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Jordan is Head of Household
Lydia & Natalie are nominated

Which additional food item should Have-nots get with slop?
Cucumbers & carp
Mince meat & marshmallows
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Tuesday's Chima show tied for first with a 2.9 rating and 6 share, with 'America's Got Talent' on NBC, ahead of 'Shaq Vs' on ABC and 'More to Love' on FOX, tied for third with 1.7/5.
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Veto comp & meeting will be live on Thursday

CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8

Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday

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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index

The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies

Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie

Food comps determine living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on (now over); cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.

Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.

Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).

The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.


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  Day 45 - August 18, 2009       Bookmark and Share

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    Counting cards, counting votes

    They've mentioned poker, but so far I've only seen the cards used for studying, solitaire, war, speed and bullshit, plus a couple card tricks that didn't really work.. I'd like to see them go back to grown-up games like poker, spades or euchre, but those days might be over

    Natalie got her phone call: she said it was her dad but from her description, they talked mostly about the boyfriend who may or may not exist - who cares either way? Lydia keeps chipping away at her, like she does, and it may or may not be having any effect.. Jeff tried to stop cussing for a little while, unsuccessfully.. he & Jordan still aren't much fun, and Michele was caught crying alone in her room, muttering, and was immediately called to Diary - they love to catch those vulnerable moments

    They still haven't played for veto, which led me to believe they'll do it live on Thursday as originally planned, and apparently a Showtime crawl tonight confirmed same.. there's lots of buzz about an endurance comp that night, but they have a food comp vote underway now and food comps don't happen if they have endurance footage for the Sunday show, plus it's hard to fathom how they'd tear down a veto comp and install an endurance in 15 minutes, but we'll find out soon enough

    The evening brought wine and card games, which finally did lead into a fun poker game with all but Jordan, who slept upstairs - she was PMS-y and/or sulking after Jeff scolded her about waffling for no reason.. Lydia wandered off, then Kevin, then Russell stomped off after losing, leaving just Jeff & Natalie to wrap up and move out to play pool, which turned interesting after a couple hours when Jordan joined, and the three of them started dealing

    Feeds highlights

    If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page

    8/18 - 3.10pm - F3/4 - Kevin & Lydia sex chat (to intimidate Natalie?)
    8/18 - 5.03pm - Quads - Michele & Jeff meeting
    8/18 - 5.30pm - Quads - Natalie makes a pitch to Jeff
    8/18 - 11.50pm - F3/4 - Jordan kind of confronts Michele, and long game chat
    8/19 - 12.35am - F1/2 - Natalie says Jessie loved her, and bonds with Jorff & Michele
    8/19 - 2.15am - F1/2 - Natalie & Jorff get into game chat, and deal
    (times are approximate tonight - I didn't double-check them)

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    Daily Ratings - Natalie's Next Stage edition

    Ratings are based on entertainment value

    Tuesday's was a fun show, chock full of drama & action, and I'll even overlook things like the tacked-on voiceovers telling Chima to put on her mic that didn't happen, and her likely way-too-fast exit, but it's their show and they can spin things how they want. I was pleased to see they finally aired someone taking them on and even though she lost the battle, Chima gave it a good fight as evidenced by their clipdown segment of her rebellious moments, many of which were warranted. Somebody went through several mics one year - maybe it was Dr. Will on BB7? - and laughed each time, but the drowned mic seems to be the official reason for Chima going and it's now become fact (despite the fact that she talked about quitting for a couple days).

    The Psycho Lydia segment was fun but a letdown after seeing the real deal, even though 'coup de crap' was great. They forgot to mention the $20 cosmetics concessions or explain how Lydia sobered up and got pink hair instantaneously, let alone how night turned to day for the golf comp, but the kooky golf outfits were terrific. The most telling moment of this show was Russell's Diary when he said what a man Jeff had been for throwing the HOH comp to Jordan.. umm, let us review: Major Fight #1 of the season was Russell going after Jeff for throwing a comp way back in the first days, and about how it's all about the principle that you NEVER throw a competition for any reason. But wait, an overnight revelation from Natalie to Jorff came up that that one was fake too. Finally, I am anxiously awaiting the premiere of the Dae Yum Yum Show any day now on CBS.

    Team Jock Won: Hawaii trip

    It's gotten to be a pattern for this section of the page: a few good one-liners today but fun Jeff is pretty much absent lately. He even snapped at Jordan tonight which probably really upset those who have been planning their wedding, and he played cards & pool alone with Natalie for a long time which likely upset the wedding planners even more. But that's nothing to the worming-in that Natalie did later, and Jeff getting so perturbed at Jordan spilling everything that he left them alone together - not the most effective way to put an end to the spillage.

    Team Popular

    She's only saved from negative for passing up wine and sleeping through poker because she's Jordan, and because she finally got up to join Jeff & Natalie with Michele later. Even though Jordan went into her usual TMI stories for them, she came in at the end of Natalie's hour to shine, and then proceeded to spill everything she knew about BB11 to Natalie. And then she invited her in to their group.

    Team Offbeat Won: $10,000

    I know he's still in there because I caught him with a rare big smile during cards, but he couldn't get the gist of hold'em over regular poker and he toddled off to bed. Otherwise he's pretty much a non-houseguest still, psst pssting aside.

    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV,
    1 week Captain Unitard

    Her psycho act was a big part of tonight's show but she's been plain ol' CAPTAIN UNITARD on the feeds since her big blowup. She keeps chipping away at Natalie and at times it seems like she's making some headway knocking her down psychologically, but Natalie trumped in the late night by cozying up with Jeff and then Jordan & Michele, and then sealing the deal with Jeff & Jordan.. and Lydia slept through it all. I predicted she might be the next eviction simply for damage control (since even CBS has reason to be worry about McCartney caliber lawyers), and now it's starting to look like a real possibility.

    Team Brain

    She had a sad moment today that seemed to be triggered by the stress of the habitat, and she got a little sippy tonight over cards but she wasn't very fun about it. Like Kevin, she gets a lot more air time on the show than makes sense for the amount of dull she is on the feeds. She too suffered collateral damage from cabat cadoo since she didn't get to play in the veto turned HOH comp with all the cash and prizes, but nobody ever accused Big Brother of being fair.

    Team Jock Won: Phone call

    The only thing funnier than the sheer quantity of lies she tells is how every one of them seems to swallow every word. She actually seemed to convince them that she played in the World Series of Poker using a fake ID, that she routinely plays poker at casinos by using a magic wristband that prevents her from getting carded, and that Jessie said he loved her. Jeff in particular got a bit sketchy once she moved onto game chat, but Natalie just keeps talking a blue streak whenever she opens her mouth, and sooner or later somebody falls in. Tonight it was Jordan.

    Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage

    I didn't see much of him at all today except when he grilled dinner (a non-scored, non-Smackdown event), and when he yelled at Natalie for losing at poker.

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too.

    Team Jock Won: $2,500
    He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone!

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most.

    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig
    Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team.

    BB10 Brian Hart
    Team Brain
    BB8 Jessica Hughbanks
    Team Popular
    BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis
    Team Offbeat

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    Jeff to Lydia: Take it easy, Mrs Roper

    Lydia: Ever seen a Cirque du Soleil show?
    Jeff: No, that I definitely want to
    Lydia: You should.. the Beatles Love, that one's epic

    Jeff: Pineapple could be my new swear word

    Lydia: Natalie, I don't think you should be sitting spread-eagle

    Natalie re Jeremy Piven: Nobody's had a celebrity show up in the house before
    [unless you count Sheryl Crow and Neil Patrick Harris]

    Michele alone, crying: So fucking hard, so fucking paranoid

    Jordan to Jeff, about getting relief: Maybe you need to go be Lydia's friend

    Jordan to Natalie: I love your honesty

    Natalie to Jorff: I have not lied to any of you guys

    Jordan to Jeff: Now I consider Natalie with us

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    Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
    -Jessie & Casey

    Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie

    Makeout pairings: ½ - Jeff/Jordan

    Nominee speech scorchers: 3
    -Chima, Casey, Ronnie

    Premature exits: 1 - Chima

    Major fights: 10
    -Natalie vs. Jeff
    -'Beaner' race wars starring
    -Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
    -Post-Braden eviction blowout
    -Everyone vs. Ronnie
    -Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
    -Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
    -Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
    -Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
    -Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff

    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden

    Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima

    'The Soup' mentions: 5 of 6 Fridays
    -Wedgie comp + Jessie
    -Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
    -Jordan's time-telling
    -Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
    -Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech


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    Big Brother 8
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
    Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
    Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
    Big Brother 7 All-Stars
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    Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
    Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
    Big Brother 5
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
    Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
    Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0

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