I don't care who wins, I'm just here for the cheap entertainment.. the cheaper, the better
SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
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POWER STATUS
Chima is Head of Household
Russell & Lydia are nominated
Kevin did not use veto
Have-nots are Jeff, Michele, Lydia, Kevin
Their extra foods are liver & limes
AMERICA'S CHOICE
Who should win Coup d'Etat and have the power to overturn noms once in the next two weeks?
> Jeff - didn't use Week 1
Which additional food item should the Have-nots get with slop?
Jalapeno Peppers & pepperoni
Squeeze cheese & kimchi
Sweet pickles & anchovies
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RATINGS WATCH
Sunday's show was 2nd for the hour with a 2.5 rating and 8 share, behind 'Sunday Night Football' on NBC with 2.9/8, and ahead of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' on ABC with 1.6/5.
Fights are likely - trashtalk is inevitable
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FAQ
Comps determine living conditions. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
HOW'S THE WEATHER?
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> Chima is Head of Household - Russell & Lydia are nominated - Kevin did not use veto <<
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Immunity idol?
This tiki guy showed up on the revolving fishies/new trivia/old trivia/control room/flag orbs screensaver today, but we sure don't need any more immunity in there - we need some double & triple evictions stat.. maybe it's Otev, the veto god of the Pacific islands and Studio CityKevin did not use the veto, so all of last night's waffles in HOH were for nothing, once again.. Chima's original request to Kevin stood, with the assumption that Lydia will be safe as the pawn again
It was riveting after that: Jordan cleaned the kitchen for awhile on four feeds, Chima ate some of her snacks on four feeds, and Lydia put on more makeup on four feeds
They were given Play-doh instead of booze, but it turned out to be kind of a fun evening - Lydia was the master modeler, making detailed little Kevin & Chima people.. Jeff spent two hours making a tiny UCLA hat like his, and a little beach ball.. there was very little game chat and it was highly refreshing - the only downside was that Jordan slept through it
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8/10 - 10.40pm - F3/4 - Russell makes a pitch to a defensive Jessie
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Daily Ratings - They Shoot Feedsters, Don't They? edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value, and Thursday can't get here fast enough
  
Normally I balk when the interns bring in toys from the kiddie aisle, but even Play-doh with its labels blacked out was a relief tonight from the endless game talk and hamster bashing. But it didn't make up for the rest of the day with all four feeds on one hideous endless convo after another, or the repeated fishies for unnamed and public persons, so they remain stuck in neutral. |
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Team BrainHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD She's going to have one of the longer falls from HOH-itis that we've seen in a long time, and it's going to start when she has her HOH interview with Julie: Chima seems to think she can call that shots for that.. umm, no. |
  
Team JockHOLDS COUP d'ETAT Who cares if they all know he's got cabat cadoo? He's got it and that's all that matters. Big ups for his very detailed little Play-doh baseball cap and the intensive effort he put into it: I kept expecting to see him working at it with his tongue stuck out a bit. Ups too for trying to move in for a kiss after Jordan's very long story about her deadbeat dad.. he wasn't successful, but he made the effort. |
  
Team Jock Won: $2,500'Obsolete' |
 
Team PopularIt's a shame she slept thru Play-doh time as she would have added a lot to it, but she made up for it in the greenlight when she told the tale of her deadbeat dad - and what a tale it was! The girl's been through some stuff, but she came through with her sunny disposition intact, and that's why she's (almost) everyone's favorite hamster. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: $5,000He didn't use his veto today.. that's all I got. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TVNOMINATED She didn't get Kevin's veto today, and that was all I had until Play-doh time when her work shone almost as much as BB9 Natalie's. She did spend her usual late night time with Jessie in the spa/gym/green room, but I sure wasn't listening. |
 
Team BrainShe's running back and forth with the best of them, but she doesn't do it very well and pretty soon all the made-up stories about her are going to be true. |
 
Team JockI think she slept all day and night other than an hour or two, and that's just fine. |
 
Team Jock Won: $10,000NOMINATED He's got BB plague now, spending most of his time alone, with a few desperate pitches here & there in between. I'm not convinced any of it's genuine but we may or may not ever know for sure. As sure-fire as his exit looks, I have a feeling he'll still be here after Thursday night - here's hoping, anyway. |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most. |
   Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Jeremy Piven: Ok, I'm about to enter the strangest situation I have ever been presented with in my life... Stay tuned and I'm not kidding ~Aug 9th
Jeremy Piven: My completely surreal experience has been documented and will be on tonight at 8pm on CBS ~Aug 9th
(but he was there on August 7)
Lydia: I have like a little best friend and her name for short is Bee.. she's just so adorable
Chima: For Beatrice or something?
Lydia: Mm-hmm, I used to call her Beat-rice - she's like 'no!'
Chima: Beat-rice?
Lydia: Cuz when I'd see her name, it's Beat and then Rice
Kevin: FYI, the EMT is this weird, granola-looking...
Lydia: Did you actually come face to face?
Kevin: Mm-hmm [cut to fishies]
Jessie: I hate walking in to that fucking DR
Jordan: I hope they don't show all this stuff - my dad would kill me
Jordan: I wish I had a CD burner
Jeff: Dude, I have a burner in my eye - I don't know what's going on
Jeff: I think if Jessie left, Lydia would evict herself
Jeremy Piven: Ok, I'm about to enter the strangest situation I have ever been presented with in my life... Stay tuned and I'm not kidding ~Aug 9th
Jeremy Piven: My completely surreal experience has been documented and will be on tonight at 8pm on CBS ~Aug 9th
(but he was there on August 7)
Lydia: I have like a little best friend and her name for short is Bee.. she's just so adorable
Chima: For Beatrice or something?
Lydia: Mm-hmm, I used to call her Beat-rice - she's like 'no!'
Chima: Beat-rice?
Lydia: Cuz when I'd see her name, it's Beat and then Rice
Kevin: FYI, the EMT is this weird, granola-looking...
Lydia: Did you actually come face to face?
Kevin: Mm-hmm [cut to fishies]
Jessie: I hate walking in to that fucking DR
Jordan: I hope they don't show all this stuff - my dad would kill me
Jordan: I wish I had a CD burner
Jeff: Dude, I have a burner in my eye - I don't know what's going on
Jeff: I think if Jessie left, Lydia would evict herself
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 4 Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 0
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Major fights: 8
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 4 of 5 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
