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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
This site is about the Big Brother 11 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me. It also isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why, who's fun and who's dull. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior.
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POWER STATUS
Michele evicted
Kevin won Part 1
AMERICA'S CHOICE
Which of the 12* hamsters should receive $25k popularity prize at finale?
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*Chima is not a choice
RATINGS WATCH
Tuesday's eviction show was second for the hour with a 2.7 rating and 7 share, behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 2.85/8, and ahead of 'More to Love' on NBC with 1.9/5, 'Shaq Vs' on ABC with 1.6/4, and 'Melrose Place' premiere on CW with 1.3/3.
Lots of napping cocoons
HOH comp part 2 Wednesday? Jordan vs. Natalie - will air Thursday?
HOH comp part 3 (Kevin vs. winner of Part 2) and final eviction will air on finale?
Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
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FAQ
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.
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Michele makes her exit
It was inevitable that the second doctor on Big Brother would see the jury house, since Natalie's in charge this time and not Diary as usual.. she dressed up in her new twirly dress and waited not in the eviction chair like most, but on the side couch - optimistic til the end.. then they all changed into sweats for the endurance comp, though Michele did put on her little red devil horns for her excellent nominee speech.. but it fell on deaf ears, and then she was gonePart 1 of the three-part final HOH comp was endurance: they had to walk on a rotating giant log, holding their keys overhead.. rain and blowing leaves, plus flying foam came at them periodically to indicate "four seasons", and the log reversed direction a lot, often rapidly
Jordan came off at three and a half hours.. when she went in to shower, Kevin & Natalie renewed their agreement that she'd give this one to him, in exchange for him taking her to finals.. she came off at four hours, and Kevin won Part 1
There's a lot of confusion now about the remaining schedule, and that they might go against their tried and true formula for this stuff.. we'll find out as we go
Feeds highlights
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9/8 - 6.30 to 10.30pm - Quads - Endurance comp
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Daily Ratings - Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' edition
VTE = Voted to evict
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
Definite downs for taking nearly a full half hour to turn the feeds on after the show, and for being so mysterious about the upcoming schedule: there's no reason for that. It wasn't a bad comp as endurances go (although the 'Wipeout' guys could do us SO much better) but they were pretty slim on their 'four seasons' theme. Rain, wind & snow versus no rain, wind & snow is hardly enough to inspire someone like say, Vivaldi. Also, they went to trivia for a number of minutes after this incident, but they came back and didn't do or say anything about it.. things that make you go 'hmmmm'. |
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Team PopularWon: $1,726 No vote (nominee) Kudos to her for hanging on as long as she did: nobody expected that and she put in a great effort. Unfortunately it wasn't enough, but this endurance comp has never been a guarantee to win or even get to finals, so don't write her off yet. There's no reason for Kevin & Natalie to still be all cloak 'n dagger secretive about their little dealings but since they are, I suspect and hope that Jordan noticed how perky-chirpy Natalie was after supposedly 'losing' - that is VERY much not like her, and Jordan used to pick up on such things. She was called to Diary for a very, very long time after they all went to bed exhausted, after they were told they'd be let off the hook for post-comp Diaries til tomorrow.. what's up with that? |
 
Team OffbeatWon: $10,626 USED VETO - VTE Michele WON PART 1 Big ups for winning yet another comp here at the end when they count, putting him one up on BB8 Zach's (futile) 11th hour efforts. Feedsters are stumped why Diary Kevin didn't keep Michele after all his threats to 'string Natalie along' but I guess Feeds Kevin is the one making decisions. Maybe he'll still dump Natalie if he does indeed win the final HOH.. we better get a bit of the fallout from that if he does. I had to chuckle at him chowing down a pocketed power bar in the middle of the comp: I don't think anyone's ever thought to pack a lunch for these things before. |
 
Team JockWon: $1,904, Phone call No vote (HOH) Ups for lasting four hours on a difficult comp and for proving me right: I've said all along I knew she had it in her and was just throwing every physical comp that came before. She really should be neutralized for putting on the yellow (crusty) ASU sweatshirt again tonight, especially after it was formally evicted the other night, but I'm in a forgiving mood tonight and I do like to give credit where due on these brutal comps. And I doubt she'll earn ups from me again since she's far from entertaining. |
    Team Brain Won: $2,563, Plasma TV Our first PhD turned out to have a faulty memory that inspired some fights & comedy, but didn't help her any. She was hated & bashed by the others for no real reason, and they obsessed about her 'crazy' and night terrors that few feedsters heard. She was awkward & stuttery, with the worst case of mirror-face we've seen since BB5/7 Jase. She was on slop four weeks without complaint, got beat up in comps, and was kinkier than most expected. She was also likable, looked great on paper, and a dork to root for. |
   Team Jock Won: $3,181, Hawaii trip His quick wit & funny banter were a surprise, and he was a heartthrob for many. His showmance with Jordan was cute without being sappy, and his culinary skills kept them well fed and scored a BBQ Smackdown ½ point against the grill. Viewers gave him Cabat Cadoo to get Jessie gone, but he refused to count jury votes and fell for a NataLIE. He was funniest early when he couldn't win, and joked about living 'in the projects'. He didn't have much game, but is easily Hamsterwatch Co-Star of the Season. |
   Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage He had a surprising number of fights although some were fake and we saw him plan the biggest one with Chima, and he had a surprising number of looks considering he had no hair. He played an unusual game that often defied all logic but he was often funny and one of the few to talk to us. He's also one of few to bond with others by actually listening and not turning the topic back to himself. The night he literally rolled on the floor laughing over a fart was one of the funniest of the season. |
   Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, Captain Unitard She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure. |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too. |
   Team Jock Won: $2,500 He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone! |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most. |
   Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Julie to Natalie: You've told a lot of lies in the house
Kevin: Winter sucks!
Natalie to Kevin: Dude, did you just bust out a power bar??
Julie to Natalie: You've told a lot of lies in the house
Kevin: Winter sucks!
Natalie to Kevin: Dude, did you just bust out a power bar??
LINKS OF THE DAY
Natalie's HOH blog
I especially liked
'I am surly not gullible'
BB1 Trinitron dance
back in the days when hamsters moved, and had fun
from Attw x's BB1 page
Natalie's HOH blog
I especially liked
'I am surly not gullible'
BB1 Trinitron dance
back in the days when hamsters moved, and had fun
from Attw x's BB1 page
Click to see my full list of BB11 links
These are some of my favorites:
24/7 feeds - free trial see everything that happens before it gets edited into something else for tv
No time-out feed links including set-up how-to, plus Real contact info
SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)
Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic
Hamsterwatch Chatroom
Hamsterwatch Forum
BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again
BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 12
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 7 of 9 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
-Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
-Jessie's pink pants & Natalie's bug
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
