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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
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POWER STATUS
Russell is Head of Household
Ronnie & Lydia are nominated
Natalie, Kevin, Jessie are Have-nots
Natalie has a slop pass
AMERICA'S CHOICE
Who should win Coup d'Etat and have the power to overturn noms once in the next two weeks? Vote free at CBS Big Brother
Which additional food item should the Have-nots get with slop?
>Squash & squid
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's eviction show led the hour with a 2.0 rating and 7 share, ahead of 'Bones' rerun on FOX with 1.5/5, '30 Rock' rerun on NBC with 1.1/4, and 'Grey's Anatomy' rerun on ABC with 0.9/3.
More fights, if we're lucky
Nominations on Friday, veto comp on Saturday
No food comp this week
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB8 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.
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FAQ
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Comps determine living conditions. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
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Squids & squashes
I was half hoping for licorice so we'd get a lot of black teeth, but no.. like last week, it was all artfully arranged and like last week's weenies, the squid wasn't wrapped.. Kevin spent a long time sorting it out and cleaning it up - much went into the trash, so it should be good & stinky soonRussell held his meetings and told most of them he wants to put up Ronnie with the goal of getting him gone.. he fished about the second and potential third victim, hinting that it would be a good time to break up Kevin & Lydia, but when Kevin 'fessed up about the convo Russell overheard, Russell told Kevin that he'd just saved himself - Kevin didn't know anyone but Casey had heard all that
The trivia took them away, and Russell put up Ronnie & Lydia as planned.. that was about the extent of anything watchable: they had no booze again, Russell was monopolized by ickies all night, and feedmasters withheld Jeff & Jordan from us
They weren't locked down overnight like usual to build the veto comp, so I'm wondering if they'll build it tomorrow for a night-time comp? We'll find out soon enough
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7/31 - 1pm on - F3/4 - Russell's meetings
7/31 - 8.30pm - All - Lydia finally talks to Russell after noms
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Daily Ratings - Calamari or Botulism edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
Once again they made a fancy display of the squid & squash for the 2-second photo opp for Sunday's show.. Kevin had to sort it all out, toss half the squid, and hope the rest of it doesn't make them all sick after laying all over the place. Would giving them packaged food be such a problem? We know they don't care much about feedsters but today was ridiculous. At one point Big Brother came over the speakers in the spa/gym room in person - not a recording - to tell a dozing Jessie & Natalie they weren't allowed to sleep in there, but later we saw them still there and sleeping soundly.. on all four feeds. I forgot to blast them last night for not giving them any booze after they totally earned it, and they didn't make any deliveries tonight either. No booze means no fights, no carefree kisses, and not enough comedy from Jeff & Jordan. The cutesome couple did have some fun tonight though - at least it seemed like it for the rare 15-second glimpses we saw of them. |
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Team BrainShe doesn't irritate me as much as she does some, but she totally monopolized a sippy Russell when he could/should have been out and about entertaining us or starting real or fake fights. He's clearly not interested in her in that way, at least at this time, but she's almost throwing herself at him now and it's moved past uncomfortable to distasteful. |
  
Team JockI'm sure he was ups-worthy because he most always is, but we rarely saw him today. |
 
Team Jock Won: $2,500It was hard to ignore him today as he kept showing up on my feeds, half the time complaining about being sore - to Russell! The poor eejit can't deal with slop although five others came through it okay, and he shoveled down a huge meal of squid & squash with no problems. Unfortunately for us, things aren't looking good for another pre-jury exit this time but it's still early, we still have the veto to go, plus the Coup d'Etat - which was possibly enacted this week for the same reason AP was revived to send him home last year at this time. |
 
Team PopularSee Jeff. |
 
Team Offbeat Won $5,000He's really in negative land tonight due to a dozen or more filibusters spilling info and strategy he should keep to himself, but his voice is really calm & soothing when he goes on his rants, plus he spent an hour or more cleaning up squid parts and squid juice today, so I'll go easy on him. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TVNOMINATED Late last night she lost her voice and made a big deal of it, squeaking to her assembled audience that it happens often and usually lasts a week. I guess it's like Natalie's phantom shoulder problem since she was fine today and talking all over the place just fine, including trying to convince some of them that she'd already been awarded 'the magic power'. We had an impromptu pool in chat tonight on how long it would take her to cry when she finally visited Russell after he put her up, but we all lost: she never did. She's got more tactics up her sleeve than seems humanly possible, and I shudder to think how many she'll use if she doesn't come off the block with the veto. |
 
Team BrainShe keeps listening to Ronnie as if she's in agreement with everything he says, when most everything he says is clearly 100% BS. It's funny to watch her expressions and body language while he's spewing at her, but that's about all she's got going for her. She's either one of the smartest & cagiest hamsters we've ever seen, or she's one of the most vacant.. I still can't tell which. |
 
Team JockI've got nothing to say here. |
 
Team BrainNOMINATED Let's review: he put up three people and one was evicted, and he was at least partly reponsible for six other nominations and two exits. Now he gets a little payback and he can't deal with it, going into sniffly isolation again before revving up his 100mph fabricated tales of injustice. He's sure he's going to win the Coup: last night he was SURE it would be announced last night or today, but now that he hasn't gotten it, he figures it'll be announced tomorrow, or Monday, or Tuesday. He'll probably extend the deadline until the minute Julie says who did win it, and even beyond that, still ass-uming he'll get it. Enough's enough: put a sock puppet in it. |
 
Team JockHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD What could have been a fun night of sippy Russell providing us with funny gags, jokes and/or fights turned into a snorefest of Chima laying on him, Chima petting him, and Chima all but stripping down and tying herself to his bed, plus extended visits from Jessie. UNCLE! UNCLE! |
    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Casey re pawns often go home: I didn't know what the show was yet
Casey re Natalie being 18: Had I known she was 24, she woulda got some on live tv too
Big Brother to Jessie/Natalie sleeping in spa room: Hey guys, FYI you guys cannot sleep in the.. [cut to fishies]
Russell, if Ronnie wins veto: I'll just put up Jordan, I'll say 'Jordan, you're not going home, can you just sit there and look pretty again on camera?'
Big Brother: Jeff, please stop singing!
Jeff: I thought I was gonna get the magic power
Jessie: Time for the mongoose to get the cheese
Michele: This is like one of those really bad comedy shows from the '20s
Ronnie: Best case scenario, nominations stay the same
Michele: I squirt
Chima: TMI! TMI!
Casey re pawns often go home: I didn't know what the show was yet
Casey re Natalie being 18: Had I known she was 24, she woulda got some on live tv too
Big Brother to Jessie/Natalie sleeping in spa room: Hey guys, FYI you guys cannot sleep in the.. [cut to fishies]
Russell, if Ronnie wins veto: I'll just put up Jordan, I'll say 'Jordan, you're not going home, can you just sit there and look pretty again on camera?'
Big Brother: Jeff, please stop singing!
Jeff: I thought I was gonna get the magic power
Jessie: Time for the mongoose to get the cheese
Michele: This is like one of those really bad comedy shows from the '20s
Ronnie: Best case scenario, nominations stay the same
Michele: I squirt
Chima: TMI! TMI!
LINKS OF THE DAY
Leave the hamsters a message
1-323-386-2350
thru 11.59pm PT Sunday night
Maybe for wakeup calls again? They probably won't allow anything juicy
Ross Mathews interviews Casey
Julie's exteneded 'Early Show' interview with Casey
Leave the hamsters a message
1-323-386-2350
thru 11.59pm PT Sunday night
Maybe for wakeup calls again? They probably won't allow anything juicy
Ross Mathews interviews Casey
Julie's exteneded 'Early Show' interview with Casey
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SuperPass FlashBack instant replay by time/date/feed (requires SuperPass)
Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic
Hamsterwatch Chatroom
Hamsterwatch Forum
BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
Sir LinksALot Big Brother 11 all the links, once again
BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 4 Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 0
Nominee speech scorchers: 2
-Chima, Casey
Major fights: 5
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 3 of 4 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
