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Big Brother Season 11


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Everyone's favorite is back for one last round: Take a swig every time Jeff says fuckin

Kevin is Head of Household
Michele veto'd herself off
Jeff & Jordan are nominated

No vote underway currently

Tuesday's show was second for the hour with a 2.6 rating and 7 share, behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 3.2/9, and ahead of 'More to Love' on FOX with 1.8/5 and 'Shaq Vs' on ABC with 1.3/4.
Numbers are for adults 18-49
Rating = % of all TV households
Share = % of households watching TV

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Lots of pointless planning & waffling

Picture taking Wednesday

Remaining evictions are probably September 3, 8, and 10

Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm

CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8

Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday

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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index

Julie's words: 'A new twist to the HOH that could impact everyone. The secret lies behind this door'

The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies

Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie

Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.

Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.

Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).

The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.


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    Dullsville (Tuesday)

    They actually got out of bed for a little while today and did a little working out, a little eating, a little card playing, and then more sleeping

    I'm barely watching the feeds anymore - we have never had a group as thoroughly boring as this before, even when it's just the Final 2 rattling around on their own, and there are five of them in there! There just isn't a thing to report, or to make ratings out of - sorry

    End of the line (Monday)

    For Jeff & Jordan anyway, since Michele used her veto to take herself off the block, and Kevin put up Jordan in her place

    Some of the buzz from the other night about Michele taking off Jeff instead of herself re-buzzed a bit, but Michele as the sole remaining member of Team Brainy wasn't about to do that, obviously.. Jorff fans have until Thursday to enjoy them together, and then it'll be another week and a half or so til they're reunited at the finale

    They were called into Diary individually and given their totals from the Pandora's box not-a-luxury-comp money grab: Jeff $3,181, Jordan $1,726, Natalie $1,900, Michele $2,563 and Kevin $626 - assuming all are telling the truth, and they probably are since that's $4 short of an even $10,000, and $4 is about what they had left over.. Jeff's key had already unlocked Kevin's handcuffs so it probably doesn't have a second purpose

    Natalie talked some sense into Jordan when she was saying she'd quit so Jeff could go forward.. Jeff pitched a plan to Michele to offer Natalie the next HOH in exchange for a vote.. Michele presented it later to Natalie, who then told Kevin about it and wondered how stupid do they think she is?

    Mostly they all slept a lot

    Feeds highlights

    If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page

    8/31 - 5.40pm - F3/4 - Jeff & Michele talk about a pitch for Natalie
    8/31 - 9.35pm - F3/4 - Michele pitches the plan to Natalie
    8/31 - 11.37pm - F3/4 - Kevin & Natalie chess incident
    9/1 - 2.15am - F1/2 - Jeff, Jordan & Michele banter

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    Daily Ratings - Another Ugly Chess Incident edition

    Ratings are based on entertainment value, and are mostly fictional this time since I have nothing to work with

    Since they play chess so often, it would be nice to have one cam on the game so we could at least have something to watch. It would be safe too: the chess pieces never sing or talk about production.

    Team Jock
    Won: $3,181, Hawaii trip

    'Hey Jordo, did you hear how Michele cheated at chess? I can't believe how that fucking bitch cheats all the time! I bet her fucking pinky toe was there when she fucking did it. I hate that fucking toe - I want to chop it the fuck off!"

    Team Popular
    Won: $1,726

    'I wish I knew how to play chess but it sounds complicated. Can I play checkers with chess pieces? My grandma taught me to play checkers with my friend who I can't name. Whenever my friend plays checkers, she farts. Forget checkers, let's eat.'

    Team Offbeat
    Won: $10,626

    'Natalie, your turn is over - you took your hand off that piece! That's your move - you can't go back and change it after you took your hand off! Oh wait, it was Michele's hand? That biznatch is going down!'

    Team Brain
    Won: $2,563, Plasma TV

    'What?! I wasn't even playing chess! Umm err pfftt sputter heh heh. Uhhh, well I did play chess once but it was a week ago, he he he. I can't remember what happened!'

    Team Jock
    Won: $1,900, Phone call

    'It's still my turn! I didn't move there! I never removed my hand from that piece! It was Michele! Michele took her hand off that piece! Check the tape!'

    Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage
    He had a surprising number of fights although some were fake and we saw him plan the biggest one with Chima, and he had a surprising number of looks considering he had no hair. He played an unusual game that often defied all logic but he was often funny and one of the few to talk to us. He's also one of few to bond with others by actually listening and not turning the topic back to himself. The night he literally rolled on the floor laughing over a fart was one of the funniest of the season.

    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, Captain Unitard
    She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure.

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too.

    Team Jock Won: $2,500
    He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone!

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most.

    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig
    Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team.

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    Team Brain
    BB8 Jessica Hughbanks
    Team Popular
    BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis
    Team Offbeat

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    Kevin: Jeff got played SO bad, he got played really bad

    Kevin: The guy that runs the veto ceremony, is that Rich?
    Natalie: No, that's live show..
    Kevin: Who's that guy? [cut to fishies]

    Jordan: I should be the one upset
    Jeff: Why? You're not going anywhere, stop that

    Kevin: How can you be bisexual and never have sex with women?

    Kevin: If there's a car, I'll scream like a little bitch

    Jeff: Beachhouse shmeachhouse, I'd rather live in a fucking cave for two weeks

    Jeff to Jordan about his mom: She probably wants to make you dinner

    Jeff about Kevin: He's not a good player by any means
    Jordan: None of us are

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    Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
    -Jessie & Casey

    Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie

    Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan

    Nominee speech scorchers: 3
    -Chima, Casey, Ronnie

    Premature exits: 1 - Chima

    Major fights: 12
    -Natalie vs. Jeff
    -'Beaner' race wars starring
    -Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
    -Post-Braden eviction blowout
    -Everyone vs. Ronnie
    -Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
    -Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
    -Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
    -Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
    -Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again

    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden

    Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima

    'The Soup' mentions: 6 of 8 Fridays
    -Wedgie comp + Jessie
    -Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
    -Jordan's time-telling
    -Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
    -Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
    -Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic


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    Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
    Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½

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    Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
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    Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
    Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
    Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
    Big Brother 7 All-Stars
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    Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
    Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
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    Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
    Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
    Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0

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