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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
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POWER STATUS
Russell is Head of Household
Ronnie & Lydia are nominated
Michele did not use veto
Natalie, Kevin, Jessie are Have-nots
Squash & squid are extra food items
Natalie has a slop pass
AMERICA'S CHOICE
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Which additional food item should the Have-nots get with slop?
Sardines & saltines
Eggplant & eggnog
Liver & limes
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RATINGS WATCH
Sunday's show led the hour with a 2.2 rating and 8 share, ahead of 'Simpsons' reruns on FOX with 1.5/5, 'Merlin' on NBC with 1.1/4, and 'Ty Pennington's Great British Adventure' on ABC with 1.0/3.
Heavy campaigning and more fights if we're lucky
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
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I've about given up on weekly visits from Craig Ferguson, and am sad he'll never know about Jessie hanging up on his voice mail without leaving a message.
LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index
FAQ
Comps determine living conditions. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
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No veto for you
As expected, Michele did not use the veto, leaving Ronnie & Lydia ready to get busy to avoid this week's $6,000 eviction: the survivor goes on to the jury and eight or so weeks of extra pay - the loser will go home to quickly fleeting fame and no fortuneNatalie confessed her age lie to Chima, and like Michele when she spilled her secret to Russell, she exploded with withheld info about herself and her life.. she also confirmed that Jessie's the only other one who knows she's really 24.. Michele told Jeff & Jordan about her PhD.. a quick Diary audio leak leaked all over them, freaking them out
Fight Night began with Natalie convincing Jessie not to come clean to Russell about his lies like he wanted to.. Russell conveniently summoned Jessie to HOH a few minutes later (around the start of Showtime), and Russell confronted Jessie about a number of things, blindsiding Jessie who did not come clean but instead convinced Russell they were still on the same team, and that Michele's the liar.. Russell told Jessie about her PhD (mistakenly saying it's in psychology), and then summoned Chima who summoned Michele, and then all hell broke loose, like it does
Among other highlights, we had Chima & Russell go nose-to-nose perilously close to the top of the stairs, complete with ex-boyfriend/girlfriend type nasty personal attacks, Chima throwing a drink at him and then laying hands on him - which he threw off, Ronnie defending his "Hitler was a persuasive speaker" routine and breaking down in huge (fake) sobs, Kevin throwing a blanket over Ronnie while repeatedly screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!", and Jeff saying (in the middle of all that) that his biggest problem is dirty dishes laying all over the house
It ended with Diary issuing three-foot restraining orders for Chima & Russell, Kevin & Ronnie, and Natalie & Michele - and they didn't even get a booze delivery - and the Major Fights count in my sidebar Extracurricular Tally got upped by two
Feeds highlights
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8/3 - 1.25pm - F3/4 - Natalie fesses up to Chima about her age
8/3 - 6pm - F3/4 - Russell checks in with Michele about rumors
8/3 - 8.50pm - F1/2 - Russell confronts Jessie
8/3 - 10pm - F1/2 - Russell/Chima/Michele confrontation, and Chima goes off on Russell
8/3 - 11pm - F1/2 - Ronnie joins the frenzied bathroom group and Kevin & Ronnie face off
8/3 - 11.25pm - All - Chima on Russell again, with a thrown drink
8/3 - 11.40pm - F1/2 - Ronnie fake cry to Chima, Ronnie vs. Michele, Ronnie vs. Kevin
Random caps of the day
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Daily Ratings - Fight Club special edition
Ratings are based on entertainment, and fight stance
  
Overall ups for the night, although it wasn't necessarily their doing - they didn't even supply them with booze to kickstart this oh so memorable evening. They do deserve ups for letting that moment of Diary staff greeting Jeff leak out to the whole habitat and freaking them all out, and especially for trying to get Russell to put up Jessie this week! They are on our side after all, at least on that score, having apparently finally realized their blunder in letting him get back in there. |
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Team BrainShe fought loud, personal and dirty, threw a drink (à la BB8 Evel Dick's iced tea attack on Jen), and kept coming back for more. There's a bit of doubt floating around as to whether it was all sincere: some heard her & Russell agree Friday night to appear to be feuding, their public bickering began Saturday, and since then they've done a lot of trashing each other to others when both are in-your-face confronters. Still, they were in each other's faces several times tonight and whether it was legit or not, it was a damn good show. |
 
Team JockHe spent most of the day griping at all the he said/she said stuff and how sick of it all he is, and then Fight Night broke out all around him. He says all the stress is making him smoke more, but he always provides good ice breakers, like complaining in mid-war about all the dirty dishes around, and suggesting they 'do that another night'. |
  
Team Jock Won: $2,500He hid out from the fights, even though he indirectly started them with Natalie's assistance. The fact that he left his supposed teamie Russell out there on his own was noticed and commented on by Russell. |
 
Team PopularLike Jeff, she just lets it all explode around her without getting directly involved but unlike Jessie, neither of them starts it and they don't hide out when it gets going. She laughed out loud at one point when Ronnie did his tearless sobbing, and she said she saw Russell wink at Chima in the middle of one of their face-offs. Jordan's keen social skills have been on point lately and she knows a lot more about the dynamics going on than most give her credit for. Nothing fazes her - plus she sprinkles Jordanisms along the way wherever she goes. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: $5,000He got in between Chima & Russell within a nanosecond when he was afraid they'd come to blows plus he went after Ronnie at least twice, including throwing a blanket over him while screaming 'STFU! STFU!' It was a joy to behold, and also nice to see him accept Ronnie's apology afterward and offer his own in return. He added a lot to the night that was unexpected and for that, I salute him. |
  
Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TVNOMINATED She painted stripes on her face for the veto meeting then slept all day, missed most of the festivities, and then revved up for one of the secondary rounds. I've never seen nominees take such a small part in their own fate as they have this season, but I'm not writing her off yet: the week's young. |
 
Team BrainHer fresh partnership with Russell plus lies about her kicked everything off tonight, and unfortunately she doesn't have the communication skills to do a very good job of either repairing that now-tarnished partnership or defending herself. But she stood up a few times, especially when she gunned for Ronnie which was long overdue, and she also tangled with Natalie, although she didn't realize Natalie was just trying to prevent some of her lies coming out. As a result, they ended up with one of (at least) three Diary restraining orders issued tonight, which is a concept that tickles me just like it did when instituted for BB9. Her PhD is now known to Russell, Jeff, Jordan, Jessie, Natalie, Lydia, and possibly the others too - but they think it's in psychology.. she'd probably be doing better now if it was. |
 
Team JockYes she's annoying, and she upset the dynamics of her bratty kid sister role by stuffing a heating pad down her pants for cramps today, but I think she's driving this game and everything that happens in it.. and that includes driving Jessie rather than vice versa. She was actually laughing during some of the confrontations tonight - most of which her seeds set into action - and she jumped in to play peacemaker by pulling Chima away from Russell with a death grip on her arm that will probably leave bruises. Annoying? More than words can say, but her gameplay is practically flawless to this point. |
 
Team BrainNOMINATED Like his co-nominee, he got involved late, and he was more of a punching bag than an aggressor. That's got its own benefits for us, but his fake crying was just way over the top this time. To his credit, he did initiate the apology with Kevin and I commend both of them for that. |
 
Team JockHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD He's buying from all the wrong people, and whether his & Chima's fight was as real as it felt or put on, it was one hell of a show and the two of them were largely responsible for it. I don't think we've ever had multiple rounds of nose-to-nose fighting on BB, and it looked for a minute like they were going to topple right down the stairs before they took it outside for a tossed drink in Round 2. By the time we hit Round 3 inside, she laid hands on him and dared him to hit her. I don't think he would have, but I'm glad he didn't just the same. |
    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Jordan: Sorry Kevin, I pooted
Jessie: I was the underdog all last year
(all four weeks of it?)
Chima: I don't hate anyone in this house - but I'm beginning to hate Russell
Jeff: I need a break from this shit!
Russell: Even the DR hinted at it - 'why don't you put up Jessie?'
Jessie: When people start lying, all you have left is trust
Michele: Why does everyone fucking suck?
Jeff: Let's discuss now dishes all over the fucking house, you want to do that? I guess we'll do that another night
Shannon Elizabeth about BB, after tonight's fights: It is mindless - yet complex and entertaining at the same time... ever-changing... simple yet complicated
Jordan: Sorry Kevin, I pooted
Jessie: I was the underdog all last year
(all four weeks of it?)
Chima: I don't hate anyone in this house - but I'm beginning to hate Russell
Jeff: I need a break from this shit!
Russell: Even the DR hinted at it - 'why don't you put up Jessie?'
Jessie: When people start lying, all you have left is trust
Michele: Why does everyone fucking suck?
Jeff: Let's discuss now dishes all over the fucking house, you want to do that? I guess we'll do that another night
Shannon Elizabeth about BB, after tonight's fights: It is mindless - yet complex and entertaining at the same time... ever-changing... simple yet complicated
LINKS OF THE DAY
Stacy Kaiser on the hamsters
on Inside Dish with Ross Mathews
Finding Chiquita
Blast from the past: BB1 hamsters find the backyard full of pugs
from Attw x
B-Side Blog with Sunday's show
Stacy Kaiser on the hamsters
on Inside Dish with Ross Mathews
Finding Chiquita
Blast from the past: BB1 hamsters find the backyard full of pugs
from Attw x
B-Side Blog with Sunday's show
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Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic
Hamsterwatch Chatroom
Hamsterwatch Forum
BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again
BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 4 Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 0
Nominee speech scorchers: 2
-Chima, Casey
Major fights: 7
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 3 of 4 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
