I don't care who wins, I'm just here for the cheap entertainment.. the cheaper, the better
SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
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POWER STATUS
Russell is Head of Household
Ronnie & Lydia are nominated
Michele did not use veto
Natalie, Kevin, Jessie are Have-nots
Squash & squid are extra food items
Natalie has a slop pass
AMERICA'S CHOICE
Who should win Coup d'Etat and have the power to overturn noms once in the next two weeks?
Voting has ended
Which additional food item should the Have-nots get with slop?
Sardines & saltines
Eggplant & eggnog
Liver & limes
Vote free at CBS Big Brother thru midnight Wednesday
RATINGS WATCH
Tuesday's show was 2nd for the hour with a 2.5 rating and 8 share, behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 3.1/9, and ahead of 'More to Love' on FOX with 1.8/6 and 'Superstars' on ABC with 0.9/3.
Heavy campaigning and more fights if we're lucky
Picture taking on Wednesday
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB8 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.
I've about given up on weekly visits from Craig Ferguson, and am sad he'll never know about Jessie hanging up on his voice mail without leaving a message.
LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index
FAQ
Comps determine living conditions. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
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The daily rehash
Russell & Michele sat down in light & shadow to discuss what happened last night.. both were calm and matter-of-fact about it, as if the two of them tangling hadn't set it all offMichele seems to be catching to Natalie at least, telling several of them how Natalie wasted no time in pulling her aside last night to hustle her to vote to keep Ronnie.. Jeff said he's sick of all the 24/7 game chat and didn't even want to put in his time at the pool today
Not much else went on today/tonight other than the usual constant psst pssting.. voting for the Coup d'Jeff (© Aldav/DogDave) ended at midnight and Lydia was called to Diary shortly afterward, but she'd just gone on a crying jag to Kevin about Jessie.. Russell was called next, and the rest of them sat around small-talking as if they were waiting for something - hmmm
Ever feel like you've been had? Flashback to August 1 approx. 2.30am on Feed 3 - last Friday night/Saturday morning - to hear Russell & Chima choreograph their fight that took place last night.. I kept thinking their animosity came on awfully sudden on Saturday, and that it was convenient the fight took place exactly within the Showtime window, and that Chima recovered so fast afterward, happy about having given "good tv"
Super big ups to Hamsterwatchers Rissmeek and Cherryred for helping uncover this one!
Feeds highlights
If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page
8/1 - 2.30am - F3 - Chima & Russell agree to fake a fight, complete with thrown water
8/4 - 11.45pm - F1/2 - Russell & Michele rehash last night's fights
8/4 - 4pm - F3/4 - Jeff & Jordan funny cocoon time
8/4 - 4.20pm - F1/2 - Natalie asks Chima & Ronnie what last night was about, Lydia joins
8/4 - 7pm - All - Chima confronts Jessie about hiding out during the fight
Random caps of the day
These are my most recent screencaps - click thumbnails to enlarge or click here to see more.. you can log in using your Twitter nick and password to leave comments on any cap, and your comment will also be automatically posted to your Twitter.. use #BB11 in all tweets and comments for a clickable link to tweet with other feedsters
Daily Ratings - Let's Talk About Fight Club edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
I don't know what that was on Tuesday night: a really long and boring drawn-out comp, lots of the usual misdirection told via Diaries recorded Monday for events that came before, barely a glimpse of Jeff who everyone knows will win the Coup d'Etat unless it's a Hoax d'Etat, nor of their other star Jordan, and a whole lot of buildup to Chima & Russell's fight to run on Thursday's show. That last part's okay though: even though it turned out to be staged, it was still one hell of a good show. |
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Team BrainRetroactive ups for her amazing acting job last night. Many refuse to believe it was staged even though the proof is just a click away, complete with details of planned words & actions that came to pass. Brava for an outstanding performance! |
  
Team JockHe had a low key day today, what with boycotting swim time and Jordan having a grouchy day, and that was our loss even though he still had a few good lines. If/when his Magic Power is awarded, it might put him over the edge since he keeps talking about how sick he is of hearing game chat all the time - now he'll have to do more game think than most of them, and also keep it a secret from Jordan's EIP (extra-intuitive perception). |
 
Team Jock Won: $2,500Technically it's still possible for him to go home this week, but alas, it's not likely. |
 
Team PopularWho said she caught a wink from Russell to Chima in the middle of their fight? Who kept nonchalantly eating as the fight rolled screaming through the room, without batting an eye? Who said later she thought the whole thing was fake? That's right: it was the 'dumb' girl. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: $5,000The Tuesday show lead-in to the fight that will air on Thursday didn't involve him so I have a feeling his & Ronnie's parts will be omitted in favor of the more spectacular but less genuine Chima vs. Russell bout. Kevin played a nice part in that when he rushed in to separate them at the point they'd arranged to lay hands on each other, and that should provide him a nice edit on Thursday. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TVNOMINATED She started boo-hooing to Kevin about Jessie's mean to her, which came along just after Jessie was tossing Natalie around in what he likes to call 'wrestling'. Who would have guessed a free spirit like Lydia would end up crying over Jessie of all people? Not me. Hopefully she'll get over it, because this tragic tale passed into sordid some time back. |
 
Team BrainShe seems to have been caught in the whirlwind of the greatest staged event ever on the feeds (staged by the hamsters, that is - phony events created by TPTB are another story) and she seemed a bit dazed by all that last night, but she rebounded well and had nice breakfast & evening chats with Russell. She's also suspicious of Natalie, as she should be. |
 
Team JockShe has been driving the game and may continue to do so, but the fact that Michele seems to be on to her and now the revelation that Chima & Russell's fight was staged might change a lot as far as she's concerned. Brilliant game or not, she's still annoying to listen to. |
 
Team BrainNOMINATED He's still extending the cut-off time for the Mystery Power voting and likely will even now that it's finally ended. He may never believe he didn't get it. |
 
Team JockHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD Retroactive ups for his amazing acting job last night. Many refuse to believe it was staged even though the proof is just a click away, complete with details of planned words & actions that came to pass. Bravo for an outstanding performance! |
    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Michele: The first thing Natalie did after the fight was to hustle me for a vote to keep Ronnie in
Russell: I'm kind of chopped liver at this point
Michele to Russell: Stop being so neurotic
Jeff: Let's make out over here
Jordan: Eww no!
Chima to Natalie: I think you should put Russell up as a pawn
Ronnie: I have never tried to turn people against each other
Lydia: If you think you're going to come out of this conversation scotch clean..
Chima: Russell can eat a dick, seriously
Ronnie: If I'm leaving anyway, I'm gonna do what I can to screw up the game
Michele: The first thing Natalie did after the fight was to hustle me for a vote to keep Ronnie in
Russell: I'm kind of chopped liver at this point
Michele to Russell: Stop being so neurotic
Jeff: Let's make out over here
Jordan: Eww no!
Chima to Natalie: I think you should put Russell up as a pawn
Ronnie: I have never tried to turn people against each other
Lydia: If you think you're going to come out of this conversation scotch clean..
Chima: Russell can eat a dick, seriously
Ronnie: If I'm leaving anyway, I'm gonna do what I can to screw up the game
LINKS OF THE DAY
Chima & Russell's fight plans
Flashback 8/1 - 2.30am - Feed 3
Finding Chiquita
Blast from the past: BB1 hamsters find the backyard full of pugs
from Attw x
Chima & Russell's fight plans
Flashback 8/1 - 2.30am - Feed 3
Finding Chiquita
Blast from the past: BB1 hamsters find the backyard full of pugs
from Attw x
Click to see my full list of BB11 links
These are some of my favorites:
24/7 feeds - free trial see everything that happens before it gets edited into something else for tv
No time-out feed links including set-up how-to, plus Real contact info
SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)
Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic
Hamsterwatch Chatroom
Hamsterwatch Forum
BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again
BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 4 Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 0
Nominee speech scorchers: 2
-Chima, Casey
Major fights: 7
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 3 of 4 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
