Big Brother 11that dingo'sHamster Watch

I don't care who wins, I'm just here for the cheap entertainment.. the cheaper, the better

Watch Big Brother 11 on SuperPass. Can't see on TV

This site is about the Big Brother 11 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me. It also isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why, who's fun and who's dull. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior.

to see it all - it's a different show than CBS puts on!

Big Brother Season 11


FREE with Netflix membership
Netflix, Inc.

Westies can watch the show when it airs in the East at
Video Brother

Take a swig whenever feeds go to fishies, control room or trivia, and kiss your liver good-bye

Natalie is Head of Household
Kevin & Michele are nominated
Kevin holds veto

No vote underway currently

Thursday's eviction show was first for the hour with a 2.7 rating and 7 share, ahead of 'Bones' rerun on FOX with 1.8/6, '30 Rock' and 'Parks & Recreation' reruns on NBC with 1.4/5, and 'Grey's Anatomy' rerun on ABC with 1.3/4.
Numbers are for adults 18-49
Rating = % of all TV households
Share = % of households watching TV

Donations are gratefully accepted through Paypal using the button above or direct by email. Please support other Big Brother sites that you like, too. Many thanks!

Lots of napping cocoons

Live veto meeting and eviction Tuesday, and final HOH endurance begins

HOH comp part 2 Wednesday (part 1 winner sits out)

HOH comp part 3 (with winners of parts 1 & 2) and final eviction live Thursday

Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm

CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8

Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday

Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB9 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.

From the FlashBack page, enter the date, time and feed - you need SuperPass to view these clips

BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index

Julie's words: 'Pandora's box offers another temptation to the new HOH and this time it's bound to affect the game'

The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies

Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie

Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.

Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.

Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).

The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.


Click for Studio City, California Forecast

[an error occurred while processing this directive]

[an error occurred while processing this directive]

  Day 63 - September 5, 2009       Bookmark and Share

>> past   >> present   >> future   >> all

>> Natalie is Head of Household - Kevin & Michele are nominated - Kevin won veto <<

>> Tweeting Big Brother since BB8 - click to see all or follow - latest:


    Kevin won the final veto, wearing a blue striped shirt with brown plaid pants - not what you'd expect him to wear, especially with all those new clothes he got

    It was a put things in order comp, stacking names or faces onto a pole.. Jordan said she was awful at it, Michele didn't do much better, and Natalie didn't compete.. Kevin asked her to "swear on her engagement" that she wouldn't dump him for finals which she did, and on her dad.. Michele's virtually a goner now and they all know it, and Natalie & Kevin seem like a shoe-in for finals (unless by some miracle Kevin figures out some of Natalie's obvious lies and takes them as a personal affront, or if Jordan should win two out of HOH three comps, which isn't likely)

    Michele spent some solo time on the feeds, eating cereal and making faces in the mirror.. it looked like she was rehearsing for something, or maybe she just noticed she's surrounded by mirrors

    Later they had a fashion show, two outfits each, which was kind of fun, and after that they simulated the old BB burn an item of clothing comp: they nominated and evicted one item of clothing for each of them, but unfortunately there was no burning

    BBQ Smackdown Round 3: Fresh Meat

    The nominees joined forces to grill some steaks, and while it wasn't a complete wipeout, the metal monster seized the opportunity to take advantage of the fresh blood in the form of novice grillers Kevin & Michele, and it made a bit of a comeback from its recent heartbreaking partial defeat

    They lit the beast okay but they couldn't find the scraper, and then Michele was called to Diary, leaving the grill unattended and angry.. its fury grew to immense proportions, and the hellish inferno made Kevin gasp and jump back when he opened it: he had fallen right into the metal trap, and he turned it way down.. Michele finally returned and threw her steaks on, thinking there was nothing to it, but many minutes later, her meat remained uncooked.. she finally turned the flame back up and eventually pulled the steaks off, as the grill chuckled

    Michele & Kevin dug in while Jordan slept and Natalie played solitaire.. neither said much about how the steaks turned out, but they sawed & sawed at them so it's a safe guess they were less than tender, and the metal monster was able to rest again, knowing it had avenged itself and earned back the half point it lost to Jeff

    Final score: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0

    Feeds highlights

    If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page

    9/5 - 10.20pm - Quads - Fashion show
    9/5 - 11.00pm - Quads - Clothing evictions

    Random caps of the day

    These are my most recent screencaps - click thumbnails to enlarge or click here to see more.. you can log in using your Twitter nick and password to leave comments on any cap, and your comment will also be automatically posted to your Twitter.. use #BB11 in all tweets and comments for a clickable link to tweet with other feedsters

    Daily Ratings - Project Runway edition

    Ratings are based on entertainment value - I'm not expecting a lot over the coming days

    Please note the new drinking game, and blame them when your doctor says 'cirrhosis'

    Team Popular
    Won: $1,726

    Peace sign pants were evicted.
    By all counts, she's now one step closer to taking home $50k without really trying, so more power to her for that. Her fashion show appearances were less than stellar, but she gets easy ups for producing my favorite cap of her to date.

    Team Offbeat
    Won: $10,626

    Brown flowered shorts were evicted.
    Grudging ups for winning the veto and securing himself a spot in the only competition that really matters - grudging because it means Natalie will probably stick to the bitter end unless something drastic happens, and I'm sick of her. He wasn't all that as a fashion plate today, but he did a great job of emceeing the show. Where's that guy been all season?

    Team Brain
    Won: $2,563, Plasma TV

    Slipper shoes were evicted.
    She didn't win when she had to, which had been her pattern, but I guess her luck and skill have run their course. She was called a devil or Satan in Natalie's nomination speech but she came back just fine, and was as sociable afterwards to Natalie as ever - well, as sociable as Michele gets. Ups are for her runway appearance in a great dress complete with Marilyn Monroe twirl, and for the goofy faces she kept making in the mirrors today.

    Team Jock
    Won: $1,904, Phone call

    Yellow ASU crusty sweatshirt was evicted.
    She's this close to going on ignore like her former teamie, but maybe I can stick it out for another week or so. She showed up in a skirt for the fashion show, plus cleavage and a big smile, but she has no style whatsoever. She also has no class, no charisma, no charm, and no visible personality.. unless you count habitual liar, sore loser, and gloaty winner as a personality.

    Team Jock Won: $3,181, Hawaii trip
    His quick wit & funny banter were a surprise, and he was a heartthrob for many. His showmance with Jordan was cute without being sappy, and his culinary skills kept them well fed and scored a BBQ Smackdown ½ point against the grill. Viewers gave him Cabat Cadoo to get Jessie gone, but he refused to count jury votes and fell for a NataLIE. He was funniest early when he couldn't win, and joked about living 'in the projects'. He didn't have much game, but is easily Hamsterwatch Co-Star of the Season.

    Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage
    He had a surprising number of fights although some were fake and we saw him plan the biggest one with Chima, and he had a surprising number of looks considering he had no hair. He played an unusual game that often defied all logic but he was often funny and one of the few to talk to us. He's also one of few to bond with others by actually listening and not turning the topic back to himself. The night he literally rolled on the floor laughing over a fart was one of the funniest of the season.

    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, Captain Unitard
    She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure.

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too.

    Team Jock Won: $2,500
    He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone!

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most.

    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig
    Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team.

    BB10 Brian Hart
    Team Brain
    BB8 Jessica Hughbanks
    Team Popular
    BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis
    Team Offbeat

    Linking to any page here is fine but please do not repost any content from this site (or any other) without permission, and do not repost or hotlink to any images
    !! THIS MEANS YOU !!

    Watch Big Brother 11 on SuperPass. Everything you can't see on TV
    Free trial- includes FlashBack
    No time-out feeds links - FlashBack

    Get (a lot of) free Hamsterwatch updates to your cell phone! Follow me at my Twitter page or text 'follow hamsterwatch' to 40404 (21212 in Canada). Click for more info.


    Kevin to Natalie about veto meeting: I'll be like 'Bitch, you a princess, I'm the real queen'

    Michele: If I have to go, I'm going out in style.. if I'm staying in, I'm raising hell

    Natalie: I officially know how to wear a tampon
    Kevin: Ugh! No bloody tampon talk

    Michele: Adventures in Steakland

    Kevin: Why is Jordan so depressed? God!!

    Natalie: Cheaters never prosper, Kevin

    Jordan, about Diary staff: I love Shaun, he's my BFF [cut to fishies]


    BB11 Park by TD - do not miss
    Queen Natalie's Tampon Party

    my Twitpics
    my best screencaps, posted daily

    Click to see my full list of BB11 links
    These are some of my favorites:

    24/7 feeds - free trial see everything that happens before it gets edited into something else for tv

    No time-out feed links including set-up how-to, plus Real contact info

    SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)

    Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic

    Hamsterwatch Chatroom

    Hamsterwatch Forum

    BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!

    CBS Big Brother 11 the official site

    DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town

    Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan

    Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again

    BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions


    Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
    -Jessie & Casey

    Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie

    Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan

    Nominee speech scorchers: 3
    -Chima, Casey, Ronnie

    Premature exits: 1 - Chima

    Major fights: 12
    -Natalie vs. Jeff
    -'Beaner' race wars starring
    -Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
    -Post-Braden eviction blowout
    -Everyone vs. Ronnie
    -Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
    -Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
    -Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
    -Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
    -Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again

    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden

    Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima

    'The Soup' mentions: 7 of 9 Fridays
    -Wedgie comp + Jessie
    -Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
    -Jordan's time-telling
    -Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
    -Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
    -Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
    -Jessie's pink pants & Natalie's bug


    Big Brother 11
    Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
    Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
    Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0

    Big Brother 10
    No title events
    Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
    Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
    Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
    Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
    Big Brother 8
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
    Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
    Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
    Big Brother 7 All-Stars
    BBQ training sabbatical
    Big Brother 6
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
    Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
    Big Brother 5
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
    Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
    Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0

    [an error occurred while processing this directive]

    [an error occurred while processing this directive]

    [an error occurred while processing this directive]

    [an error occurred while processing this directive]

    >> top of page    >> latest    >> daily index    >> forum    >> chat    >> help    >> links
    >> Twitter    >> MySpace    >> Facebook    >> Big Brother 10    >> BB9    >> BB8    >> BB7    >> BB6    >> BB5

    "Position the habitat of your hamster somewhere light and airy, away from drafts, heaters, direct sunlight
    and other pets. Never put it on or near a television, radio or hi-fi, or a fridge."