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|8/31/05 - Day 60
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Good morning April
Big Brother wakes them up at 9am for no known reason
America's new sweetheart April greets the day by excavating her nose for a good long time for us, just hours after she called all us fans pieces of shit on Tuesday's show
She, Ivette & Maggie start trashing Janelle first thing, especially when they flip on their tv and see she's up before them again.. April starts in on James too.. it's going to be a long day in the habitat
April (to Maggie): I wish you would talk to him, tell him 'Why should I vote Howie out instead of you?'
April: Will you do it?
April: He won't shut up.. he's annoying as shit!
April: What did you say in your blog?
Howie's as good natured as always even though he's on the block (and as overlooked for his good nature as always).. they record their farewells.. Maggie has a constipated look today, making pinched faces at most everything & everyone.. April continues stressing on her blog in earnest
April: It was the hardest thing to say something to him (James)
April: Something decent? Yea!
Howie: I told him I loved him man, he's the best player
Ivette: He's the best player in Big Brother history
Howie: He's an awesome player
Needless to say, Hamsterwatch gloves are off with April, and I hope she visits this site.. she'll likely deny that she's said or done anything bad in there, but I don't make this stuff up
The photo wall is a blinking changing gallery of HOH digicam pics, delighting them all.. April finally gets her cam and they mug like crazy, like a big happy family.. that lie will be perpetuated some more when CBS posts this week's pics
Everyone seems to have a good time.. Janelle takes as many as she poses for, saying "cute" after each click.. (note what she's wearing)
I dare CBS to show some guts and air this - show them for who they are
It's one of the ugliest incidents we've had in awhile, and that's saying something.. Ivette sucks up and scrubs veto symbols like Cinderella as Maggie glares.. April & James come and go, instigating like crazy
Ivette: And she says she doesn't want to do 'Playboy'? Please!
Maggie: I don't think someone half naked should be photographed together with the Bible
James: She told me she's been on the cover of 'Playboy'
James: I wonder who's gonna start getting blamed for everything after I go?
Half naked?? See above for Janelle 'half naked' - and note Maggie's wearing the same thing
Janelle comes out and looks through the pics - she doesn't seem at all happy like a minute ago and she leaves again
(they say Janelle's erasing pics)
April: Don't let her have it anymore!
April: That just shows how much of a whore she is, so I'm just gonna..
James: You can't say that word April, remember?
James: I kind of find it almost flattering that people hate someone that much but I'm still going
April: I don't hate anybody
Maggie (looking at pics): Erase
Janelle: You guys aren't going to erase any, are you?
James poses, takes a shot of the very cozy three, and checks the camera - April had asked him to check for deletions
April: Let me see if she erased any right quick.. I know she did
I'm not going to say James deleted some pics, but I wouldn't put it past him so something else could be blamed on Janelle.. and by the way, April's deleting pics she doesn't like as she goes
Watch the videos: These links will launch your RealPlayer - it may take a few seconds
part 1 Half naked with the Bible (watch Maggie's face)
part 2 That just shows how much of a whore she is
part 3 Should I do a porno picture? If you want.. go with Janelle
Another quick cuddle, then Ivette starts doing mass amounts of laundry as they prepare to move downstairs.. April has an epiphany and Maggie revives her Lies Of Omission Disclaimer.. James drags in his suitcase
Ivette: I'm gonna grab all Janelle's stuff in the trashcan and dump it on her bed
Maggie: Why don't you just leave it in the trashcan next to her bed?
April: I can't believe I called her that.. I've officially.. I'm in trouble
Maggie: But you know what, no one can tell.. I'm sure it won't be on
Watch the video: April's in trouble She's already said "she's a slut" and "the fans are pieces of shit" on tv along with countless bleeps.. what's one more "whore"? Let's not even go into all the update & chat sites, videos, etc with her constant pottymouth
Maggie & Ivette go on a cleaning rampage: Maggie wears a napkin/bib to wash dishes & bottles while Ivette empties the fridge and cupboards.. they bitch about the mess non-stop, blaming everyone up to and including clean-freak Rachel.. the atmosphere is thick & tense, it's like a passive-aggressive training video.. when they finish James comes along and cooks himself a meal
James joins Maggie outside - she's got Beau's Bible - James works her easily and transparently, poking at her tough outer shell with game talk, then getting her to converse normally as he asks her about books & babies - she likes Tom Clancy & toddlers - he says something about newborns and she says "eewww"
Note: earlier Beau asked Janelle not to move the paper/bookmark in his Bible, that his momma gave it to him.. she says ok and she never has.. he says well it was on the table before
They get some quarters and their recent behavior is rewarded with toys: April & Janelle play Jenga, Beau plays Bedazzler.. subtle but deadly digs keep flying at Janelle but they don't affect her, plus she has her pal Howie.. Ivette's won a catered dinner for them all.. Janelle gave one of her quarters to Maggie, saying "sharing is caring"
Beau's Bible again
James joins a sulky Ivette outside and finds a piece of paper - it's got a psalm number written on it (I wish I'd caught which one)
It's obviously Beau's Bible bookmark - Maggie's the one who had his Bible out there but just wait, Janelle will likely get blamed for almost losing it
They make little clay versions of themselves and bake them, then the real dinner arrives: they couldn't decide what kind to get and Ivette was acting like a martyr about her first prize win, telling them to get what THEY want.. Janelle suggested getting two types so everyone would be happy.. there's a ton of food and everyone is happy, but they bitch about her "taking over" later anyway
Janelle isn't too perky as she & Howie count up how many quarters were found today and total (for a possible future comp question).. Maggie tells Beau to hang around Howie so he can't strategize or study with Janelle tonight, and to tell him about the sympathy vote plan.. April says she's been so stressed all day, she screwed up her blog and couldn't finish it, that all that food will go right through her - it hits as she's saying so and she runs to the bathroom
Maggie (to Beau): Why don't you sleep in Howie's bed tonight?
April & Maggie find four more quarters in HOH room.. they decide not to let Howie & Janelle know, and to save them for the next quarters round for better prizes, which they say they'll split.. they decide not to tell Ivette & Beau either
Janelle's recovered from her funk.. she puts on her best ditz to entertain Howie & Beau outside with stories about aliens and impersonations of BB3's Lori - it's good stuff - Beau tells a ghost story of his own.. Maggie comes out to make sure her minion's on the job and say good night.. she tries a joke by telling Howie he's leaving
Howie (after the abduction story): Did they bang you?
Howie: You're cute when you're stupid, Janey
Janelle: When I was little I used to get abducted every day
Beau: How often did it happen?
Janelle: Every night until I was 3, 4, 5, 6, maybe 7
Maggie: I don't know tv, can you say dick?
Maggie: How come you can say bitch and not dick?
Janelle: You can say fucking!
Maggie: Ok good night
Howie/Janelle: Good night
Janelle: 14 PIECES OF CANDY!
Howie: 16 PIECES OF CANDY!
Watch the video: Abducted by aliens
Ivette sits with James for awhile on his last night.. he goes under when Ivette baits Janelle about money, men & moms - Janelle rallies back like a champ.. Maggie & April continue their creepy ritual they've titled Tickle, as they hate & parannoy about James, Ivette & Janelle.. April worries about how much trash she's talked in Diary
James: What'd you do to your eyes?
Ivette: It's mascara
Janelle: I'm not wearing any
Ivette: Are you serious?
Janelle: Well, I have dark eyelashes I guess.. lucky me!
Maggie: Have you been ripping on people in there (Diary)?
Maggie: I won't get any airtime, I'm not good at it
April: Me either
April: When someone doesn't like me there should be a valid reason for it
Ivette: It's going to happen, welcome to the real world
April: It's never happened to me
April: I want to know why he doesn't like me
April: I want to know what he says about me
Beau gives facials to his new late night buddies.. they mug in the mirror and frolic a bit.. Janelle has an extra-cute moment winking at Howie, even with mud on her face - it would drive them mad upstairs
Beau finally goes home but Howie's restless again & worried about tomorrow's eviction or HOH, so he goes back out to his box, unpacks it all, lines it with more towels than last time, and goes in.. he does the scolding thing again then comes back out, packs everything back into the box, and cleans up
Howie (inside): C'mon, get a woody
Howie (inside): C'mon, get a fucking woody fercrissake
Howie (after): That was horrible.. pathetic
I don't care who wins, I'm just here for the cheap entertainment - the cheaper, the better
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