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Calm after the storm (Wednesday 8/14)

Tropical Storm Jessie (Tuesday 8/13)

Yet another wedding

No veto for you (Monday 8/12)

Ratings - Go Jessie edition

I got nothing.
She's the biggest one to keep saying she doesn't care but she clearly does, as evidenced by Monday night's continual loops about how much she doesn't care while getting more and more upset about it all. Jessie telling her she always looks 'scowly' was a direct hit that won't be soon forgotten.	Won: 50 shades of orange She was about as far away from being a blushing bride as one can get, but she ended up having a decent BB wedding despite all her yelling and cussing moments before. I blame her for putting out Jessie's fire and while it might have been the best thing overall for them, it certainly killed our fun.
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD Whenever the fur starts to fly, he acts like he's ready to hide out in HOH til they kick him out. But let's not forget, he could have easily avoided all of this and had a nice few days if he'd just been open with Jessie rather than attempting to go for a big blindside eviction. Also, big blindsides are a better idea before jury begins.. I'm just sayin'. He did a pretty good job officiating at the wedding, but he's definitely no Lawon.	Won: Sit out 1 veto comp Since deciding to take her at face value for the comedy, her stock has done nothing but climb for me. Comparing a BB snit-fest to world hunger is perhaps the dumbest thing we've heard in 15 seasons plus Canada, and that's saying something. Not to mention 'try having a baby in a hospital'.
Won: 48 hour cone of shame Her lack of awareness as to how she's perceived is mind-boggling, but kudos for bringing things out in the open when challenged, and also for continuing to be Elissa's only yoga student and for putting the effort into it.	Won: 2 night curfew, BBQ party She's played a very good social game thus far but it's in real jeopardy now, since her skills are all offensive. She has zero defensive moves whatsoever, and it's showing. Sorry Helen, but this is not the stuff that bring death threats from the wackos and continuing to repeat that just makes you look wacko. This is however the stuff we watch feeds for.
NOMINATED Big ups for delivering what so many threaten but very few deliver. I only wish she'd stuck with it a bit longer.	Won: $5,000 Easy ups for requesting booze for what would/could/should have been a feeds daydrinking day for the ages, and for continuing to wonder how he can get Jessie to leave him her remaining cigs, both of which just point out the absurdity of all of this.
Won: 24 hour megaphone, Bahamas trip NOMINATED The perma-pawn is trying to keep a low profile through all of this, and rightly so, since the thought of keeping Jessie as a surer perma-pawn than him has come up more than once now. He keeps getting cornered and detained by Helen, and her endless retells to him are a good start to the payback he's got coming.	Won: $5,000, 24 hour solitary He was one of the most liked and funniest hamsters we've had in ages and his eviction blindsided us as much as him. Amanda's paranoia about MVP did him in, along with his own real and fake alliances, and Helen realizing that he was on to her. J-U-Double-D Party Daugherty will be fondly remembered for becoming King Judd with his HOH, his quick wit and constant one-liners, his (formerly) lucky bear shirt, and his distinctive way of speaking. His eviction was the reality equivalent of the Red Wedding. My pre-season prediction: Most likely to be a sleeper fan favorite: hated at first, loved later Maybe not so hated except by those who needed a decoder ring, but definitely loved later
Won: $5,000, 1 week clown suit She laid around with Howard until he left, and then she mostly laid around by herself. She still managed to figure in many of the fights, including one during the veto comp and one during her own eviction. I think a lot of their problems with her started before the feeds did, but it's fair to say she egged it on as well. She'll be remembered for tragic life stories, being the Mad Hatter sitting on hats (or not), Keepin' It Real With Candie, her crab shack story, meeting Julie in a clownitard, and the #BlameCandice hashtag game. My pre-season prediction: Most likely to say she's there 'for the experience' I don't know if she said that much or not.	Won: Nothing He was eloquent and animated in Diary but we didn't get that guy on the feeds. Instead he mostly laid around with Candice, held Bible study in the coach seats, and prayed in the photo booth. He isolated Candice and himself, killing both of their games, and their combined lack of awareness foiled any chance for his 11th hour save plan to succeed. He gave sudden speeches that few understood, but he wore Candice's tassel earrings and Judd's crown equally well. My pre-season prediction: Most likely to parannoy, eventually Fail - others freaked out for no reason more than he did
Won: Nothing She was a caboose for the mean girl train and when she wasn't straddling Jeremy, she was laying around making out with him, including in her bestie's HOH bed whenever Aaryn stepped away. She took being widowed better than GinaMarie, but she had several days to prepare for it and seemed almost proud of making 'Big Brother history' by using her veto. Otherwise she brought eyebrow adventures, and apologies when she mouthed off, which is more than some. My pre-season prediction: Most likely to be intimidated, taken advantage of, and blindsided Fail, although Jeremy's eviction did blindside her. Taken advantage of is subjective.	Won: Permanent Have-not pass He claimed 1/16 Cherokee but he besmirched that heritage regularly, along with many others. He caused and starred in the big Winegate fight, smooched with Kaitlin while laying his hand on Aaryn's leg, wore a diaper, and mistakenly boasted he'd win every comp. He was a boy in a man's body, but his tattoos were nicer looking than most heavily tatted hamsters' have been. He'll be most remembered for being the asshat of BB15. My pre-season prediction: Most likely to get in a fight Check.
Won: Nothing He came in saying he hoped for stardom but it probably won't happen as a result of this show. Overnighters got to know his blue hoodie & cap well, and he was usually the last one to go to bed. That's usually good strategy but it didn't help him. The over-the-top character he played in pre-season interviews gave him a rough start with most, but he didn't stick long enough for us (me anyway) to get to know what he's really about. My pre-season prediction: Most likely to namedrop and be generally annoying Subjective, but I'll take it.	Won: Nothing He didn't bring much to the feeds and he seemed oblivious about how the show works, but those types are the ones who get blindsided and we always like to see that. The Aaryn & David Comedy Show was fun for a minute but all the controversy she fed took the fun out of that, so it's just as well he got gone early. Back to the beach and watching BB on the couch with mom. My pre-season prediction: Most likely to climb on stuff and be told 'Stop that!' Check, first night of feeds.