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POWER STATUS
Kevin is Head of Household
Michele veto'd herself off
Jeff & Jordan are nominated
AMERICA'S CHOICE
No vote underway currently
RATINGS WATCH
Tuesday's show was second for the hour with a 2.6 rating and 7 share, behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 3.2/9, and ahead of 'More to Love' on FOX with 1.8/5 and 'Shaq Vs' on ABC with 1.3/4.
Lots of pointless planning & waffling
Picture taking Wednesday
Remaining evictions are probably September 3, 8, and 10
Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
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LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index
FAQ
Julie's words: 'A new twist to the HOH that could impact everyone. The secret lies behind this door'
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.
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Dullsville (Tuesday)
They actually got out of bed for a little while today and did a little working out, a little eating, a little card playing, and then more sleepingI'm barely watching the feeds anymore - we have never had a group as thoroughly boring as this before, even when it's just the Final 2 rattling around on their own, and there are five of them in there! There just isn't a thing to report, or to make ratings out of - sorry
End of the line (Monday)
For Jeff & Jordan anyway, since Michele used her veto to take herself off the block, and Kevin put up Jordan in her placeSome of the buzz from the other night about Michele taking off Jeff instead of herself re-buzzed a bit, but Michele as the sole remaining member of Team Brainy wasn't about to do that, obviously.. Jorff fans have until Thursday to enjoy them together, and then it'll be another week and a half or so til they're reunited at the finale
They were called into Diary individually and given their totals from the Pandora's box not-a-luxury-comp money grab: Jeff $3,181, Jordan $1,726, Natalie $1,900, Michele $2,563 and Kevin $626 - assuming all are telling the truth, and they probably are since that's $4 short of an even $10,000, and $4 is about what they had left over.. Jeff's key had already unlocked Kevin's handcuffs so it probably doesn't have a second purpose
Natalie talked some sense into Jordan when she was saying she'd quit so Jeff could go forward.. Jeff pitched a plan to Michele to offer Natalie the next HOH in exchange for a vote.. Michele presented it later to Natalie, who then told Kevin about it and wondered how stupid do they think she is?
Mostly they all slept a lot
Feeds highlights
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8/31 - 5.40pm - F3/4 - Jeff & Michele talk about a pitch for Natalie
8/31 - 9.35pm - F3/4 - Michele pitches the plan to Natalie
8/31 - 11.37pm - F3/4 - Kevin & Natalie chess incident
9/1 - 2.15am - F1/2 - Jeff, Jordan & Michele banter
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Daily Ratings - Another Ugly Chess Incident edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value, and are mostly fictional this time since I have nothing to work with
  
Since they play chess so often, it would be nice to have one cam on the game so we could at least have something to watch. It would be safe too: the chess pieces never sing or talk about production. |
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Team JockWon: $3,181, Hawaii trip NOMINATED 'Hey Jordo, did you hear how Michele cheated at chess? I can't believe how that fucking bitch cheats all the time! I bet her fucking pinky toe was there when she fucking did it. I hate that fucking toe - I want to chop it the fuck off!" |
 
Team PopularWon: $1,726 NOMINATED 'I wish I knew how to play chess but it sounds complicated. Can I play checkers with chess pieces? My grandma taught me to play checkers with my friend who I can't name. Whenever my friend plays checkers, she farts. Forget checkers, let's eat.' |
 
Team OffbeatWon: $10,626 HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD 'Natalie, your turn is over - you took your hand off that piece! That's your move - you can't go back and change it after you took your hand off! Oh wait, it was Michele's hand? That biznatch is going down!' |
 
Team BrainWon: $2,563, Plasma TV USED VETO 'What?! I wasn't even playing chess! Umm err pfftt sputter heh heh. Uhhh, well I did play chess once but it was a week ago, he he he. I can't remember what happened!' |
 
Team JockWon: $1,900, Phone call 'It's still my turn! I didn't move there! I never removed my hand from that piece! It was Michele! Michele took her hand off that piece! Check the tape!' |
    Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage He had a surprising number of fights although some were fake and we saw him plan the biggest one with Chima, and he had a surprising number of looks considering he had no hair. He played an unusual game that often defied all logic but he was often funny and one of the few to talk to us. He's also one of few to bond with others by actually listening and not turning the topic back to himself. The night he literally rolled on the floor laughing over a fart was one of the funniest of the season. |
   Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, Captain Unitard She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure. |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too. |
   Team Jock Won: $2,500 He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone! |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most. |
   Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Kevin: Jeff got played SO bad, he got played really bad
Kevin: The guy that runs the veto ceremony, is that Rich?
Natalie: No, that's live show..
Kevin: Who's that guy? [cut to fishies]
Jordan: I should be the one upset
Jeff: Why? You're not going anywhere, stop that
Kevin: How can you be bisexual and never have sex with women?
Kevin: If there's a car, I'll scream like a little bitch
Jeff: Beachhouse shmeachhouse, I'd rather live in a fucking cave for two weeks
Jeff to Jordan about his mom: She probably wants to make you dinner
Jeff about Kevin: He's not a good player by any means
Jordan: None of us are
Big Brother: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go outside and close the.. Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go inside and close the sliding glass door.
Kevin: Jeff got played SO bad, he got played really bad
Kevin: The guy that runs the veto ceremony, is that Rich?
Natalie: No, that's live show..
Kevin: Who's that guy? [cut to fishies]
Jordan: I should be the one upset
Jeff: Why? You're not going anywhere, stop that
Kevin: How can you be bisexual and never have sex with women?
Kevin: If there's a car, I'll scream like a little bitch
Jeff: Beachhouse shmeachhouse, I'd rather live in a fucking cave for two weeks
Jeff to Jordan about his mom: She probably wants to make you dinner
Jeff about Kevin: He's not a good player by any means
Jordan: None of us are
Big Brother: Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go outside and close the.. Houseguests, this is a lockdown. Please go inside and close the sliding glass door.
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 12
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 6 of 8 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
-Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
