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Chima is Head of Household
Russell & Lydia are nominated
Have-nots are Jeff, Michele, Lydia, and Kevin - Jeff has an extra day
Their extra foods are liver & limes
Who should win Coup d'Etat and have the power to overturn noms once in the next two weeks?
> Jeff - didn't use Week 1
Which additional food item should the Have-nots get with slop?
Jalapeno Peppers & pepperoni
Squeeze cheese & kimchi
Sweet pickles & anchovies
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Tuesday's show remained in 2nd place for the hour with a 2.4 rating and 7 share, behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 3.4/10, and ahead of 'More to Love' on FOX with 1.7/5 and 'Better Off Ted' on ABC with 0.9/3.
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Comps determine living conditions. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.
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|Day 39 - August 12, 2009
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A-sleuthing we will go
So what's the deal with Lydia and Heather Mills McCartney? It's all unconfirmed at this point, but there are enough clues to qualify as circumstantial proof of something.. her CBS bio says "she used to be a nanny for a high profile couple" and rumors have swirled since the start that it was Sir Paul and Lady Heather.. I had my doubts they would hire someone as highly visible as Lydia to look after their highly ransomable daughter Beatrice, but here's what I've got
The top pic is Heather going in to her infamous interview for GMTV in London on October 31, 2007.. the nasty divorce was already underway so I think we can write off working for the "couple".. Lydia looks to be more of a mule than a nanny which makes sense, since Sara Trumble was Beatrice's nanny at the time and had been for three years.. she left a year later and sued Heather for "sex discrimination and intimidation"
This pic of little Beatrice with Lydia's identifiable hand and the one below are from January of this year in New York.. they were removed from several mainstream sites but they're still at a Beatles blog so we've got a connection.. maybe Lydia was promoted from bags carrier or Harry Potter reader or whatever to nanny when Ms. Trumble left
I was stumped since Lydia's made no mention of childcare training or ambitions, but a couple more pennies dropped last night when she said her family owns some Gold's Gyms in SoCal which she frequents, and that her father, an El Segundo police captain who we've been led to believe she's estranged from, teaches martial arts at one of them three times a week.. does he have security connections that got her hooked up with the McCartneys? Family ties of some sort? She does seem to come from money
But maybe it's simpler than that: Lydia also said her sister runs the daycare at one of the gyms, and in a notorious video* of Sara Trumble released right after she sued, she said she first met Heather in a gym she worked at and was hired as a sort of personal assistant to give Heather health & beauty treatments, and she later became Beatrice's nanny.. it's possible and seems almost likely she met & hired Lydia at the gym too - she'd have good credentials with her dad and sister
Lydia's made it clear she's not supposed to mention any names but she's been dropping them lately, including last night's conversation cards response that she considers Heather Mills the most important person alive, and talking about a "little best friend" named Beatrice who's "so adorable" on Monday.. another time I heard her say to Jessie something to the effect of "Why do you think they played TWO Beatles songs today, doesn't that tell you something?" - unfortunately I didn't note the day/time of that one for Flashback, but it led me to believe she's confided her secret to him.. if she keeps being sloppy and tells more of the story, she might be the next hamster to wind up evicted for damage control, as I suspect Casey was
* The Sara Trumble video in which she praises Heather Mills is said to have been recorded at the time she was hired, but was only released when she sued - some say all of Heather's employees are required to film a similar interview.. big ups to Hamsterwatchers kthejohnster, ladytex and sweetpeatexas for the full stroller pic
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That's right: tomorrow's show is being taped, probably starting at 1pm, likely due to uncertain timing for the first-time use of cabat cadoo and/or Chima's threats to explode if her nominations are overturned and/or the fear of hefty FCC fines if she does
Meanwhile, back at the habitat
Yes, it's a super-lengthy Hamsterwatch episode today, just like the old days.. actually I'm writing and posting more than I used to, but it's spread out between here, my chatroom, Twitter and Twitpic now
They got the camera and they actually had fun posing as a group, minus Russell - turnabout for Chima missing last week's pics.. they also had their halfway party tonight (a bit late) - feeds were down because they got music.. they also got food and drink, including the Have-nots (read: most came back buzzed).. Jorff, Michele and Russell were especially funny, including Michele's demo of her lab rats flagging for sex
Jessie walked in on Russell whispering with Michele, and the two guys had a nose-to-nose shouting match that almost reached knockdown dragout (or so some of us were hoping).. it evaporated as suddenly as it started, with the two guys clapping backs and laughing, leaving the BB interwebs buzzing about fake versus real (again).. they were locked out of the backyard all night, so something's being built - using last year's schedule, the next endurance won't be until next week but they might do it early, else there's a crapshoot apparatus out there
NOBODY KNOWS if the feeds will come on tomorrow around 2pm after the show tapes or if we'll have to wait til 6pm when Julie waves good-bye to the East Coast.. if they're smart, they'll prevent a lot of anger among their fans and paying customers and put the feeds on as soon as the cabat's been cadoo'd - everyone is going to watch the show anyway
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8/10 - 1.24pm - F1 - Lydia talks about her "little best friend" Beatrice
8/11 - 11.08pm - Quads - Lydia's "most important person alive" is Heather Mills
8/12 - 3.00pm - Quads - Picture taking, fun
8/12 - 3.45pm - F3/4 - Russell & Jeff talk game
8/12 - 8.00pm - F1/2 - Jeff & Jordan giggly sippy, plus Michele, Russell & sex chat, funny
8/12 - 9.25pm - F1/2 - Jessie & Russell confrontation and weird end
8/12 - 10.45pm - F1/2 - Russell talks to us
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LINES OF THE DAY
Natalie: You look good in every picture
Jeff: Oh boy! My hat doesn't fit anymore
Natalie re party:
Jessie, ask them if I can drink
When Alison comes on, it's always really big
Jeff: Do you work with Bunsen burners?
Michele: Yes, I burn stuff
Jeff: Fuck yeah, rat hair
Jordan: Did it hurt?
Michele: No, it feels good.. there's lots of nerve endings in there
Jordan: Oh my God, everything leads to science!
Jeff: Stick it in my nerve ending
Russell: Have you seen Jordan's farts?
Michele: I don't have fart-o-vision
Lydia: Have you noticed Jordan looks a little withered lately?
Russell: It wasn't really much of a fight - it was just banter
Jessie: You were winning
Jeff: I want to win HOH so I can wear that robe
LINKS OF THE DAY
Jessie gets a lap dance from his favorite stripper
Chop by ArtMaggot
Chima's HOH blog
Thursday's show pre-enacted by Sims video by DeviSky
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Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 4 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: ½ - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Major fights: 9
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 4 of 5 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
Hilarious novel about a murder that happens
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by Ben Elton
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