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Mass Projectile Vomit (Saturday 7/20)

McCrae's birthday surprise

Ratings - Hanging Chad edition

Dear Producers, I find myself in the unusual position of rationalizing the legitimacy of this MVP vote - who saw that coming? I'm curious if you thought this season would play out even close to what it has, but of course I'll never know the answer to that. If you're taking requests, I'd love to see something like the bunny suits return instead of another unitard variation. How about cat outfits? Because, you know, that would work on multiple levels. your pal, dingo
NOMINATED Dear Aaryn, It's time to cut your losses and get gone. Trust me. The longer you're in there, the worse it'll be when you get out. Also I'm tired of being called a racist supporter by illiterates, and I'm tired of receiving tweets with random Hitler factoids if I mention your name. That's why I don't do it often anymore. your pal, dingo	Dear Amanda, Your social game was virtually flawless a minute ago and now it's all collapsed. Funny how quickly things can change when you lay around slurpydurping all the time, isn't it? I just wish you hadn't dragged my boy down with you. your pal, dingo PS It isn't your HOH room.
Dear Andy, The whole feedsbomb thingy had gotten stale, but things are looking up now that you're always showing up late and are being excluded from convos. your pal, dingo PS I don't think you'd really holler 'this is for Dingo' if you hit the panic button to self-evict, but thanks for thinking of me.	Dear Candice, We get it. The bed flip, the fishies, the Shanequa, all of it - we get it. The hamsters get it, the tv viewers get it, everybody gets it. TMZ, CNN, USA Today, and international media outlets get it! You can stop dwelling on it and move on. We get it. your pal, dingo
Won: Sit out 1 veto comp NOMINATED - HOLDS VETO Dear Elissa, Congrats on the win when you needed it, and congrats for an unprecedented fourth MVP! Too bad this last one was a different kind of MVP but you're not going anywhere anytime soon anyway. I'm surprised your random bendy and changing clothes in mid convo routine hasn't raised more eyebrows, but your bad acting skills haven't either, so there you are. your pal, dingo PS Some - not all - but some of your fans are rude, and some are confused. Some are both, and some of those take it out on me. I doubt you'll ever read this or care, but I'm just putting it out there. It's kinda sucky.	Dear GinaMarie, Thank you for your wacky hair. It's about all I've got this season to have fun with. My money's on you as the renom Monday, and I'm expecting spectacular things from you your hair on the block, whether that happens now or later. your pal, dingo
Won: 8pm curfew Dear Helen, Thank you for taking the 8pm curfew in the veto comp. We haven't yet recovered from last week, and this will help. Is it permanent? your pal, dingo	Dear Howard, Your entertainment value isn't all that, and your gametalk monotone is sleep-inducing. Step it up, please. your pal, dingo PS Why don't you tell Candice how much you dislike being called Howie? Maybe she'd stop.
Won: Permanent Have-not pass He claimed 1/16 Cherokee but he besmirched that heritage regularly, along with many others. He caused and starred in the big Winegate fight, smooched with Kaitlin while laying his hand on Aaryn's leg, wore a diaper, and mistakenly boasted he'd win every comp. He was a boy in a man's body, but his tattoos were nicer looking than most heavily tatted hamsters' have been. He'll be most remembered for being the asshat of BB15.	Dear Jessie, Are you still in there? your pal, dingo
Won: 24 hour solitary HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD Dear Judd, We miss you. Please come out of the lounge as soon as possible. You're our only hope. your pal, dingo PS BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP	NOMINATED Dear Kaitlin, I'm glad you didn't mourn as much as GinaMarie when you were widowed, but it would help a lot if you didn't sleep so much. We're only one-third through this thing - it's way too early to sleep all day, especially when you're nominated. Or have you forgotten that little detail? your pal, dingo
Won: $5,000 Dear McCrae, Yes I'm surprised too, but you earned that down arrow. You've taken everything you know you should do in there, which is a considerable amount, and you've done the opposite. If you're truly in love, more power to you. But it looks more like you've let Amanda suck your spirit right out of you. Please get out of bed and back to the game, go back to interacting with everyone, and go back to being vertical. They are all plotting your demise in your absence. your pal forever, dingo PS It's not your HOH room either. PPS Happy birthday.	Dear Spencer, You're like the drunken uncle at Thanksgiving. Everything's going along fine, everyone's enjoying themselves, laughing at your jokes, and then you cross the line without any warning whatsoever, and everyone has to eat their pie in awkward silence. Every. Damn. Time. your pal, dingo
Won: Nothing He came in saying he hoped for stardom but it probably won't happen as a result of this show. Overnighters got to know his blue hoodie & cap well, and he was usually the last one to go to bed. That's usually good strategy but it didn't help him. The over-the-top character he played in pre-season interviews gave him a rough start with most, but he didn't stick long enough for us (me anyway) to get to know what he's really about.	Won: Nothing He didn't bring much to the feeds and he seemed oblivious about how the show works, but those types are the ones who get blindsided and we always like to see that. The Aaryn & David Comedy Show was fun for a minute but all the controversy she fed took the fun out of that, so it's just as well he got gone early. Back to the beach and watching BB on the couch with mom.