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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
This site is about the Big Brother 11 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me. It also isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why, who's fun and who's dull. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior.
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POWER STATUS
Kevin won Part 1
AMERICA'S CHOICE
Which of the 12* hamsters should receive $25k popularity prize at finale?
Voting has ended
*Chima was not a choice
RATINGS WATCH
Tuesday's eviction show was second for the hour with a 2.7 rating and 7 share, behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 2.85/8, and ahead of 'More to Love' on NBC with 1.9/5, 'Shaq Vs' on ABC with 1.6/4, and 'Melrose Place' premiere on CW with 1.3/3.
HOH comp part 2 Thursday? Jordan vs. Natalie - will air Thursday?
HOH comp part 3 (Kevin vs. winner of Part 2) and final eviction live on Thursday? Taped for finale? Nobody knows
Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
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LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index
FAQ
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.
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Hell week begins
Natalie continued her emotional blackmail on Kevin, while wearing the infamous sweatshirt that was a) formally evicted the other night and b) famously spotted with semen that didn't involve her (and everyone knows about it), so I think any doubts as to her character or her concerns over how she's perceived can be put to rest, once and for all.. the two of them laid around a lot, while Jordan moped around on her own.. later they rehashed the season including some interesting first days stuff that we never saw, and which had some major impact.. the laundry area remains clogged with leavesThey're confused as to why Part 2 of the final HOH comp hasn't happened, as are viewers.. The Powers That Be, carrying on their tradition of being generally lame, have decided to be mysterious about it all - yawn.. they did announce that tomorrow's live show will feature guest appearances from BB6/7 Janelle Pierzina, BB8 Evel Dick Donato, BB3/7 Danielle Reyes, and BB2/7 Mike Boogie Malin.. I guess even TPTB realize that nobody much cares about their finalists.. they also announced that they'll recycle this mess once again next summer.. I have mixed feelings about that - maybe I'll use one day this week to post my thoughts on the subject
They got a skeeball apparatus, theoretically to practice, and were told they'd do two comps tomorrow and that they should all pack.. all three went to bed early like good kids, and all three are clearly nervous about tomorrow
Feeds highlights
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9/9 - 6.30pm - Quads - Rehash of the first days & weeks, interesting
9/9 - 7.30pm - Quads - Kevin asks again about BB applicants needing to be 21
9/9 - 10.03pm - Quads - A giant moth scares Natalie away from practice
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Daily Ratings - Poor Me, I Deserve to Win special edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value, and there is none
  
Bottom line, they are the only real winners once again - unless you count the ants, which I do. The ants had a stellar season, thanks to coming up against hamsters so dumb they still haven't thought about wrapping their food & candy in ziplock bags. This whole switching up the final days thing just to create drama and lure viewers is just screwy. It doesn't help matters that CBS's official press release states 'The houseguest who could withstand the elements the longest without falling off [the Part 1 Log Roll] will be revealed on Thursday and named the new HOH.' For that matter, 'The Early Show' site can't spell Michele's name, but neither can a lot of fans or BB sites. |
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Team PopularWon: $1,726 During 'Poor Me I Deserve to Win' hour, her 100,000 mile car couldn't top Kevin's, but she did repeat a bit about her deadbeat dad and how her mom was left in the lurch. She slept a lot and kept to herself a lot, and practiced skeeball a lot - which she did pretty well. She was funny when they rehashed the early part of the season about all the mega-alliances and strategizing, since it was all news to her. It can't be easy for her being such a social person and so alone now, but knowing she was kept this long because they're sure they can beat her has to feel pretty bad. |
 
Team OffbeatWon: $10,626 WON PART 1 He kicked off 'Poor Me I Deserve to Win' hour by saying he'd blown up his car and that it has over 200,000 miles on it. And that his mortgage is in his name and not the boyf's. He figures he won't have to compete in the skeeball so he didn't practice much, but he was a good sport in helping both the girls with theirs. During the early days rehash chat, he seemed pretty clear about everything that had gone on then and since, but we all know he didn't do much about it other than just stay quiet and out of the way, and introduce his infamous chess analogy. |
 
Team JockWon: $1,904, Phone call Her contribution to 'Poor Me I Deserve to Win' hour was that she's got a wedding to throw plus $30,000 of debt to pay off. (Jordan noted that was a lot for an 18-year-old.) She wore the crusty (evicted) sweatshirt all night, all day, and all night again, wearing it to bed for the second night in a row.. that's just wrong any way you look at it. For anyone who still doubts she was driving this game since the beginning, I strongly suggest listening to the rehash Flashback noted above. Keep in mind that she also had a part in most of the major fights as well, either directly or in kicking them off and then hiding. She deserves to win this game in my opinion, but I don't want to see it happen. |
    Team Brain Won: $2,563, Plasma TV Our first PhD turned out to have a faulty memory that inspired some fights & comedy, but didn't help her any. She was hated & bashed by the others for no real reason, and they obsessed about her 'crazy' and night terrors that few feedsters heard. She was awkward & stuttery, with the worst case of mirror-face we've seen since BB5/7 Jase. She was on slop four weeks without complaint, got beat up in comps, and was kinkier than most expected. She was also likable, looked great on paper, and a dork to root for. |
   Team Jock Won: $3,181, Hawaii trip His quick wit & funny banter were a surprise, and he was a heartthrob for many. His showmance with Jordan was cute without being sappy, and his culinary skills kept them well fed and scored a BBQ Smackdown ½ point against the grill. Viewers gave him Cabat Cadoo to get Jessie gone, but he refused to count jury votes and fell for a NataLIE. He was funniest early when he couldn't win, and joked about living 'in the projects'. He didn't have much game, but is easily Hamsterwatch Co-Star of the Season. |
   Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage He had a surprising number of fights although some were fake and we saw him plan the biggest one with Chima, and he had a surprising number of looks considering he had no hair. He played an unusual game that often defied all logic but he was often funny and one of the few to talk to us. He's also one of few to bond with others by actually listening and not turning the topic back to himself. The night he literally rolled on the floor laughing over a fart was one of the funniest of the season. |
   Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, Captain Unitard She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure. |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too. |
   Team Jock Won: $2,500 He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone! |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most. |
   Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Jordan about season rehash: I didn't know NONE of this, none of it!
Kevin about Braden: He was just the douchebag who was just walking around the house, he never talked game
Jordan about season rehash: I didn't know NONE of this, none of it!
Kevin about Braden: He was just the douchebag who was just walking around the house, he never talked game
LINKS OF THE DAY
Ross Mathews with Michele
Julie Chen with Michele
extended 'Early Show' interview
along with Natalie and many fans & BB sites, CBS News can't spell her name
B-Side Blog with Tuesday's show
Ross Mathews with Michele
Julie Chen with Michele
extended 'Early Show' interview
along with Natalie and many fans & BB sites, CBS News can't spell her name
B-Side Blog with Tuesday's show
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CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 12
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 7 of 9 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
-Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
-Jessie's pink pants & Natalie's bug
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
