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Danielle is Head of Household
Danielle used veto on Wil
Frank & Janelle are nominated
Frank's in 'spiritard' 1 week
Nobody is Have-not
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The untwist resulted in no eviction, and all coaches entering the game. Boogie was the only one who didn't vote to enter. If all had said no, there would have been a hamster revival.
Willie was ejected for head-butting Joe. Threats & verbal attacks are legal - aggressive physical contact is not.
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As Danielle's HOH grinds to a halt (Wednesday 8/8)Britney woke up Danielle by telling her Boogie knows she's a nurse, leading Danielle to complain that Shane's mean to her and maybe she still has a boyfriend (Trey) back home - I don't know.. Britney's clearly getting tired of this babysitting job, and suggested Danielle back off from pursuing Shane and do the hamster equivalent of "don't return his texts"
Janelle kept making rounds asking for and being promised votes that won't come, and being generally shunned when present and trashed when not.. she's not stupid, especially when it comes to reading hamsters, but she might be surprised by Wil's vote in particular, since he put another pinkyswear on my tally about his.. Britney wanted to warn her, even shedding a tear or two over feeling bad about the constant lies.. Dan said he'd back her up out of "coaches respect", but Boogie counseled them against it since "she tried to scumbag me"
Janelle shmoozed Frank for a bit, complimenting him on his game and saying it was "almost Dr Will status" (no, she doesn't believe that - I spell it my way but I use this definition).. I suspect she was planting seeds for a garden to grow after she's gone - she doesn't have to be present to get revenge.. Frank reported it to Wil, who said she was just campaigning for viewer favorite, and to Boogie, adding that it seemed genuine - Boogie was suitably shocked.. Ian suggested a hinky vote to Danielle which would be fun.. Britney tried to cement a perma-duo arrangement with Ian and he agreed, but he was careful to add he wasn't calling it a Final Two deal.. Ashley's back problem returned in the form of sciatica, and she saw the doc again
They had their halfway party with pizza, pasta, music, a photo cake, and booze.. they blocked that from us (conveniently when the CBS show was on for half the country) but apparently Joe head-butted Willie's cake pic, and Janelle started a cake fight which brought an end to the party.. usually the halfway party is a few days late but it's Day 33 and the finale's slated for September 19 - you do the math.. Wil & Ashley went feline for fun.. Shane scorned them for it but Danielle didn't hear that and got herself catted up too
It was a rocky day for the nomance, with Shane zinging Danielle a few times.. she said she blew it by picking up the 100-pound weight in front of (whoever) and thus letting slip how strong she is, but he argued that it isn't 100 pounds.. he also zinged her about yesterday's workout with Janelle - see Lines of the Day below.. most of them have named Joe as their target next week so the usual pattern would have him becoming HOH tomorrow.. yes it would be unbearable on a decibel level but it would make them all so miserable, I'm willing to make the sacrifice
All the bickery was forgotten on both sides by Showtime, when the gruesome twosome started wrestling like pre-adolescent siblings.. it got rather extreme and so did the many crotch shots as her shorts kept slipping around in ways they weren't designed to do.. she knows there are cameras in there but she's clearly unaware of what that really means, or how many are watching, or how the caps and chops will be around forever.. oh well, there's always some who don't do their research or read their contracts before going in there
Hamster-hate out here is building up to nasty proportions, like it does.. many will be glad to see the back of Janelle a third time, and some think a Save Janelle petition will make a difference - really? This show does what it wants despite viewers' wishes and often to spite them, but I guess ignorance is bliss.. Janelle will be a loss to the feeds but she's a different Janelle than she was seven and eight seasons ago, and she doesn't have a Howie or Kaysar to team up with to entertain overnight feedsters.. one coach down is a good thing, but I will die laughing if TPTB save her somehow: the riots out here will be bloody and stupid, and mainstream media might finally make them put this stale worn-out show out its misery.. (I'd say it might make them change it up and rejuvenate it, but we know better than to hope for that)
Pitch and bitch (Tuesday 8/7)That was the theme of the day, as Janelle made her rounds asking for votes, resulting in retells all over town about what a liar she is.. she asked Danielle & Britney to work out with her, and the two of them bitched about that until they worked out with her, and then they bitched about it some more afterward
Some of them agreed to let Janelle know she'll walk the plank to Julie's boudoir just before she does, but barring any spectacular events between now and then, she'll probably know anyway.. Danielle wrote her tweets and her blog, and the camera came out for happy silly poses - as far as I know, nobody's pics were deleted, but I could be wrong.. they got the basketball hoop pool toy but it was broken within two minutes, by Boogie
I didn't follow the details of most of the day's convos or retells but they're still planning to boot Janelle.. they did get a booze delivery but she didn't explode, other than to incite a backyard dance and toss Britney around a bit - hey, it's been working okay for Frank.. Wil, Jenn, Ashley played and partied in the backyard most of the evening, while the others gathered around the chess table for poker, played with adapted conversation cards
It was a slow day for As Danielle's World Turns.. Britney gave them relationship counseling for awhile in their bed, but it didn't turn out so well - Danielle ended up on the couch glaring, if I may use her patented word.. Shane never gave Danielle the kiss he promised for putting up Janelle, but he tried to give her a promised backrub: she laid on the bed facing the spyscreen so she could see if Dan arrived, which he did (but she told him she'd been watching for Janelle).. after some teasing and gametalk he finally left, Danielle's shirt came off again and Shane climbed onto her again, rubbed her some, then hopped off and left quickly.. he joined Janelle & Joe for a bit in the backyard, and that was that
Down and almost out (Monday 8/6)Per plan, Danielle veto'd Wil off the block and put up Janelle in his place.. since Britney's a lousy liar on top of the HOH crew not answering the door last night, Janelle wasn't blindsided and no fireworks ensued.. she was obviously disappointed, and said she should have worn makeup.. Danielle was more upset, going on that Janelle had glared at her, taunted and threatened her, and that she was making BB history, while worrying if she'll be seen as a villain and if she'd done the right thing
Janelle's rallied in the past and saved herself from certain eviction, but after this morning's pre-dawn revelation that Wil & Jenn hate her and those two teaming up with Ashley, it doesn't seem like she'll stick this time unless Dan is somehow outed in a house meeting, and that doesn't seem likely.. Janelle fans & haters are going at it with each other, and Danielle's getting the credit/blame out here by those who haven't been paying attention
Janelle isn't my first choice to go but we need a coach out at any cost, so so be it - she can go home to Violet & hubby, and take to Twitter instead of rotting in the jury house for weeks.. since veterans are in charge of yet another season, I would have preferred a Janelle vs Boogie bloodbath or even Janelle vs Dan, but instead it looks like we'll be lulled to sleep for weeks by Dan's and Boogie's minions punching it out with cotton balls.. I hope Ian can duck as well as quack
They got badminton, and alliances kept forming here and there, large and small - I think there are about 15 in place now.. just when you think this season couldn't get more ridiculous, it does.. Joe made family dinner again, which they all ate happily again with compliments to the chef, and most of them bitched about it later again, like they do
As Danielle's World TurnsAs we rejoin our story.. during an outside lockdown, I had a severe flashback to Big Brother 6 when Danielle, Britney & Ashley lounged together and whisper-trashed Janelle who was across the yard.. it was uncanny how similar the scene was to Maggie, April & Ivette trashing Janelle, almost line for line at times.. I'm not calling them Nerd Herd 2.0 as they aren't a cohesive trio at all, but let's just say the shoe fit for awhile there.. this is probably my best cap of the season - clicky for a larger version, and happy chopping
Janelle paid a visit to Danielle after dinner to shmooze a bit, fish a bit, and plant a few seeds.. they were very friendly to each other, discussing votes and the like, plus girltalk.. Janelle offered to leave some dresses behind for Danielle.. they complimented each other a lot and while it perhaps wasn't sincere on either side, it sounded friendly
And then the retells began
Danielle told Britney first, and the story changed dramatically from it being a friendly chat to an attack by Janelle.. it got progressively more dramatic with each retell to Dan, Ian, Boogie, Shane, and Frank.. some people think I make this stuff up but I'm telling you, if I could do that, I'd be making a living as a writer.. when I quote them on this page or Twitter or Facebook, or in Lines of the Day, it's verbatim unless noted otherwise
With that in mind, Janelle's "we're friends, I didn't expect you to put me up" evolved in the retells to "you were supposed to be my friend, why would you put me up?" to "I can't believe I got backstabbed by a friend!".. Danielle's "I feel really bad about putting you up against a guy in a spiritard" became Janelle's "you even put me up against the one guy I can't stand in a spiritard"
During the initial chat, Danielle said "why are you being so sweet to me?" but her retells included "I knew the rage was coming" and "she keeps making stabs at me, and stabbing, and stabbing, and stabbing, and stabbing".. again, I couldn't make this up if I tried.. Flashback 8/6 8.03pm for the original - the retells began at 10.17pm and just kept coming, and escalating
Shane offered himself up as a pawn again, against Joe - Britney scolded him for that one (see Lines of the Day below).. Frank shmoozed Shane & Danielle by telling them Janelle had only been nominated twice in two seasons - and they bought it! Try 11 times, the BB record - see Attwx.com for the details plus more interesting BB stats of all kinds
The retells eventually died down and Shane started to fall asleep in Danielle's bed.. she roamed her hand under his shirt for awhile, checking his face for reactions that didn't appear.. it was very awkward and adolescent, and uncomfortable to watch.. he woke up asking if Janelle was still up (probably a buzzkill for Danielle? She might have been imagining their wedding)
Dan showed up and teased them a bit which embarrassed Danielle, and made me think she's not aware of us, the close-ups, the caps, the sites, the blogs, the chops, etc etc etc.. Janelle came up again and the three of them ignored her knocks at the door again - really? How old are we? At this rate Janelle just might wipe the floor with Danielle before she meets Julie, especially if we're graced with a booze delivery before Thursday.. she'll probably do it when she gets out here too, as Dan casually mentioned to Danielle
Ratings - Flock This editionRatings are Tuesday's, based on entertainment value, but Producers were downgraded Wednesday
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Wednesday's show remained in second place with 5.31 million viewers, 1.8 rating (matching the season low) and 6 share, still far behind Olympics on NBC with 28.75/9.2/27 share, and ahead of So You Think You Can Dance rerun on FOX, and The Middle and Suburgatory reruns on ABC.
Monday's 7/31 Glass House remained in third place with 1.67 million viewers, 0.6 rating and 2 share, behind Olympics on NBC and Hawaii Five-0 rerun on ABC.
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NEWS & UPDATESAlong with your $1 text votes and the ability to increase ad rates across CBS.com due to increased traffic from your free online votes, CBS now has an extra $100k that was previously announced as the winning coach's prize. PLEASE STOP VOTING ON THEIR POINTLESS POLLS. Don't even get me started on their idiotic Flock to Unlock traffic and Twitter spam generator.
JoJo and Kara have been sprung from sequester. JoJo's twitter is @jojodoll1 (@JoJoSpatafora is FAKE), Kara's is @karamonaco, and Jodi's is @jodisbox. You can find them all (current and former) on my Linkage tab above, or my hamsters list on Twitter.
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLYPointless HOH weeks: 1½
1 Shane due to untwist
½ Willie self-evicting the day after his
Messy lawsuits: 2
CBS vs ABC
Anthony Marini vs Ashley
Major fights: 1
7/17 10.25pm Willie vs Frank + Boogie
House meetings: 1
7/17 10.54am Newbies
Wild sushi makeout/streak parties: 1
7/29 CBS Shane/Danielle
8/8 8.28pm Wil/Janelle
Premature exits: 3
Mike, Jodi, Willie
Sleazy pasts uncovered: 1 Ashley
New mug shots: 2
BB5 winner Drew
BB14 ejectee Willie
Editing logistics problems: 1
Jodi's in the group bikini pic
'The Soup' mentions: 2
Wil getting his key invitation
Danielle & Ashley about Shane
CBS goofs: 15
- Making up alliances
- August 8 CBS daytime ad had Willie HOH and Kara/Frank nominees
- Wrong trivia loop
- Another staffer caught on feeds
- Omitting a very important key word
- Calling Shane's shun 'flirting'
- Misspelled Britney
- Fuzzy math
- Staffer caught with the Hamburglar
- Wrong time on CBS main site
- 'Every day' on vets poll skipped 2 days
- Wrong seasons for Howie & Jeff
- 'Biggest cast ever' = same as BB9
- Sailing instructor Mike disappeared
- Their copyright expert used illegal videos to make his Glass House case
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