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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
This site is about the Big Brother 11 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me. It also isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why, who's fun and who's dull. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior.
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POWER STATUS
Russell was evicted
Kevin is Head of Household
Nobody is nominated
Have-nots are over
AMERICA'S CHOICE
No vote underway currently
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's eviction show was first for the hour with a 2.7 rating and 9 share, ahead of football on FOX with 2.3/7, '30 Rock' & 'Parks & Recreation' reruns on NBC with 1.2/4 & 1.1/4, and 'Grey's Anatomy' rerun on ABC with 1.1/4.
Nominations on Friday
Veto comp on Saturday
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
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LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index
FAQ
Julie's words: 'A new twist to the HOH that could impact everyone. The secret lies behind this door'
Two hour finale is September 15 at 9pm
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Food comps determined living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determined an additional food item the sloppers could have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.
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No fish killer
So said Natalie to Jeff when they gathered for Thursday lockdown in the HOH room, as he fed our favorite houseguestsRussell's horrible campaign tactics finally backfired and he walked the plank, and Natalie lives on to drive the game and irritate feedsters some more
Have-nots are over, but "a new twist to the HOH could impact everyone".. the HOH comp was a recycle of the BB8 skating in oil to fill giant teacups.. Julie said if nothing is spilled, it would take 4 miles of back & forth to win, which Kevin did, in 100 degree weather
Michele broke down at one point, alone in the gym/spa/green room with huge racking sobs - she only mumbled a bit so no telling if it was stress or realizing she's screwed, or both.. the others bashed her when she finally went into Diary, like they do.. I thought Big Brother made them all move into REDRUM, but Jeff slept in the Swim room like he always has except for these last two weeks upstairs
Kevin cried reading his letter from his "boyf", right after he said he wouldn't.. the others were almost insulting to Kevin when they gushed over how good looking his guy is.. he's planning to put up Jeff & Michele, and as Natalie said, hers is the only vote that matters since Kevin can break a tie to be rid of their (her) post-veto target
Feeds highlights
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8/27 - 3.20pm - F3/4 - Russell last ditch campaign to Kevin
8/27 - Quads - Kevin wins HOH comp - sorry no timestamp, it wasn't on the feeds
8/27 - 8.04pm - F3/4 - Michele crying plus Jeff audio leak in Diary about Russell's exit
8/27 - 10.10pm - Quads - Kevin's HOH room and letter
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Daily Ratings - Tay Zonday edition
VTE = Voted to evict
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
Thursday's show had more suspense about whether Julie would go into labor than it did about hamsters, even though she's still got a few weeks to go. They got the fights in, edited to hell, but that's what they do and we know to expect it by now. You still have to ask how a chest bump from Jordan becomes 'more than [Russell] bargained for'? I don't think she scared him. It was odd to hear tonight that Russell is now 'from San Francisco' - that matches everything he's said, but not his official CBS bio which states a suburb that he never acknowledged. The usual staged jury house footage was worse than ever since it starred you-know-who, and we had a full 25 minutes of that and reruns before tonight's show started. Russell did well in his boudoir appearance and his post- interviews should be fun, and more interesting than the feeds tomorrow. Since they're so almost-careful about making sure the hamsters don't sing so they don't have to shell out royalties, I wonder if they got permission to use the phrase Chocolate Rain for the recycled comp and the title of the related clip on the CBS site. |
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Team Jock Won: Hawaii tripNo vote (HOH) He did well in his HOH interview and he didn't come out looking too awful in the fights edits - it's a good thing for him they left out his horrible stuff about Michele and her pinky toe. He was a halfway decent sidelines cheerleader at times - other times he was over there yawning. |
 
Team PopularVTE Russell They're all gunning to break up the couple and she'll probably be surprised when she finds out she's not the one they're aiming at. She worked pretty hard in the skating comp but she splatted a lot, which is always good for those watching at home. Natalie & Michele haven't been roomies with her for a long time and may have forgotten how much she chatters at bedtime, which is also fun. |
  
Team Offbeat Won: $10,000VTE Russell HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD Big ups for a big win and a hard one, but he said just the other day he'd like a roller skating comp and this was the next best thing. He said he wouldn't cry over his letter but of course he did, and it was sweet. I wish he wasn't all cozy with Natalie but he is, so my second wish is that he hauls off and blasts them if they continue to imply that his boyf is too hot for him. For weeks he's been talking about what a great guy he is: obviously Kevin values what's inside more, and after all, looks-based relationships rarely last nine years. |
 
Team BrainVTE Russell Like Jordan, she splatted a lot in the comp and was hurting more afterwards as a result. She's gotten pretty banged up overall this season plus she was on slop four weeks - it's a wonder she doesn't break down and cry more often than she does. She's singing the 'I'm all alone in here' anthem like many before her, and it rarely turns out well when they do that. I'm just glad she hasn't heard the nasty stuff they say about her behind her back, most of which is unfounded. Apologies for the new drinking game, but I figured 'Trust me' would do better than it did. All I can say is STOCK UP! |
 
Team Jock Won: Phone callNo vote (nominee) If you don't think she threw that comp, watch it again and see how many times she 'lost' her cup and what a weird, stumbling gait she had when skating.. this is someone who won 3rd place in a martial arts world competition! It was a few years ago but she didn't go from super-coordinated athlete to bumbling dolt by accident. She's the only one of them who seems to understand that being HOH makes enemies, and jury votes are hard to get from enemies. I really can't stand listening to her another minute but dammit, I have to upgrade her to neutral for her impeccable game to date. |
    Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage He had a surprising number of fights although some were fake and we saw him plan the biggest one with Chima, and he had a surprising number of looks considering he had no hair. He played an unusual game that often defied all logic but he was often funny and one of the few to talk to us. He's also one of few to bond with others by actually listening and not turning the topic back to himself. The night he literally rolled on the floor laughing over a fart was one of the funniest of the season. |
   Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, 1 week Captain Unitard She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure. |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too. |
   Team Jock Won: $2,500 He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone! |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most. |
   Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Natalie to Jorff: [Michele] wants to keep you guys in this game because you guys are dumb
Kevin after the comp: I feel like I just had the best sex
Kevin to Jorff: Are you guys cuddling right next to me?
Kevin about HOH room debuts: That's only five minutes, then go back to hating on each other
Big Brother: Casey..
Kevin: I do like twinks, and Twinkies
Jordan to Jeff: I've been good, I've been rubbing you almost every night
Kevin to Natalie about Michele: It's not personal at this point, it's stricly strategic - bitch is going up
Michele: I'm sitting on the toilet and an ant crawls into my crotch!
Natalie to Jorff: [Michele] wants to keep you guys in this game because you guys are dumb
Kevin after the comp: I feel like I just had the best sex
Kevin to Jorff: Are you guys cuddling right next to me?
Kevin about HOH room debuts: That's only five minutes, then go back to hating on each other
Big Brother: Casey..
Kevin: I do like twinks, and Twinkies
Jordan to Jeff: I've been good, I've been rubbing you almost every night
Kevin to Natalie about Michele: It's not personal at this point, it's stricly strategic - bitch is going up
Michele: I'm sitting on the toilet and an ant crawls into my crotch!
LINKS OF THE DAY
Jeff's HOH blog
Hamsterwatch BB11 links
29 hamster Twitters, merchandise, chops, other BB sites
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Jeff's HOH blog
Hamsterwatch BB11 links
29 hamster Twitters, merchandise, chops, other BB sites
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Use coupon code PETCO11932949
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Click to see my full list of BB11 links
These are some of my favorites:
24/7 feeds - free trial see everything that happens before it gets edited into something else for tv
No time-out feed links including set-up how-to, plus Real contact info
SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)
Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic
Hamsterwatch Chatroom
Hamsterwatch Forum
BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again
BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 12
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 6 of 7 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
-Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
