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Take a swig whenever someone mentions Coup d'Etat, the Wizard, the Magic or Mystery Power, the Unicorn, cabat cadoo, etc.. see you under the table

Chima is Head of Household
Russell & Lydia are nominated
Have-nots are Jeff, Michele, Lydia, and Kevin - Jeff has an extra day
Their extra foods are liver & limes

Who should win Coup d'Etat and have the power to overturn noms once in the next two weeks?
> Jeff - didn't use Week 1

Which additional food item should the Have-nots get with slop?
Jalapeno Peppers & pepperoni
Squeeze cheese & kimchi
Sweet pickles & anchovies
Vote free at CBS Big Brother thru midnight Wednesday

Tuesday's show remained in 2nd place for the hour with a 2.4 rating and 7 share, behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 3.4/10, and ahead of 'More to Love' on FOX with 1.7/5 and 'Better Off Ted' on ABC with 0.9/3.
Numbers are for adults 18-49
Rating = % of all TV households
Share = % of households watching TV

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Picture taking Wednesday

Armageddon Thursday

Middle sized table Friday?

Halfway party is late

CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8

Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday

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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index

Comps determine living conditions. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.

Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.

Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).

The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.


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    After much pestering, Jeff finally let Jordan trim his hair, giving her non-stop instructions the whole time.. Lydia finally took over and finished it up, which in turn brought her out of her latest slump/attention ploy

    They got badminton, and Jeff got an additional Have-not penalty day for sipping Gatorade.. it was a nice day overall, with lots of chit-chat and pool play (even Jessie & Natalie got out of bed to splash around), continuing Play-doh, and not much of the HOH room thankfully - other than a huge, obnoxious screaming/wrestling match between Jessie & Natalie over chess & pool bets.. overnighters are subjected to this crap regularly, usually in the backyard, and often including Lydia

    Evening brought the recycled conversation cards and some pleasant chat with all but Russell, who slept (he's still playing the pariah role).. I'm guessing Big Brother yelled at them for sleeping all day and being horrid when they were awake, as this day was 100% opposite of the last few, and many have been complaining.. anti-Jessie sentiment is beginning to build gradually, to set up for Thursday, and Lydia & Natalie bonded without him by sharing life stories

    Feeds highlights

    If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page

    8/11 - 2.30pm - Quads - Jeff explains his radio sales job - funny
    8/11 - 9.55pm - Quads - Conversation cards
    8/11 - 11.08pm - Quads - Lydia's "most important person alive today" is Heather Mills
    8/11 - 11.50pm - F1/2 - Jordan visits Russell
    8/12 - 2.10am - F3/4 - Jeff & Jordan talk game

    Random caps of the day

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    Daily Ratings - Fun in the Sun edition

    Ratings are based on entertainment value (yes, I went ahead and did them but I might not tomorrow - I need to rest up for Thursday)

    Tuesday's show had some very 'interesting' edits - I think Lydia was in 4 or 5 outfits just talking about the veto comp alone. Chima's 'terrorist' stuff was blatant this time (controversy brings ratings), and anti-Russell sentiment was strong in the forefront. However, they started to plant subtle anti-Jessie seeds, which included him mouthing off drunk and slurring in Diary, without mentioning he'd downed a bottle of wine.. love it! Michele made the show as did Kevin, but overall it was just another extended movie commercial to tide us over for the long wait to Thursday.

    Team Brain

    She descended from her lofty perch a few times today, and was a good participant for conversation cards - she's not all bad. I'm expecting great things from her on Thursday's show and afterwards. Note re the pic: she got distracted in conversation and was checking her new hair growth with both hands, absent-mindedly.

    Team Jock

    He wasn't happy with his extra day slop penalty but as Cherryred says, 'if it's not ok for some, it's not ok for all.' He was funny giving Jordan directions when she trimmed his hair, and they had another long late night game chat, but the crowning moment was him saying he'll tell Natalie about Lydia & Jessie's HJs if he has to - won't that be a good time??

    Team Jock Won: $2,500


    Team Popular

    Game chat, conversation cards, cutting Jeff's hair, more family stories, a long workout with Michele, a few good meals, and she still keeps being her bubbly self. Everything about her screams that she should be annoying, but somehow she isn't.

    Team Offbeat Won: $5,000

    He was mostly absent again but he was fun for conversation cards and had a nice non-game convo with Michele about their jobs and other things that I enjoyed. He also joined the late night gym/spa/greenroom chat but since Jessie & Natalie were there too, I missed it.

    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV

    The Poor Me Grim Reaper routine is stale but it just takes a little attention to pull her out of it. She worked up her Play-doh Jeff and he came out as good as her other work. She & Natalie had a nice bonding time after they banished Jessie for his (proper) use of the word 'handicapped', and that was nice to see. Unfortunately he came back and that was the end of that.

    Team Brain

    See Kevin, but without the late night part.

    Team Jock

    See Lydia re their bonding time - it was good to see and also good to get some insight into Natalie's background - assuming she was telling the truth. She also talked about her taekwondo, her black belt, her poker ambitions, and the like. All that might be upsworthy except for that horrible wrestling fight with Jessie, a weird wrestling fight with Lydia, and her usual obnoxiousness.

    Team Jock Won: $10,000

    His self-imposed exile has gotten as tiring as Ronnie's were. Thursday can't come fast enough for any of us.

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most.

    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig
    Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team.

    BB10 Brian Hart
    Team Brain
    BB8 Jessica Hughbanks
    Team Popular
    BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis
    Team Offbeat

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    Natalie about pool play: We're gonna have to do this every day - this is fun! Better than sleeping

    Lydia: You cut with your left hand, Jordan?
    Jordan: Yeah, I'm left-handed

    Jordan: Ow Jeff! I think you caught my implant!

    Kevin: Suck it, bitches

    Jeff to Jordan: If Natalie won HOH, I would fucking straight tell her 'dude, while you're sleeping, your boy's getting hand jobs under the covers'


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    24/7 feeds - free trial see everything that happens before it gets edited into something else for tv

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    SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)

    Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic

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    BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!

    CBS Big Brother 11 the official site

    DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town

    Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan

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    Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
    -Jessie & Casey

    Sex events: 4 Lydia/Jessie

    Makeout pairings: 0

    Nominee speech scorchers: 3
    -Chima, Casey, Ronnie

    Major fights: 8
    -Natalie vs. Jeff
    -'Beaner' race wars starring
    -Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
    -Post-Braden eviction blowout
    -Everyone vs. Ronnie
    -Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
    -Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
    -Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele

    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden

    Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima

    'The Soup' mentions: 4 of 5 Fridays
    -Wedgie comp + Jessie
    -Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
    -Jordan's time-telling
    -Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)

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