||8/30/05 - Day 59
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Strike a pose
Ivette's is the crucifix look - we all feel pretty much splayed out, as well as played by now
It's become an exhausting job to watch the feeds lately: James' attempts to save himself go on & on.. the coven's hate spewing goes on & on, outdone only by fans' hate spewing - I'm no better, I realize this - there's no fun to be found anywhere
Maggie & April get weirder & creepier every day - they're parannoying about James, about Ivette, about Janelle, and about us.. they stroke each other a lot
Maggie: Is my nipple showing?
Maggie: I said to Jennifer one of the first days 'I think we have the same sense of humor' and she never talked to me again
Yesterday she told James he has the same sense of humor as her too.. odd that after two months there's no evidence she's got a sense of humor at all
Mostly they sit around and complain about how bored they are and talk about their bodily functions.. they make a lot of threats to do semi-interesting stuff - play charades, play Coasters, confront each other - but it's always something they'll do "later" - they never go through with it
Janelle has a little oops incident: she tells everyone she was putting lotion on her legs earlier and apparently forgot her bikini bottom.. she pulled her shorts down to lay in the sun, realized her mistake, and looked up to meet James' eyes.. naturally Ivette has to do a replay.. James claims he didn't see anything but in two months we haven't seen him smile like this - most of us weren't even aware he had teeth before now
Lunchtime chat is Brazilian waxes, then Janelle, Howie, Ivette & James talk about prior BBs again even though Ivette & James have denied seeing them.. they discuss various hamsters past.. Janelle reminds them about BB5 - Diane vs. Holly, Nakomis' 5 Finger Plan (James says "thanks a lot for coming up with that") and the all important focal point last year, the Pinky Swear.. James' wheels start turning
Then James has an interesting talk with Janelle in the pimp room: he asks her if she'll give him a sympathy vote and demonstrates "April having a heart attack" when she finds out it isn't unanimous.. I don't catch her response (but it's ok, it's only Tuesday) but it seems affirmative? Then he goes to Ivette but tells it slightly differently
James to Ivette: She said 'do you think he'd be mad if I gave you a sympathy vote?'
James: Janelle pinky swore a sympathy vote
Around now I'm thinking James is a genius after all: if he gets Janelle to throw him a vote and gets Ivette & Beau back on board, then he'd slip through again AND form a powerful Final Four who could easily take out Maggie & April.. Howie would be a casualty but Janelle would stay and have a good shot at the endgame - Howie wouldn't begrudge her that - and we'd at least have a watchable month with some serious gameplay and an unpredictable jury.. things are looking up again, kind of
Beau gives Howie a haircut - fond memories of Marvin's logo touch-ups and Nik's ever-changing do's - but it's dull and clippers-noisy.. even Howie keeps falling asleep
Catfight at the hot tub?! Skeletal April & Ivette start going at it but alas, hopes are dashed not once but twice when the spat fizzles, and then Maggie & Beau join them and Ivette tells them everything James said
April: I need to lose five pounds, I don't know if I can do it without smoking
Ivette: Are you going to start smoking again?
Ivette: Really? Like you 'weren't a smoker' before? Don't start on me, bitch!
Maggie: I hope you guys are in a good mood, cuz I'm feeling irritable
They proceed to trash James for continuing to be so slimey, and Janelle for talking to him and for breathing.. it looks like James' last gasp has been gasped and these four will go on & on ad nauseum (literally).. they've had a strong hatred for Janelle since Day 1 when James told Ivette that Janelle had said something bitchy about her (which he made up) and he's continued to fuel that fire of hatred in them since, especially these last few days.. it's his own fault that it's backfired on him now, but too bad for Jedi and/or Janelle supporters that we'll probably lose her next time these witches have the upstairs room, and we'll be able to thank him for it in large part
Not bath buddies
Ok, so I'm biased.. maybe these guys are making an effort at bath buddies but it's just not the same.. it's not fun at all
Maggie eats M&Ms, scolds them for getting soap near their eyes and keeps trying to foist safety towels on them.. she's all serious and all business, except when she's making peculiar remarks about her new ethnic friends
Maggie: Be careful, there's still some soap near your eyes
Maggie: What do you mean Cuban, I thought you were American?
Maggie: We can see what Beau-Beau looks like with hair
Maggie: Hey Beau-Beau, why don't you grow out your 'fro
Maggie: You look like a Muslim
Various combinations of Howie, Janelle & James show up downstairs here & there but I can't get a feed to stay unfrozen on them, and Howie's got the noisy clippers again, tending to his body hair, so I'm forced back to these dweebs.. April & Maggie get trés cozy as Beau lubes up, then piles onto Maggie.. what fun
They keep up an endless barrage of sex chat, forgetting if they've agreed on "coochy juice" or "Cuban juice" etc.. Janelle hatred continues of course.. this time it's April doing the petting - the camera crew is mesmerized by it, so is Maggie by the looks of it
As April & Maggie's dark roots keep growing, downstairs Janelle touches up hers again cuz she remembered to bring supplies to do so
Today's videos are from the mature people upstairs - likely our Final Four - the righteous morality group and their slumber party this evening.. they can deny to themselves all they want, but their behavior & language is being lovingly preserved by Hamsterwatch as a permanent reminder of what they do in that house.. c'mon CBS, show some guts and air the real truth one of these days
These links will launch your RealPlayer - it may take a few seconds
part 1 sibling-type chants, body pileups, goosings, farts, Beau gets injured
part 2 Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, cocaine and slow-arriving fishies*
part 3 Examining Beau's injury, April's "jacked-up buttcrack" and her tail
part 4 April sits on Ivette's face and gives a spelling lesson: W-E-L-P!
* It's funny how they ridiculed Janelle for asking Michael about Britney - they seem fascinated by her behind their closed door - Janelle was likely just snubbing Maggie's 'ask him what's going on in the world' anyway
Howie's jack in the box
After Sunday night he said he was going to jerk it every night, but then he skipped the very next night
Not to worry, Howie returned to the patio box he'd scoped out awhile back and did his business, kind of
First he has to unpack it - a lot of stuff ended up in there since the other day - then he lines it with a few towels
Then in he goes.. I know these are distant pics - Hamsterwatcher Kris sent some closer ones (thanks!) but I think it's probably better this way, all things considered
He has his mic in there with him along with his lotion, condom, and tissues and he can be heard saying "c'mon woody".. he whistles a lil tune too - it doesn't sound like he's being successful - here's where your bonus video comes in.. the cam crew was having too much fun with this, it was kinda mean
But then he's done! and pleased.. and has to repack everything back into the box
He packs it all back in, picks up after himself, and heads back inside.. the packing & unpacking took longer than the deed
He tells Janelle he's done it and she goes off to bed.. he goes off to the kitchen and eats a bunch of stuff.. when he's scarfing down the taco chips he's talking to himself "Oh my god I'm gonna puke.. what a fat piece of shit, jesus!" Janelle joins him for a bit and they go off to bed.. both have trouble getting to sleep
Today's must-click special: BB6 Park for August 30 by TD
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Bonus must-click special: JanellePierzina.org a new Janelle fan site
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TV10 please come back to us
It's all so trivial really.. New Orleans is the reality show we should be paying attention to right now
Kaysar will be on 'Young & Restless' October 5.. apparently he's rejected Hamsterwatch's invitation to post here in favor of being Nakomis' replacement on the CBS site - I can't blame him, they pay (but I'm taking it personal anyway: I was on his side way more than they were)
Three weeks, seven of them, but only six shows left
I don't much care right now how much they're skewing it or not: it's a train wreck no matter how they air things. I still think Janelle & Howie are portrayed as a snooty blonde bitch and an arrogant eejit respectively, and I wouldn't like either of them if I only had the show to go by. I wouldn't like the rest of them either and I'd have long given up on the show by now if I wasn't committed to seeing it through.. I still might. Feedsters were happy to see Ivette cry on Tuesday which is a little cruel.. I'd have preferred they share more of her hate spewing with viewers. 'The Friendship' was mentioned at least six times and Maggie still seems to be their pick for who we're supposed to like and/or feel sorry for, next to James of course, still teacher's pet likely cuz they can't even figure out if he's going to pull it off again or not. April & Ivette's constant bitching about Diary is coming back to haunt them in a big way: April's immortal words 'fans who watch this show are all pieces of shit' and 'America made a bad, stupid decision' were bad, but I wish I could be there when she finds out how wrong she was with 'America cannot like Janelle, I'm sorry' - gosh I'm sorry April, but you're the one America (and international viewers) do not like. Instead of calling us names for that, try looking at yourself for a change: you're simply not likeable.
HEAD of HOUSEHOLD
That's right April, America doesn't like you. Glad it finally sunk in. Just another month or so til you find out the others in the habitat don't like you either. It's one thing to be constantly picking your nose on camera - it's something else entirely to be spewing venom about everyone as soon as they're out of sight. Surely you don't think you're the only that does that in there, April? Hamsterwatchers, be sure to check today's link of the day for a personalized message just for you from April herself!
He's more obnoxious every day but he's a little less vicious than the others. He got off easy on tonight's show by being absent during the hateful pity party. Nobody would notice if he disappeared from the house except Ivette, and that's only cuz she's counting her million bucks already.
He's barely on the feeds anymore since they focus so heavily on the coven, and when he is it's cuz he's doing something obnoxious or stupid; or showering, shaving, or picking his teeth. Janelle would have a good chance of going to Final Four if she'd cut him loose, but Ivette's not gonna let that happen and Janelle probably wouldn't abandon him at this stage of the game anyway. Late night Howie-in-the-box was just sad, even to me.
She hasn't won anything and America doesn't like her best: it's about time that sunk in. She could have redeemed herself today a bit by biting on James' suggestion/offer to keep him in and aligning herself & Beau with him & Janelle, but she knows she's got a better chance against duds April & Maggie so she's sticking to them and adding to feedsters' distaste for the whole sorry mess.
He's still working it at this late date: his desperation about not wanting to look for a job in October knows no bounds. He thinks he's working Ivette against her co-crones but unfortunately for him & for Janelle, Ivette's not biting and is just using the opportunity to trash both him & Janelle further to her fellow world-class trashers. If he whined anymore about getting backdoor'd and evicted it'd be too pathetic for words.. ahh nevermind, it already is.
I didn't see her much on the feeds again cuz they focus mostly on the coven upstairs, and she's not nearly as fun as she used to be anyway. It's natural in there: none of them are. She continues to give her enemies all the ammunition they need to hate her, but she's inspiring in how much it doesn't affect her. She pants'd herself today but only James saw it and that's just as well. Once in awhile the show portrays her as the fun, mostly positive, and smart person she is but more often they're still just showing her nasty side, making her look on tv like the stuck up bitch her detractors say she is. They could air 90% Janelle on the show and have a gigantic hit on their hands and they know it, but they give Maggie, Ivette & April way more air time: why? Who did she piss off at CBS or Shapiro/Grodner anyway? I wonder if we'll ever know.
Flag bearer for 'The Friendship' and little more, wait til she finds out it's all on camera, all the time: every hateful word that comes out of her mouth, every time she claims to be disgusted by Howie or Janelle's talk then turns around and says 'fuck this' and 'fuck that' it's heard & recorded.. every time she talks about 'cooch juice' and asks for details about Beau's sexual habits it's preserved for posterity to remind her that she's the biggest hypocrite in town. The fact that she's surrounded herself by, and continues to swear allegiance to such continually negative people says it all. I'm no better when I talk about her and I realize that, but c'mon - she complains that 'a lot of the things (in Janelle's phone call) weren't very intellectual'? She doesn't seem to be able to have a conversation that isn't anything but hate and other 4 letter words. She seems to think it's each of her enemies' fault that she doesn't know much about them but she's the one who's hidden out since the beginning and barely spoken to anybody but her little den of nasties unless she has to.
Half of the oddest pairing since Oscar & Felix, she did her best but went to bed too early to make it all happen. She's not the most fun hamster by a long shot, but she's one of the most decent and I wish her well.
She wanted to 'stir up the house like Kaysar did' but instead she stirred up everyone with a whopper of a lie to America's Choice, and she took out his partner with a huge lie of omission. So long Jenn and remember, roses really smell like poo poo.
America's Choice by 82% (at least) but he was out 4th and 6th. He turned the game on its ear, took out an emperor, and fell for Janelle overnights but was taken out by the cheerleader who took out his partner because she cried. He's a class act and did it all with brains, humor and integrity.
She was too young & too naive to be in there but held up well considering she played with the boyfriend from hell. I'm glad she got out early and alive.
Maybe the poorest loser in BB history but he gave us the best fight sequence. He said it nonstop but he never understood that 'it's just a game'.
Not blameless but not the villain they made him out to be either. He had funny voices, 'The Continental' and Janelle - plus the best hoax of the season.
There's never much to say about the first out except they're gone. She blabbed too much so she wouldn't have lasted long but she was fun while she was there.
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