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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
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POWER STATUS
Kevin is Head of Household
Jeff & Michele are nominated
Michele holds veto
AMERICA'S CHOICE
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RATINGS WATCH
Sunday's show was second for the hour with a 2.5 rating and 7 share, behind football on NBC with 3.7/10, and ahead of 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition' rerun on ABC with 1.5/4 and 'Daytime Emmy Awards' on CW with 0.6/2.
Veto meeting Monday
Remaining evictions are probably September 3, September 8, and September 10
Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm
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LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index
FAQ
Julie's words: 'A new twist to the HOH that could impact everyone. The secret lies behind this door'
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.
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Getting stabby (Sunday)
I don't know what's with the stabbing theme this year but it makes things funny when they sit around bashing whoever's not present, especially when you picture them assaulting each other with their green plastic knifeJorff had some quality goofing off time today - you can hit Flashback most any hour to find some of it.. Jordan pulled the sliding glass door shut and pulled off its handle - they all said somebody would have to go to tell Diary, apparently forgetting they're being watched & recorded 24/7, and they worried about how lockdowns could happen now
Otherwise it was more of the same today, with a lot of Final 4, Final 3, and Final 2 scenarios thrown in, and no news about the not-a-luxury-competition.. more tomorrow
Cocooning deluxe (Saturday)
They had a late night, later for Jeff & Jordan than the others: they stayed up til morning crying, cuddling and commiserating.. Jeff knows and seems to have accepted that he's a goner - he's even started counting jury votes (finally).. Jordan's started working though, alternately campaigning to all her new BFFs to keep Jeff over her, and planning to get ahead with them herselfMichele went back to moping and being trashed by whoever she's not with.. Kevin & Natalie continued being Kevin & Natalie.. mostly they all slept all day but feedmasters gave us a little treat for a few minutes by showing us the beach ball floating around on the hot tub jets
Jordan finally got very sippy again and was called to Diary, where they probably taped her commenting on everything from Braden's eviction to last night's veto comp, and will run those Diaries thru the finale
From the theater of the absurd department, Kevin & Natalie hatched a plot to try to get Jeff to ask Michele to use her veto on him, and even he laughed out loud.. later they drew in Jordan and got her to help try to talk Jeff into it, using arguments like "Marcellas did it" (but neglecting to mention the part about him meeting Julie two minutes later, with two shirts on hangers).. Jeff got past laughing on the second or third pass and wasn't having any of it, and rightly so: in my opinion it's just another plot to make Michele look bad, since each time it was prefaced by stories about her making Final 3 deals that cut out Natalie
Feeds highlights
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8/29 - 8.45pm - F1 - Aliens practice retakes session
8/30 - 1.35am - F3/4 - Kevin & Natalie get Jordan on board their plan to get Michele to veto off Jeff, and present it to Jeff again
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Daily Ratings - Stick a Sock in It special edition
Ratings are based on fashion sense, just this once - Jeff's going up & out and I can't/won't follow all the waffling pretending otherwise
  
Julie's maternity wear has been the same as her non-expecting Thursday wardrobes: hit and miss. She always tends to look either drop dead gorgeous or awful. The polka-dot ensemble from the not-live Chima show was probably her most extreme look this season: it was lovely on her for close-ups but the long shots were peculiar, and when she turned around she looked 360° of pregnant. It probably cost what I make in a year so maybe I'm just not up on the latest trends, but in my opinion her stylist should have been fired for that one. |
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Team Jock Won: Hawaii tripNOMINATED He isn't a fashion plate by any means but he tends to look good in whatever he wears, like the aspiring actormodel he is. He probably cleans up real well but I'm not sure if his rabid fans could handle him all dolled up & decked out - it could be screaming/fainting Beatlemania all over again. His need for a hair trim every few days shows either extra vanity or obsession (especially since he usually wears a cap), and it also highlights his graying temples. The 'soul patch' of under-lip hair isn't helping him any. |
 
Team PopularShe resents the weight she's put on in there but she's not fat by any means, and it's sad that she thinks she is. Most of her dress-up outfits suit her personality and she seems comfortable in them, and her sloppies work for her too - draped white blankie and striped shower wrap aside. If they do a clothes burning comp this year, it would be a toss-up as to which of those should go up in flames, and her almost always wearing one or the other neutralized her ups here. Her hair would look a whole lot better if she'd trim off the 2 or so inches of dead sticks at the ends. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: $10,000HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD I like that he wears a lot of colors and he wears them well. He's got a hoodie addiction and that's okay, except when he wears the hoods up and tucked behind his ears like Casey did with his banana. He's probably the closest thing we've got to a fashionista in there, but fortunately he's subtle about it and comes across as comfortable rather than flashy in whatever he wears. The running stripes he carved into his hair awhile back should be grown over soon and let's hope they stay that way. Unlike most male hamsters, he's rarely been seen shirtless. |
  
Team Brain Won: Plasma TVNOMINATED - HOLDS VETO She came in slender and her weight loss from four weeks of slop has made her almost bony, but her bikinis look good. She looks best wearing casual street clothes, but the ever-present purple hoodie has definitely outstayed its welcome and should be thrown on the bonfire with Jordan's towel-wrap and blankie, 'color of royalty' or not. I've said enough here about her awkward evening gowns and F-me/cooking heels, so no need to go into that again other than to say they are not working for her. Her hair isn't awful but could use help. |
 
Team Jock Won: Phone callHer ASU locker room wardrobe wouldn't be bad if she wore something else sometimes too, but that seems to be all she brought, plus she wears the same thing for two or three days running. I guess we should be glad the yellow (crusty) sweatshirt hasn't been seen since it got a co-starring role for BB11. Ironically, she probably looks best in a bikini of all the females this season, even with her five pound weight gain. Her hair probably qualifies for FEMA assistance. |
    Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage He had a surprising number of fights although some were fake and we saw him plan the biggest one with Chima, and he had a surprising number of looks considering he had no hair. He played an unusual game that often defied all logic but he was often funny and one of the few to talk to us. He's also one of few to bond with others by actually listening and not turning the topic back to himself. The night he literally rolled on the floor laughing over a fart was one of the funniest of the season. |
   Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, 1 week Captain Unitard She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure. |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too. |
   Team Jock Won: $2,500 He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone! |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most. |
   Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Sunday:
Jeff about skating comp: Jordan falling down is the funniest thing that can happen
Jeff: This place fucking shredded my insides
Michele: I'm done with the crying - now I just want to stab people
Kevin about Jeff: The fucker has a meeting in the green room, with his two bitches
Kevin: Do you think [Jeff] could convince Jordan to do something dumb?
Natalie: Like what?
Kevin: Get expelled
Natalie: No! [laughs]
Saturday:
Jeff: Don't be sad
Jordan: I'm mad!
Jeff: At what? We got got.. we didn't even think we'd make it to the jury house.. you could win
Jeff: I wouldn't change a thing
Jordan: Oh, if Natalie would have just beat [Michele]
Jordan about Jeff leaving: We're not gonna have any more good meals
Jordan to Jeff: Did I dream you were sniffing me?
Jordan: I didn't eat dinner, I ate cookie dough - that's why I can drink this [wine]
Michele to Kevin: I'm voting my way regardless of what you want
Big Brother: Michele, please treat your microphone with respect
[before their plan to 'save' Jeff]:
Kevin to Natalie: If you keep Jeff in this house, I will slice you up
Natalie: I won't!
Jeff: Everyone's telling everyone a lot of things at this point
Sunday:
Jeff about skating comp: Jordan falling down is the funniest thing that can happen
Jeff: This place fucking shredded my insides
Michele: I'm done with the crying - now I just want to stab people
Kevin about Jeff: The fucker has a meeting in the green room, with his two bitches
Kevin: Do you think [Jeff] could convince Jordan to do something dumb?
Natalie: Like what?
Kevin: Get expelled
Natalie: No! [laughs]
Saturday:
Jeff: Don't be sad
Jordan: I'm mad!
Jeff: At what? We got got.. we didn't even think we'd make it to the jury house.. you could win
Jeff: I wouldn't change a thing
Jordan: Oh, if Natalie would have just beat [Michele]
Jordan about Jeff leaving: We're not gonna have any more good meals
Jordan to Jeff: Did I dream you were sniffing me?
Jordan: I didn't eat dinner, I ate cookie dough - that's why I can drink this [wine]
Michele to Kevin: I'm voting my way regardless of what you want
Big Brother: Michele, please treat your microphone with respect
[before their plan to 'save' Jeff]:
Kevin to Natalie: If you keep Jeff in this house, I will slice you up
Natalie: I won't!
Jeff: Everyone's telling everyone a lot of things at this point
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 12
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 6 of 8 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
-Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
