney
- Fuzzy math
- Staffer caught with the Hamburglar
- Wrong time on CBS main site
- 'Every day' on vets poll skipped 2 days
- Wrong seasons for Howie & Jeff
- 'Biggest cast ever' = same as BB9
- Sailing instructor Mike disappeared
- Their copyright expert used illegal videos to make his Glass House case



Jenn about Lady Gaga video: ..and they poison all these people
Shane: Why?
Jenn: Why not? death and destruction!

Big Brother: I realize English may be a difficult language to understand, but STOP still means STOP

Big Brother: What is there about STOP that you don't understand?

Ian about Frank's game: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a blonde for a blonde

Danielle: It's hard being around people that are constantly negative

Britney: I would sooner make a $500,000 donation to Mad Love Cooking

Ian to self/us: I still had recess at school, that's how long I wanted to play this game.. thats why I've been nominated zero times, ZERO! Bitch, I know how to play this fucking game

Ian to them: I've wanted to play this game since 2001, I've wanted to play this game since I had recess in elementary school, I wanted to play this game since before a plane went into a tower, I wanted to play this game since before I grew a pube, that's a damn long time
Frank: The 9/11 reference really isn't needed I don't think
Ian: I mean I was a kid, that's what I'm trying to say, that's how long ago it was
Frank: It's just nothing to pussyfoot around about
Ian: No, I know - I mean I know
Jenn: I don't think you fucking do

Frank to Ian: Don't raise your voice in here - you can step the fuck outside!

Ian: I will avenge this shit for sure

Shane: I just don't know who Dan's playing for now


Britney to Danielle: It's all right, this is my second time.. this is what Dan loves, he held his own funeral last night.. this is CLASSIC Dan GheeslingBR>
Dan to Danielle: You love me, but you hate me, at the same time

Frank about Ian: I don't trust that little fucker as far as I can throw him - and I could probably throw him pretty far!

Britney about Dan: He's a cold-blooded piece of shit

Big Brother: Ian, are you wearing someone else's microphone?

Shane: If there's a diamond or a Jeff, we get it

Ian: Flavored colored goldfish can fuck my shit

Danielle: It's not Monopoly, we're playing with each other - it's like a real life game of Clue

Ian: We are not people, we are houseguests, we're a tv show, we're living props
Danielle: I'm just glad it's not America controls what we do
Ian: Like Glass House? --cut to fishies

Ian: Get stung by a bee, it just goes and takes a fuckin nap, doesn't give a fuck.. I think I see what went on today


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