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|This site is about the Big Brother 14 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me, and it isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior. Your pal, dingo
Ian is Head of Household
Frank & Jenn are nominated
Dan won veto
Frank sits out the next HOH comp
Jenn's on slop for the duration
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The BB14 untwist resulted in no eviction, and all coaches entering the game. Boogie was the only one who didn't vote to enter. If all had said no, there would have been a hamster revival.
Willie was ejected for head-butting Joe. Threats & verbal attacks are legal - aggressive physical contact is not.
They're calling pre-show sequester 'convention' or 'knitting convention', and they're calling Diary 'the wizard' or 'dairy queen'.
Ashley revealed they wear earpieces for nominations, at least early on.
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BB14 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. Kara and Jenn may have gotten more.
The coach of the winner would have gotten $100k without the untwist. Returning veterans got $20k to show up, and/or a higher stipend after the untwist.
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Salmonella watch (Sunday 9/2)Joe had just fired up the grill and slapped down his chicken when Big Brother called them inside for lockdown.. Jenn snickered to herself about that while prepping her slop, muttering "Take that, no barbecue for you"
Joe's proven to be a worthy adversary for the replacement grill which is only a few meals into its second season after a less then stellar rookie year.. it's clearly not up to the standards of the legendary but retired metal monster it replaced, but I was ready to notch its first point of the season.. eager BBQ Smackdown fans sat on the edge of their seats, wondering if Joe would defy BB's orders and finish the job on the grill, take the chicken inside to finish cooking it, or just leave it out there til later, but instead he plattered it and they chowed down accordingly
They loved it and proclaimed it "very moist", but as of now there are no reports of gut cramps or worse.. if they don't come, this will remain another non-event for BBQ Smackdown, but I've added the cumulative scorecard below just in case.. salmonella watch continues
Meanwhile Danielle, Shane and Dan actually made an effort at cleaning the bathroom.. Dan continues setting off tiny zing bombs about both Danielle and Ian, as he subtly campaigns for jury votes using his patented mist, while Frank continues to use the opposite and far less effective tactic of loudly villifying his enemies.. Dan & Danielle invited Jenn to join their holy trinity.. Ian continues to believe the Quack Pack exists.. Joe continues to be on to Dan & Danielle, and the others continue to ignore him.. Dan's still using his veto on Jenn tomorrow, and Joe's still going up
BBQ Smackdown Round 1: The HisserStill waiting for salmonella to kick in, but these hamsters' stomachs have been conditioned by Joe's hygiene up til now, so perhaps they're immune.. however, the day was not a total loss for Smackdown fans
Having been robbed of its chance to poison them earlier, the clanking monstrosity stepped up its game when Dan went to grill some turkey dogs as a pre-dinner snack.. he poked and prodded the metal monster in its nether regions, and twiddled some knobs, and then it roared up with a WHOOOSH! of escaped gas in his face.. Dan responded like the rookie griller he is with "oh shit" (rather than say, "you freaking beast, I'll have your burner for that!" like a real contender would)
Ian's hammocking never skipped a beat and neither did he when he said "Grill just got a point".. Dan responded "I give him a half point" and as much as I'd like to judge this one like Ian, I have to settle for the half since there were no visible flames, no first degree burns, and no singed eyebrows.. Flashback 9/2 6.21pm to watch the instant replay
Final score: BBQ ½, Dan 0
Dan's still alive (Saturday 9/1)He won the veto on his birthday, ensuring his safety for yet another week (or til halftime on Thursday's double header).. he was wearing it when the feeds came back since he knows we like them to do that, and he paced the HOH room, talking to himself about finally get Frank out, as he waited for the shower.. it was a messy comp involving corn syrup, hay and grime, and ears of corn with hamster names on them, so probably OTEV.. all played except Shane
Ian and Dan ran scenarios and tentatively agreed for Dan to pull off Jenn as repayment (Ian will feign shock about that and call out Dan for breaking trust), Ian will put up Joe in her place, and Frank will go to jury - take all this with the usual disclaimer that it's only Saturday.. Dan reported to Jenn and Ian to Joe, and Shane offered to pawn himself again
The hamsters keep breaking their rules with no repercussions, and we keep being punished for that with fishies, so I'm out for tonight #bbstrike
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9/3: Veto meeting
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9/5: CBS 8pm: Veto comp, assorted fiction, veto meeting
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Thursday September 6 is another double eviction. We have seven hamsters left with a September 19 finale - we'll still need to dump another extra one if they're bringing three to finale again.
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLYPointless HOH weeks: 1½
1 Shane due to untwist
½ Willie self-evicting the day after his
Messy lawsuits: 2
CBS vs ABC
Anthony Marini vs Ashley
Major fights: 2
7/17 10.25pm Willie vs Frank + Boogie
8/27 12.35pm + 12.57pm Ian vs Frank
House meetings: 2
7/17 10.54am Willie & newbies
8/26 7.50pm Dan's funeral
Excessive feeds blackouts: 1
8/18 Almost 7 hours
Diary leak scandals: 1
Wild sushi makeout/streak parties: 1
Additional makeout pairings: 1
8/15 12.15am Frank/Ashley
7/29 CBS Shane/Danielle
8/8 8.28pm Wil/Janelle
8/14 9.36pm Wil/Danielle
8/17 2.14am Shane/Danielle
8/27 11.54pm Shane/Danielle
8/28 11.45pm Ian/Britney
9/2 1.15am Dan/Danielle
Premature exits: 3
Mike, Jodi, Willie
Sleazy pasts uncovered: 1 Ashley
New mug shots: 2
BB5 winner Drew
BB14 ejectee Willie
Editing logistics problems: 1
Jodi's in the group bikini pic
'The Soup' mentions: 4
Wil getting his key invitation
Danielle & Ashley about Shane
Wil about lemon/lime humping
Ashley's eviction speech
CBS goofs: 21
- Mistook Joe for Frank
- Missing/bad URL
- Forgot an important instruction
- Julie's intern polling about something they didn't air
- Staff seen building veto comp
- Old news + a blatant lie
- Mixing up alliance names
- August 8 CBS daytime ad had Willie HOH and Kara/Frank nominees
- Wrong trivia loop
- Another staffer caught on feeds
- Omitting a very important key word
- Calling Shane's shun 'flirting'
- Misspelled Britney
- Fuzzy math
- Staffer caught with the Hamburglar
- Wrong time on CBS main site
- 'Every day' on vets poll skipped 2 days
- Wrong seasons for Howie & Jeff
- 'Biggest cast ever' = same as BB9
- Sailing instructor Mike disappeared
- Their copyright expert used illegal videos to make his Glass House case
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