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POWER STATUS
Russell is Head of Household
Ronnie & Lydia are nominated
Michele won the veto
Natalie, Kevin, Jessie are Have-nots
Squash & squid are extra food items
Natalie has a slop pass
AMERICA'S CHOICE
Who should win Coup d'Etat and have the power to overturn noms once in the next two weeks? Vote free at CBS Big Brother thru midnight Tuesday
Which additional food item should the Have-nots get with slop?
Sardines & saltines
Eggplant & eggnog
Liver & limes
Vote free at CBS Big Brother thru midnight Wednesday
The chance to phone in (wakeup?) messages has ended
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's eviction show led the hour with a 2.0 rating and 7 share, ahead of 'Bones' rerun on FOX with 1.5/5, '30 Rock' rerun on NBC with 1.1/4, and 'Grey's Anatomy' rerun on ABC with 0.9/3.
More fights, if we're lucky
Veto meeting Monday
No food comp this week
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index
FAQ
Comps determine living conditions. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
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Sunday: Russell goes listening again
I don't think he got any dirt this time, but it was funny when he had to slither back a bit when Kevin went to the kitchen to mix a protein shakeI'm not doing much here for Sunday - see my Twitter and Twitpic for tidbits.. it was another one of those dull he said/she said days, with the ickies monopolizing the feeds most of the time I had them on.. they got some booze and Russell threatened to raise some hell with Ronnie and/or Jessie but once again, it didn't happen
Thanks to the Power of Twitter, Kevin got an extra day of slop for illegal Have-not snacking, and Jessie's back to napping in Jail, where he belongs.. good work, everybody!
Saturday: Jeff & Jordan go undercovers
I got here late, only to find these two have joined the undercovers club.. I heard their usual teasing stuff but I didn't get a chance before the veto comp started to put on my headphones and find out if I can finally raise Makeout Pairings on the sidebar tally from zero to one.. it's unusual that we've have sex events before makeouts, but that's Big Brother 11Michele won the veto again, in another messy comp that included Roman numerals and assorted things to count.. Chima hosted, wearing a toga with leaves in her hair, and she recognized a friend who was playing some sort of role in the comp - hmmm.. Russell told Ronnie to pack his bags
Michele made a poorly worded pitch to Jeff, effectively asking for a Final Two deal but without saying so.. Jordan joined and the three agreed to join forces at least for now.. Ronnie's back in self-imposed exile and the rest of them cocooned the day away - including Jessie & Natalie snoring away in the spa/gym, where BB specifically told them yesterday they could not sleep
They got a small booze delivery but no outbursts ensued.. Michele & Russell had a long talk about game, and each swapped secrets: he said he'd had an early F2 deal with Casey and that he was his sole vote, and she told him that she has a PhD.. it ended with a lot of personal info exchanged and a relaxed, mutual respect, and a potential four-way to include Jeff & Jordan
If you think Ronnie & Lydia aren't going to rev things up in the next few days, think again: this is a $6,000 eviction! Even if he or she doesn't land in the finals for a big payoff, the survivor will go on to the jury and eight or so weeks of additional pay to sit around in Paradise©, and the loser will go home and become a has-been
Feeds highlights
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8/1 - 5pm - Quads - Michele deals with Jeff, and later Jordan
8/1 - 11.40pm - F1/2 - Michele visits Russell for a long talk - game followed by personal stories
8/2 - 10.40pm - F1/2 - Jordan explains the day
Random caps of the day
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Daily Ratings - Cartoon Day special edition
Ratings are Saturday's, based on entertainment value.. thanks to everyone in Hamsterwatch Chat who contributed ideas for who should play whom for Cartoon Day
  
The name and phrase 'Big Brother is always watching you' come from the book 1984 by George OrwellToday they had a message up during veto comp trivia that they were preparing for 'tonight's live television broadcast' and the Coup d'Etat poll still can't be seen on some browsers now that worked before. Again, I offered myself to assist with these basic QC issues, and their response was to unfollow me.. now we have this sort of unprofessional poop. Not enough booze for them and too many fishies for us, but at least we got some others on our feeds today & tonight besides Jessie, Natalie and Ronnie. |
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Team BrainMany are calling her Chia-pet due to her hair. I don't go along with the whole name-calling thing, but she is kind of a sheep, game-wise. She knew one of the visitors who came in for today's comp, which was interesting. Apparently she also got jealous of Russell's flirting with this visitor, and Russell made no secret to several of them that he's tired of Chima trying to run his HOH, and him. I tried to warn her. |
  
Team JockHe doesn't seem particularly musical and he seems to be chasing Jordan a little bit more than she's chasing him, but it was either this or Stan from South Park, and TD is already doing BB11 Park in Hamsterwatch Forum. Anyway, Jeff's last name is Schroeder. He was back on our feeds and popping funnies again, including the already-classic 'That guy's got the personality of an orange road cone' about Jessie. He keeps joking about the Coup and calling it 'the wizard'.. I don't think he seriously believes he's the one who's going to get it. |
  
Team Jock Won: $2,500'Drawn Together' was loosely based on Big Brother and until last year, I thought its Captain Hero was an impossible caricature.. and then Jessie came along. |
 
Team PopularWho else but lovable Daisy Mae from L'il Abner? She still isn't feeling well and she didn't have any booze, so we were still without our fun Drunk Girl but that's okay - she still provided her share of Jordanisms. She told Jeff Diary had asked about them making out under that red blanket and both laughed, saying they didn't, so I'll have to wait a bit longer to up that tally to one. |
 
Team Offbeat Won $5,000I wanted to go with Cathy but that was way too obscure, and would be misinterpreted. Instead he gets the only non-toon, Fred Armisted's sad drummer from SNL since he often makes the same expressions. I barely saw him all day, except for one extended convo with Lydia that I didn't listen to and one post-Russell follow-up with Michele that I didn't listen to. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TVNOMINATED Imagine my disappointment when I couldn't find a tattoo'd female 'Keep on Truckin' character by R.Crumb. I came across this man-eating Amazon type vixen though, and it fits. She got a little sippy tonight but nothing came of it. Even though she's safe this week, she doesn't know that for sure and I'm bracing myself for whatever she gets up to in order to save herself. |
 
Team BrainHOLDS VETO I wasn't sure whether to use Mr. Peabody or his boy Sherman, but I went with the brainy pooch in deference to her PhD. Big ups for another veto win, for forming a working bond with Jeff (and Jordan), for instigating a very good chat with Russell in which she didn't specifically spill about Jeff (and Jordan) but she did tell him she's got a PhD, and they spent a long time exchanging personal stories in a relaxed way we haven't seen before from Michele. Bonus ups for saying Jordan's 'a little leaky'. |
 
Team JockThis one's self-explanatory. |
 
Team BrainNOMINATED Hermie (sometimes Herbie) the elf who's always prattling on about wanting to be something he's not. He's not so bad when he goes into exile - it's a lot better than when he won't shut up. But as of 3am, he's come out of his box and we're already back to that with his voice leaking onto all feeds from another room even though we can't see him. To those who are panicking about voting bots and blaming his wife for them: a) they've been around as long as there have been BB votes: a few Revive-a-Hamster votes and All-Star entrants come to mind; b) she did not invent them; c) if you think Ronnie's going to run away with it because of Ronniebots, use a bot to auto-vote for your choice; and d) Jeff's a shoe-in to win, if the vote isn't tampered with by TPTB à la the famous BB9 Alex/James switcheroo swindle. |
 
Team JockHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD Marmaduke fits him to a tee: intimidating to look at with a loud bark, but really a pussycat at heart. He's looking good to go a long ways at this point. He's smart, he's thinking ahead, and he's forming individual bonds with them on a case-by-case basis - bonds that will help his game but that also include personal story trading and potential foundations for future friendships. After his extended convo with Michele, he didn't let on to Jessie & Natalie that it was anything but business, and he told them that he wasn't buying. It's funny: last week everyone was ready for a power shift and we didn't really get one - a Jock is still in power - but everything's changed nonetheless. |
    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
SUNDAY
Jordan: [Ronnie] gave me a fake cry
Russell: He fake cried me last night
Jordan: I had fun today, y'all - nobody was talking about game, nobody was scheming, everybody was being fun
Michele: Not everyone was not scheming
Chima: Want to make God laugh? Make plans
SATURDAY
Russell about Chima: Fucking broad does not understand! I'm not your fucking boyfriend!
Jeff: I'm scared of Lydia with her her & Jessie thing.. Julie Chen asked her 50 times but she's not playing that game - what are you hiding?
Michele to Jeff: If I find out you told people, we're done.. Jordan's a little leaky
Jordan: I think we'll be able to tell if Ronnie gets [the Coup] - we can tell by his mood
Jeff about Jessie: That guy's got the personality of an orange road cone
Jeff: Who's one person you'd want to go on a date with?
Jordan: Can I say a bunch?
Jeff: No!
Chima: I can't be in an alliance that sleeps all day
Jeff: Remember that guy Dan was here, the day we all sucked?
Russell about Casey: Our family life is similar
Jessie about Dr. Will: He got strung all the way to the end
Jessie about Dr. Will: I don't like giving people props for things they did eight years ago
Aldav: America Votes for person to get a Coup d'Jeff
SUNDAY
Jordan: [Ronnie] gave me a fake cry
Russell: He fake cried me last night
Jordan: I had fun today, y'all - nobody was talking about game, nobody was scheming, everybody was being fun
Michele: Not everyone was not scheming
Chima: Want to make God laugh? Make plans
SATURDAY
Russell about Chima: Fucking broad does not understand! I'm not your fucking boyfriend!
Jeff: I'm scared of Lydia with her her & Jessie thing.. Julie Chen asked her 50 times but she's not playing that game - what are you hiding?
Michele to Jeff: If I find out you told people, we're done.. Jordan's a little leaky
Jordan: I think we'll be able to tell if Ronnie gets [the Coup] - we can tell by his mood
Jeff about Jessie: That guy's got the personality of an orange road cone
Jeff: Who's one person you'd want to go on a date with?
Jordan: Can I say a bunch?
Jeff: No!
Chima: I can't be in an alliance that sleeps all day
Jeff: Remember that guy Dan was here, the day we all sucked?
Russell about Casey: Our family life is similar
Jessie about Dr. Will: He got strung all the way to the end
Jessie about Dr. Will: I don't like giving people props for things they did eight years ago
Aldav: America Votes for person to get a Coup d'Jeff
LINKS OF THE DAY
INVALUABLE FEEDSTER TOOL
Wireless headphones from Amazon.com
Charging cradle or AAA batteries
Jessie is a douche
Chop by moloko, I think
INVALUABLE FEEDSTER TOOL
Wireless headphones from Amazon.com
Charging cradle or AAA batteries
Jessie is a douche
Chop by moloko, I think
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BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again
BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 4 Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 0
Nominee speech scorchers: 2
-Chima, Casey
Major fights: 5
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 3 of 4 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
