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Big Brother Season 11


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One for binge drinkers: take a swig every time Jordan touches her boobies

Natalie is Head of Household
Kevin & Michele are nominated

No vote underway currently

Thursday's eviction show was first for the hour with a 2.7 rating and 7 share, ahead of 'Bones' rerun on FOX with 1.8/6, '30 Rock' and 'Parks & Recreation' reruns on NBC with 1.4/5, and 'Grey's Anatomy' rerun on ABC with 1.3/4.
Numbers are for adults 18-49
Rating = % of all TV households
Share = % of households watching TV

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Veto comp on Saturday

The next eviction is September 8 - the final HOH comp will begin after the live eviction show, probably with endurance

The final eviction is September 10

Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm

CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8

Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday

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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index

Julie's words: 'Pandora's box offers another temptation to the new HOH and this time it's bound to affect the game'

The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies

Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie

Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.

Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.

Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).

The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.


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  Day 62 - September 4, 2009       Bookmark and Share

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>> Natalie is Head of Household - Kevin & Michele are nominated <<

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    Queen Natalie

    She'd been rehearsing her nominations speech since she moved in upstairs: she planned to wear the HOH robe and Kevin's plastic crown, and carry a sceptre.. she also planned to blame Kevin's old chess analogy that named her queen to explain both her outfit and his nom (which is intended to hide their F2 pact), and she was going to blame Michele for Chima being expelled, and call her Satan - most or all of which she ended up doing

    They got their tiny table for four - the "minn-ni" as BB9 Natalie Cunial called it.. they had visitors for the new Pandora's box, including a giant baby who smelled bad, a guy in a cat suit and a girl dressed like a cockroach.. according to the others, Natalie "went berserk" and shouted about having lost $500,000.. then she said she cannot play in the veto comp tomorrow, and she told them not to ask her anymore about it - which caused suspicion and Kevin confronted her about it, so she said she got to spend 20 minutes with her boyfriend in the HOH spare room, and then escalated that to saying he proposed to her

    What's more likely is she got a future field trip with a jury member like BB10 Dan & Michelle, or a visit today from a jury member, probably Jessie, in exchange for the right to play for veto.. but why would she have shouted and gone berserk as the others said? With any luck, she also forfeited the right to play in the next HOH comp - but we've had precious little luck this season

    I'm a little perturbed again that they did this visitor stuff behind fishies, withholding once again the fun stuff from us, their paying customers.. we've always seen visitors on the feeds in the past and we were able to play along with the puzzle.. I've just about had it with these bums

    Things went from bad to worse when Jordan & Michele went up to HOH to teach Natalie about tampons.. without going into grisly details like they did, I'll just say she succeeded on her (supposed) first try, and the tampon party progressed to make-up chat, and to game chat.. Kevin remained alone downstairs, acting the pariah that Natalie's making him out to be (although she reports every convo back to him)

    Feeds highlights

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    9/4 - 5.50pm - Quads - Pandora's Box II aftermath
    9/5 - 12.00am - F1/2 - Tampon party

    Random caps of the day

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    Daily Ratings - Extreme NataLIES edition

    Ratings are based on entertainment value, and there isn't much.. big ups to Hamsterwatcher Victoriah for catching Natalie's "ex" reference

    REALLY fed up with them withholding the very things we sign up for the feeds to see. We've gotten used to fishies for comps and live shows, but how do they get away with giving us fishies for visitors? A clothing comp? A fun money grab? Just to ensure we'll watch the damn show that we'd watch anyway? All they do give us is hamsters laying around for hours or bashing each other. They get away with it because we let them.. if you bought a car that only worked properly on the freeway but not city streets, you wouldn't accept it, but we accept it here. Why? If you give a damn, do something about it: COMPLAIN! (to them, not me)

    Team Popular
    Won: $1,726

    Time will tell how much she's believing of Natalie's BS and how much she's being swayed, but she definitely believed Natalie needed instructions for using a tampon and she gave them willingly and in great detail. I would have just handed her the insert out of the box, but then again, I think Natalie's whole tampon strategy is just a faux bonding ruse to get a jury vote. 3am update: Jordan & Michele cozied up in the greenlight and swore allegiance to each other, and they plan to study together.

    Team Offbeat
    Won: $10,626

    I'm tired of the monotone, I'm tired of the blah, and I'm tired of a supposedly bright person being sucked up by Natalie's vortex of lies. He got pissy with her when she wouldn't tell him about her version of Pandora's box, and that's when she came up with the boyfriend and the proposal complete with twistie-tie engagement ring. And he seems to have bought it. The one bright spot is IF he lands in the jury and IF she's in finals, he will take it personally that she didn't come clean to him about her age and especially now this engagement crap, and that may cost her $450,000.

    Team Brain
    Won: $2,563, Plasma TV

    It sounds like Natalie may have succumbed to (Diary?) pressure and called Michele a devil instead of Satan, but she was already called 'the worst human being' by Ronnie so what's one more? During post-tampon game chat, she pretty much just sat there soaking up everything said by Jordan & Natalie.. I sure hope she caught Natalie saying 'my ex' and I hope she doesn't trot it back to Kevin. If she doesn't win the veto tomorrow, we're all in big big big trouble. See Jordan for good news overnight update.

    Team Jock
    Won: $1,904, Phone call

    She might be starting to lose track of her lies, finally. Let's review: originally she & her boyfriend were broken up and she hoped they could get back together; now he shows up and they're engaged. She's told them all they've been together three years, so he was 27 to her 15. Hello?! Jorff and Michele had all questioned that in the past and wondered if he was a creepy pedophile, but then they forgot. She said 'Jason' told her he watches the feeds and asked her what's this special tuna of hers about? But every time she's made it, she's said that she makes it for him. She also said her wedding could be planned quickly because 'he has a lot of sisters' but she'd just told them she doesn't get along with them. And the ultimate, she referred to this 'boyfriend' as her 'ex' to Jordan & Michele.. on the day she got engaged?! And that's just today. And they still seem to believe whatever she says. It would all be the best comedy ever if she wasn't so utterly annoying.

    Team Jock Won: $3,181, Hawaii trip
    His quick wit & funny banter were a surprise, and he was a heartthrob for many. His showmance with Jordan was cute without being sappy, and his culinary skills kept them well fed and scored a BBQ Smackdown ½ point against the grill. Viewers gave him Cabat Cadoo to get Jessie gone, but he refused to count jury votes and fell for a NataLIE. He was funniest early when he couldn't win, and joked about living 'in the projects'. He didn't have much game, but is easily Hamsterwatch Co-Star of the Season.

    Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage
    He had a surprising number of fights although some were fake and we saw him plan the biggest one with Chima, and he had a surprising number of looks considering he had no hair. He played an unusual game that often defied all logic but he was often funny and one of the few to talk to us. He's also one of few to bond with others by actually listening and not turning the topic back to himself. The night he literally rolled on the floor laughing over a fart was one of the funniest of the season.

    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, Captain Unitard
    She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure.

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too.

    Team Jock Won: $2,500
    He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone!

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most.

    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig
    Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team.

    BB10 Brian Hart
    Team Brain
    BB8 Jessica Hughbanks
    Team Popular
    BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis
    Team Offbeat

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    Jordan: How long were you in school?
    Michele: Four years of college and four and a half years of grad school
    Jordan: Good God!

    Michele: I'm creative

    Michele: Only one person in history has not taken himself off the block
    [no, BB3 Marcellas & BB8 Dick, who did it successfully]

    Natalie: Where else would I have gotten a twistie tie?
    Kevin: Right over there

    Kevin: I'll pass on the tampon party

    Natalie: My ex, did I tell you he's been married? Or - not my ex, my boyfriend right now


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    Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
    -Jessie & Casey

    Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie

    Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan

    Nominee speech scorchers: 3
    -Chima, Casey, Ronnie

    Premature exits: 1 - Chima

    Major fights: 12
    -Natalie vs. Jeff
    -'Beaner' race wars starring
    -Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
    -Post-Braden eviction blowout
    -Everyone vs. Ronnie
    -Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
    -Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
    -Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
    -Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
    -Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again

    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden

    Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima

    'The Soup' mentions: 7 of 9 Fridays
    -Wedgie comp + Jessie
    -Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
    -Jordan's time-telling
    -Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
    -Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
    -Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
    -Jessie's pink pants & Natalie's bug


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    Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
    Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
    Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0

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