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Take a drink whenever April whines or complains
It's not as bad as the Jessie Drinking Game, but it's not for lightweights
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Sunday, August 17 at 8pm: Food comp, nominations, assorted out-of-sequence dramas
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RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's eviction show placed second for the hour with a 4.3 rating and 8 share, once again trailing the Olympics on NBC with 12.7/22.
A growing chance of fights
Veto meeting on Monday
'Late Late Show' taping with Craig Ferguson is Wednesday around 4-5 pm; it airs Wednesday night on CBS after David Letterman
The only remaining birthday is Dan's, September 1 - if he's still around then
Hopefully they'll get another shot at earning the grill.. it's waiting
HOW'S THE WEATHER?
FAQ
Ollie & Jerry are on slop plus lollipops
Memphis Bob cashed in his slop pass
(Janelle's and Sharon's remain unused)
BB announcements - clues?
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Over 300 species of turtles alive today
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
'Switzerland', 'The Psychologist' and 'Dairy Queen' refer to Diary Room; 'Vacation' refers to pre-show hotel sequester
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k, and second place gets $50k. The weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
Finale was scheduled for September 17 - maybe now it'll be the 16th. It's a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days
AMERICA'S PLAYER
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered. Apparently the previously-announced 4th task has evaporated. It's not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered. Apparently the previously-announced 4th task has evaporated. It's not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> Renny is Head of Household - April & Jerry are nominated - Dan holds veto <<
A milestone
They finally switched out the big lazy susan table for the middle sized table for eight.. it took ages - I don't know if anything else took place behind the trivia or notWhisperings continue all around the habitat - many of them involve the possibility of a fast forward Thursday and/or double eviction week, and those are probably accurate: they need to hustle to whittle them down to two before September 14-ish
Renny had a veto chat with Keesha.. since realizing how tight Keesha is with Memphis Bob, these convos aren't as open as they once were, but Renny sounded like her noms were indeed made with the backdoor in mind, possibly for Memphis Bob - Keesha leaned towards sending Michelle through it
Lights, camera, action!
Dan finally paid a visit to Renny, wearing his veto, as ordered by Diary.. he fixed his hair before they started chatting and when they did, it had more of a staged feel than most of the staged-feeling convos.. it was ridiculousThey didn't arrive at any conclusions, but he asked her who she'd put up if he took off Jerry with the veto - she didn't give him an answer, but afterwards Renny told Keesha she doesn't trust him after that question popped up out of the blue
Way, way, way too much info
April was talking to Ollie about how Dan doesn't like to poop in the public bathroom downstairs.. she took the opportunity to say how much worse things are for her, since "I've had surgery down there.. I had four lacerations"Ollie screamed, but she kept going.. she was mostly trying to tell him how she'd woken up during the procedure, but she ended up getting way too graphic for Ollie or us.. she also left out a few key things - like how this came about in the first place
April: I had actually ruptured and tore some tissue damage and all of that.. it was beyond hemorrhoids
April: I wouldn't stop bleeding - so much blood coming from there, I thought I was dying.. I thought I was peeing and it wasn't pee
Ollie: STOP!!!
April: I had tore so much damage from holding.. thinking that women shouldn't go to the bathroom
April: The lacerations weren't on the outside obviously - they were up internally
"Obviously"????
Booze, but no shenanigans
April got over reliving her surgery when booze came, mostly.. she & Keesha bonded once again over their mutual dislike of Libra, and once again came to the realization that it was she who'd driven a wedge between themThe levity didn't last long though, even with a new round of sippy Renny-ditions, and pretty soon April was pouting in the hammock.. Ollie did his comforting routine and Michelle came along for a booster shot, but eventually they both left April alone there, and eventually she got tired of waiting for a new comforter and went back inside
The rest of the night didn't bring much noteworthy, other than all eight of them gathered in the spa to talk serial killers, kidnappers, assassinations and newsy trials for a while, which was odd but interesting due to the age differences if nothing else
Dan & Memphis Bob had a covert meeting in the backyard about how they could get Keesha & Michelle to become a solid foursome with them to take everyone else out.. it felt much like the phony Final Four pact made between BB8 Dick & Daniele and their season's AP/patsy Eric plus Jessica.. Dan also commented how this was a week where "the HOH doesn't know what she's doing"Michelle stopped c-blocking April & Ollie for a bit to join the backyard guys, but the gruesome twosome merely snuggled, bickered, and separated
A few screencaps are in the forum thanks to ABT and me
Daily ratings - Body count edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
At least an hour of Michelle & Ollie playing pool and talking about nothing, combined with another overactive finger on the fishies switch made for an even more boring day than it was to start with. I'd like to know why the intern on duty thinks he or she needs to block quotes from them that Libra herself made on the feeds? Would somebody at HQ please inform whoever needs to be informed that Libra isn't a name they need to look for on their releases lists, and that she's fair game. As are public figures. The worst part about all these feedster fishies is that Showtime just continues uninterrupted. |
  
Won: Designer clothes, $5kNOMINATED ENTIRELY TOO MUCH INFO ON THE LACERATIONS!! And yet, she omitted the one piece of info everyone wants to know: how they got there. I guess we'll all have to jump to the same conclusion - the only plausible one, considering it's April. In spite of all that, she barely earned ups thanks to harping on Libra's cake of hate AGAIN, for her group & solo pouting session, and for her peculiar (and awful) rotating hairstyles of the day. |
  
Won: $20k (presumably)HOLDS VETO Between his prissy ways and his apparent need for bedtime pranks, I'm thinking he's 10 years old with a hormonal problem that makes him appear 20. Worse, I'm afraid he's going to use the veto on Jerry as a big show of forgiveness and 'setting an example' for the students who are probably snickering at his fear of pooping in a shared bathroom. (Maybe it's the fact that it's a unisex bathroom that's doing him in?) Renny didn't cut him any slack today though and likely won't for the duration, especially if he goes renegade with the veto to make some sort of Personal Stand. He'd probably set a better example for his students if he'd STOP SINGING, as he's ordered to about 2 dozen times a day. |
 
Won: $4kNOMINATED He's still in there, and still boring the rest of them to tears. |
 
She's the best Drunk Girl we've got and she should get booze on a regular basis, whether the rest of them do or not. She's about to be roped into a phony foursome alliance which could put her in a great position or a very tricky one. Renny's already not as open with her as she once was, knowing she's got something going with Memphis Bob. |
 
Won: Classic CamaroHe's the sneakiest snake in there and none of them seem to have a clue just how sneaky he is, even though half of them are in bed with him. It's possible Renny's got his number, and it's possible she'll put him up if/when Dan uses the veto, but it might be too risky for her to do so now. (I might also be overestimating her.) Watching-wise, Memphis Bob hasn't brought much since the Brian & Steven era, other than a v-neck shirt in a new color every day. |
 
Holly Poodle now has a purple leg brace to match her purple neck brace. |
 
Like Jerry, he's still in there. He's still attached to April for some reason nobody can quite figure out, and still skating his way through this mess tied to her hair ribbons. |
 
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLDTentative neutral as I don't know what she's got in mind should the veto be used, nor what her recommendations for the vote will be if it isn't. I really resent Memphis Bob getting so cozy with Keesha as it's prevented us from knowing what she & Renny are really thinking.. and we all know that Diaries can't be trusted for that stuff anymore, unfortunately. |
    Won: Hawaii trip, $1k She ran the tie-dye room with an iron fist but only for a short time: her minions had turned on her long before Jessie & Michelle painted a bull's eye on her for being their leader. She took a lot of flak for leaving her babies and for choosing Hawaii, and her financial sob stories didn't always add up. But she told some fun stories, rebelled against giving comp recaps to Diary, and added great fireworks to fights. |
   The first to get an empty wheel before their time, his comic relief wore off fast and he brought nothing but a major mirror obsession and raging insecurity. But it's not all bad: he laid around in pink pillows and talked himself gone with rampaging harangues, and he'll carry the fact that he lost to a girl while wearing spandex, then lost to three girls plus Renny. Rehabs will profit from the Jessie Drinking Game. |
   The third fan fave to walk the plank, she was a great sidekick to the fun guys but she didn't bring much after they left, including any real attempt to save herself. Like many who have gone before, she seems like she'd be a cool person in reality, but this isn't. Her angry hat and illegal tribute bandana aside, she did a great Julie puppet and manscaping. Bikini fans will miss her, as will the Behind Pillows alliance. |
   They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Renny: We could backdoor Memphis
Keesha: Or Michelle
Dan (to Renny): If you're feeling not confident in me, call me up and I'll do what I can to reassure you
Renny (to Keesha): I'm telling you, I don't trust Dan
Dan: Hey, would you do Reality Boxing against Libra?
Michelle: Oh, yes!
Dan (shouting to voices heard nearby): We can hear you talking! Talk to us! How are the ratings?!
Renny (cooking, to Memphis): Make me a cocktail?
Renny: Look at all these damn suckers.. oh, I shouldn't say that - America, I didn't say that.. I said suckers
Dan: You said mother-suckers
Renny: Dan! And you're worried about drinking a beer?
Michelle: I'll eat crickets, but pepper? Crazy!
April: I'm also up on the block for the things I've done: winning head of household, winning money, winning clothes.. I haven't done anything, nothing, except do dishes and make cakes and give people stuff
(about agricultural floods):
Jerry: That really hurt, Memphis
Memphis Bob: Memphis isn't very agricultural
Jerry: No, I was saying your name
DAILY JERRYISMS
I get a kick out of how much weight I can lose in a day on slop (followed by his weight yesterday, last night, this morning, now, etc)
Jerry: You shoulda heard me talk to the camera: 'And the slop people get fucked'
Dan: They might show that, and beep it out
Jerry: No, they don't show that
Renny: We could backdoor Memphis
Keesha: Or Michelle
Dan (to Renny): If you're feeling not confident in me, call me up and I'll do what I can to reassure you
Renny (to Keesha): I'm telling you, I don't trust Dan
Dan: Hey, would you do Reality Boxing against Libra?
Michelle: Oh, yes!
Dan (shouting to voices heard nearby): We can hear you talking! Talk to us! How are the ratings?!
Renny (cooking, to Memphis): Make me a cocktail?
Renny: Look at all these damn suckers.. oh, I shouldn't say that - America, I didn't say that.. I said suckers
Dan: You said mother-suckers
Renny: Dan! And you're worried about drinking a beer?
Michelle: I'll eat crickets, but pepper? Crazy!
April: I'm also up on the block for the things I've done: winning head of household, winning money, winning clothes.. I haven't done anything, nothing, except do dishes and make cakes and give people stuff
(about agricultural floods):
Jerry: That really hurt, Memphis
Memphis Bob: Memphis isn't very agricultural
Jerry: No, I was saying your name
DAILY JERRYISMS
I get a kick out of how much weight I can lose in a day on slop (followed by his weight yesterday, last night, this morning, now, etc)
Jerry: You shoulda heard me talk to the camera: 'And the slop people get fucked'
Dan: They might show that, and beep it out
Jerry: No, they don't show that
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (10x)
Makeout pairings: 2
April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 9
· Jessie vs Renny (pre-feeds)
· April vs Keesha
· Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
· Jerry vs Michelle
· Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
· April, Keesha, Libra, Jessie free-for-all
· April vs Ollie
· Jessie post-eviction free-for-all
· April vs Keesha + Libra vs Michelle
Impressive party tricks: 2
Renny's fist, Renny's headstands
'The Soup' mentions: 5
· Meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation
· Jessie's HOH pics of himself
· Jessie's farewell to Angie plus Michelle's 'whore slut skank' catsuit rant
· Renny's dirty mouth
· 'Dumbest houseguests in history' vs has-beens food comp plus Michelle & Jase 'two fax machines mating' noises
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1
· Ollie/April sex with the lights on
