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POWER STATUS
Jordan is Head of Household
Lydia & Natalie are nominated
Everyone's on slop today except Jordan (HOH) and Natalie (slop pass)
AMERICA'S CHOICE
Which additional food item should Have-nots get with slop this week?
> Jalapeno peppers & pepperoni
Which additional food item should Have-nots get with slop next week?
Cucumbers & carp
Mince meat & marshmallows
Churros & chitlins
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RATINGS WATCH
Sunday's show was first for the hour with a 2.8 rating and 9 share, ahead of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' on ABC with 1.4/5, 'The Simpsons'/'Family Guy' reruns FOX with 2.2/7, and 'Merlin' on NBC with 0.9/3.
Veto schedule remains uncertain
Natalie gets a phone call Tuesday
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB8 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.
Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.
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FAQ
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Food comps determine living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on (now over); cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
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Jordan's jeans
Nobody can say Jordan's fat but she has put on a few pounds in there, and while it bothers her some (and Lydia takes advantage of that), I've given her some good-natured poking from here since she enjoys her meals & snacks so muchHere she's trying to stretch out her now-tight jeans for nominations today.. as she cycled through her wardrobe choices, Michele said the purple top was good: "Purple is the color of royalty, the HOH queen" - Michele was in her purple hoodie
Lydia & Natalie knew they were going up and they did, with Natalie the target to go (or Russell as a backdoor veto replacement).. Kevin coached the girls about placating Jessie when they get to the jury house, since Russell overheard the three of them Jessie-bashing last night.. they also wondered why Diary didn't ask them about their elaborate lie intended to break up the HOH foursome
Russell's spa prize was delivered in the form of a backyard tent, table, bathrobe, and masseuse - he enjoyed it.. Jeff & Jordan got sucked into a paranoid waffle vortex most of the day but they rebounded a little for Showtime and were actually their old fun selves for a little while
Their day of slop, jalapenos & pepperoni ended at 9pm and they had a big meal by Russell (cooked inside unfortunately, even though the grill was accessible) - he and Jordan snacked into the night, and Ben & Jerry profited.. Jeff & Jordan finally got some time alone and studied what happened when, which got a little uncomfortable - let's just say Jeff shouldn't go into teaching.. Lydia woke up long enough to subtly & backhandedly berate Natalie a little more, and Kevin poked a little more kindling under them both
Feeds highlights
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If you missed it:
8/16 - 11.50pm - F3/4 - Natalie asks Lydia how many times she & Jessie hooked up
8/18 - 3.34pm - Quads - Michele reports to Jeff about Russell, plus medical ethics convo
8/18 - 6.32pm - Quads - Russells spa arrives plus fishies; massage follows on F3/4
8/18 - 6.51pm - F1/2 - Kevin visits Jordan (and Jeff)
8/18 - 9.46pm - F3/4 - Backyard funnies and pee stories
8/18 - 10.00pm - F3/4 - Jordan TMI hour with fishies, into Jordan & Jeff comedy
8/18 - 10.55pm - F3/4 - Kevin/Natalie tell Jordan about Chima's mic
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Daily Ratings - What Are You Wearing? special edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value.. you know the drill
  
We've reached the point of the season where their hand becomes more visible, if you pay attention to such things as comparing before & after Diary behavior, and if you listen to what they say about Diary before the fishies cut them off, or are a conspiracy theorist as I'm often accused of being. But I guess it is possible these hamsters are as illogical, erratic and stoopid as they seem. Strangely, for all the multitude of lies this season, we've really never had such an honest game: whatever happens, they all know about it within ten minutes. It's uncanny.P.S. I hate to admit it but I'm a little concerned about Jessie all alone there in the jury house with nobody to cook for him or clean up after him. He could be starving to death! Maybe he's craving a sandwich right now, but can only stare helplessly at a loaf of bread, wondering how to work it. |
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Team Jock Won: Hawaii tripHe found his fun for a little while tonight but it wasn't enough to counteract his massive case of paranoia and waffle fever all day.. he was a LOT more fun when he was on the losing side and living in the projects. On the upside, he's rarely seen wearing anything ridiculous unless required by law and/or for a comp. I'm willing to let him have the original full size of this pic for his modeling portfolio (even though there's no wife or minivan included) but somebody will have to let him know, since I'm not on the list of approved sites they're given when they get out. |
  
Team PopularHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD See Jeff, although she was a little bit more fun and a little less paranoid today, and she LOVED her evening cookie dough with a passion, so she gets qualified ups. I have a feeling that won't last though: after cycling through her wardrobe for Michele this morning, she ended up wearing her blankie again for much of the day. It's not her best look by far but I'm afraid it might be here to stay, like BB9 Sharon's blue thingy. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: $10,000Supposedly he made his 'big move' today, meaning he cozied up to Jeff & Jordan and hinted that he'd like to cut the ties with Lydia & Natalie, but he did it with his disarmed look that we've come to recognize as his nervousing outfit. He then did not report back to Lydia & Natalie, was called to Diary, and then did report to them.. I'm just sayin'. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV,1 week Captain Unitard NOMINATED She had most of the day off, but she tends to lay low when first nominated and then revs up later when it gets closer to veto and voting time.. somehow it's worked for her so far and probably will again. Despite my concerns for his survival this week, I'm grateful to her for making me revive the ill-fated Jessie-bashing drinking game - I figured it was a good one; I just launched it too soon the first time. I have to admit I like CAPTAIN UNITARD: the goggles & cape add a nice whimsical touch to the stale catsuit and she pulls it off well. |
 
Team BrainUps for giving us another literate blog and a nice discussion with Jeff about her work and related ethics issues: both a nice side effect of having Team Brain in there. Sure she's double-dipping with Russell, just like the other guys think they made up, but why shouldn't she & Russell have an insurance policy? It's not like Jeff or Jordan are going to drop each other in favor of their seconds, and anyway they're waffling all over town about possibly dumping Michele or Russell before the ickies. Michele's been dressing like a normal brainy lately and her 'purple is the color of royalty, the HOH queen' line while wearing purple was classic, but I'm afraid she's going to go back to awkward evening gowns and cooking heels any day now. |
 
Team JockNOMINATED It's not like it's a useful item on a resume, but she got herself into the BB record books today by getting nominated three times in five days. It wasn't enough that she wore her overnight do-rag kerchief all day, covering up Lydia's hours of braiding work, but she added her bag lady blanket and grouchy face to top it off. Later she stripped down to her undies and reminded everyone what a great body she has under all that sweatshirt crust, but she kept the kerchief. When it finally came off, she grabbed her crotch to remind us what a lady she is, and then she replaced the green kerchief with a yellow one and wore it to bed.. it'll probably still be on her head tomorrow. |
 
Team Jock Won: $10,000, MassageWe could all use a nice, stress-free hour or so at this point but at least somebody got it in the form of a professional massage and a new person to be around for an hour or so, even if she couldn't talk to him. He said it was his first ever deep tissue massage and he was a bit sore afterwards, but he was also relaxed to the point that he sounded drugged. After that he competed with Jordan to eat all the ice cream and sweets in the habitat, which is a considerable amount. He doesn't seem worried about all the talk surrounding him as a backdoor option, and I don't think he has any reason to be. |
    Team Brain Won: Nothing She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too. |
   Team Jock Won: $2,500 He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone! |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most. |
   Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Ross Mathews: I glow under pressure
Jordan about Lydia: It's good to keep her 'cause she's kind of a waste of space
Michele to Jordan: I'm not fabricating stuff or making up lies, just so you know..
Jeff to Jordan, about Michele: Where's your shadow?
Kevin: You know what is weirding me out? We're not being asked about LML
Lydia: Oh, the last minute lie?
Natalie: I know, I think they're gonna make that as if it happened later, after nominations.. [cut to fishies]
Natalie: Kevin is a dud
Russell about noms: That was so hard.. all I'm thinking is I'm sitting next to CAPTAIN UNITARD
Michele: If you don't have paranoia in this house, you're a cocky motherfucker
[about stem cell research]:
Jeff: Who the hell thinks of this stuff?
Michele: People who work too much [i.e. her]
Jeff: I was impressed when I made a Lego castle.. with instructions
Michele to Jeff: Whats wrong? You're acting Jeff-y again
Jordan about (not to) Lydia: Why don't you tell Natalie about that cum spot on her shirt?
Jordan: Big Texas took a poo..
Michele re Twittering: The outside world doesn't know that I'm not HOH yet [uhh the online BB world does)
Jeff re feedsters: Who follows something 24/7??
Big Brother: Lydia, please put on your microphone
Lydia: I'M DOING IT!!
Ross Mathews: I glow under pressure
Jordan about Lydia: It's good to keep her 'cause she's kind of a waste of space
Michele to Jordan: I'm not fabricating stuff or making up lies, just so you know..
Jeff to Jordan, about Michele: Where's your shadow?
Kevin: You know what is weirding me out? We're not being asked about LML
Lydia: Oh, the last minute lie?
Natalie: I know, I think they're gonna make that as if it happened later, after nominations.. [cut to fishies]
Natalie: Kevin is a dud
Russell about noms: That was so hard.. all I'm thinking is I'm sitting next to CAPTAIN UNITARD
Michele: If you don't have paranoia in this house, you're a cocky motherfucker
[about stem cell research]:
Jeff: Who the hell thinks of this stuff?
Michele: People who work too much [i.e. her]
Jeff: I was impressed when I made a Lego castle.. with instructions
Michele to Jeff: Whats wrong? You're acting Jeff-y again
Jordan about (not to) Lydia: Why don't you tell Natalie about that cum spot on her shirt?
Jordan: Big Texas took a poo..
Michele re Twittering: The outside world doesn't know that I'm not HOH yet [uhh the online BB world does)
Jeff re feedsters: Who follows something 24/7??
Big Brother: Lydia, please put on your microphone
Lydia: I'M DOING IT!!
LINKS OF THE DAY
Ross Mathews with
BB8 Evel Dick Donato
Julie on 'The Early Show'
about Chima
we'll see Chima's 'behavior that led up to the expulson' on Tuesday
(it's the high school season and she was 'expelled'.. get it?)
Michele's HOH blog
finally showed up
Ross Mathews with
BB8 Evel Dick Donato
Julie on 'The Early Show'
about Chima
we'll see Chima's 'behavior that led up to the expulson' on Tuesday
(it's the high school season and she was 'expelled'.. get it?)
Michele's HOH blog
finally showed up
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Hamsterwatch Chatroom
Hamsterwatch Forum
BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
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BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: ½ - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 10
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 5 of 6 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
