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Take a swig whenever someone bashes Jessie (the first attempt at this one was premature and usurped by creepy eulogies, but we needed to dry out for a couple days anyway)

Jordan is Head of Household
Lydia & Natalie are nominated

Which additional food item should Have-nots get with slop?
Cucumbers & carp
Mince meat & marshmallows
Churros & chitlins
Voting has ended

Tuesday's Chima show tied for first with a 2.9 rating and 6 share, with 'America's Got Talent' on NBC, ahead of 'Shaq Vs' on ABC and 'More to Love' on FOX, tied for third with 1.7/5.
Numbers are for adults 18-49
Rating = % of all TV households
Share = % of households watching TV

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Veto comp & meeting will be live on Thursday

CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8

Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday

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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index

The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies

Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie

Food comps determine living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on (now over); cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.

Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.

Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).

The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.


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  Day 46 - August 19, 2009       Bookmark and Share

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    Dog days

    Yep, I know it's a tacky pic, but lots of you like this stuff.. I was going to title this episode Crotch Shots but I figured that was going too far

    So far there's not been much fallout from Natalie joining the Jeff & Jordan camp, but it's still early.. most of this season has taken place after midnight, and since tomorrow's a big day for them all, I expect a busy night

    Jordan wrote her blog and the camera came out.. Lydia told Kevin a lot of family stories which she's already told others (in particular, Natalie) - he got a little perturbed at one point about not having heard some of it before, and he's been known to take such things badly: remember the "beaner" comment and subsequent race riot? Kevin wasn't mad about the word - he was upset because Braden hadn't buddied up enough to know that Kevin is "blackanese"

    The Fractured Foursome of Jeff, Jordan, Michele & Russell had a summit meeting in HOH where they accomplished nothing, and it carried on in the backyard with an hour of unintentional comedy full of he said/she said, Michele can't remember, and Jeff promising cake.. it still looks like Russell's a backdoor hopeful with Lydia going otherwise, but fallout from the Have Some Cake meeting could change plans later

    They got supplies to make tie-dye shirts: Lydia attempted to hijack the entire project but Michele, Kevin & Jeff managed to make their own shirts anyway.. as of 12.30am they still hadn't locked them in to build apparatus in the yard, so there's no telling what kind of comps Julie will be explaining tomorrow

    Feeds highlights

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    8/19 - 3.40pm - Quads - HOH anti-Russell summit plus Jordan in a towel
    8/19 - 5.00pm - F1/2 - Michele & Russell meet with Jeff & Jordan
    8/19 - 6.13pm - F1/2 - Jordan confronts Russell and Jeff & Michele join
    8/19 - 10.45pm - Quads - Tie-dye: inside on 1/2, outside on 3/4
    8/20 - 1.10am - F3/4 - Mimes

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    Daily Ratings - To The Dogs special edition

    Ratings are based on entertainment value
    I've been taking extra vitamins after giving ups only to Producers and Natalie yesterday - I could be coming down with something

    They seem to be very busy lately planting seeds in Diary - so busy that apparently they need to unwind at night by watching movies in the control room. Today's doggie theme was really inspired by Chima who I was thinking last week would be great as a standard poodle. She's gone but the idea was good enough to outlive her. Let the record state I'm being nice here by using a generic plywood doghouse, and not the pound or an evil cartoon dogcatcher.

    Team Jock Won: Hawaii trip

    Boxers appear tough but really they're the clowns of the canines. They're also goofy, loyal, very friendly, and sometimes a little clumsy. Jeff would definitely be a non-cropped, floppy-eared variety.

    Ups for comedy at the Fractured Foursome meeting including asking Michele to 'pinpoint a story' so he could take her side plus his closing cake line, for shunning Lydia's tie-dye expertise and making a nice shirt on his own, and for spontaneously making a Mentos fountain.

    Team Popular

    Papillons are pretty dogs with long fringy hair sprouting from their spectacular ears. They're sweet, dainty, playful and friendly, and are the smartest of the toy breeds (okay, matching dogs to hamsters isn't an exact science). This one is my personal assistant, iTrixie.

    In the past 24 hours she & Jeff have both blown up what little strategy they had, but Jeff was far more entertaining about it.

    Team Offbeat Won: $10,000

    I couldn't think of what breed suited him but he's famously 'blackanese' so I went with a mutt. They are often the most even-tempered dogs and that's easily his role in there.. especially since Ronnie left.

    Being a graphic designer, he made one of the nicest shirts, also without Lydia's supervision. He played some badminton with Natalie but stayed out of all confrontations and most game chat. Again.

    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV,
    1 week Captain Unitard

    I went with Chinese crested for their unexpected appearance, but I had to look up their temperament. I discovered they 'like to climb and dig holes' which pretty much sums her up.

    All signs indicate she's leaving tomorrow, including the fact that the one wearing a costume often wears it to Julie's boudoir. She tried to rule tie-dye hour with an iron (blue) fist, but luckily some of them ignored her and had fun anyway.

    Team Brain

    Border collie is an easy call here since they're the PhD's of the dog world who can run mental circles around most other breeds. Michele may lack their natural herding skills, but she could probably remember tricks with the best of them.. or wait, maybe not.

    Ups for unintentional comedy and loads of it today. Between her inability to repeat convos verbatim and the way she gets flustered when confronted about same, she made the Fractured Foursome meeting a highlight of this long and loony week. She finally scored a point in the Fractured Foursome meeting by getting Russell to admit he did say Jeff did a lousy workout - whew, glad that's finally settled! She also made a nice tie-dye shirt all by herself.

    Team Jock Won: Phone call

    Naturally she's a chihuahua, and a yappy one. She thinks and acts like she's huge and fierce when really she's a lot of bark in a tiny package - but that doesn't mean she can't mess you up with some serious ankle biting.

    Once again it's uncanny how she gets away with so much so often and I'm starting to think she might be hypnotizing them into believing all her crap. The funniest part of today's Fractured Foursome meeting was that the Tragic Trio could have easily eavesdropped, but Natalie didn't even bother nor did she send one of her minions to take notes.

    Team Jock Won: $10,000, Massage

    Rottweiler fits here both for size and reputation. Sure, they're big, strong and mean looking but they can be very nice dogs if properly handled. They're also immune to pain - or can appear so anyway - and are fiercely loyal & protective.

    He stood his ground during the meeting at which he was on trial, literally: he remained standing throughout while the other three sat down, which is the oldest psychological intimidation trick in the book.. and it's very effective. Michele still wants to put him up if she wins veto and got permission from Jordan to do so, so nothing much changed. He might be getting sick: he ended the night with chills & fever and said he felt lousy.. how would they catch something in there?

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too.

    Team Jock Won: $2,500
    He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone!

    Team Brain Won: Nothing
    He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most.

    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig
    Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'.

    Team Popular - Won: Nothing
    His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team.

    BB10 Brian Hart
    Team Brain
    BB8 Jessica Hughbanks
    Team Popular
    BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis
    Team Offbeat

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    BB10 Steven Daigle: The aftermath of Jeff's smart move in using America's granted power was ever so tasty and juicy that it had to be fattening and I am now 10 lbs heavier

    Russell about being boring: Internet viewers must hate us right now

    Jeff: What animal does pepperoni come from?

    Big Brother: Lydia, do not let your microphone get wet

    Jeff about Russell:
    So fuck him with the Final Four deal - we're Final Three anyway
    Every time I talk to him - I don't even talk to him anymore..

    Jeff to Russell: We're still on board for final four, right?

    Jordan to Jeff: Are you pooing?

    Jeff to Michele: Would you pinpoint a story please so I could take your side?

    Jeff: Okay, it's done, have some cake

    Jordan: Why do you have to tie them?
    Jeff: Because it's TIE-dye.. you tie it, then you dye it


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    Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
    -Jessie & Casey

    Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie

    Makeout pairings: ½ - Jeff/Jordan

    Nominee speech scorchers: 3
    -Chima, Casey, Ronnie

    Premature exits: 1 - Chima

    Major fights: 10
    -Natalie vs. Jeff
    -'Beaner' race wars starring
    -Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
    -Post-Braden eviction blowout
    -Everyone vs. Ronnie
    -Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
    -Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
    -Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
    -Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
    -Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff

    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden

    Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima

    'The Soup' mentions: 5 of 6 Fridays
    -Wedgie comp + Jessie
    -Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
    -Jordan's time-telling
    -Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
    -Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech


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    Big Brother 8
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
    Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
    Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
    Big Brother 7 All-Stars
    BBQ training sabbatical
    Big Brother 6
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
    Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
    Big Brother 5
    Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
    Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
    Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0

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