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Sunday, August 10 at 8pm: Has-beens revival, food and/or luxury comp, nominations, assorted out-of-sequence dramas
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's eviction show kept them in second place with a 4.1 rating and 7 share, behind 'So You Think You Can Dance' on Fox with 5.5/10.
AMERICA'S PLAYER
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered. Apparently the previously-announced 4th task has evaporated. It's not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered. Apparently the previously-announced 4th task has evaporated. It's not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
A fairly good chance of fights
Veto comp on Saturday
Catered feast (with booze!) on Saturday
Veto meeting on Monday
Apparently they'll be on Craig Ferguson every Wednesday night now
The only remaining birthday is Dan's, September 1 - if he's still around then
FAQ
They're all on slop 5 days this week, except Michelle
Memphis Bob has a 1 week slop pass
(so do Janelle and Sharon)
BB announcements - clues?
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Over 300 species of turtles alive today
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
'Switzerland' or 'The Psychologist' refers to Diary Room; 'Vacation' refers to pre-show hotel sequester
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k, and second place gets $50k. The weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
Finale is scheduled for September 17. It's a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> Michelle is Head of Household - Keesha & Libra are nominated <<
Misery
Bubbles finally went away and returned us to all of them in lockdown in HOH, seemingly miserableApparently they had a current events based comp with the hamster has-beens, with days of the week wins/losses, and it doesn't sound like they did well.. it sounds like they're on slop today and four more days this week, but they will have a "feast" one day (tomorrow I think?) with steak & lobster, wine & beer.. they did not win the grill, so BBQ Smackdown fans will have to wait a bit longer for that to kick off
BB8 Jen said she liked Renny, BB6/7 Janelle said Jessie was "ugly", and BB10 Brian delivered some kind of message(s) to Dan
In one of the more ironic caps of the season, April & Ollie worked together to wash some sheets.. I don't know if these particular sheets had much of their DNA on them, but there's plenty of that to go around regardlessApril did some of her own laundry too, which is odd since she was entitled to laundry service upstairs
Extended misery
Keesha was crying before the nominations, saying she didn't care about the game anymore and wanted to go homeAfter her nomination she cried some more.. I say if they can't take the heat, go home - especially recruits like her.. there are thousands of hamster hopefuls who send in applications every season and would love to be in her place, nomination or no nomination
Most of the evening was Michelle orating in HOH to her various visitors - I didn't listen to much of it.. they made "The Soup" again tonight, and it was a double-header this time
The show on the other side of the world was a lot better tonight than this one.. maybe they could garner more interest in this thing if they taught some hamsters to make giant fireworks footprints across Studio City, or to fly with firephoto: Paul Chiasson/The Canadian Press
Find a few more screencaps in the forum, thanks to chewy9028, and me
Daily ratings - Misery's company edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
These long comp days with their trivia/fishies/bubbles aren't doing a lot for them. Maybe if they'd let feedsters have a few peeks when has-beens or others visit, they'd generate some more interest in the feeds and in the air show. Beyond that, I've said it before and will harp on it each time it happens, they absolutely should not let visitors interact directly with the current hamsters! It's just not right. |
  
Won: $4k (TBC)She got bored to tears by her new teamie Jerry for a long time, and then bored to tears later by her other new teamie Michelle for a longer time. Oh well.. life's rough when you're a victimized princess suffering a plunge from stardom. She had a huge but inaccurate revelation about the cash split at one point, but nobody really cared but her. Note that she's inspired the new drinking game: it shouldn't cause as much liver damage as the last one, but we'll see how it goes. |
 
Won: $20k (presumably)With all the 'Dan is America's Player' chat that's still flying around, I wonder what they'd consider 'being discovered'? As much as it'd be nice to see him get his money, it doesn't really seem right at this point since they all suspect him. He didn't endear himself to Jerry any more today, but he did seem to make some peace with Michelle. He tried to talk to us after his shower, but it didn't seem to come naturally.. he should just be himself and not try so hard. |
 
Won: $5k (TBC)His bitterness continues. Again, for such a supposed fan, you wouldn't expect him to be so shocked to find out people lie in there. I still can't get over why he's so angry & nasty just to Dan: he's only one of four who flipped on their promise. As a result of his stubbornness and double standardized loyalty program, he's now in bed with his mortal enemy Memphis Bob! Seriously, you couldn't make this stuff up if you tried. |
 
NOMINATEDEverything was fine when she was doing the nominating, but now she's all about tears before and tears after she didn't get her key, and she wants to go home. Boo hoo.. go then! |
 
Won: Hawaii trip, $1k (TBC)NOMINATED Yea, sorry.. I didn't listen to her at all today. I was going to see what she had to say after nominations, but then I saw her twirling Q-tips in her ears while chatting, and I decided against it. |
  
Won: Classic CamaroDid I miss something? He keeps telling Michelle that they're 'the last two of their alliance', but I thought the Memphis Bob/Angie/Michelle/Jessie team was a desperation thingy, since they figured 4 versus 7 was better than 2+2. Maybe he's just trying to make everyone forget he's one of the last surviving Doomed Friends of Brian. Either way, he got some real good air tonight when doing 'Feast! Feast!' jumping with Renny, and we also found out he wants to be a pirate. |
 
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLDHer non-stop orations at all & sundry were about to earn her a solid negative, along with proclaiming what a great anniversary gift evicting Libra on Thursday will be for her parents (in lieu of say, some wine glasses or a belated card). She also upgraded the dreaded 'two headed snake' comment faster than April upgrades the value of Memphis Bob's car, with the references now including 'two headed snake with its head chopped off' and 'two headed monster'. But she countered all that with an interactive bedtime story (including voices) with her poodle Holly. If she doesn't win this thing and if she's done with strip club boxing, she's got a bright future as a puppeteer and/or voiceover artist. |
 
He was too low profile for me to even find him around much today, except when he was being bored with and/or by April. |
 
She got to work today and outted herself a bit as the savvy player she is, but that was inevitable sooner or later. I don't think it did much damage as some are still calling her 'floater' rather than the more accurate 'driver'. Ups are for her 'Feast! Feast!' spontaneous action sequence that inspired Michelle & Memphis Bob to join in, and for her usual daily quota of classic lines. |
    The first to get an empty wheel before their time, his comic relief wore off fast and he brought nothing but a major mirror obsession and raging insecurity. But it's not all bad: he laid around in pink pillows and talked himself gone with rampaging harangues, and he'll carry the fact that he lost to a girl while wearing spandex, then lost to three girls plus Renny. Rehabs will profit from the Jessie Drinking Game. |
   The third fan fave to walk the plank, she was a great sidekick to the fun guys but she didn't bring much after they left, including any real attempt to save herself. Like many who have gone before, she seems like she'd be a cool person in reality, but this isn't. Her angry hat and illegal tribute bandana aside, she did a great Julie puppet and manscaping. Bikini fans will miss her, as will the Behind Pillows alliance. |
   They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINKS OF THE DAY
B-Side Blog on being at Jessie's eviction
CBS teaser for the hamster
has-beens comp
If that doesn't do it for you, try their dancing doggies
B-Side Blog on being at Jessie's eviction
CBS teaser for the hamster
has-beens comp
If that doesn't do it for you, try their dancing doggies
Click to see my full list of BB10 links. These are some of my favorites:
No time-out feed links including set-up how-to, plus Real contact info
Hamsterwatch Chatroom
Hamsterwatch Forum
BB9 adult/explicit links - might get updated for BB10 if we have hamsters with naughty pasts
CBS Big Brother 10 the official site
DogDave BB10 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
BuddyTV - Big Brother 10 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
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LINES OF THE DAY
Libra: They love our drama, apparently
Dan: [Brian] dropped me a few messages that I appreciate
Keesha: I can't believe that earthquake was real
Ollie: Who's Howie?
Keesha: Today's the first day I don't give a shit about this game and I want to go home
April: If that's what America knows me by, that's okay with me: 'April with a little bit of crack'
Dan (in HOH): I just wanted to give you a hug
Michelle: Oh, so your alliance wouldn't see it?
Renny: Why am I considered a fucking floater?
Michelle: This is what I'm telling you, this is what they talk about
Renny: Well, their ass hurts
....
Renny: Keesha & I are friends.. she's my ally, but we don't date
Memphis Bob: I have an obsession with becoming a pirate
Michelle: Renny, I just want to take you home and put you on my bed, and wind it up and be like 'just go crazy'
DAILY JERRYISMS
I don't know how Dan can live with himself
Janelle was nice to me
[BB9 Sheila & Allison] said they were queer - they said they were gay
Libra: They love our drama, apparently
Dan: [Brian] dropped me a few messages that I appreciate
Keesha: I can't believe that earthquake was real
Ollie: Who's Howie?
Keesha: Today's the first day I don't give a shit about this game and I want to go home
April: If that's what America knows me by, that's okay with me: 'April with a little bit of crack'
Dan (in HOH): I just wanted to give you a hug
Michelle: Oh, so your alliance wouldn't see it?
Renny: Why am I considered a fucking floater?
Michelle: This is what I'm telling you, this is what they talk about
Renny: Well, their ass hurts
....
Renny: Keesha & I are friends.. she's my ally, but we don't date
Memphis Bob: I have an obsession with becoming a pirate
Michelle: Renny, I just want to take you home and put you on my bed, and wind it up and be like 'just go crazy'
DAILY JERRYISMS
I don't know how Dan can live with himself
Janelle was nice to me
[BB9 Sheila & Allison] said they were queer - they said they were gay
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (9x)
Makeout pairings: April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 8
Jessie vs Renny (pre-feeds)
April vs Keesha
Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
Jerry vs Michelle
Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
April, Keesha, Libra, Jessie free-for-all
April vs Ollie
Jessie post-eviction free-for-all
Impressive party tricks: Renny's fist, Renny's headstands
'The Soup' mentions: 3 (meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation; Jessie's HOH pics of himself; Jessie's farewell to Angie plus Michelle's 'whore slut skank' catsuit rant)
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1 (Ollie/April sex with the lights on)
