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Big Brother Season 11

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Lushes: Take a swig whenever Jessie's on the feeds
Lightweights: Take a swig whenever Jessie's not on the feeds

Jessie is Head of Household
Chima & Braden are nominated
There are currently no Have-nots

Tuesday's show dropped to #3 for the hour with a 2.2 rating and 6 share, behind All-Star Baseball on FOX with 4.0/12 and 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 3.6/10.
Numbers are for adults 18-49
Rating = % of all TV households
Share = % of households watching TV

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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index

There are four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.

Teamies of the HOH cannot be nominated. We don't yet know if they can compete in the next week's HOH comp.

Comps determine living conditions for the teams. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on, cold water showers, and slop.

Viewer votes will determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.

The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.

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  Day 10 - July 14, 2009       Bookmark and Share

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    We got hamster sex already

    Jordan continues to be the all-around entertainer in there, but Lydia & Jessie went undercovers in the HOH for an afternooner today, surprising most everyone watching

    We now know it was a HJ, with no on-the-lips kissing (per Lydia to Kevin) - remember, in Lydia's pre-season interiews, she said she'd be willing to do guys or girls in order to further her game

    Evening was great fun (largely thanks to two booze deliveries) and led to sex chat, drunken games, and a drum circle with dancing girls

    Feeds highlights

    If you have SuperPass you can watch anything you missed, or see it again.. just enter the date, time and feed on the FlashBack page

    7/14 - 3pm - All/Quads - Lydia/Jessie sex in two parts, Russell's motorcycle crash story in between
    7/14 - 8pm - All/Quads - Lydia tells Kevin about HJ (halfway point)
    7/14 - 10 & 11pm - All/Quads - Booze party, Ronnie goes in the pool, 4 girls kiss, drunken 5th grade games, drum circle
    7/15 - 3am - F1/2 - Natalie versus Michele spat - short, no blood
    7/15 - 3am & 4am - F3/4 - Marathon meeting/study/trashing session with Ronnie, Chima, Natalie, Jessie

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    Daily Ratings - Popped Cherry edition

    Ratings are based on entertainment value

    Cliquemates? Superalliance? I'm not sure we need more tired catchphrases than we already have on this show, but it was a decent episode I guess, despite some strange editing. When the Laura & Casey bits came on I almost wondered who they were, as they're so rarely on the feeds, and I'm still confused exactly why Braden was nominated: I could be wrong, but I think "today's current events" happened the day before the veto meeting. According to Sunday's show, Ronnie would be the likely target for being so weasel-y. Oops no, I forgot they're pushing the Jocks & Brains alliance, but hey, at least they introduced Braden early in the show so viewers will know who he is before he shakes hands with Julie on Thursday.

    Another open question is about Team Jock being upset with Jeff for throwing comps, but they're fine with Natalie spelling a 4-letter word? And yet another editing question popped up with Russell saying the worse scenario would be Jeff winning veto and taking Lydia off the block - which he went on to do himself. They started setting up the Lydia/Jessie/Natalie showmangle© just in time before today's HJ escalated that, but otherwise I'm at a loss for how they arrive at the storylines they air.

    Team Popular

    I like him more than I thought I would (not counting the racial slurs of course) and it'll be sad to see him go. He isn't on the feeds as much as he should be but when he is, he adds a lot of comedy, great one-liners, and is a perfect third for the comedy stylings of Jeff & Jordan. But somebody's gotta go first - maybe his agent caught the feeds and/or did some research on the BB interwebs and called to demand they cut him loose.

    Team Offbeat

    He doesn't do much for me as a rule, but he was fun tonight leading drunken 5th grade games, and he tried his hardest to get a drum circle going although without much luck. It was a great fun night with all 13 participating, and I have to give Casey credit and ups for orchestrating much of it.

    Team Brain

    She came close to earning ups for dancing at the drum circle and for starting a small spat about the bathroom being dirty, but she needs to step it up and deliver the feisty she promised us. Maybe next week when she's not on the block we'll get more from her.

    Team Jock

    His teamies hate him but he's a very funny guy and brings a lot to the feeds on a daily basis. The funniest thing about TECTRONICS was that he thought he'd spelled TEC(H)NOTRONICS. Tonight's bit about his pronunciation of 'bowl fighting' and 'Raging Bowl' ('What?! I AM saying it!') will surely hit CBS sometime when they need a goony filler segment for a Sunday show, provided he sticks long enough - it was hilarious.

    Team Jock

    He's on ignore again, just like last year. Yes, even with HOH sex.

    Team Popular

    This girl was made for Hamsterwatching! She has problems telling time, she continues to give up WAY too much info about anything & everything personal, and as annoying as fishies can be, it's just too funny that she can't control her singing when she's sippy. But despite her total lack of sophistication, she has some finely-honed flirting and social skills that should do a lot for her in there.

    Team Offbeat

    He's not pulling his weight in there at all. He pretty much just talks to Lydia and he's in the background the rest of the time. As much as I was dreading 24/7 of his promised flamboyant flaming, now I'm hoping we see some of it on Thursday.

    Team Popular

    The miseryguts routine was funny for a minute, but it's lost its appeal.

    Team Offbeat

    I can't even pretend to keep up with her but you have to give her credit (or something) for whatever that was undercovers today. I think I believe what she told Kevin, that she gave Jessie an HJ, but I'm not so sure I believe that she likes him.. maybe she was just testing Kevin's loyalty, to see if the word would get around. I can't really see someone laughing at him about having to go get the guy some pants afterwards, or saying 'With these two fingers, I'm coming back this week' if she was really into him. Then again, I can't really see her crying over people judging her for having tattoos like she did on the show tonight, since people who are truly hurt by such things don't tend to call such attention to themselves with that many visible tats. I'm telling you, she turns those tears on & off like a faucet.

    Team Brain

    Kinky Michele was at it again tonight, with a strip-down and hoochie dance on command, along with tonight's lavendar number getting caught up in her undies - oops. She got sippier than most of them (or at least showed it most), and was the funniest to watch during the evening escapades. She rarely wears her glasses on the feeds, but I noticed CBS has her in them for the show intro, to remind us she's brainy. Isn't stereotyping fun?

    Team Jock

    She's still whining about her hurt shoulder and I don't know what caused it, unless it was when Jessie was throwing her around yesterday. My guess is it's at least part attention ploy, since she keeps going to Jessie for sports medicine. She played pool tonight and specifically said her shoulder didn't hurt much, so we'll see what happens tomorrow. It was deliciously awkward when she joined the HOH love sex birds after their nap, and I'm waiting for that poop to hit the fan. What a season we'll have if we get not one but two showmangles!

    Team Brain

    I'm still sort of pulling for him, but I didn't see a lot of him today and when I did, it was all game game game as usual. He gets an upgrade to neutral for his flying leap into the pool during drinky time, but he's got to do more than that to return to ups: he knows full well that was a total replay of BB8 Zach's running leap into the pool, but he did it nekkid.

    Team Jock

    I'm warming up to him a little more each day, partly because he rarely talks game and when he does, it's just for a few minutes - yet he's got Final 2 'deals' with at least half of them if not more. The rest of the time he's usually eating (he'll be GREAT fun on slop) or sleeping - or being funny. He tried to play 4-4-40 again tonight and had four takers, but alas, BB killed the game. Yes, I know it can kill people and I truly don't wish injury or illness on any of them, but they're all adults who signed releases, and the voices in my head agree with Lovemuscle that it would have been funny to have them all puking. Funny in a very sick way, of course.

    Didn't make it through the front door:
    BB10 Brian Hart
    BB8 Jessica Hughbanks
    BB5 Michael Cowboy Ellis

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    Russell about Lebanon: When you see people actually fighting for their lives, it's a fucking eye-opener

    Kevin: There's a lot of people in this house I didn't know existed

    Kevin: Will you ever make amends with Jeff?
    Russell: No

    Jordan: I'm trying to take a sleep

    Jeff: Where's the big hand & the little hand when it's 11:32?
    Jordan: What? A.M.?

    Lydia: Do you realize all the people here don't have common sense?

    Jordan: What got them the name 'beaner'?
    Kevin: They like beans

    Jordan: Have you noticed Jeff uses his hands when he talks?
    Jeff: I'm doing sign language for the hearing impaired

    Lydia: I'm on Jesus' twitter, and like, we chill

    Lydia, about Jessie's HJ: With these two fingers, I'm coming back this week

    Braden: Julie's a ho


    Lydia tells Kevin about HJ with Jessie
    'With these two fingers, I'm coming back this week'

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    Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
    Jessie & Casey

    Sex: 1 Lydia/Jessie

    Major fights: 2
    Natalie vs. Jeff
    Beaner race wars starring

    Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden

    Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima

    'The Soup' mentions: 1
    Wedgie comp + Jessie

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