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Take a swig whenever someone mentions Coup d'Etat, the Wizard, the Magic or Mystery Power, the Unicorn, cabat cadoo, etc.. see you under the table

Chima is Head of Household
Russell & Lydia are nominated
Have-nots are Jeff, Michele, Lydia, and Kevin - Jeff has an extra day
Their extra foods are liver & limes

Who should win Coup d'Etat and have the power to overturn noms once in the next two weeks?
> Jeff - didn't use Week 1

Which additional food item should the Have-nots get with slop?
Jalapeno Peppers & pepperoni
Squeeze cheese & kimchi
Sweet pickles & anchovies
Voting has ended

Tuesday's show remained in 2nd place for the hour with a 2.4 rating and 7 share, behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 3.4/10, and ahead of 'More to Love' on FOX with 1.7/5 and 'Better Off Ted' on ABC with 0.9/3.
Numbers are for adults 18-49
Rating = % of all TV households
Share = % of households watching TV

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Armageddon Thursday - the show will be taped at 1pm

Nominations Friday

Middle sized table Friday?

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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index

Comps determine living conditions. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.

Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.

Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).

The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.

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  Day 39 - August 12, 2009       Bookmark and Share

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>> Chima is Head of Household - Russell & Lydia are nominated <<

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    A-sleuthing we will go

    So what's the deal with Lydia and Heather Mills McCartney? It's all unconfirmed at this point, but there are enough clues to qualify as circumstantial proof of something.. her CBS bio says "she used to be a nanny for a high profile couple" and rumors have swirled since the start that it was Sir Paul and Lady Heather.. I had my doubts they would hire someone as highly visible as Lydia to look after their highly ransomable daughter Beatrice, but here's what I've got

    The top pic is Heather going in to her infamous interview for GMTV in London on October 31, 2007.. the nasty divorce was already underway so I think we can write off working for the "couple".. Lydia looks to be more of a mule than a nanny which makes sense, since Sara Trumble was Beatrice's nanny at the time and had been for three years.. she left a year later and sued Heather for "sex discrimination and intimidation"

    This pic of little Beatrice with Lydia's identifiable hand and the one below are from January of this year in New York.. they were removed from several mainstream sites but they're still at a Beatles blog so we've got a connection.. maybe Lydia was promoted from bags carrier or Harry Potter reader or whatever to nanny when Ms. Trumble left

    I was stumped since Lydia's made no mention of childcare training or ambitions, but a couple more pennies dropped last night when she said her family owns some Gold's Gyms in SoCal which she frequents, and that her father, an El Segundo police captain who we've been led to believe she's estranged from, teaches martial arts at one of them three times a week.. does he have security connections that got her hooked up with the McCartneys? Family ties of some sort? She does seem to come from money

    But maybe it's simpler than that: Lydia also said her sister runs the daycare at one of the gyms, and in a notorious video* of Sara Trumble released right after she sued, she said she first met Heather in a gym she worked at and was hired as a sort of personal assistant to give Heather health & beauty treatments, and she later became Beatrice's nanny.. it's possible and seems almost likely she met & hired Lydia at the gym too - she'd have good credentials with her dad and sister

    Lydia's made it clear she's not supposed to mention any names but she's been dropping them lately, including last night's conversation cards response that she considers Heather Mills the most important person alive, and talking about a "little best friend" named Beatrice who's "so adorable" on Monday.. another time I heard her say to Jessie something to the effect of "Why do you think they played TWO Beatles songs today, doesn't that tell you something?" - unfortunately I didn't note the day/time of that one for Flashback, but it led me to believe she's confided her secret to him.. if she keeps being sloppy and tells more of the story, she might be the next hamster to wind up evicted for damage control, as I suspect Casey was

    * The Sara Trumble video in which she praises Heather Mills is said to have been recorded at the time she was hired, but was only released when she sued - some say all of Heather's employees are required to film a similar interview.. big ups to Hamsterwatchers kthejohnster, ladytex and sweetpeatexas for the full stroller pic

    IMPORTANT NOTICE If you still don't have the feeds, now's the time to get a free trial so you can watch the post-live show meltdown tomorrow night! Don't wait: SIGN UP NOW and get everything set up in time before all the poop hits the fan

    That's right: tomorrow's show is being taped, probably starting at 1pm, likely due to uncertain timing for the first-time use of cabat cadoo and/or Chima's threats to explode if her nominations are overturned and/or the fear of hefty FCC fines if she does

    Meanwhile, back at the habitat

    Yes, it's a super-lengthy Hamsterwatch episode today, just like the old days.. actually I'm writing and posting more than I used to, but it's spread out between here, my chatroom, Twitter and Twitpic now

    They got the camera and they actually had fun posing as a group, minus Russell - turnabout for Chima missing last week's pics.. they also had their halfway party tonight (a bit late) - feeds were down because they got music.. they also got food and drink, including the Have-nots (read: most came back buzzed).. Jorff, Michele and Russell were especially funny, including Michele's demo of her lab rats flagging for sex

    Jessie walked in on Russell whispering with Michele, and the two guys had a nose-to-nose shouting match that almost reached knockdown dragout (or so some of us were hoping).. it evaporated as suddenly as it started, with the two guys clapping backs and laughing, leaving the BB interwebs buzzing about fake versus real (again).. they were locked out of the backyard all night, so something's being built - using last year's schedule, the next endurance won't be until next week but they might do it early, else there's a crapshoot apparatus out there

    NOBODY KNOWS if the feeds will come on tomorrow around 2pm after the show tapes or if we'll have to wait til 6pm when Julie waves good-bye to the East Coast.. if they're smart, they'll prevent a lot of anger among their fans and paying customers and put the feeds on as soon as the cabat's been cadoo'd - everyone is going to watch the show anyway

    Feeds highlights

    If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page

    8/10 - 1.24pm - F1 - Lydia talks about her "little best friend" Beatrice
    8/11 - 11.08pm - Quads - Lydia's "most important person alive" is Heather Mills

    8/12 - 3.00pm - Quads - Picture taking, fun
    8/12 - 3.45pm - F3/4 - Russell & Jeff talk game
    8/12 - 8.00pm - F1/2 - Jeff & Jordan giggly sippy, plus Michele, Russell & sex chat, funny
    8/12 - 9.25pm - F1/2 - Jessie & Russell confrontation and weird end
    8/12 - 10.45pm - F1/2 - Russell talks to us

    Random caps of the day

    These are my most recent screencaps - click thumbnails to enlarge or click here to see more.. you can log in using your Twitter nick and password to leave comments on any cap, and your comment will also be automatically posted to your Twitter.. use #BB11 in all tweets and comments for a clickable link to tweet with other feedsters

    Daily Ratings - The Waiting Game edition

    Ratings are based on entertainment value

    Watch Thursday's show carefully to see how they skirt the 'live' issue: they're usually very cagey about that kind of wording. This whole deal is suspect - not because they're taping, which is actually understandable - but because of the way they aren't announcing it. It only came out because ticket holders were notified, and the tickets site time says 11:30am rather than the usual 3:30pm. Yes they're really only making a TV show and it's a business above all else, but these guys need to realize they shouldn't keep screwing over their fan base - a fan base who pay extra for '24/7 uncensored' as advertised. We will all watch the show regardless - but they NEED to put the feeds on as soon as taping's over so we can at least enjoy the fallout we've waited so patiently for.

    Incidentally, #BB11 peaked at #4 on Twitter's trending topics tonight and stuck there awhile, which is unheard of for a non-CBS night, and rare for anything that's not national news, a temporary meme or webcasting celeb. That should tell them something: feedsters and Showtimers are a force to be reckoned with. If they screw us over tomorrow, the news could very well reach outside the insulated Big Brother world (and not in a good, ratings-grabbing way), thanks to the power that is Twitter.

    Team Brain

    She came down from her tower a few times but you could tell she wanted to get back up there ASAP, especially when she was locked out of it for awhile. Her fall from HOH-itis is going to be long, hard and very bumpy - especially when she realizes her week at the top was for nothing. She's upgraded to neutral for her blog: regardless of its content, it's one of only well-written blogs we've seen since they launched the concept.

    Team Jock

    Anticipatory ups for what even CBS is advertising as all but a done deal. He had some very funny moments today, as usual, with the high points being his banter alone with Jordan, and with anyone else who happened to be present. Here's hoping he actually uses the thing, boots Jessie, and we don't all have a gigantic letdown tomorrow.. otherwise 80% of us will leave and Big Brother 11 will grind to a halt all on its own.

    Team Jock Won: $2,500


    'Jessie is gonna do great in gay porn! Just look at his "OMG" face' ~GGJeffy

    Team Popular

    We haven't seen her sippy for far too long, and it was worth waiting for. She can't control her singing or her storytelling when she's had a few but like so many things about Jordan, it's easier to forgive her for extra fishies than others. She may or may not know about Jeff's cabat cadoo but if she does, she isn't letting on. She'll need to protect herself from here on out though: she's going to be a prime target any minute now.

    Team Offbeat Won: $5,000

    I really want to like him but other than catching some of his amazing expressions for picture taking today, I didn't hear much from him. It would help a LOT if he'd unglue himself from the ickies.

    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV

    I didn't see much of her today either outside of picture taking time and anyway, she's already had more than her share of pixel space on today's page.

    Team Brain

    I want to like her too, and I can respect her double-dipping back & forth strategy to a point - it's gutsy anyway, since she's been accused of doing it all along, yet she keeps at it. She was a regular c-block tonight though when Jeff & Jordan were trying to get cozy, and that stuff has to stop: they're all we've got in there to keep us sane.

    Team Jock

    No lie: at one point today I put my headphones down and went to do something else, and I heard her yell 'Hey Jessie!' from the headphones, from the other side of the room. It'll be interesting to see her without Jessie, and I can't even picture a different outcome than that one tomorrow.

    Team Jock Won: $10,000

    I meant to Twitpic him lubing his FUPA but I didn't get to it, so it ends up here. I really don't care if his fights are real or fake, or whether he's playing brilliantly or stoopid. I think he adds a lot to the chemistry of the group and without him, it'd all fall flatter than it is. Big ups for talking to us tonight - they cut him off with fishies but for a few minutes it was great, and made me hope we'll see more of the Russ at Night Show after tomorrow.. when he sticks. He's gotta stick.

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most.

    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig
    Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team.

    BB10 Brian Hart
    Team Brain
    BB8 Jessica Hughbanks
    Team Popular
    BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis
    Team Offbeat

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    Natalie: You look good in every picture
    Jeff: Oh boy! My hat doesn't fit anymore

    Natalie re party:
    Jessie, ask them if I can drink
    When Alison comes on, it's always really big

    Jeff: Do you work with Bunsen burners?
    Michele: Yes, I burn stuff
    Jeff: Fuck yeah, rat hair

    Jordan: Did it hurt?
    Michele: No, it feels good.. there's lots of nerve endings in there
    Jordan: Oh my God, everything leads to science!
    Jeff: Stick it in my nerve ending

    Russell: Have you seen Jordan's farts?
    Michele: I don't have fart-o-vision

    Lydia: Have you noticed Jordan looks a little withered lately?

    Russell: It wasn't really much of a fight - it was just banter
    Jessie: You were winning

    Jeff: I want to win HOH so I can wear that robe

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    Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
    -Jessie & Casey

    Sex events: 4 - Lydia/Jessie

    Makeout pairings: ½ - Jeff/Jordan

    Nominee speech scorchers: 3
    -Chima, Casey, Ronnie

    Major fights: 9
    -Natalie vs. Jeff
    -'Beaner' race wars starring
    -Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
    -Post-Braden eviction blowout
    -Everyone vs. Ronnie
    -Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
    -Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
    -Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
    -Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)

    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden

    Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima

    'The Soup' mentions: 4 of 5 Fridays
    -Wedgie comp + Jessie
    -Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
    -Jordan's time-telling
    -Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)

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