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|This site is about the Big Brother 14 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me, and it isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior. Your pal, dingo
Frank is Head of Household
Dan & Danielle are nominated
Ian & Jenn hold vetos
Dan is Have-not
Frank in carrot suit 1 week
Frank can't play 2 HOH comps
Jenn's on slop for the duration
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The BB14 untwist resulted in no eviction, and all coaches entering the game. Boogie was the only one who didn't vote to enter. If all had said no, there would have been a hamster revival.
Willie was ejected for head-butting Joe. Threats & verbal attacks are legal - aggressive physical contact is not.
They're calling pre-show sequester 'convention' or 'knitting convention', and they're calling Diary 'the wizard' or 'dairy queen'.
Ashley revealed they wear earpieces for nominations, at least early on.
CBS shows are Sundays and Wednesdays at 8pm, and live eviction Thursdays at 9pm.
Big Brother After Dark airs midnight to 3am nightly (1am to 4am Thursdays) on Showtime (SHO2) in USA, and on Slice in Canada at various times - check your local listings.
BB14 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. Kara and Jenn may have gotten more.
The coach of the winner would have gotten $100k without the untwist. Returning veterans got $20k to show up, and/or a higher stipend after the untwist.
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Crimes and punishments continue (Sunday 8/26)Disco Dan's party kept going on & off all or most of the night.. a few zooms on his face in the wee hours showed he'd rather be getting a solid night's sleep, but that's how it goes.. Frank continued his chum buckets with dunkings at approximately 6.10am, 7.31am, 10.55am, 12.12pm, 12.22pm, 1.42pm, 2.34pm - see my Twitpics for some caps of the chummy goodness.. another party or charity event with music was going on nearby so they were herded back inside
Unlike international editions, our BB producers and many viewers have forgotten the meaning of the phrase Big Brother over the years, but these punishments have made for a very fun interlude.. hamsters should be made to dance for our enjoyment rather than just being paid to attend summer camp, and it's been especially nice having these two do so simultaneously - I just wish they'd required Dan to literally dance as well
The Chain Gang Girls were unshackled and Disco Dan was released around 4.23pm, so 22 hours plus or minus, not bad for The Powers That Be.. Dan overacted up a storm, feigning insanity, panic, weakness, you name it - and they bought it hook, line and sinker (except Joe)
Dan's house meetingHe paced around rehearsing, exactly like he did when prepping for the jury that gave him $500,000 last time.. I was afraid they'd kill the spontaneity by making him wait Showtime but no, it kicked off at 7.51pm and it was a doozy
He gathered them round and welcomed them to his Big Brother funeral, asking that they keep it fun and light until Thursday, and if anyone tries to gametalk to him, he'll scream at the top of his lungs so everyone knows about it.. he told them there's no crying in Big Brother, but he and the rest choked up a few times, and also chuckled
He said Joe's like an older version of himself, a 41-year-old kid.. he said Shane's proof there actually is a Captain America.. he said Jenn's the first lesbian he ever met and with her tattoos he normally might have felt prejudice, but she wiped it away.. he said Britney's a co-newlywed he initially mistrusted, mentioned her famous "stink eye" and epic Diaries, and said Ryan's a lucky guy.. he counseled Ian to keep having fun, and that the two of them have the same brains, just wanting to mess around and have fun.. he said he has much in common with Frank, that they're arch enemies in the game but Dan respects him and his game, and urged him to fight for his life in there
And then he came to Danielle.. he told her to just enjoy herself and not feel awkward.. he reiterated his threat to yell at the top of his lungs if she tries to gametalk.. then he said how she'd reminded him at first of Memphis Bob and how they'd always had each other's backs, but now "in this game, you're dead to me".. to say she was shocked would be the understatement of all time - I think her face froze for a full two minutes
Dan went upstairs with Frank and she broke down, surrounded by an army of caretakers as she questioned what she'd done, between sobs - her voice got so high only dogs could hear it.. meanwhile upstairs, Dan explained everything to Frank about everything, including Ian, and they agreed to work together to get Jenn to use her veto on Dan, and Frank will put up Britney in his place.. presumably Ian's veto goes first and he's said repeatedly that he won't use it.. Dan also assigned Joe to BB10 Jerry's role, and was surprised he hadn't thought of it before (really?).. it was all made richer because Dan was talking to a carrot
Eventually Danielle agreed to Dan's request for an audience, at which point he told her it was all for show, which shocked her even more and caused her to lash out with "You humiliated me in front of the whole house! Can you at least give me a warning next time?" He said he couldn't as he wanted a natural reaction, reverting to BB5 Drew's tried and true (yet sleazy) formula.. Jenn agreed to go along with it, and retells ensued throughout the habitat.. Britney clearly seemed suspicious of something, Ian seemed confused, and Joe openly questioned what the hell's going on - he also questioned Dan's "illness"
All in all, COMEDY GOLD for feedsters from start to finish, and not a single fishies break for any of it
Crimes and punishments (Saturday 8/25)Ian and Frank had a few gametalk convos, but Ian's still saying he wants to wait til he's drunk to talk strategy going forward.. Frank pointed out they're the only two BB fan applicants left - all the others were recruited or recycled (and that holds true back to when Jodi was there, she was the only other actual applicant this year).. Frank had a long monologue this morning about Ian, and made it sound as if he's buying the "just here for the experience" routine that Ian keeps dishing out
Feeds went to trivia for the veto comp around 2.30pm and returned just short of four hours later.. their comp was based on Draw Something submissions, with points, buzzers, and punishments.. Frank was disqualified for saying something out loud? Several agreed it was unintentional, including Dan talking to himself/us.. Jenn won the veto.. Ian hosted, and Joe didn't play
The various repercussions as I understand them: Jenn's on slop for the duration and some clothes were burned; Frank had a green bath, is in a carrot suit for a week, can't compete in the next two HOH comps, and will get chum showers for 24 hours whenever a horn blows; they threw paint on Danielle, and she & Britney are ankle-shackled 24 hours (from 6.50pm); Dan ate something gross, and is in solitary for 24 hours (from 6.30pm) - his Have-not room was converted to a disco with lights & "Solitary Dance Party" music, and cake & champagne.. it doesn't sound like Shane got anything
There was yet another party on the lot so they were kept inside until after midnight to avoid any music leaking onto our feeds and causing royalties to be paid.. the first chum horn sounded at 12.35am, waking Frank from a sound slumber.. I don't know what BB chum is made of, but the others said it was quite stinky
Frank dumped a bucketful on himself with full force.. it was chilly out there tonight - 60 degrees per my weather widget - and the hot tub wasn't turned on.. he shivered through a cold shower in the yard, and crawled back into his carrot suit
Chummings timeline, plus or minus: 12.35am, 1.16am, 1.51am, 3.20am, 4.00am.. a mouse was spotted by the grill - move over, ants, there's a new coach in town!
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8/27: Veto meeting
8/28: HOH blog, tweets, picture-taking
8/29: CBS 8pm: Veto comp, punishments, mass drama, veto meeting
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Which food supplement should Have-nots get?
> Mozzarella & matzo
Sunday's show dropped to second place with 7.318 million viewers, 2.5 rating and 7 share, behind football on NBC, and ahead of The Simpsons reruns on FOX and Once Upon a Time rerun on ABC.
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NEWS & UPDATESAlong with your $1 text votes and the ability to increase ad rates across CBS.com due to increased traffic from your free online votes, CBS now has an extra $100k that was previously announced as the winning coach's prize. PLEASE STOP VOTING ON THEIR POINTLESS POLLS. Don't even get me started on their idiotic Flock to Unlock traffic and Twitter spam generator.
We have eight hamsters left and only three Thursdays before the finale. Even with the taped eviction in same week that usually happens, we still have one extra if they're bringing three to finale again.
Evictee/ejectee Twitters are @WilHeuser, @JanellePierzina, @JoJoDoll1, @HantzBB, @KaraMonaco, @Jodisbox. Imposters are out there - these are the real ones.
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLYPointless HOH weeks: 1½
1 Shane due to untwist
½ Willie self-evicting the day after his
Messy lawsuits: 2
CBS vs ABC
Anthony Marini vs Ashley
Major fights: 1
7/17 10.25pm Willie vs Frank + Boogie
House meetings: 2
7/17 10.54am Newbies
8/26 7.50pm Dan
Excessive feeds blackouts: 1
8/18 Almost 7 hours
Diary leak scandals: 1
Wild sushi makeout/streak parties: 1
Additional makeout pairings: 1
8/15 12.15am Frank/Ashley
7/29 CBS Shane/Danielle
8/8 8.28pm Wil/Janelle
8/14 9.36pm Wil/Danielle
8/17 2.14am Shane/Danielle
8/27 11.54pm Shane/Danielle
Premature exits: 3
Mike, Jodi, Willie
Sleazy pasts uncovered: 1 Ashley
New mug shots: 2
BB5 winner Drew
BB14 ejectee Willie
Editing logistics problems: 1
Jodi's in the group bikini pic
'The Soup' mentions: 3
Wil getting his key invitation
Danielle & Ashley about Shane
Wil about lemon/lime humping
CBS goofs: 20
- Missing/bad URL
- Forgot an important instruction
- Julie's intern polling about something they didn't air
- Staff seen building veto comp
- Old news + a blatant lie
- Mixing up alliance names
- August 8 CBS daytime ad had Willie HOH and Kara/Frank nominees
- Wrong trivia loop
- Another staffer caught on feeds
- Omitting a very important key word
- Calling Shane's shun 'flirting'
- Misspelled Britney
- Fuzzy math
- Staffer caught with the Hamburglar
- Wrong time on CBS main site
- 'Every day' on vets poll skipped 2 days
- Wrong seasons for Howie & Jeff
- 'Biggest cast ever' = same as BB9
- Sailing instructor Mike disappeared
- Their copyright expert used illegal videos to make his Glass House case
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