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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
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POWER STATUS
Jessie is Head of Household
Chima & Braden are nominated
Team Brain are no longer Have-nots
RATINGS WATCH
Sunday's show won its timeslot with a 1.9 rating and 7 share (helped by a '60 Minutes' lead-in in some areas), ahead of 'The Simpsons' rerun on FOX with 1.8/6, 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition' rerun on ABC with 1.1/4, and 'Merlin' on NBC with 0.9/3
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
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I am hoping we'll have weekly visits from Craig Ferguson again (even though they've revived the 'no outside contact' catchphrase)
LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index
FAQ
There are four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH cannot be nominated. We don't yet know if they can compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Comps determine living conditions for the teams. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes will determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
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Race riot
After half of them stayed up all night or close to it, we had a huge sleep-deprived fight between Braden, Kevin & Lydia, beginning with Braden making derogatory gay references and calling Kevin a "beaner".. that made Kevin go ballistic about Braden never having bothered to talk to him to know that he's not Mexican.. half the habitat joined in, hilarity ensued, and they all rehashed for the rest of the day and nightMeanwhile Jeff & Jordan continue using gay slurs conversationally - yep, this season is a gold mine for scandal.. evening brought a terrific comedy show fueled by booze, and various team meetings that all lead to the same place: "We HAVE to win HOH"
Repeating yesterday's newsflash Casey & Jessie know each other - or have at least met - when Jessie attended? judged? bikini contest(s) hosted by Casey aka Mingle Mixx.. I've heard Jessie mention bikini judging on the feeds but I muted him.. it would explain why Casey's been so mellow and unworried this week, and like Dick & Daniele Donato in the early weeks of BB8, you rarely see Jessie & Casey together: smokescreen
Feeds highlights
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7/13 - 12.45pm - All - Braden versus Lydia & Kevin
7/13 - 1pm - All - Race riot
7/13 - 9pm - All - Booze party in backyard, comedy by Jordan
7/13 - 10pm - 3/4 - Continues with sex chat starring Kinky Michele
Yep, they definitely seem like they're an action-every-other-day group
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Daily Ratings - "I'm not a beaner" edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
The race riot made the rounds of the non-BB world pretty fast today but I'm repeating yesterday's rare double downs again for emphasis. They're trying to pull yet another fast one on us all by putting their favorite meathead Jessie back in there in the first place, and especially when he and Casey had already met outside the habitat. I call shenanigans on CBS and suggest they politely excuse Jessie from his contract obligations ASAP. Instead, if he sticks, I predict that he & Casey go all the way to the end.. but nobody will be watching. |
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Team PopularNOMINATED Yes, the gay & racial slurs were bad but he sure kicked off a good fight with them. I guess he figured he's a goner no matter what, and today he ensured that he'd be the first to visit Julie's boudoir this summer and shake her head. It's too bad, as he'd just been coming out and showing what a fine hamster comedian he can be, but somebody's gotta go first. |
  
Team OffbeatHe stayed clear of the fight, and I didn't see him much today at all other than a quick meeting with Jessie in the pantry (that I didn't listen to). |
 
Team BrainNOMINATED She said she almost joined in the fight when she heard them shouting '-er' but then she didn't when she found out it was 'beaner'. She participated in the rehash rounds though, and also came up with some great lines today including 'they're waterboarding us', a gem of a line about Big Brother and the Have-nots situation. She also disclosed she hasn't had sex in a year and a half, and claims she can gauge the size of a guy's junk by how he holds her hand. |
 
Team JockYes, the gay slurs were bad but he sure added a lot to the fight and carried it on long after it might have otherwise ended. He's funny with Jordan and a great straight man for her act. Whether he's smitten or not I don't know, but she told Russell Lovemuscle while playing touchy-feely that she could only be friends and never date Jeff. Could we be so lucky as to have not only a showmance, but a love triangle? A showmangle©?? Bring it on! |
 
Team JockHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD He's on ignore again, just like last year. He already lost on MTV's 'Exposed', 'Next' and 'Big Brother 10' - his 15 minutes of fame are done, D-U-N DONE! (© BB9 Natalie) |
 
Team PopularBetween her overwhelming unworldliness and her combination of cute looks & sparkle, filterless mouth, and vulnerability, she's hamster gold. She got dragged into the fight by proxy (just like last time) so naturally she stomped & screamed about it all over town. Then she cried alone in the hammock, and later entertained them and us with a series of sex stories and way too much info of all kinds. She's an equal opportunity cuddler, cozying up to both Jeff and Russell Lovemuscle, so things could get real interesting there. Then she tops off a perfect Hamsterwatching day with 'What's the Vatican?' |
 
Team OffbeatHe was far more offended that Braden had never bothered to talk to him or find out his ethnicity ('blackanese/blasian', remember?) than he was at being called a 'beaner' but Lydia took care of that part for him. In fact, he's been whiny about most of them not bothering to talk to him, but he doesn't make much effort to befriend any of them either - I'm not sure he talks to anyone at all but Lydia. He's whiny, he's not at all what he promised he'd be, and he can go anytime - but he sure made for some big fun today. |
 
Team PopularShe sat out the fight and most of the rehashes, but she perked up a bit with evening booze delivery - or tried to. Maybe it's just me but I find her gloominess and 'I'm so good looking' stories hilarious, mostly because they don't get anything close to the reaction she's obviously expecting. She needs to step it up though because her miseryguts routine will get old real soon, and she'll soon be demoted to Non-houseguest status (© BB6/7 Howie). |
 
Team OffbeatShe was telling Kevin a story about attempting suicide a few months ago (did BB know about this??) when Braden went off and she jumped on him like a pit bull. I like her quirky style, I like the fact that she's lying to everyone all the time and basically playing her brains out, but she just exhausts me. Regardless of that, she gets easy ups for being a major participant in today's huge fight. |
 
Team BrainToday's evening gown was a one shoulder, bright yellow number, very sheer, very tight around the hips, and very unflattering in my opinion. She went commando and made no secret of that, and apparently she mentioned to someone that she bought ten of these dresses for $100. That explains a lot. She steered clear of the fight but was the main event for drinky time when she shocked all of them by describing some of her sexual preferences and experiences. From here on out, she'll be known as Kinky Michele. |
 
Team JockFightwise, she came along after the fact and threw in some racial slurs of her own, in anger, and come evening she had some kind of shoulder complaint that required first aid jock-style administered by Jessie. She's bored already - last night she said they should have Movie Night once a week - and she bores me, although a lot of that could be because she's almost always with He Who Must Be Ignored. |
 
Team BrainI have no idea where he was during the fight, and he also slept through the family dinner that followed a few hours later. He seemed happiest of the three Brains to end their week of slop, and he ate a hearty meal of four hot dogs, mac & cheese, and a bunch of chips. I'm not sure where he's sleeping tonight but he'll probably piss off his new roomies by being farty after all that. He was talking about letting Lydia give him a mohawk today and while it didn't happen, I have a feeling it will. You've been warned. |
 
Team JockHe's not as bad as I was expecting he'd be, and today he came out with some funny stuff and some flirty foreplay with Jordan (which took me by surprise, considering the Jeff situation). Probationary ups in the hopes he stops sleeping and working out so much, and brings some more of that other stuff to the table. |
 Didn't make it through the front door: BB10 Brian Hart BB8 Jessica Hughbanks BB5 Michael Cowboy Ellis |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Kevin: I'm a beaner? I'm not a beaner! I'm not even Mexican!
Natalie about Braden: Fucking white goddam gringo
Kevin: I was on Team Jeff
Jordan: They're gonna have to talk eventually - they're on the same team
Russell: [Chima] reminds me of a Jack Russell terrier when she walks
Laura: Apparently Cisco's a huge company
Jordan: Do you know how gay we're gonna look on tv with everybody fighting
Braden: I was in Diary, they're trying to convince me that I.." [fishies]
Chima: [Big Brother]'s waterboarding us
Jordan: Have you ever had one with a big penis?
Chima: Oh, all the time
Laura: They don't have boobs like this in Georgia
Jeff: I'm never eating tuna again
Jordan: When you get out, they'll have shirts that say TECHTRONICS
Jordan: What's the Vatican?
Kevin: I'm a beaner? I'm not a beaner! I'm not even Mexican!
Natalie about Braden: Fucking white goddam gringo
Kevin: I was on Team Jeff
Jordan: They're gonna have to talk eventually - they're on the same team
Russell: [Chima] reminds me of a Jack Russell terrier when she walks
Laura: Apparently Cisco's a huge company
Jordan: Do you know how gay we're gonna look on tv with everybody fighting
Braden: I was in Diary, they're trying to convince me that I.." [fishies]
Chima: [Big Brother]'s waterboarding us
Jordan: Have you ever had one with a big penis?
Chima: Oh, all the time
Laura: They don't have boobs like this in Georgia
Jeff: I'm never eating tuna again
Jordan: When you get out, they'll have shirts that say TECHTRONICS
Jordan: What's the Vatican?
LINKS OF THE DAY
B-Side Blog with Sunday's show
Jessie at bikini contest(s) hosted by Casey (Mingle Mixx)
04:38 point - NSFW video
07:15 point - NSFW video
B-Side Blog with Sunday's show
Jessie at bikini contest(s) hosted by Casey (Mingle Mixx)
04:38 point - NSFW video
07:15 point - NSFW video
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
Jessie & Casey
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 2
Natalie vs. Jeff
Beaner race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
'The Soup' mentions: 1
Wedgie comp + Jessie
