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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
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POWER STATUS
Jeff is Head of Household
Natalie & Russell are nominated
Russell & Michele's Have-not-ness ended at 9pm
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RATINGS WATCH
Tuesday's show was second for the hour with a 2.5 rating and 7 share, behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 3.0/8 and ahead of 'More to Love' on FOX with 1.8/5 and 'Shaq Vs' on ABC with 1.7/5.
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FAQ
Finale is September 15 - two hours
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Food comps determine living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
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Semantics
Instead of everlasting naps, they kicked off the afternoon with another fight.. it was pretty much a rerun of Jeff & Russell's post-veto meeting fight but this time Jordan got involved too, when Russell referred to her as "Fatty"She stomped over to Russell and chest-bumped him - later saying that "wasn't physical" - then Jeff & Russell carried on with their one-liners and punk threats.. many think Jeff came out ahead, but I'm calling it a TKO for Russell when he counted off on his fingers and told Jeff "Final 4 comes after Final 2, fucking idiot!" to which Jeff responded "Dude, you're talking semantics, bro"
The camera came out and Russell was not part of the picture-taking festivities again.. most of them rehashed the latest fight all day & night, like they do, but Michele also started bashing Natalie to Jorff, and that was encouraging.. evening brought a round robin of Jeff bashing led by Russell and Russell bashing led by Jeff, with occasional shots from everyone else.. it was not pretty
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8/26 - 12.45pm - Quads - Jeff versus Russell again, plus Jordan - continues into 1pm
8/26 - 8.50pm - Quads - Kevin & Natalie continue their anti-Michele campaign to Jorff
8/27 - 2.05am - F1/2 - Jeff & Jordan make out
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Daily Ratings - Ickies & Uglies edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
I won't give up my dream of Natalie leaving tomorrow until Julie says I have to. Special Hamsterwatch shout-outs to staffers we've come to know vicariously: Gene Crowe on the flags & fishies, Mike the comps guy, and Michelle in Diary.. hi to Meredith also. |
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Team Jock Won: Hawaii tripHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD He was funny in the fight again (partly laugh-with and partly laugh-at) but he got so nasty afterwards that it was like listening to the ickies, only more hateful. Even he said he doesn't like the person he's become in there and neither do many of us: feedsters & Showtimers are ready for a cabat cadoo recall vote, plus he's picking his nose all the time. He needs a big dose of reality and fortunately he'll get it tomorrow, as outgoing HOHs always do. His fall will be compounded if Natalie, Russell or Kevin win the next HOH comp and put him up. |
 
Team PopularShe didn't start shouting and bumping until Russell called her 'Fatty' and that's the one part of the fight she kept rehashing all day and night. We all know that while she's put on a few pounds in there, she's nowhere near fat - but she thinks she is, and that's all that matters. Russell obviously gets it but Jeff obviously doesn't, since he continued to tease her about her cookie dough even after she teared up about it. Later she ate a bunch of Coolwhip. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: $10,000He's getting ickier as Natalie rubs off on him, but he's also psst pssting a lot with Russell and who knows what that's about? Pulling out Michele's birth control pills to try to figure out how she uses them as a calendar/study aid was bad, and going through all of her stuff to try to find her comp gloves to steal was worse. For some magical reason, she came down and looked through her stuff minutes after they went through everything - after a short fishies. It was almost as big a miracle as levitating on tv! |
 
Team BrainShe's still getting blamed for most everything that goes wrong in there, and Jeff's still calling her 'Smelly' even though she cleaned up last night. She was going to sleep in HOH after coming off slop and out of Jail - on the round chair up there? After saying all day how she was looking forward to sleeping in a real bed again! But she moved back down to the Swim room after the fishies seemingly busted Kevin & Natalie going through her things. |
 
Team Jock Won: Phone callNOMINATED See Kevin, with the addition that if by some miracle she should hear Julie announce she's gone tomorrow, her expression should top BB8 Dustin's. Here's hoping. |
 
Team Jock Won: $10,000, MassageNOMINATED Like Jeff, he didn't score many points in today's fight other than his Final 4/Final 2 lesson that's obvious to everyone but Jeff. Otherwise the whole thing was a rerun of Monday's fight, with the addition of calling Jordan 'Fatty' and mentioning cookie dough. Those were cheap shots but I guess she did open herself up to them by constantly griping about gaining weight while stuffing her face. He seems ready to leave but I'm hoping for a last minute reprieve.. I'm not sure I can handle another three weeks of Natalie running everything into the ground. |
    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, 1 week Captain Unitard She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure. |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too. |
   Team Jock Won: $2,500 He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone! |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most. |
   Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Jeff: You don't think they fucking hear you? There's 10,000 cameras and we're wearing microphones!
Russell to Jordan: Go back inside and get some cookie dough
Russell: Final 4 comes after Final 2, fucking idiot!
Jeff: Dude, you're talking semantics, bro
Russell: The only girl you're making laugh is the little fatty next to you
Jordan: You are a fucking douchebag and a pig, that's what you are
Russell: You're too dumb
Jeff: I'm not dumb - obviously - how dumb does that make you that you got got by a dumb person?
Russell: America gave you that power because they felt sorry for you that you got ripped on by me
Jeff: I'm going inside cuz I'm fucking one step away from busting you in the fucking mouth dude
Jeff: I'm fucking this close to fucking knocking you the fuck out
Russell: DO IT!
Jordan: I want to hit him SO bad!
Jordan: I don't care if he calls me stupid
Kevin: You are really gonna wear tie-dye up in the Diary room?
Natalie: Yes
Kevin: That is a fashion no-no
Jeff: I hate the person I am becoming in here
Jordan: Those strawberries make me want some Coolwhip
Jeff: You don't think they fucking hear you? There's 10,000 cameras and we're wearing microphones!
Russell to Jordan: Go back inside and get some cookie dough
Russell: Final 4 comes after Final 2, fucking idiot!
Jeff: Dude, you're talking semantics, bro
Russell: The only girl you're making laugh is the little fatty next to you
Jordan: You are a fucking douchebag and a pig, that's what you are
Russell: You're too dumb
Jeff: I'm not dumb - obviously - how dumb does that make you that you got got by a dumb person?
Russell: America gave you that power because they felt sorry for you that you got ripped on by me
Jeff: I'm going inside cuz I'm fucking one step away from busting you in the fucking mouth dude
Jeff: I'm fucking this close to fucking knocking you the fuck out
Russell: DO IT!
Jordan: I want to hit him SO bad!
Jordan: I don't care if he calls me stupid
Kevin: You are really gonna wear tie-dye up in the Diary room?
Natalie: Yes
Kevin: That is a fashion no-no
Jeff: I hate the person I am becoming in here
Jordan: Those strawberries make me want some Coolwhip
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 1 - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 12
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan again
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 6 of 7 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
-Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Jeff ½
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
