March 15, 2008 - Day 37 (or 38)
>> James is Head of Household - Sheila and Ryan are nominated - James holds veto <<
"Beware the Ides of March"|
Dark clouds moved in, fascinating them for a minute, and adding to the growing ominous tone in there.. the BB9 apocalypse may be coming soon - well, we can hope
James (Mr. I'm Not Changing My Nominations) told some of them he'll take off Ryan and put up Adam tomorrow.. then he told others he's going to take off Sheila and put up Matt.. in other words, it's waffle central again: just wait 'n see
Sheila's still at it, offering an early Line of the Day contender while on another single mom lament, saying "I don't have to get on some pedestal and preach it" - yet she keeps doing so
The chemistry in there should change on a weekly basis but we're in the third week with the same hamsters (not counting Allison, whose absence is appreciated).. we're close to the halfway point and we need something to stir them up, and directions from BB to tone down their language won't help.. more booze would though
Meanwhile it's more of the same.. Matt & Natalie's BJs are common knowledge now, thanks to last night's semi-public one.. he joined her in the shower but made a point to seal up the privacy curtain.. Adam's going to be at Revelations soon at the rate he's reading
Matt laughed with his boys about his escapades undercovers.. Natalie struggled putting on her bra while attempting to cover her assets, looking like an ad for a hidden cam porn site.. when Sharon's not fondling her blue crack, she's chewing her mouth raw
Nail polish again
Natalie couldn't find Adam to sit for her, so she did a self-portrait
Sheila came along and started spieling at her, but at least we had Natalie's progress to watch: she did this one relatively fast and it came out looking very much like her
Meanwhile, James adopted a non-regulation chess position
Matt started getting jittery about the veto meeting tomorrow and ran a few laps in the rain to work it off.. Chelsia & Joshuah accosted James on his way to Diary, encouraging more waffling perhaps
Ryan: I think you're over-paranoid
Matt: That, plus the miserableness of myself
Matt: I ain't gonna campaign against ya
A man, duh
Joshuah did some solo disco dancing again, like he does
They worked up a theory based on pre-season rumors they'd seen about a tranny being in the house - I think the same person must start that rumor every season - they decided it must be Amanda.. Chelsia showed up for that from wherever she's been hiding.. Sharon continued double-fisting her blue crack again/still
Chelsia boiled water for James' bath - everyone else has always just used hot tap water - they took a bubble bath, some of which was seen before they were hidden behind flames.. a shampoo bottle or whatever it is made this cap of his I AM GOD tattoo family-friendly, kinda.. ditto with Chelsia covering herself.. both of them showed all their junk on the way to the suds though
Once again Natalie perked up an otherwise dull evening, when she got the guys playing hide & seek
She scampered from one tight spot to another as Matt & Adam counted off.. they usually found her quickly but Ryan made a good accomplice, helping her find and get into some of her hidey spots
She hid all over: in a corner upstairs, in the tiny cupboard under the bathroom sink, inside hide-a-beds, and under a bunch of towels - with a telltale kneesock'd knee sticking out
At one point the guys laid around on the sofa calling "Natalieeeeee, where are you?".. she also tried on the catsuit for them: Joshuah mentioned her genitalia (again) but the other guys said no, she wasn't cameltoe-y - she'd kept her undies on, but showed her goodies when changing in the pantry
No telling at this point what James will really do with the veto tomorrow: he's covered every option in one convo or another, but depending what he does and what he says, we could be in for another good show on the feeds like last Sunday's.. note new Superpass subscribers can save $2 a month (for life) using coupon code BB9E0320 when signing up.. this is a one-time offer that expires March 19
A man, duh; James & Chelsia's bath; and Hide & seek are posted in the forum, linked top & bottom of every page
Daily ratings - Hodgepodge edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
Speaking of disgusted, why bother going through that voting song & dance just to throw it out the window? I'm reminded of the 'Dallas' episode where Bobby Ewing 'dreamed' the previous season or two to make things convenient for the writers. They're just lucky they didn't charge for cell phone votes this time - the whole thing was probably just meant to generate traffic to the CBS website. Otherwise, they left out flying pickle juice and flying water from fight day, Julie wore her worst ensemble yet, and the phrase 'crap my pants' was introduced to her boudoir. The best part of the show was when they crossed their audio lines: when Allison was asked her thoughts about Ryan winning HOH, we heard Matt talking about the bathroom. That about sums things up for Wednesday's show: just another hoax in another season of hoaxes and failed 'twists'. They didn't deliver the promised revival but we now have three revived hamsters in there: one third of the current habitat has already been evicted.
Paired with Sheila
Ups for being a good sport and playing along in hide & seek. Otherwise it was more crude convo and more goony faces, and more of his hands in places nobody wants to know about. He tried to stir up some more Matt/Natalie action in the next bed tonight, but Matt snapped at him to knock it off.
Paired with James
She was barely around today, except when it was bubble bath time. I still don't understand why she was boiling water for James' bath, but it was funny to see what kids they really are. They made out awhile, then ate candy, then got into the bath where she kept accusing him of pooping. Whatever the deal is about trying to protect her steamy stuff with James, there are definitely some peculiar lines drawn: she talks all the time about her sexcapades, about hoping there's a bunch of cocaine at the wrap party, and she's still getting nekkid most days.
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD - HOLDS VETO
Paired with Chelsia
So much for coming back to play an 'honorable' game, at least if he carries out one of his various backdoor threats. His revival and HOH power seem to have gone to his head this time, to the point where he's getting cocky & condescending. At one point when explaining his plans to Sharon he said 'let me put it in layman's terms' like she was having trouble following (she wasn't). What he doesn't seem to realize is the first one to the jury has the longest to stew over it, and the longest to work the others. If he gets sneaky now, it probably won't help him in the long run. He also said he needed the bath with Chelsia because his butt was stinky, and "it burns".. gee, thanks for sharing.
Paired with Neil Sharon
He's still laying low, probably due to tomorrow's possibilities, but his is the one name that hasn't come up, at least not that I've heard. Once the various plans made the gossip rounds he perked up a bit, doing some dancing and playing along with hide & seek. He said at one point he was afraid to look in anymore cupboards for Natalie since she scared him by being under the sink, where she shouldn't have been able to fit. He also got a bit cocky when he heard the Matt news, saying he can't wait to see him freak out.. that's why many of us wish it would be Josh instead.
Paired with Natalie
He's parannoying (© BB5 Diane) again and with good reason again. As things stand now, he'll be nominated yet again and James says he'll boot him out if there's a tie vote. Things change a lot in there though, as we know, and there's no telling yet who'll walk the plank on Wednesday. He told Ryan he wouldn't campaign against him, but that's what he told Alex too and then did. He let Natalie tweeze his unibrow and played along for hide & seek, obviously having a good time but pretending otherwise. He gets a late Runner-up Line of the Day award when he couldn't sleep and said, 'These naps be-fuckle me.'
Paired with Matt
She really turned a dull evening into a good time tonight and it was great watching how much fun she had hiding in place after place. It was too funny seeing her knee poking out of the towels she (mostly) hid under, but that's Natalie. Not many could get away with pigtails and kneesocks but she pulls them both off perfectly and they just add to her charm. As far as 'going back for more' with Matt and 'letting him use her', I say why care? She's doing what she says she likes to do, and despite his routine about being afraid she'll show up at his door with a U-Haul, I don't think she has happy ever after dreams about him. At any rate, they're both consenting adults and nobody's forcing anyone to do anything.
Jen's boyfriend Paired with Allison
He also got tweezed by Natalie and was a great accomplice in helping her find some good hidey spots. His mood lifted a bit when he heard about the changes in James' plans, and he wasn't too good at hiding it. I hope he's still around when they get cards: it'll be fun to watch him play poker and try to bluff.
Paired with Jacob (her ex) Joshuah
Yep, she's still there.
Paired with Adam
Somebody really needs to play a recording of her spiel back to her - maybe hearing herself would shut her up for awhile.. nothing else seems to. She did let out a couple new tidbits today, saying her son found out about her having been in Penthouse when he was in middle school and his buddies saw it on her MySpace. She also said a neighbor had called Child Protective Services on her about him smoking. (I usually like to leave out the innocent bystanders, but she keeps bringing him up.) Other than that, she's on the same tired reruns and it's irritating to listen to her. She needs wine, or she needs the feeds to stay off her.
Paired with Ryan
She called it manipulation - I call it emotional blackmail with a lot of 'poor me' thrown in. One of the most delusional hamsters ever (and that's saying something), she's the poster girl for Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It. She did give us some confrontation doozies and fireworks deluxe but trust her, like one million percent, she does not care.
Revive-a-Hamster winner & loser
Paired with Amanda
He started out looking like he was on board with Matt's showmance plan and CBS picked up that angle, but then we got to know a bright, charismatic, and goofy guy who had everything going for him in there except his partner. His diplomacy was remarkable and he might have gone the distance, but he went out as another casualty of 'Til Death Do You Part'.
Paired with Alex
She began with hysterics & drama and was at the center of the biggest BB fight ever, but she went out with more of a whimper than a bang. Her moods dropped as fast as her blood sugar but to her credit, she rebounded just as fast. She & Allison had dual 911 events, but Amanda's collapse brought unexpected (and uniformed) guests into the habitat and onto the air.
Ryan's girlfriend/Paired with Parker
She & Ryan could have gone far if she hadn't opened her mouth in the first days. She made loads of enemies in a short time and took Parker down with her. She'll be remembered for super-quickie sex in the bathroom and a rash on her backside.. hmm, coincidence?
Paired with Jen
He was good watching at first til he gave up and went on strike. He bounced back a bit at the end but his doom came early when partner Jen couldn't keep her trap shut about her & Ryan. She had to go, and he was just the innocent bystander casualty. 'I'm sick of people's dumbass assinine ass comments' might be Line of the Season.
Paired with Joshuah
He left suddenly and mysteriously but wrote on his MySpace that he didn't leave for health reasons and that he won't be back. He seems like a good guy and I wish him well.. he's probably lucky he got out when he did, unscathed.
Paired with Sharon (his ex)
Gone before the feeds kicked in: he didn't even make an appearance. All that potential for rehashing their breakup and/or a jealous rage up in smoke. To make it worse, he & Sharon didn't even get an exit interview in Julie's boudoir - how rude!
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Veto meeting is probably Sunday - more of the same til then (and I do mean the same)
No food comp this week
James is Head of Household
Sheila & Ryan are nominated
James holds veto
Evictees are surfacing: sequester is over for them
Finale is April 29 but 'subject to change'
First place earns $500k, second gets $50k. The others earn $750 a week, including jury sequester weeks for those that go there
Wednesday's eviction/no eviction show dropped to fourth place with a 3.9 rating and 6 share, behind 'Deal or No Deal' on NBC with 6.7/11, 'The Moment of Truth' on Fox with 6.6/11, and 'Wife Swap' on ABC with 4.0/7.
Sunday, March 16 at 8pm: HOH comp, nominations and assorted dramas
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Sex: 3 (all Jen/Ryan)
Oral: 4 (all Natalie/Matt)
Self-service: 3 (James, Adam, Matt)
Makeout session pairings: 4
Nekkid makeout pool orgy: 1
Nekkid party favor: 3
(Natalie, James, Chelsia)
Nekkid party trick: 2 (James, Natalie)
Ambulance rides: 2 (Amanda, Allison)
Returned evictees: 3
(Sharon, Ryan, James)
Revive-a-Hamster vote hoaxes: 1
Major fights: too many to count
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