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Nobody was evicted
All four coaches are in the game
Danielle is Head of Household
Frank & Wil are nominated
Nobody is Have-not


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The untwist resulted in no eviction, and all coaches entering the game. Boogie was the only one who didn't vote to enter. If all had said no, there would have been a hamster revival.

Willie was ejected for head-butting Joe. Threats & verbal attacks are legal - aggressive physical contact is not.

They're calling pre-show sequester 'convention' or 'knitting convention', and they're calling Diary 'the wizard' or 'dairy queen'.

Ashley revealed they wear earpieces for nominations, presumably in case prompting is needed for 'Hamster A, you are safe' and 'Thank you, Hamster B'.

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BB14 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester.

The coach of the winner would have gotten $100k without the untwist. Returning veterans got $25k to show up.

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Call in the replacements (Friday 8/3)

Feedsters' hearts leapt for joy when this guy showed up on the feeds Friday but alas, he didn't turn out to be a much-needed replacement hamster, just another staffer caught on the feeds and another item on the goofs tally

There was no coach comp today because there are no coaches, and there was no food comp or resulting Have-nots since the endurance will feature on Sunday's show (which is really the only reason they do food comps).. pre-nom meetings took place, like they do, including one with Ian who forged a new alliance with Dan, Britney, Shane and Danielle - Dan said he's going to get Ian to swear on his duck to reinforce it.. Danielle actually walked out of that gametalk session to find her hairbrush while Dan & Britney conferenced from in - not on - her bed.. Danielle seemed more intent on ordering the keys by her favorites than whose they are, other than Frank's


Comedy hour

As the meetings wore on, they got odder and funnier.. in the middle of a long gametalk with Britney, Danielle asked if they could "just have girltalk for a minute" and asked how the kiss looked.. Janelle went up for a pitch and easily kept Danielle on that same track by telling her how fans must be loving the showmance, naming and tribute siting it, and to avoid the internet later if she's "sensitive".. Danielle asked if the slams bothered Janelle after her seasons and she replied no

Janelle then suggested Danielle check out this site - I suspect she suspects that Danielle is my special study project this year, and I'm thinking of checking into a witness protection program* - Flashback 8/3 4.35pm

Britney rejoined them and they did some CheezIts strategizing (a BB tradition), and eventually Dan arrived to snow under all the afternoon's meetings with his patented mist.. Danielle had been slightly swayed to put up Frank & Boogie and Dan had a hell of a time trying to reprogram her back to Frank & Wil.. she finally asked him outright who to nominate but he skirted doing so, since he's looking ahead to the day when he can deny that he did.. it was a very solid comedy show and I enjoyed every minute of it - Flashback 8/3 5.36pm

The trivia took them away before they finalized it, but she ended up nominating Frank and Wil after all.. Boogie's key was the last drawn (as Danielle planned earlier) and he came back saying he's certain he's being backdoor'd

* In all honesty, I do try to stay somewhat neutral here and have fun with it all, and I try harder to avoid being hateful, but I am human and probably don't always succeed there.. yes, I do pick on Danielle because they're all fair game for that, yet for all her foibles, I'd bet good money she's a very good nurse at the rehab/dementia facility she works at, and I'm not just saying that because she might read this page someday: she has the kind of perky personality that's required for a job like that.. I dealt with a lot of them when my dad was ill, and it is a special and much appreciated talent - but enough editorializing


Pantry boys

Comedy turned to tragedy as they all went Willie and freaked out prematurely, counting votes in their various corners before the veto has even been won.. I guess you can't really blame them since they have yet to experience "the power" of veto this year

Then things got weird: Dan & Boogie met up in the pantry, and Boogie went on about the backdoor, his not-great current life, and how everyone's lied to him in there.. I'm sorry, but he's still wearing Chilltown shirts and he's suddenly got a problem with lies in the BB habitat? That's rich.. I couldn't listen all of it but I think Dan ended up misting Boogie into some sort of ease about how coaches will stick together, or something

The worst thing about the pantry boys meeting was there was a booze delivery sitting there waiting for pickup the whole time, and Janelle eventually did.. even with 12 of them and no Have-nots, it was the same skimpy delivery as usual, but Ian finally had his first beer of the season - in fact, he had three.. Dan reported to the HOH crew that he saw Ian talking to Boogie after noms, declared him a rat, and deleted him from the brand new duckie alliance, so we were robbed of a swearing on the duck ceremony that would have been a season highlight.. they're thinking of recruiting Wil to replace Ian

Later Janelle came out of Diary and proceeded to trash Boogie and assorted others to whoever was handy, including louder references to Boogie's embezzlement/sex scandal than she'd made previously.. Britney offered Danielle a product that she called "a super quick fix for dull, tired skin" - that could come back to bite her

Wil shunned Janelle for their usual late night check-in so she wrapped up the night by studying and bonding with Danielle in HOH, believe it or not.. Janelle actually had Danielle laughing (I know!) and in disbelief that Janelle would actually say to Frank's face the things she said she would - Danielle still has a lot to learn about our Janelle

Like last year, we seem to be settling into teams of vets versus newbies again, give or take.. tomorrow's veto comp is crucial and is likely to be the one resulting in a week-long costume and someone spending 24 15 hours alone in the Have-not room.. it could be corn-ho, and depending who wins, we might get some fireworks afterwards or even the return of bunny suits - at least we can hope


Boogie saves the day (Thursday 8/2)

I never expected me to say that either, but somebody realized during HOH lockdown that the fishies hadn't been fed for a couple days, so he saved them from starvation.. it would completely destroy our feeds experience if we had to watch that kind of floaters during We'll Be Right Back blocks

As far as I can tell, both Joe & Frank expect to be staying in the habitat tonight, so one of them will be surprised later - I hope.. Danielle tattled yet another story to Dan about someone and something, Final 2 deal rumors etc, and it spread around as usual.. I don't know what this one was about but I will backtrack and catch up if it turns into something - I simply cannot keep up with everything that comes out of Danielle's mouth.. Britney got a bit further in her quest to unravel Danielle's stupid job lie - it won't benefit Danielle at all when it comes out, nor Dan


Walk the Plank©

The twist untwisted with the four coaches going one by one into Diary and hitting a button or not if they wanted to join the game or remain as coaches.. only Boogie abstained, but it only took one so coaches are over, and there was no eviction.. Kara & JoJo will probably be sprung from sequester now - if coaches hadn't joined the game, there would have been a revival

Endurance was a pirate ship setup with them standing on little platforms, with a moveable bar behind them at hip height, give or take.. the entire wall tilted, and they got periodically sprayed with rain and guano

It began at 6.54pm BB time.. drops and approximate timestamps are as follows:
8.02 Boogie, 8.03 Jenn, 8.04 Joe, 8.43 Ashley, 8.44 Dan, 9.07 Frank, 9.37 Shane/Wil together,
9.41 Janelle, 10.08 Ian (with a safe guarantee), 10.09 Britney - Danielle is the first female HOH
Dan tackled her as she came off, and Shane planted a big wet one on her - just a few hours after he told Julie "no showmance"

They all showered, ate, discovered the coaches' keys were in their key-hos.. they discussed bed arrangements since the Have-not room and Pandora's closet are closed for now, and they went back to psst-pssting in every corner.. Britney and Janelle are both denying hitting the play button - I'm not sure if Dan's copping to it or not.. Danielle's HOH room came along after Showtime and the crowd assembled dutifully.. her letter was different - or I should say her reading and reaction to it were different, almost resentful, and she gave away a lot of the goodies that were sent from home, including clothes

Boogie's clearly fed up with it all.. Janelle talked to him for awhile about teaming up.. Wil was listening and reported to Jenn.. Britney, Dan, and Shane stayed longest in HOH - when Britney left, Shane hopped up and escaped with her after giving Danielle a hug (no kiss).. Dan stayed there until the wee hours, spraying his mist all over Danielle.. later Janelle went to shmooze which was odd - that's not her usual style, but she's got a teenage sister so maybe she was using that - it was all friendly enough on the surface.. I'm not sure if Danielle bought any of the ego patting or girltalk, but we'll find out in time

It looks like Wil and Frank will be the nominees - subject to change, of course.. Danielle really wants to put up Janelle because she didn't cheer her on and assorted other girlcrimes, but Dan and Britney talked her out of that, for now


Ratings - Walk the Plank© edition

Ratings are Thursday's, based on entertainment value, and will stand for now

They did right by us, by golly! We had a good endurance comp that ran three-plus hours, and we saw virtually all of it on the feeds - that's what I'm talking about! Never mind that this past week of hell was pointless, that Kara & JoJo were locked up for nothing, or that Julie looked pregnant from both the front and back - say what you want about the CBS show or the integrity of the game, those don't matter so much to me. What does matter is they did right by us feedsters this time, and I am grateful for that. I do have a small issue with the title of the comp: I've been using the phrase 'walk the plank to Julie's boudoir' for evictions since BB5, and I think they know that. But hey, maybe they're just celebrating Talk Like a Pirate Day a couple months early. On the other hand, they saved $100k with the untwist so maybe it's a good time to submit my consulting fees invoice.

TEAM JANELLE - 4th off
She had the best guano splats but that's about all I got from her. I think she slipped off the apparatus so we won't know how long she might have lasted unless/until she gets another shot at the next one.

TEAMIES: Frank, Ian, Jenn
WON $6,000 - 1st off
He saved the fishies but it was downhill from there. You mmight say he's too old for this kind of thing, but Dick was two years older when he went against Zach on that memorable rainy night. Boogie went from a cocky coach to a bag of misery in a couple hours, and he didn't even bother to cheer anyone on after he dropped, let alone his (former) charges. Dr Will's probably ready to head over there and give him a smackdown.

TEAMIES: Shane, Willie, JoJo - 11th off
She's made me crazy with her constant gametalk and back & forthing, but kudos to her for sticking til the end! It's easy for us to sit here and watch, but that was a brutal comp and Britney did herself proud tonight.

TEAMIES: Kara, Danielle, Jodi
WON sushi party - 5th off
He came off when he felt it was safe to, as expected, and he did it without a magic raincoat (that comes later). His peptalk style is way too far over the top for my tastes, but at least he did it and he got a few of the others to join in too. He laid so much Dan's Mist around that HOH room, it's hard to believe they can still move in there.

I have to hand it to her for a hard-earned win, and another week at the top. She got another kiss from her sweet baboo but I suspect that was a combo of gratitude and insurance on his part, and she might be thinking that too since he didn't cozy up with her like she'd been doing with him all week. She's under Dan's control, under Shane's spell (by proxy of her imagination), partly under Britney's wing, and I think Janelle's equally in her cross-hairs and on her pedestal. She seemed really resentful at her mom's letter and goodies, and that's a first for our cheesy HOH room parties. She may have had a rough time with them, but as a good Christian girl, she might want to look into forgiveness.

TEAM BOOGIE - 6th off
I thought we were going to lose him, and we didn't! He lasted two hours which is more than the big beefy guys usually do, so kudos for that. His home segment was great and I could see the Eudy family getting a show out of this. Many hamsters past have dreamt of it, but Howdy Eudy Time© could be the one that happens.

TEAM BOOGIE - WON $3,000 - 10th off
Big ups to the little guy who hung in til the end, especially doing it after three-plus weeks of cold showers, a metal bed, and slop with a little salmon and pudding on the side. They never opened the backyard again so he still hasn't had a chance to hammock everything out, but I'm pretty sure he's safe this week and that's all that counts.

TEAMIES: Wil, Ashley, Joe - 9th off
She hung in there longer than expected, especially since endurance is not her strongest event. She's in a lot of trouble right now for pitting this one against that one and setting a lot of chaos into motion, but she keeps rebounding well and now she can play veto comps. Janelle versus the Habitat is not a new story at all, and we might see it play out again. It's always good to see her late check-ins with Wil, despite the fact that most in there and most out here think they're on the outs (they're not). It was funny to watch her shmooze Danielle after Dan finally left. Both got some info from each other, and no eyes were scratched out.

TEAM BOOGIE - WON $1,000 - 2nd off
She's still there.

TEAM JANELLE - 3rd off
I thought we were going to lose him, and we didn't! He lives to shout another week.

TEAM BRITNEY - 7th/8th off
He stuck two and a half hours but the last part he sounded like he was in labor. It takes a big man to admit defeat, and I don't think he did. He did come to the realization that his week at the top was a waste, and I think he also caught on to the fact that he now has three enemies when two would have sufficed - I warned him about that. This was possibly the worst bad hair day of his life.

TEAM JANELLE - 7th/8th off
He stuck two and a half hours too and that impressed many, but he's a long distance runner so he's definitely got stamina. He just didn't have the oomph to keep going and that might cost him: I think he's the only definite potential nominee at this point. If Janelle has to win a veto to ensure his safety, we might have to go through that go-round again.

She promised to bring it, but apparently she left it on Staten Island since she failed to fight even when confronted. She talked a lot but it was mostly the same loops over and over: she only gets along with East Coast girls, she's street-smart, she's loyal, and she's loyal, know what I mean? She was scouted via Facebook to get here, and that's where she should have stayed. Now she can get back to modeling and piloxing.

(Possibly forfeited stipend)
He spent two weeks laying in HOH bed, parannoying his brains out even though he was perfectly safe, and his fall from HOH was the hardest we've ever seen. He head-butted himself out the door when he might have been saved by veto, so he'll go into the BB blunders pile. I didn't come in with Hantzophobia so I'm grateful for the cheap entertainment he brought, especially the Froot Loops war and Willieisms like 'key-hos', 'corn-ho', and 'totin' pole'. He's the first hamster to pose for his mug shot while his season was still underway.

TEAM DAN - WON nothing
She brought a big name and rep to the show but didn't live up to either. She seemed like a nice enough girl but she didn't bring much to the feeds, and her sister wife wardrobe greatly disappointed her pre-existing fanbase. She'll be remembered for extra shiny knees and little else - she didn't even campaign to stay.

TEAM DAN, for a minute - WON nothing
Most were looking forward to seeing what she'd bring, but she got a raw deal and was gone before the feeds even kicked on. She'd said she was worried about lack of privacy & sleep, missing her family, and slop, so maybe BB wasn't for her, and she got away without airing any dirty laundry. It had to be humiliating to go back in for the group bikini pic but that's how they do things.


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Should coaches be given the chance to join the game and play for $500k?
> Yes


Thursday's live untwist show remained in second place with 5.383 million viewers, 1.9 rating and 5 share, once again far behind Olympics on NBC with 35.697/11.2/32, and ahead of Wipeout on ABC and Glee rerun on FOX.

Monday's 7/31 Glass House remained in third place with 1.67 million viewers, 0.6 rating and 2 share, behind Olympics on NBC and Hawaii Five-0 rerun on ABC.
Rating = % of all TV households
Share = % of households watching TV



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Along with your $1 text votes and the ability to increase ad rates across due to increased traffic from your free online votes, CBS now has an extra $100k that was previously announced as the winning coach's prize. PLEASE STOP VOTING ON THEIR POINTLESS POLLS. Don't even get me started on their idiotic Flock to Unlock traffic and Twitter spam generator.

JoJo and Kara have been sprung from sequester. JoJo's twitter is @jojodoll1, Kara's is @karamonaco, and Jodi's is @jodisbox. You can find them all (current and former) on my Linkage tab above, or my hamsters list on Twitter.

The fake twitters are coming back strong. @JoJoSpatafora is back at it, even after I busted them pre-season for the same - they pulled the account after that, but now they're trying again. @JoJo_Spatafora is also a fake but at least they've added 'parody' to their profile.

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Pointless HOH weeks: 1½
1 Shane due to untwist
½ Willie self-evicting the day after his

Messy lawsuits: 2
Anthony Marini vs Ashley

Major fights: 1
7/17 10.25pm Willie vs Frank + Boogie

House meetings: 1
7/17 10.54am Newbies

Wild sushi makeout/streak parties: 1
7/28 9.50pm

Pinkyswears: 1
7/29 CBS Shane/Danielle

Premature exits: 3
Mike, Jodi, Willie

Sleazy pasts uncovered: 1 Ashley

New mug shots: 2
BB5 winner Drew
BB14 ejectee Willie

Editing logistics problems: 1
Jodi's in the group bikini pic

'The Soup' mentions: 2
Wil getting his key invitation
Danielle & Ashley about Shane

CBS goofs: 12
- Another staffer caught on feeds
- Omitting a very important key word
- Calling Shane's shun 'flirting'
- Misspelled Britney
- Fuzzy math
- Staffer caught with the Hamburglar
- Wrong time on CBS main site
- 'Every day' on vets poll skipped 2 days
- Wrong seasons for Howie & Jeff
- 'Biggest cast ever' = same as BB9
- Sailing instructor Mike disappeared
- Their copyright expert used illegal videos to make his Glass House case



Danielle to Ian: I've never heard anyone say anything bad about you
Britney: I have

Dan to Ian: Obviously this conversation never happened

Ian: ..and I'm taking a bath tonight
Boogie: Oh yeah? You worked that into your deal?

Danielle: Everyone's pissed, I can't tell if it's 'cause the coaches came in or 'cause I won

Danielle to Dan:
Now everyone knows I'm athletic - they already knew I'm a genius
I trust you 110% and I won't question it, because I don't know
Just tell me two names
A nurse practitioner is a nurse who has become a doctor

Dan: I don't want to play this game if you're not in it
Dan: I thought we had a coaches thing - I thought it was just understood
Boogie: Actions speak louder than words, and all I've done is been lied to

Danielle to Janelle: I never thought you were so funny in my entire life - well, in the whole month I've known you

Big Brother: Houseguests, please clean the bathroom today, including the mirror over the sinks (Ian did)

@RachelEReilly: danielle..yuck her wana-be showmance & winey vocie ewww..over her!!! since its shane/dans hoh thank god at least they play...she follows!
@EvelDick: kettle

@RealityBlurred: This is stupid. Such amazing potential - in the show, the game, even this season - all squandered. The producers pretended this was a 'reset,' but what they did was throw the Nintendo into the street and start playing kickball with it. (see Links of the Day for more)

Danielle: Ten bucks if it's not endurance, we're swimming
Shane: Swimming?

@CBSBigBrother: Don't miss the big surprise 2nite 9/8c (the only people it's surprising are on TLC's upcoming Breaking Amish)

Julie: It's unclear who really is in control of this game

Boogie: Here I am getting shit on by seagulls in the fucking rain

Wil: I wish we were on the Real World, this is bull crap

Britney: At the end of the day, it's going to be 100% your decision
Danielle: But I don't play that way

Danielle: I'm the first newbie to ever beat a veteran in HOH

Danielle: Nothing sexual or anything, but I got a staph infection from my brother


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