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Day 60 - Sunday 8/16

Game changer

Day 59 - Saturday 8/15

Waiting for OTEV, or Zingbot, or whatever

Candy wars

Ratings - Rabies 101 edition

I always marvel at how they pull off the double eviction shows with few hitches, considering what a logistics nightmare it is and especially because they're doing it all with amateurs. That said and ups granted, the Goofs Tally below is a shambles this year. It's riddled with basic spelling errors and the kinds of BB mistakes that even the most casual fan knows are wrong. I simply don't understand how a major media outlet and public corporation can be this sloppy.
Won: Outback dinner (guest) He's infinitely hateable because he's got tattoos, long hair, and a beardytail. He's doubly despicable for liking a girl and treating her like a queen, especially since he's had no discouragement from her about it. Plus he's still there and hasn't even been nominated, how dare he exist?	Won: $10,000; Never Not pass; Outback dinner (guest) NOMINATED Curse her for being the girl next door type, curse her middle management job because it's in retail and not show biz, and curse her chirpy demeanor too. And that train story, she made it up right? She found an obscure Munich news story and made it her own because who wouldn't do that when they go on Big Brother?
Won: Outback dinner He's a horrible prankster and he's always wasting candy, and all those tinfoil creations - what if somebody needs to cover up a tray of cookies and all the foil's gone?? Plus he's a non-deadbeat dad, he loves his cat, he makes jokes all the time, and he hated hearing he's been called sexist. Get him gone!	Won: 1 week Wackstreet NOMINATED His shouty Diaries, weird Beavis laugh, and random jokes are just too much to stomach. He doesn't gametalk for hours, he doesn't say nasty things to or about the others, and worst of all, he's pale and skinny with sticky-up hair! If I hear one more dental hygiene tip I'll scream! I just can't with him. And where's his penalty for eating a couple cookies by mistake? SO UNFAIR! <footstomp>
Won: ½ week Wackstreet She doesn't take any of it nearly as seriously as she's supposed to, and she laughs a lot - how dare she?! She's part of a solid trio plus a supersolid duo but nobody's targeting her, so she has no business being there. She and her voice and her voice's genetic match have got to go.	Won: ½ week Wackstreet, Outback dinner HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD - HOLDS VETO See Austin. Also see Julia. Which one is which anyway? It's not fair putting twins in there.
Won: Gronk party cruise Don't even get me started on her! She's so dumb, she told Liz to 'use the Vanessa card' on Vanessa by telling her this week is 'a house decision'. She's so bad at comps, she finished third on OTEV after recent knee surgery. She's so pleasant and fun most of the time, it's disgusting.	How dare he love his momma and win comps when he has to, the nerve! Socially awkward people should only watch Big Brother and never be on it, this is known. We don't want intelligent, ordinary, regular fans in there ever - dummy recruits only! All together now, 'STEEE-EEEVE!'
Won: Outback dinner; 24 hours polishing Jackie She's everything we love on our feeds: an expert manipulator, a hissy-fitter, a gametalker deluxe, a liar, and a deal maker/breaker. And best of all, she's paranoid as hell for our amusement. But that everlasting green hat? OMG she must die.	Won: 1 week 6 days knight; 24 hours polishing by Vanessa She came in as a stuntcast cross-promo opp with Jeff and she was easily the better of that duo, even if she was barely seen for weeks. She had a better grasp of this show and game than he did, and she talked some big talk but didn't get a chance for us to see if she'd put it in action or not. She did her costume week with a good attitude, and she was a good-natured participant in most of their non-game activities. She gave us some behind-the-scenes 'Amazing Race' info which was fun and different. Like Victoria last year, she doesn't need all that fake hair but at least hers stayed in pretty good shape most of the time.
Won: 2,400 battles She's the type who had Star of the Season potential but she didn't quite make the cut. She was volatile, emotional, controlling, and prone to hissy fits, and she took most things personally. But she was also an unexpected comp beast, especially on the endurance wall, and she wasn't afraid to make 'big moves' even if Vanessa had a heavy hand in most of them. She did her 2,400 battles largely (and surprisingly) without complaint, and she gained some hard-earned respect with that. Her thing with Clay was odd and uncomfortable to watch, and she easily won Death Race 2015 with her curious and unflattering taped-in extensions.	Won: Ireland trip; Outback dinner (guest) He started badly, calling himself a 'superfan' after being recruited at a basketball game and marathoning a few seasons. He said BB is about making new friends and memories, and he had a problem with lies and backstabs except when he was doing it. He spent most of his time stapled to Shelli and they got a lot of mother/son jokes, but I saw them more as creepy Lannisters, especially when she went on about how like her brother he is. He provided loads of unintentional comedy, weird mouth things and mumbling translations, he peed in HOH shower, and he got out just in time.
Won: 1 week Wackstreet Another superfan who found out it's easier to play BB from home, he fell into Vanessa's disastrous Renom Roulette wheel and went out earlier than many hoped. He got mouthy about many of them and popped some good funnies, but he laid around most of the time until it was too late. He gave us some of the best reaction faces of all time, especially the night they played squicky truth or dare - he even had a dedicated cam for much of it. He mentioned this site often, usually saying it's 'hard to navigate' so he'll probably never see this.	Won: Nothing She was erratic and unpredictable, and the random ways she kept them stirred up made for some of the best feeds in ages. And as a bonus, she featured in all the fights, many because the others didn't believe her telling truths. They did buy most of the fibs, and without 'empirical evidence,' but they fell for her wacky gameplay more than twice. She marooned herself in a bed and a dental chair, with some laughs in between, and she got the 2nd ever penalty vote. I enjoyed watching her, and will miss her.
Won: Nothing I haven't given many empty wheels before their time, and I don't think any of those got them as early as he did. But we've never had such a misogynistic, inappropriate, and unfunny pig before. CBS let him get away clean and that's what it is - I'm just glad to see the back of him.	Won: Power to nullify 3 votes She wasn't afraid to confront people nor to keep fighting to stay, which was good for us, but didn't help her much. She figured out the twins early but didn't leverage that to her advantage soon or well enough. Her 'game on' fight with Audrey and pantry rant to us were memorable, especially her catch-phrase 'get your life!' She was smart, funny, and volatile. She didn't let us take full advantage of #DaVonneHasADaughter, a hashtag that was too good to be true.
Won: Nothing He was like a parody of all the former surf boys we've had, with all the worst qualities of asshat hamsters past rolled into one. He verbally beat up on Steve a few times but the primetime version earned him viewer loathing, even if his actoring was lousy. He ranted, streaked, flipped us off, and mostly talked about himself, but he promised to save us all someday through music.	They erroneously said last year that BB16 would have 'the most houseguests ever' but this year they really did, with 17 total after the twins split into separate entities. Now my symmetry for this section is out of whack and I don't know what to put here.

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