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Ian is Head of Household
Shane used veto on himself
Jenn & Danielle are nominated
Jenn's on slop for the duration
Nobody is Have-not


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The BB14 untwist resulted in no eviction, and all coaches entering the game. Boogie was the only one who didn't vote to enter. If all had said no, there would have been a hamster revival.

Willie was ejected for head-butting Joe. Threats & verbal attacks are legal - aggressive physical contact is not.

They're calling pre-show sequester 'convention' or 'knitting convention', and they're calling Diary 'the wizard' or 'dairy queen'.

Ashley revealed they wear earpieces for nominations, at least early on.

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BB14 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. Kara and Jenn may have gotten more.

The coach of the winner would have gotten $100k without the untwist. Returning veterans got $20k to show up, and/or a higher stipend after the untwist.

The habitat has 53 cameras (up one) and 98 microphones (up three).

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The Glass House premiered June 18 on ABC and ran for 10 episodes. The winner got $250,000 - half the usual BB winning amount. The glass hamsters went into hotel sequester on weekends.

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As Danielle's World Spins Off Its Axis (Monday 9/10)

Shane veto'd himself off the block, and Ian put up Danielle against Jenn.. Jenn was laying into Ian when the feeds came back, and Danielle was moping to Shane, even though she had previously volunteered to be pawned.. I'm not sure, but the "rip your face off" comment may have come up again in the veto meeting.. they don't know yet that eviction is tomorrow

Danielle finally admitted to Dan that she'd had her boobies done, that her godparents encouraged and paid for it, and she said she has a "mass" that has grown onto one or both of them and she'd be in chemo now otherwise.. the BB interwebs blew up, and As Danielle's World Turns on this site is officially cancelled as a result, without prejudice and without further comment, except that it's just no fun anymore


Oh noes!

The feeds technical glitches have made them all but unwatchable, but we did see a shocking act of violence tonight that resulted in tragedy when creepy sock monkey was brutally attacked.. it was a horrific incident and no one who witnessed it will forget it anytime soon

Lest you think this was all "just a game", I'm sad to report otherwise: as a result of this unprovoked backdoor surprise attack, creepy sock monkey suffered a harm.. RIP now takes on a whole new meaning, and soon there will be stuffing everywhere.. it was a highly distressing incident for viewers, and we demand the culprits be ejected immediately from the habitat.. several bystanders witnessed the incident but did absolutely nothing to stop the violence! Diligent fans have notified PETSA and they will launch an investigation

But that isn't enough! Family members of our Final Five should be notified they're living with demons - friends should be encouraged to write hateful posts around the interwebs - employers should be notified, and petitions submitted so they'll fire these despicable people from their jobs.. you just can't be too careful about these things

Reminder: They will likely record three hours Tuesday morning to run on Showtime Tuesday night, and the feeds will probably go off sometime Tuesday afternoon until 9pm Wednesday.. Jenn or Danielle will be evicted Tuesday on a recorded show that will air Wednesday.. they think they can keep this stuff secret, but I'll let you know who's evicted and who wins HOH on Tuesday evening


Rover (Sunday 9/9)

Shane's mystery prize turned out to be billed as "see some stars of the biggest event of the summer" and he chose to take Danielle with him.. she had an oops or two getting ready, and contributed a couple more caps to my adult page.. speculation ran wild in there and out here with guesses like a red carpet premiere, the planetarium at Griffith Park, and a stroll down Hollywood Boulevard - all of which I figured were entirely too public on a Sunday.. others thought they might meet some Olympians - Kellogg's sponsored an exhibition by the gymnasts, and they do make Froot Loops, which got a lot of free publicity from our little show

Personally, I figured it would be more along the lines of having lunch with Brenchel or other BB alums still in town from their wedding yesterday - Jorff were there for instance, and even Shane knows who they are

As often happens when the kids are gone for the day, the adults who stayed behind had a very quiet day with some interesting conversations, including one between Jenn and Ian about 9/11 and their very different perspectives of that day, and I think they mended a few more of those bridges

The big polka-dot pool approached, circled, and hovered around Jenn for awhile, reminding me and other fans of "The Prisoner" of Rover.. I had this bit worded better before, but I wiped it out by mistake, and Google cache only goes back a few hours these days so I can't reconstruct from that.. ditto with this entire section and the one below - apologies for that, but it's been a very long season and I'm tired


They're baaaack


Shane & Danielle returned during Showtime: they did in fact go to the exhibition by the US Olympic gymnast team exhibition at nearby Ontario, sponsored by Kellogg's, and they came in bearing boxes of corn flakes

They were able to meet with the girls for a few minutes - Shane said he asked them if they'd had supportive parents.. Danielle said she tried to plant a peck on Shane in the limo, but it startled him and he head-butted her instead.. again, I'm sorry I can't reconstruct this section as I had it before with all the gory details, but that's the breaks


Ratings - The Prisoner(s) edition

Ratings will be updated eventually - they just aren't giving me anything to work with.. neutrals all around

To follow

TEAMIES: Kara, Danielle, Jodi
WON: Sushi party, 24 hour disco
To follow

WON: 24 hour shackles, field trip
To follow

WON: $4k, 24 hour dog's life, veto ball
To follow

WON: $1k, Hawaii trip
To follow

WON: Veto ticket, field trip
To follow

WON: 24 hour hula hoop

WON: $3,341.49, 1 week spiritard, 1 week carrot, green bath, 24 hour chum showers
He was either HOH or nominated every week and he fought hard to stick. He got a reprieve on reset night, and he escaped walking the plank in the cheertard and the carrot, but he was a good sport with both, as well as his chum showers. He was loud and volatile, featuring in the only two fights of the season, but he cooled off quickly and made it up. He seems like a good guy at heart and he has a fabulous laugh. His famous father was the best kept non-game secret among several.

TEAMIES: Shane, Willie, JoJo
WON: 1 week safety, 24 hour shackles
She gamed way too hard as a coach and as a player, but she contributed to Willie's pork rind tantrum so kudos for that. She didn't bring as much comedy as she's capable of but when she did, it was hilarious, including early late nights with Janelle and her stellar pre-eviction drunk. It's a shame we didn't get a second season of Just The Tip and that she repeated some of her same mistakes, but she was fun to see again and she'll definitely be missed.

She was ditzy and kooky, and didn't seem like she knew what show she was on most of the time (which fits, since she landed here after being rejected from a dating show). She had back problems that looked legit, and worked in her favor more than once. She brought a kitty-cat sleep mask, creative counting methods, unicorns and dreamboard strategy, and while she seems like a nice enough girl who would have been a hit in 1967, her monotone voice won't be missed.

TEAMIES: Frank, Ian, Jenn - WON: $16k
He started a bit better this time but degenerated to his old self. His friends in production couldn't save him this time around and he got got. His team survived him but only Frank stuck with him til the end, even though Boogie went for cash rather than working to help him. I'm very relieved to see the back of him for a third and hopefully last time, and I only wish we had a feed for when Dr. Will smacks him upside the head.

He came in with the most entertainment potential we've seen in awhile but other than a few spectacular bursts such as his drunken sushi birthday, he failed to deliver on a regular basis. His Sharon Osbourne was spot-on and so was his Joe, but his quick wit wasn't enough to combat the overall doldrums of the season. He fiddled his hair constantly (like Kaysar), and he pinkyswore Janelle out the door. He starred in two of the three 'The Soup' segments to date, and he'll be missed.

TEAMIES: Wil, Ashley, Joe WON: nothing
She was the first coach casualty but she went quietly, robbing us of an updated 'bye-bye bitches'. She didn't have a Howie or Kaysar to work with (or entertain us) this time, and her teamies either didn't know or didn't care how loyally she plays BB. She had some sippy fun but this cast didn't get her shtick, and she had pork rinds thrown at her and mean girl chatter reminiscent of BB6. She drove the early game but didn't play in any veto comps, and that was a huge loss for the season.

She promised to bring it, but apparently she left it on Staten Island since she failed to fight even when confronted. She talked a lot but it was mostly the same loops over and over: she only gets along with East Coast girls, she's street-smart, she's loyal, and she's loyal, know what I mean? She was scouted via Facebook to get here, and that's where she should have stayed. Now she can get back to modeling and piloxing.

(Possibly forfeited stipend)
He spent two weeks laying in HOH bed, parannoying his brains out even though he was perfectly safe, and his fall from HOH was the hardest we've ever seen. He head-butted himself out the door when he might have been saved by veto, so he'll go into the BB blunders pile. I didn't come in with Hantzophobia so I'm grateful for the cheap entertainment he brought, especially the Froot Loops war and Willieisms like 'key-hos', 'corn-ho', and 'totin' pole'. He's the first hamster to pose for his mug shot while his season was still underway.

TEAM DAN - WON: nothing
She brought a big name and rep to the show but didn't live up to either. She seemed like a nice enough girl but she didn't bring much to the feeds, and her sister wife wardrobe greatly disappointed her pre-existing fanbase. She'll be remembered for extra shiny knees and little else - she didn't even campaign to stay.

TEAM DAN, for a minute - WON: nothing
Most were looking forward to seeing what she'd bring, but she got a raw deal and was gone before the feeds even kicked on. She'd said she was worried about lack of privacy & sleep, missing her family, and slop, so maybe BB wasn't for her, and she got away without airing any dirty laundry. It had to be humiliating to go back in for the group bikini pic but that's how they do things.


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Probable remaining schedule:
9/11: HOH blog, tweets, pictures
9/11: 9am-noon taped for Showtime - feeds down
9/11: 5pm eviction show taping
9/12: F4 Veto comp
9/12: CBS 8pm: F5 veto comp, taped eviction and HOH comp
9/12: 9pm Feeds & Showtime back live
9/13: CBS 9pm: F4 veto comp, live eviction, begin final HOH Part 1 endurance (on feeds)
9/14: Final HOH Part 2 (not on feeds)
9/16: CBS 8pm: Part 1, Part 2? Season review?
9/19: CBS 9.30pm: 90-minute finale with final eviction, evictees reunion, jurors, winner, viewer favorite
9/19: SuperPass backyard interviews
9/20: SuperPass 8pm wrap party

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Sunday's show overnights are split into separate hours due to sports overruns. The 8pm hour combined with 60 Minutes for second place with 10.139 million viewers, 2.1 rating and 5 share, behind football on NBC with 24.718/9.8/25, and ahead of football and The Simpsons rerun on FOX, and Once Upon a Time rerun on ABC. The 9pm hour combined with Good Wife rerun to remain in second place with 4.905 million viewers, 0.7 rating and 2 share, still behind football on NBC, and ahead of The Simpsons and Family Guy reruns on FOX, and Once Upon a Time rerun on ABC.
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Along with your $1 text votes and the ability to increase ad rates across due to increased traffic from your free online votes, CBS now has an extra $100k that was previously announced as the winning coach's prize. PLEASE STOP VOTING ON THEIR POINTLESS POLLS. Don't even get me started on their idiotic Flock to Unlock traffic and Twitter spam generator.

Big Brother 14 will tape an eviction on Tuesday, September 11 and the feeds will likely be off for +/- 30 hours, with Showtime running three hours from Tuesday morning on Tuesday night, but I will post on this site and tweet who got evicted on Tuesday evening. That taped eviction will air on Wednesday, September 12, with another regular live eviction on Thursday, September 13. That leaves us with three hamsters to go into finale Wednesday, September 19. See Upcoming Events in right sidebar for a more complete schedule.

Congrats to Rachel Reilly & Brendon Villegas who finally got married on Saturday, September 8! The first Big Brother hamster-to-hamster wedding was attended by many BB alumni, with Matt Hoffman reportedly officiating. The wedding will air on WeTV in December, but I doubt it will be better than their trashbag wedding last year with Lawon officiating like no other could - it's still there on BB13 Flashback 8/2 10.36pm.

Congrats also to Julian Clary who won UK Celebrity BB! The comedian and self-described "renowned homosexual" took the publicly voted title on September 7 after a three-week run.

BB Australia began August 12 and is still underway. Like UK BB and UK Celeb BB, it doesn't have feeds anymore, but see Links of the Day for quick videos of air shows and related talk shows for all of them.

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BBQ Smackdown Scorecard

Big Brother 14
Round 1: BBQ ½, Dan 0

Big Brother 13
Round 1: BBQ ½, Adam ½, Rachel 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3: BBQ 1, Rachel 0

Big Brother 12
Round 1: BBQ ½, Brendon 0
Round 2: BBQ 2, Britney 0, Lane 0
Round 3: BBQ 1, Lane 0, CBS 0

Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0

Big Brother 10
No title events

Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0

Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1

Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical

Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0

Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, CBS 0, Nakomis 0


Pointless HOH weeks: 1½
1 Shane due to untwist
½ Willie self-evicting the day after his

Messy lawsuits: 2
Anthony Marini vs Ashley

Major fights: 2
7/17 10.25pm Willie vs Frank + Boogie
8/27 12.35pm + 12.57pm Ian vs Frank

House meetings: 2
7/17 10.54am Willie & newbies
8/26 7.50pm Dan's funeral

Excessive feeds blackouts: 1
8/18 Almost 7 hours

Diary leak scandals: 1
8/9 10.08am

Wild sushi makeout/streak parties: 1
7/28 9.50pm

Additional makeout pairings: 1
8/15 12.15am Frank/Ashley

Pinkyswears: 10
7/29 CBS Shane/Danielle
8/8 8.28pm Wil/Janelle
8/14 9.36pm Wil/Danielle
8/17 2.14am Shane/Danielle
8/27 11.54pm Shane/Danielle
8/28 11.45pm Ian/Britney
9/2 1.15am Dan/Danielle
9/3 1.01pm Shane/Danielle
9/6 7.08pm Dan/Ian
9/10 12.08pm Shane/Jenn

Premature exits: 3
Mike, Jodi, Willie

Sleazy pasts uncovered: 1 Ashley

New mug shots: 2
BB5 winner Drew
BB14 ejectee Willie

Editing logistics problems: 1
Jodi's in the group bikini pic

'The Soup' mentions: 4
Wil getting his key invitation
Danielle & Ashley about Shane
Wil about lemon/lime humping
Ashley's eviction speech

CBS goofs: 23
- Matt wasn't around to evict Britney
- Invented a new word: choses
- Mistook Joe for Frank
- Missing/bad URL
- Forgot an important instruction
- Julie's intern polling about something they didn't air
- Staff seen building veto comp
- Old news + a blatant lie
- Mixing up alliance names
- August 8 CBS daytime ad had Willie HOH and Kara/Frank nominees
- Wrong trivia loop
- Another staffer caught on feeds
- Omitting a very important key word
- Calling Shane's shun 'flirting'
- Misspelled Britney
- Fuzzy math
- Staffer caught with the Hamburglar
- Wrong time on CBS main site
- 'Every day' on vets poll skipped 2 days
- Wrong seasons for Howie & Jeff
- 'Biggest cast ever' = same as BB9
- Sailing instructor Mike disappeared
- Their copyright expert used illegal videos to make his Glass House case



Shane to Danielle: I liked yesterday better,when we were outside

Ian's hammock: BWONG-wee-woo.. BWONG-wee-woo.. BWONG-wee-woo.. BWONG-wee-woo

Danielle in Diary: ..and you keep playing these Weezer songs for Dan! why are we catering to Dan's needs?!
(Flashback 9/10 8.35pm F3)

Danielle: I'm just making sure I don't look like a hootch

Dan: I cant believe I'm ironing another man's shirt right now

Ian's hammock: BA-WONG-bee-boo.. BA-WONG-bee-boo.. BA-WONG-bee-boo

Dan: Ian, how high can you get that thing going?
Jenn: I've seen him cooking on it!

Big Brother: Jodi, this is a reminder that you have not entered the Diary Room today

Danielle: There was so many people, we kept getting like thrown into a bathroom to hide

Dan about BB: People can't complain who applied and didn't get a shot

Danielle: I feel like a hamster in a frickin cage, and all these people, the live feeders, can sit there and poke me


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Latest HRNN update: Dead Inanimate Clingy House Guest by @BB11HouseRodent

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