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Big Brother Season 11


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Kevin is Head of Household
Jeff & Michele are nominated
Michele won veto
Have-nots are over

No vote underway currently

Thursday's eviction show was first for the hour with a 2.7 rating and 9 share, ahead of football on FOX with 2.3/7, '30 Rock' & 'Parks & Recreation' reruns on NBC with 1.2/4 & 1.1/4, and 'Grey's Anatomy' rerun on ABC with 1.1/4.
Numbers are for adults 18-49
Rating = % of all TV households
Share = % of households watching TV

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Veto meeting Monday

Remaining evictions are probably September 3, September 8, and September 10

Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm

CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8

Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday

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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index

Julie's words: 'A new twist to the HOH that could impact everyone. The secret lies behind this door'

The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies

Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie

Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.

Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.

Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).

The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.


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  Day 55 - August 28, 2009       Bookmark and Share

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>> Kevin is Head of Household - Jeff & Michele are nominated - Michele won veto <<

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    Pandora's box

    They laid around for much of the day, still on inside lockdown.. Jeff taught Natalie how to play basic solitaire - either she somehow skipped that in her famous card-playing career or she faked ignorance of that too

    Fishies took them away and they came back talking about a scavenger hunt or something, grabbing money and stuffing it in their pants, a key, and a "Pandora's box" choice by Kevin.. Michele was told not to call it a luxury comp.. it's all very unclear at this point, not finalized, and pretty much seems like a big teaser to watch Sunday's show.. it's just too bad that they finally did something fun and it was withheld from us, their paying customers, once again

    Kevin warned Jeff that he'd (probably) be going up, since they aren't supposed to come out and say it like Jeff did last week - Jeff did not take it well, but he didn't explode either.. Michele took it better as Kevin said the two of them could be the first LGBT finalists ever - if everything works out to leave them as the last two standing, of course.. big if

    He did nominate Jeff & Michele.. they laid around, Jeff made dinner, they got the recycled flashlit masks in their windows, and they got word they'd play for veto at midnight.. Michele cried, Kevin & Natalie studied, and Jorff poked each other and giggled

    Michele won the night-time veto along with a TV and Blu-ray player, and when the feeds came back she was well over her funk and as cheery as could be - rightly so - in HOH with Kevin & Natalie.. it was morphomatic, and they wore silver spacesuits.. Jeff or Jordan will now go to Paradise© - likely Jeff

    Feeds highlights

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    8/28 - 11.15am - F1/2 - Jorff about the real winners, the ants
    8/28 - 3.00pm - Quads - After the not-a-luxury-comp money thing
    8/28 - 3.40pm - Quads - Kevin interrogates Michele about her plans again, Natalie joins
    8/28 - 3.55pm - Quads - Jordan meets with Kevin, Jeff joins, Kevin lowers the boom
    8/28 - 8:50pm - Quads - Faces in the mirrors
    8/29 - 3.00am - Quads - Post-veto reactions
    Times are approximate - I haven't checked them

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    Daily Ratings - Familiar Contempt edition

    Ratings are based on entertainment value

    Severe negative for once again cutting us out from the first fun thing they've done in weeks but hey, they let us see the tired, silly masks-in-the-windows gag. About the same time they popped up, NASA once again showed how exciting live web feeds could be. Semi-interesting bit of trivia: Michele's the only survivor at this point who's not in the bottom row.

    I was tempted to let loose a stream of hate for today's ratings, since they're all approaching the point where they're equally dislikable and it's easy to point fingers at any of them. I go out of my way to not call them names and at least attempt objectivity (not always successfully), but I am apparently classed by TPTB as a hate site anyway so I figured why not cut loose? I'm overdosed on reading hate about them, particulary Natalie, and I forget we get to this point every season where all the hate in there and out here is nothing but a big fat drain. But then I realized that while it might feel good at the time to bash them to hell & back, I wouldn't respect myself in the morning.

    Team Jock Won: Hawaii trip

    He got a little pissy when warned he was going up but he handled it well when it happened, other than his condescending instructions to Jordan that she has to win it. He's all stressed out and paranoid though, which hasn't at all helped his fun quota return to where it should be.

    Team Popular

    She's still having a great time at summer camp, and expects to start flower arranging and leather weaving classes next week. She's missed her pool time for a couple days now but she taught Camp Counselor Jeff some backrub games today: she called it 'chillies' and he called it voodoo.

    Team Offbeat Won: $10,000

    He did good pre-nom meetings, had a solo mini panic/relief attack after Jeff's, and then he did what he told them he'd do. Natalie was pleased and proud of her star minion, but not proud enough that she left him on his own for long.

    Team Brain Won: Plasma TV

    Breaking down from the stress isn't unusual in there and is very understandable - I can relate, since I'm there for all of it with them. But doing it on a daily basis is getting real old and she needs to just suck it up and win comps now. So what if her supposed teamies didn't carry her to the end properly like she expected? If she keeps acting like she's entitled to win it all without working for it, I'll have to write her off.
    Overnight upgrade all the way to ups for doing just that: she pulled it out and won when she had to once again, and was happier than we've seen her all season.

    Team Jock Won: Phone call

    She's playing BB2/7 Dr. Will Kirby's game - oh yes she is, and well - but she's doing it with the personality of BB6 Maggie.

    Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage
    He had a surprising number of fights although some were fake and we saw him plan the biggest one with Chima, and he had a surprising number of looks considering he had no hair. He played an unusual game that often defied all logic but he was often funny and one of the few to talk to us. He's also one of few to bond with others by actually listening and not turning the topic back to himself. The night he literally rolled on the floor laughing over a fart was one of the funniest of the season.

    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV,
    1 week Captain Unitard
    She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure.

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too.

    Team Jock Won: $2,500
    He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone!

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most.

    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig
    Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team.

    BB10 Brian Hart
    Team Brain
    BB8 Jessica Hughbanks
    Team Popular
    BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis
    Team Offbeat

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    Russell to Ross: That was the most fun character to play

    Jeff: I hope [Kevin]'s sticking to the plan
    Jordan: I hope he is too

    Jeff to Michele: You go to Negative Town and I'll stay in Positiveville

    Jeff: Dude, there's ants marching in there - they're playing Dave Matthews Band

    [after Natalie stomped out of Diary]:
    Jeff: What?
    Natalie: I can't talk about it 'cause I know I'll get called out but..
    Jeff: Talking shit..
    Natalie: No, fucking some shit about me

    Natalie: Everybody always thinks I'm lying

    Kevin: I swear I don't have HOH-itis

    Kevin to self after Jeff left: "Scary.. oh my God I had to do it though, sorry.. he's fucking pissed

    Kevin: We might as well just have these discussions out in the open because everyone finds out

    Natalie: You can't talk right now - I'm the only person allowed to talk until I'm done


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    Julie Chen with Russell
    extended 'Early Show' interview

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    Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
    -Jessie & Casey

    Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie

    Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan

    Nominee speech scorchers: 3
    -Chima, Casey, Ronnie

    Premature exits: 1 - Chima

    Major fights: 12
    -Natalie vs. Jeff
    -'Beaner' race wars starring
    -Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
    -Post-Braden eviction blowout
    -Everyone vs. Ronnie
    -Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
    -Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
    -Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
    -Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
    -Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
    -Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again

    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden

    Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima

    'The Soup' mentions: 6 of 8 Fridays
    -Wedgie comp + Jessie
    -Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
    -Jordan's time-telling
    -Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
    -Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
    -Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic


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    Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
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    Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
    Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
    Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0

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