I don't care who wins, I'm just here for the cheap entertainment.. the cheaper, the better
SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
This site is about the Big Brother 11 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me. It also isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why, who's fun and who's dull. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior.
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POWER STATUS
Chima is Head of Household
Russell & Lydia are nominated
Kevin won the veto
Have-nots are Jeff, Michele, Lydia, Kevin
Their extra foods are liver & limes
AMERICA'S CHOICE
Who should win Coup d'Etat and have the power to overturn noms once in the next two weeks?
> Jeff - didn't use Week 1
Which additional food item should the Have-nots get with slop?
Jalapeno Peppers & pepperoni
Squeeze cheese & kimchi
Sweet pickles & anchovies
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RATINGS WATCH
Sunday's show was 2nd for the hour with a 2.5 rating and 8 share, behind 'Sunday Night Football' on NBC with 2.9/8, and ahead of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' on ABC with 1.6/5.
Veto meeting is Monday
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB8 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.
I've about given up on weekly visits from Craig Ferguson, and am sad he'll never know about Jessie hanging up on his voice mail without leaving a message.
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FAQ
Comps determine living conditions. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
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Chima versus Russell.. again
This time it burst out of thin air, and was over almost as soon as it started.. they went at each other over the kitchen counter, in public again, just before heading upstairs to watch The Goods and get their new candy supplyMost no longer believe their fight(s) are/were staged even after watching or reading them plan the main event last week, but Chima smiled in the same breaths as she screamed during this one - I'm just sayin'.. she also let a lot more "terrorist" screams fly, but qualified them by saying he terrorizes the house, which he kinda does.. The Powers That Be aren't pleased with any of that though: they sent us to fishies every time someone mentioned the word afterwards during the rehashes
Jessie's hangover was painful, and he didn't believe that he wanted to streak to the pool last night, even when several of them repeated his words back to him
That's about it, til Russell downed a bottle of wine and a couple beers and made things fun again for a little while - thanks Russell!
Feeds highlights
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8/9 - 11.25am - F3/4 - Control room audio leak
8/9 - 1.30pm - Quads - Chima vs Russell again
8/9 - 10.40pm - F3/4 - Sippy giggly Russell
8/9 - 11.05pm - F3/4 - Drunken Russell, Jeff & Jordan memory game, plus Russell promises finals vote to Jeff
8/10 - 3.00am - F3 - Russell shadow boxes in your face, loud
Random caps of the day
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Daily Ratings - Dear Diary edition
Dear Diary edition ratings should be based on Diary value but since we never get any true Diaries anymore, they're based on the usual entertainment value, and I don't have much to work with
  
Everyone's all agog about Jeff's Diary on Sunday's show saying he will use the Coup d'Etat (pronounced properly) - but they ran that before nominations? Jeff is saying even now on the feeds there's no point in speculating too far ahead.. at least wait for the veto meeting. They ran Chima's story from Day 6, the second night of the feeds, but apparently it's still news to some. Yes, it's a true story, and worse than the little snippet they ran. The Lydia/Natalie/Jessie showmangle is also old news, and non-news the way they're playing it, but that's the way they roll.I'm still getting deeper into the fishies' storyline since they're showing them more than the hamsters lately: Stripey #4 had a HUGE fight with Stripey #2 over something Stripey #5 said, and we got to see it all play out since they're going to the fishies for every story about any unnamed person, public figure, or former hamster, plus any mention of the word 'terrorist' and that word's coming up a lot. |
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Team BrainHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD Forget about not leaving her ivory tower all week: she's barely even gotten out of the HOH bed since she moved in. |
  
Team JockHOLDS COUP d'ETAT Yes, he'll probably use cabat cadoo but let's just wait it out, since it's all we can do. Drunken Russell brought him out of his grouchies tonight and back to his fun self, and for that I'm grateful. |
  
Team Jock Won: $2,500'Obsolete' |
 
Team PopularDrunken Russell brought back fun Jeff, and fun Jeff brought back fun Jordan. Alas, she wouldn't drink any beer because of its calories, but that didn't stop her from chowing down on candy, or any of her hearty meals. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: $5,000HOLDS VETO I barely saw him today and when I did, he was hanging out in HOH with the ickies, so he was muted along with the rest of them. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TVNOMINATED See Kevin. |
 
Team BrainSee Kevin and Lydia. |
 
Team JockChief ickie and troublemaker. I can respect the troublemaking, but I can't take much more of the ickies. |
 
Team Jock Won: $10,000NOMINATED Drunken Russell was loads of fun tonight, at least when we saw him between the fishies, and he got Jorff back to being fun again for us, which is their job, so big ups for Russell tonight. |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most. |
   Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Jeff: I'm not even gonna say Top 10, maybe Top 8
Chima to Russell: You should be on 'America's Next Top Terrorist'
Kevin about water bottles: You can melt them down into shanks
Kevin re slop: They need to know it's fucked up - this is not 'Survivor'
Chima about Russell: I'm gonna stop calling him a terrorist and start calling him an alcoholic
Russell: I'm fuckin lit up
Jeff: Jordan, you wanna get married?
Jordan: Yeah, Jeff
Jeff: Fuck yeah, we're engaged!
Jeff: We can't even pop champagne cuz I can't drink it
Jordan: You better buy me a cute ring
Jeff: One of us better win this fucking competition
Jeff: I can't believe I'm engaged
Russell, alone: Sorry Dad, I wanted to win it for you
Jeff: I'm not even gonna say Top 10, maybe Top 8
Chima to Russell: You should be on 'America's Next Top Terrorist'
Kevin about water bottles: You can melt them down into shanks
Kevin re slop: They need to know it's fucked up - this is not 'Survivor'
Chima about Russell: I'm gonna stop calling him a terrorist and start calling him an alcoholic
Russell: I'm fuckin lit up
Jeff: Jordan, you wanna get married?
Jordan: Yeah, Jeff
Jeff: Fuck yeah, we're engaged!
Jeff: We can't even pop champagne cuz I can't drink it
Jordan: You better buy me a cute ring
Jeff: One of us better win this fucking competition
Jeff: I can't believe I'm engaged
Russell, alone: Sorry Dad, I wanted to win it for you
LINKS OF THE DAY
Ladytex on Big Brother 11
Analysis and commentary
Chima's rape by Rachel Ellis
It was on 'Cold Case Files'
Chima tells about it on Flashback
July 11 - 12am - F1 tonight's clip
July 25 - 2.30am - F1/2 to Russell
Ladytex on Big Brother 11
Analysis and commentary
Chima's rape by Rachel Ellis
It was on 'Cold Case Files'
Chima tells about it on Flashback
July 11 - 12am - F1 tonight's clip
July 25 - 2.30am - F1/2 to Russell
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Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic
Hamsterwatch Chatroom
Hamsterwatch Forum
BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again
BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 4 Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 0
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Major fights: 8
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 4 of 5 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
