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Thursday's eviction show kept them in second place with a 4.1 rating and 7 share, behind 'So You Think You Can Dance' on Fox with 5.5/10.
AMERICA'S PLAYER
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered. Apparently the previously-announced 4th task has evaporated. It's not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered. Apparently the previously-announced 4th task has evaporated. It's not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
A very, very, very good chance of fights
Nominations on Friday, possible food and/or luxury comp with hamster has-beens
Veto comp on Saturday
Veto meeting on Monday
The CBS site said Dan would have four AP tasks: who to get nominated, who to evict, plus two 'fun tasks', but now Julie had said the vote was his 'final' task.
Apparently they'll be on Craig Ferguson every Wednesday night now
The only remaining birthday is Dan's, September 1 - if he's still around then
FAQ
Jerry's slop & Michelle's catsuit both ended at midnight Thursday
Memphis Bob has a 1 week slop pass
(so do Janelle and Sharon)
BB announcements - clues?
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
'Switzerland' or 'The Psychologist' refers to Diary Room; 'Vacation' refers to pre-show hotel sequester
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k, and second place gets $50k. The weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
Finale is scheduled for September 17. It's a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> Jessie evicted 4-3 - Michelle is Head of Household <<
Pretty up
The Thursday primp-a-thon is always a big deal in there but like everything else, Renny makes it her ownApparently they all survived their sleepless night and with Jessie's eviction, CBS & Our House Productions will now survive the astronomical plunge in ratings that would have come if the meathead had stayed - well, at least until the Olympics start
Ho's and scallywags
Boo to the feedmasters for dropping us back into Dan's under-pillow misery after the show and leaving us there way too long, while huge shouting matches could be heard in another roomSeveral were involved and we finally switched over and caught an earful or three before it wound down.. one of the biggest things to come out of it was that apparently Ollie called Libra a ho and a scallywag - both of which got her going.. she said she doesn't know what scallywag means, but I'm not sure if Ollie does either
Still, it was a great show, with most of them yelling at one point or another, plus someone threw away the rest of the hate cake April had made for Libra
Show off the junk food
Room debut was mostly withheld from the feeds too, but we came in to a very animated & happy Michelle amid a very sedate groupJerry, April, Libra & Ollie all sat or stood with folded arms (several more than the usual ratio) as Michelle told her stories and explained her pics.. Renny left in tears after the letter and went alone to tie-dye, and most of the others trickled away gradually
April stuck like glue for several hours, and Jerry came back up for awhile to trash Dan in some shockingly vicious ways.. meanwhile Libra & Keesha spent most of the evening bitching about Ollie & April respectively.. Memphis Bob seriously worked all sides throughout the evening.. Dan didn't came out of hiding til very late: he, Keesha, Libra and Renny each made a short trip to visit Michelle - Keesha & Renny in particular pushed the virtues of nominating April
Michelle's choices at this point seem to be Libra plus Dan or Keesha
Find a few more screencaps in the forum, thanks to Alwaysroomforcake and Gwynndal
Daily ratings - Poop hits fan edition
VTE = Voted to evict
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
I wish they'd have given the AP vote percentage: I bet Jessie went out with the kind of numbers that revived BB6 Kaysar. I'd like to know what happened to the 4th and final 'fun task' we were promised for Dan? I really think they're making it up as they go. I'm also curious about why Libra's so far over her quota for Julie questions, and why Julie asked Michelle about her 'inner red unitard' - that sounds kinda personal. Finally, the fact they didn't highlight Jessie's letter from home after showing him winning it gives credence to his suspicions that it was a generic phony. I'm glad one of the few shows I've watched this season was the one featuring Hamsterwatcher Kelly. She did great, and she looked mah-velous! |
 
Won: $4k (TBC)No vote (HOH) Her HOH interview with Julie was one of the funniest ever, what with 'they treated me so badly' and other whines, but it was appropriate that she repeated her 'tweak my boobies' outfit on the show after a week in which her notorious behavior far outshadowed any game that might be going on. It may also have been no coincidence that Michelle's CD was Snoop's 'Doggy Style'. Among the many comings & goings to HOH tonight, April outstayed her welcome more than most: til after 1am! Could she be anymore obvious with her sucking up? I don't think she'd exchanged 10 words with Michelle before tonight. |
 
AMERICA'S TEMP PLAYERVTE Jessie 'Mrs Ch-- Miss Julie' was another Dan classic. You had to feel a bit bad for him when the fireworks he inadvertently created started blowing up around him. He went to bed but couldn't escape Michelle interrogating him (in heels) with repeated demands of 'Why? Why? Why? Why?!' Still, don't feel too bad.. most of us have to work a whole lot more than he did to earn $20,000. And anyway, he'll recover: I don't think anyone's brought up the fact that until tonight, the only non-unanimous vote cast so far was his. |
  
Won: $3k (TBC)VTE Memphis I knew he'd be one of the stars of the fallout when the collapse of The Seven came out in the open, but I didn't think he'd be so nasty & vicious about it. In the same breath as saying he doesn't badmouth anyone (including Memphis Bob) he said repeatedly that he hopes Dan 'burns in hell' and worse. He also harangued about getting 'respect' so I guess we aren't free of that one either. His double standards know no bounds now, as he bitched about Dan removing his cross to cast his vote, or something, but Jerry always removes his Marines gear when he's telling a fib. The supposed uber-fan continued to show his BB ignorance tonight by claiming religion's never played a part in there before, and he thought Jessie went off to the jury house tonight. But he went back to his old ways too, when he cozied up to Keesha by referring to her enema day. To top it off, he did ALL of this with his pits staring at us, since he was wearing one of his new 'muscle tees' with his arms over his head. |
 
VTE JessieShe really mouthed off tonight, mostly about April, but mostly in semi-private. Somehow she's still got Jerry in her corner, even though she's one of the four from The Seven who went their own way without notice. When April finally vacated the upstairs premises, Keesha headed up and made a non-kissass pitch that went well, and as a bonus, it calmed down Michelle from her six-hour ranting frenzy. |
  
Won: Hawaii trip, $3k (TBC)VTE Jessie I'm giving her ups as she's one of the best fighters in there - and by that, I mean she's one of the loudest, the nastiest, and the most explosive. She wins herself no points doing this, but that's neither here nor there to me. I found it funny that she got as upset over Ollie's 'scallywag' as she did over his 'ho', since she admitted she doesn't know what it means. She's looking like the only sure nom tomorrow, and unless she can win the veto, she's likely a goner. If so, she'll sit alone in Paradise© for a week, then rot away there for 4 to 5 more weeks while her babies await her return.. sigh. I warned her to get out before jury. |
 
Won: Classic CamaroNo vote (nominee) Whoa, this guy went from Public Enemy #1.5 to not only sticking around when he was HOH April's target, but now he's double-dipping like the best of them and getting all the dirts & secrets on everyone. He's sitting prettier than just about anyone right now (along with Renny) and he's looking safe for at least another week. Let's hope he continues to entertain as well, as he worms his way through the ever-changing hamster politics in there. He'd better watch out though: as of tonight, April's upped the value of his car to $70,000. |
 
VTE MemphisHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD Ups for winning, and for me for predicting it. She pretty much exploded over everyone with her letter, her pics, and her junk food basket and who could blame her? Nobody's spoken with her for weeks other than her lesser half. She's missing him (and understandably so) but I sure hope she doesn't build an altar or wear tribute gear. She sounds like she's still basing her decisions on his hearsay which was often wrong (for instance, they still believe Libra's in charge of the tie-dye group!) Maybe she'll find out one day how poorly Jessie carried out her directions on his own, but for now she deserves the glory she earned tonight. Bonus ups for her extended torture of April by telling endless birdie stories when April clearly wanted to gossip, trashtalk and backstab. |
 
VTE MemphisTalk about getting away with murder! This guy's on a few radars but only for being half of a couple. Otherwise he seems free & clear from everyone's sights except Libra's, which it sounds like he brought on himself tonight. All that, and he continues to get laid on a very regular basis. |
 
VTE JessieShe goes about her cooking & costume changes but otherwise appears to stay well under the radar, but I have a feeling she's the one who orchestrated this week's triumphant crack of The Seven into multiple splintery pieces. Hers was one of the few names I didn't hear come up as a possible nom tomorrow - maybe the only one, and that says an awful lot. She works quietly but she works hard, and she seems to let out the stress each week when hearing the HOH letter from home. It's nice to see one of them clearly missing their family who doesn't have to make a huge public deal of it every 10 minutes, and Renny's once-a-week private tears & release seem to be working for her. |
    The first to get an empty wheel before their time, his comic relief wore off fast and he brought nothing but a major mirror obsession and raging insecurity. But it's not all bad: he laid around in pink pillows and talked himself gone with rampaging harangues, and he'll carry the fact that he lost to a girl while wearing spandex, then lost to three girls plus Renny. Rehabs will profit from the Jessie Drinking Game. |
   The third fan fave to walk the plank, she was a great sidekick to the fun guys but she didn't bring much after they left, including any real attempt to save herself. Like many who have gone before, she seems like she'd be a cool person in reality, but this isn't. Her angry hat and illegal tribute bandana aside, she did a great Julie puppet and manscaping. Bikini fans will miss her, as will the Behind Pillows alliance. |
   They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Renny: Everybody knows that most of the strategy is snake snake snake in this game
April: This is such a slap in the face to me
Memphis Bob (to Michelle): Our alliance sucks
Michelle: Why'd you do it, Dan? Why?
Dan: I'm a weak player
Memphis Bob: I bet Jessie's got him a good fan base
Ollie: We'll be known as the dumbest cast in Big Brother history
Ollie (listening to Michelle's 'Doggy Style' CD): You got the right pick for this
Keesha: I need to go on slop so I can lose some weight
Michelle: I told [Dan] he's not a teacher and there's no fucking Monica.. he's America's fucking player!
DAILY JERRYISMS
Dan isn't worth my sweat - he's the worst of the worst
You never heard me badmouth Memphis or anyone else
(game chat, to Keesha): You said that to me when I got you the enema that day, you were having so much trouble..
(about Diary): I've been in the whaddyacallit
(about Dan as AP): I'll feel insulted by Big Brother if they let him - and put him in his place and use his religion.. he'll still never have my respect, I don't give a fuck
(about Dan): I'm gonna treat him like he should be treated: like shit.. he can burn in hell
(to Michelle, April, Ollie): I would appreciate the three of you saying hello to me now & then
(about Libra): I think her hairdo speaks enough for itself.. that's the dumbest fucking hairdo I've ever seen
Renny: Everybody knows that most of the strategy is snake snake snake in this game
April: This is such a slap in the face to me
Memphis Bob (to Michelle): Our alliance sucks
Michelle: Why'd you do it, Dan? Why?
Dan: I'm a weak player
Memphis Bob: I bet Jessie's got him a good fan base
Ollie: We'll be known as the dumbest cast in Big Brother history
Ollie (listening to Michelle's 'Doggy Style' CD): You got the right pick for this
Keesha: I need to go on slop so I can lose some weight
Michelle: I told [Dan] he's not a teacher and there's no fucking Monica.. he's America's fucking player!
DAILY JERRYISMS
Dan isn't worth my sweat - he's the worst of the worst
You never heard me badmouth Memphis or anyone else
(game chat, to Keesha): You said that to me when I got you the enema that day, you were having so much trouble..
(about Diary): I've been in the whaddyacallit
(about Dan as AP): I'll feel insulted by Big Brother if they let him - and put him in his place and use his religion.. he'll still never have my respect, I don't give a fuck
(about Dan): I'm gonna treat him like he should be treated: like shit.. he can burn in hell
(to Michelle, April, Ollie): I would appreciate the three of you saying hello to me now & then
(about Libra): I think her hairdo speaks enough for itself.. that's the dumbest fucking hairdo I've ever seen
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (9x)
Makeout pairings: April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 8
Jessie vs Renny (pre-feeds)
April vs Keesha
Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
Jerry vs Michelle
Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
April, Keesha, Libra, Jessie free-for-all
April vs Ollie
Jessie post-eviction free-for-all
Impressive party tricks: Renny's fist, Renny's headstands
'The Soup' mentions: 2 (meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation, and Jessie's HOH pics of himself)
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1 (Ollie/April sex with the lights on)
