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POWER STATUS
Natalie is Head of Household
Kevin & Michele are nominated
Kevin holds veto
AMERICA'S CHOICE
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RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's eviction show was first for the hour with a 2.7 rating and 7 share, ahead of 'Bones' rerun on FOX with 1.8/6, '30 Rock' and 'Parks & Recreation' reruns on NBC with 1.4/5, and 'Grey's Anatomy' rerun on ABC with 1.3/4.
Lots of napping cocoons
Live veto meeting and eviction Tuesday, and final HOH endurance begins
HOH comp part 2 Wednesday (part 1 winner sits out)
HOH comp part 3 (with winners of parts 1 & 2) and final eviction live Thursday
Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
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FAQ
Julie's words: 'Pandora's box offers another temptation to the new HOH and this time it's bound to affect the game'
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.
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Fashionista?
Kevin won the final veto, wearing a blue striped shirt with brown plaid pants - not what you'd expect him to wear, especially with all those new clothes he gotIt was a put things in order comp, stacking names or faces onto a pole.. Jordan said she was awful at it, Michele didn't do much better, and Natalie didn't compete.. Kevin asked her to "swear on her engagement" that she wouldn't dump him for finals which she did, and on her dad.. Michele's virtually a goner now and they all know it, and Natalie & Kevin seem like a shoe-in for finals (unless by some miracle Kevin figures out some of Natalie's obvious lies and takes them as a personal affront, or if Jordan should win two out of HOH three comps, which isn't likely)
Michele spent some solo time on the feeds, eating cereal and making faces in the mirror.. it looked like she was rehearsing for something, or maybe she just noticed she's surrounded by mirrors
Later they had a fashion show, two outfits each, which was kind of fun, and after that they simulated the old BB burn an item of clothing comp: they nominated and evicted one item of clothing for each of them, but unfortunately there was no burning
BBQ Smackdown Round 3: Fresh Meat
The nominees joined forces to grill some steaks, and while it wasn't a complete wipeout, the metal monster seized the opportunity to take advantage of the fresh blood in the form of novice grillers Kevin & Michele, and it made a bit of a comeback from its recent heartbreaking partial defeatThey lit the beast okay but they couldn't find the scraper, and then Michele was called to Diary, leaving the grill unattended and angry.. its fury grew to immense proportions, and the hellish inferno made Kevin gasp and jump back when he opened it: he had fallen right into the metal trap, and he turned it way down.. Michele finally returned and threw her steaks on, thinking there was nothing to it, but many minutes later, her meat remained uncooked.. she finally turned the flame back up and eventually pulled the steaks off, as the grill chuckled
Michele & Kevin dug in while Jordan slept and Natalie played solitaire.. neither said much about how the steaks turned out, but they sawed & sawed at them so it's a safe guess they were less than tender, and the metal monster was able to rest again, knowing it had avenged itself and earned back the half point it lost to Jeff
Final score: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
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9/5 - 10.20pm - Quads - Fashion show
9/5 - 11.00pm - Quads - Clothing evictions
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Daily Ratings - Project Runway edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value - I'm not expecting a lot over the coming days
  
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Team PopularWon: $1,726 Peace sign pants were evicted. By all counts, she's now one step closer to taking home $50k without really trying, so more power to her for that. Her fashion show appearances were less than stellar, but she gets easy ups for producing my favorite cap of her to date. |
 
Team OffbeatWon: $10,626 NOMINATED - HOLDS VETO Brown flowered shorts were evicted. Grudging ups for winning the veto and securing himself a spot in the only competition that really matters - grudging because it means Natalie will probably stick to the bitter end unless something drastic happens, and I'm sick of her. He wasn't all that as a fashion plate today, but he did a great job of emceeing the show. Where's that guy been all season? |
 
Team BrainWon: $2,563, Plasma TV NOMINATED Slipper shoes were evicted. She didn't win when she had to, which had been her pattern, but I guess her luck and skill have run their course. She was called a devil or Satan in Natalie's nomination speech but she came back just fine, and was as sociable afterwards to Natalie as ever - well, as sociable as Michele gets. Ups are for her runway appearance in a great dress complete with Marilyn Monroe twirl, and for the goofy faces she kept making in the mirrors today. |
  
Team JockWon: $1,904, Phone call HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD Yellow ASU crusty sweatshirt was evicted. She's this close to going on ignore like her former teamie, but maybe I can stick it out for another week or so. She showed up in a skirt for the fashion show, plus cleavage and a big smile, but she has no style whatsoever. She also has no class, no charisma, no charm, and no visible personality.. unless you count habitual liar, sore loser, and gloaty winner as a personality. |
    Team Jock Won: $3,181, Hawaii trip His quick wit & funny banter were a surprise, and he was a heartthrob for many. His showmance with Jordan was cute without being sappy, and his culinary skills kept them well fed and scored a BBQ Smackdown ½ point against the grill. Viewers gave him Cabat Cadoo to get Jessie gone, but he refused to count jury votes and fell for a NataLIE. He was funniest early when he couldn't win, and joked about living 'in the projects'. He didn't have much game, but is easily Hamsterwatch Co-Star of the Season. |
   Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage He had a surprising number of fights although some were fake and we saw him plan the biggest one with Chima, and he had a surprising number of looks considering he had no hair. He played an unusual game that often defied all logic but he was often funny and one of the few to talk to us. He's also one of few to bond with others by actually listening and not turning the topic back to himself. The night he literally rolled on the floor laughing over a fart was one of the funniest of the season. |
   Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, Captain Unitard She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure. |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too. |
   Team Jock Won: $2,500 He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone! |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most. |
   Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Kevin to Natalie about veto meeting: I'll be like 'Bitch, you a princess, I'm the real queen'
Michele: If I have to go, I'm going out in style.. if I'm staying in, I'm raising hell
Natalie: I officially know how to wear a tampon
Kevin: Ugh! No bloody tampon talk
Michele: Adventures in Steakland
Kevin: Why is Jordan so depressed? God!!
Natalie: Cheaters never prosper, Kevin
Jordan, about Diary staff: I love Shaun, he's my BFF [cut to fishies]
Kevin to Natalie about veto meeting: I'll be like 'Bitch, you a princess, I'm the real queen'
Michele: If I have to go, I'm going out in style.. if I'm staying in, I'm raising hell
Natalie: I officially know how to wear a tampon
Kevin: Ugh! No bloody tampon talk
Michele: Adventures in Steakland
Kevin: Why is Jordan so depressed? God!!
Natalie: Cheaters never prosper, Kevin
Jordan, about Diary staff: I love Shaun, he's my BFF [cut to fishies]
LINKS OF THE DAY
BB11 Park by TD - do not miss
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 12
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 7 of 9 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
-Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
-Jessie's pink pants & Natalie's bug
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Round 3: BBQ ½, Kevin 0, Michele 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
