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POWER STATUS
Casey was evicted
Russell is Head of Household
Nobody is nominated
Natalie, Kevin, Jessie are Have-nots - Natalie has a slop pass
AMERICA'S CHOICE
Who should win Coup d'Etat and have the power to overturn noms once in the next two weeks? Vote free at CBS Big Brother
Which additional food item should the Have-nots get with slop?
Squash & squid
Brussel sprouts & borscht
Liverwurst & black licorice
Voting has ended
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's eviction show led the hour with a 2.0 rating and 7 share, ahead of 'Bones' rerun on FOX with 1.5/5, '30 Rock' rerun on NBC with 1.1/4, and 'Grey's Anatomy' rerun on ABC with 0.9/3.
More fights, if we're lucky
Nominations on Friday, veto comp on Saturday
No food comp this week
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FAQ
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Comps determine living conditions. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
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Hell week draws to a close, again
Actually three hell weeks.. feedsters everywhere were hoping for and counting on something - anything - to switch it up tonightCasey walked the plank to Julie's boudoir as scheduled.. his banana suit was finally discarded and probably stuck in storage to be recycled next year
Teams are now over.. Coup d'Etat will be awarded to the viewers' choice: whoever wins can overthrow one or both nominees once within a two-week period, but they must keep it secret that they won it
The HOH endurance comp was brutal.. Lydia & Kevin were off when the feeds blinked on for a minute.. Ronnie fell off during the next blink.. Natalie came off next, followed by Jordan, followed by Chima, followed by Michele.. Jeff & Russell went almost another hour and Jeff came off: Russell told Jeff privately that he was the one vote for Casey, that he's gunning for Ronnie, and he promised Jeff & Jordan safety
Kevin drew a $5,000 prize and Lydia got a tv.. Jordan drew names for the Have-nots this week since she drew that envelope.. she left out Russell's name as the new HOH and Team Brain since they just came off their second round of slop.. she drew Natalie and Kevin, and then Jeff - they all told her to throw his name out since he fought so hard.. there was some confusion over the third spot and Lydia & Jessie each said they'd do slop, but later it was clarified it's Jessie, and it started immediately.. Kevin ate some snacks during Russell's HOH room debut
Big ups to veteran Hamsterwatcher Cherryred who spotted the first Jeff/Jordan kiss when everyone else was waiting on Russell's room debut, and thanks to the dozens who joined us in Hamsterwatch Chat tonight! It was manic and crazy fast but do come back again - it's usually a lot more relaxed and we have a good time
Feeds highlights
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7/30 - 6pm - All feeds - HOH comp off and on
7/30 - 9pm - F1/2 - Jeff & Russell start to deal, Jeff comes off about 9.20
7/30 - 11.45pm - F2 - Jeff & Jordan finally kiss (it has been contested as neck burfles - I think both are in there)
7/30 - 11.50pm - All feeds - Russell's HOH room
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Daily Ratings - Spin 'n Puke edition
VTE = Voted to evict
Ratings are based on entertainment value, perseverance and sportsmanship - just this once
  
Julie's outfit looked like a Lydia trashbag design in lavendar - which is not a dig. She made an amazing outfit for Natalie that went to waste (pun intended). The editing of Thursday's show was as imaginative as ever, and while Julie tried to get the showmangle© happening, nobody was biting - although Jessie did redefine the word 'platonic' like he has so many others. The negative rating is for the feeds taking so long to come on after the end of the show and the many fishies during the endurance comp: we missed several falls and much of the puking. The comp was a good one though and the whacking diploma was an inspired touch, and very 'Wipeout' as requested.But there's no excuse whatsoever for the very faulty Coup d'Etat poll they slapped up, nor for the supposed 'fix' that followed. As a result of their ineptitude with this basic task, they've tossed out the first 20 minutes or so of web votes, citing 'technical difficulties', and a good percentage of those early voters won't ever know about it. The poll appears to be fixed now, but they still don't know how to spell Michele's name. |
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Team BrainVTE Casey 6th off - 2+ hours She & Michele surprised everyone by lasting as long as they did, and they both deserve credit for it, especially having come off a week of slop. |
 
Team JockVTE Casey 8th off - 3½ hours Big ups for hanging in there as long as he did in a brutal comp, and with not much support from the ground crew. I was afraid he'd take a deal and he did, but I think Russell will stick to it and not put up either Jeff or Jordan. I think they finally kissed tonight just before the HOH room, and it's about time too! They definitely did a few hours later at bedtime. Most seem to be voting for him for the Coup d'Etat: 'Jeff' even trended to #6 topic on Twitter tonight, possibly higher, and it was about our Jeff. I just hope he knows how to use it - or not use it - and I have doubts if he can keep it secret from Jordan, but we'll see. |
  
Team Jock Won: $2,500No vote (HOH) Did not compete He gets an upgrade to neutral tonight for being one of the few who was actually doing some cheerleading for them all. Whatever his motive, it counts for a lot when somebody's up there suffering. Later he was a crybaby about becoming a Have-not and that'll just get worse as the week goes on, so he'll be back to his usual ignore tomorrow. |
 
Team PopularNo vote (nominee) 5th off She put in a good effort and outlasted Natalie which is ups-worthy in itself. She was funny as she kept telling Jeff to 'play it out' even when they got snippy at each other about it. The early greenlight stolen kiss was cute as was the bedtime kiss, and both of their home visits. Russell volunteered her safety even though Jeff didn't ask for it, so everything looks good for a fun week ahead with the two most watchable hamsters of the summer.. let's just hope they don't start spending all day making out now and lose their comedy show. |
 
Team Offbeat Won $5,000VTE Casey 1st off He seemed disappointed about coming off within five minutes, but who ever knows what he's really thinking? Good on him for making an easy $5k today while most of them puked their guts up, but he gets an automatic negative for eating on slop! He claims he forgot while the HOH goodies were being passed around, but Jessie had a very valid point when he said he should just 'forget' too and have another piece of pizza. BB8 Jen's the only one who was ever caught eating while on food restriction, but she was already nominated so the legendary penalty nom has still never really been enacted. Sorry, I like Kevin and hope he sticks, but we have a situation here where he should get his just desserts for off-limits snacking. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: Plasma tvVTE Casey 2nd off Few expected her to last long and she didn't. Did she waste all that time making Natalie's Gladbag rags? Not at all. She did a huge favor for Natalie whether it paid off for her or not, and she had something to do for many hours while the rest of them just laid around griping about boredom. She has a very peculiar manipulation style: she started laying into Russell again about 'being scared' of him tonight, when the script calls for sucking up. Or sucking something, in her case. |
 
Team BrainVTE Casey 7th off - 2½ hours She & Chima surprised everyone by lasting as long as they did, and they both deserve credit for it, especially having come off a week of slop. Apparently she flashed her junk in her dismount, but it was off the feeds so her non-nekkidness is still intact. For now. |
 
Team JockVTE Casey 4th off After all that big talk and prep, the Great Featherweight Hope blew it, and that can't be all because she wasn't allowed to wear her trashbag suit. She has to live forever with being outlasted by Jordan, Chima & Michele, and that's good payback for everything she's put us through lately. |
 
Team BrainVTE Casey 3rd off Like Jessie, he gets upgraded to neutral for being a cheerleader for the pukey spinners, regardless of his motive. Later he spouted all night about how the Coup d'Etat works, partly correctly and partly not. While he says Jordan will get it, he likely thinks he will, and like many hamsters before him, he'll be in for a rude awakening when he doesn't. |
 
Team JockVTE Jordan HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD Super big ups for winning a brutal comp and for an even more brutal dismount. I'm pleased to say I called this one (especially if Natalie came off), and I believe him when he says he could have gone longer. MMA fighting is no joke and while this took a toll on Russell, it was probably not much worse for him than an extended pillow fight for most of us. He peed his pants up there at one point, joining the small but elite group of ultra-serious endurance hamsters. They all came sucking up to him, like they do, and while Ronnie is his real target, here's hoping he somehow gets Jessie gone this week so he goes out in the #4 position again and loses his jury pay again. And gets off our feeds! |
    Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Casey: This dude's still mad about last year - a YEAR ago! And I'm not supposed to be bitter for a couple days
Jeff: I didn't puke yet.. I might
Jeff: Whatever happens you're not going up so don't worry about it
Russell: Appreciate it, same with you
Jordan: Play it out, Jeff
Jeff: YOU fucking play it out!
Jeff: Swear on your fucking dad?
Russell: I promise, I swear on my dad
Jeff: I'm safe?
Russell: You're safe, and so is Jordan
Casey: This dude's still mad about last year - a YEAR ago! And I'm not supposed to be bitter for a couple days
Jeff: I didn't puke yet.. I might
Jeff: Whatever happens you're not going up so don't worry about it
Russell: Appreciate it, same with you
Jordan: Play it out, Jeff
Jeff: YOU fucking play it out!
Jeff: Swear on your fucking dad?
Russell: I promise, I swear on my dad
Jeff: I'm safe?
Russell: You're safe, and so is Jordan
LINKS OF THE DAY
Jeff & Jordan kiss and kiss again
Kevin forgets he's Have-not and eats
B-Side Blog with the HOH pics
Jeff & Jordan kiss and kiss again
Kevin forgets he's Have-not and eats
B-Side Blog with the HOH pics
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 4 Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 0
Nominee speech scorchers: 2
-Chima, Casey
Major fights: 5
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 3 of 3 weeks
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
