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Ratings - Game of Keys special edition

Some might see them more as Tywin Lannister or even Walder Frey, but they're more the vehicle than any single player, so I've given them the coveted and swordsy seat of power over Studiociteros. If anything, they're the George R.R. Martin of our little adventure, controlling fates and lives of the main characters as well as the cast of thousands that includes us, but any author will tell you their characters run amok sometimes and take over their own destinies. When you play the game of keys, you win or you die.. at least until the finale reunion. Or until Revive-a-Hamster comes along. PS Rachel is coming.
NOMINATED Of couse she's Cersei Lannister, the appointed female villain of our story. She's far from the only female villain, but she's the one who gets all the press.	Amanda isn't Arya Stark in age but she is in attitude. She's got more sense than the rest of them put together, and she shows up to kick ass when needed. She also knows to stick 'em with the pointy end.
Andy's a bit of Lord Varys the Spider, the way he's plugged in everywhere, but I think he's more of a Rickon Stark, the little guy who's always around but nobody's quite sure what his role is.	I'm not saying she's all Melisandre, but they do share a talent for showing up when there's trouble, and for seeming to take a perverse delight in furthering it. Also both are considered integral characters by some but fringe characters by others, who may or may not belong on a different show.
She's an easy fit for the Sansa Stark role: much ballyhooed and central to many plot twists, but in the end, she's kind of a drip personality-wise who doesn't really contribute much at all.	I know what you're thinking but oddly enough, GinaMarie and Daenerys Targaryen do have a lot in common. They're both starring in a parallel but totally separate side story, both of their worlds have more fantasy elements than the main plot, and both were widowed early.
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD Of course she gets the Catelyn Stark mom role, trying to look after her family while causing all kinds of global problems instead. We'll know soon enough if Helen's fall from HOH will turn her into Lady Stoneheart or not.	Howard's our resident Eddard Stark, a good man with solid values and morals, ever trying to take the high road while constantly surrounded by slop. Howard will probably die early too.
Won: Permanent Have-not pass NOMINATED Easily Joffrey Baratheon, the asshat boy king everyone loves to hate. Both are proud of heritage that isn't exactly their own, and love being betrothed to hot girls. Jeremy's about to make a premature exit, and with that, I'll pause my usual habit of posting spoilers.	She came in saying she's the prettiest girl, much like Margaery Tyrell, and she allegedly tried to hook up with most of the guys in there before the feeds started. That's her reputation in the habitat anyway, but despite a series of engagements and marriages, she's still a virgin. Allegedly.
Prejudged for his background and appearance, he's turned out to be very much like Tyrion Lannister. Like the Imp, Judd is a font of wisdom, common sense, and above all, wit. Against all odds, these two guys have become widely beloved and favorite characters of their respective sagas.	USED VETO ON SELF I'm not saying Kaitlin's a whore, but she and Shae do have some things in common. She's made her hookup with Jeremy the only focus of her experience in there, and when she isn't straddling or sucking face with him, she's sleeping. 'Camp follower' Shae is rarely seen doing anything else either.
Similar to Jon Snow, McCrae took the black when he transitioned from feedster to hamster. He went to The Wall and hooked up with a wildling, and his hair's always in the way. If Amanda was a GoT fan, she'd surely be telling him 'You know nothing, McCrae Olson' every chance she got.	NOMINATED I know you'll think I'm crazy for assigning Jaime Lannister for him but think about it: you're never sure if he's a good guy or a bad guy, and you can't decide if you love him or hate him. Aside from the missing hand thingy, they're almost the same person.
Won: Nothing I rarely include evictees in theme days, but he's so perfect as Petyr Baelish, I had to this time. Our own Littlefinger is just as shady, sketchy, and mercenary as the original, and there's almost a physical resemblance too, which is more than most of these comparisons have going for them.	Won: Nothing Hodor? Hodor.