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Tuesday's show remained in second place with a 4.2 rating and 7 share, well behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 7.4/12.
AMERICA'S PLAYER
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict?
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered: whether it's a $20k package deal or $5k per task isn't clear. It's also not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Task 3: Who should Dan vote to evict?
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered: whether it's a $20k package deal or $5k per task isn't clear. It's also not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
Libra's birthday is Wednesday
A very good chance of fights and sex, otherwise mostly downtime til Thursday
Dan will have four AP tasks: who to get nominated, who to get evicted, plus two 'fun tasks'
Apparently they'll be on Craig Ferguson every Wednesday night now
FAQ
Jerry's on slop for 1 week (but he ate birthday cake on Sunday)
Michelle's in the red catsuit for 1 week
Memphis Bob has a 1 week slop pass
(so do Janelle and Sharon)
BB announcements - clues?
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
'Switzerland' or 'The Psychologist' refers to Diary Room; 'Vacation' refers to pre-show hotel sequester
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k, and second place gets $50k. The weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
The recorded Big Brother announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
Finale is scheduled for September 17. It's a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> April is Head of Household - Jessie & Memphis Bob are nominated <<
Catsuit check-in
I don't know if Diary showed her some pics or maybe gave her a diagram, but Michelle finally styled herself a Jenuine strappy catsuit arrangement - she wears her bikini under it thoughThere's only one hoochie girl in there this season, and her name starts with A.. after last night's doggie show in HOH, Ollie told her that the way she talks in there would probably make guys think she's easy (himself excepted, of course).. she replied that she didn't think so, and anyway she's only putting that stuff on for TV.. I wonder if she thinks their nightly porn show is giving the impression that she's a hard-to-get kind of girl
I've been busy earning a living today so I have missed much, but I don't think there's been much to miss.. Dan's Swim Club is progressing nicely, with Ollie & Renny ready to learn how to breathe while strokingTeacher Dan spends as much time going over the rules of Swim Club ("Do not talk about Swim Club") as he does on swimming techniques, but it's a cute interlude most days and is giving both of his students something real to take away from all this
Look Bullwinkle, it's a secret message! 2.0
Feedmasters fed us a treat by slowly panning across the EVICTION = DOOM sign on the wall of the punk room, but rather than going across the full thing, they panned directly from the equal sign to Jessie, who was comatose belowI'm not getting my hopes up for a fourth week in a row just to be bashed to bits on Thursday, but they've fed us clues like this before that turned out to be accurate, most notably when they told us Eric/Cappy wouldn't be revived for BB6, when it seemed scarily inevitable that he would
April's summit
April called a meeting of The Seven that had some fun moments.. she was professional about it from her perch atop her bed of doggie love, as she asked for confirmation that nothing had changed in their plans to boot Memphis BobLibra, Keesha & Renny all claimed to still be aboard Plan Seven.. so did Dan, who's promised both sides but only Bible-swore to one.. he also admittedly played devil's advocate and talked about the merits of keeping either nominee.. I believe he was the first to mention the obvious fact that losing Jessie would cripple Michelle
A highlight was Jerry snapping at Libra at one point when she tried to cut him off, saying "Just a minute, goddamn - Libra, can I talk please?!" but then he turned the floor over to her anyway.. the meeting broke up when Memphis Bob mugged in the spyscreen cam, showing them booze had arrived
Here they go again
Replaying it later, April & Ollie agreed that everyone was too quiet, too complacent to be believed, except Libra, who April said is a "fucking manipulating bitch".. Ollie said maybe he should put out some feelers by letting a few think he's thinking about voting out Jessie.. April's still stuck on her wishes, her betrayals, and on her having won a comp that was harder than anyone else's winsThey took longer than usual getting around to sex tonight, but when they did it was BJ followed by April on top, followed by shorter than usual about-April chatter before separating to far sides of the bed
Find more screencaps (including the possible message from the feedmasters) in the forum, thanks to chewy9028, Gwynndal, and Alwaysroomforcake.. more to follow
Daily ratings - Is it Thursday yet? edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
They didn't have to air 'whore slut skank', and they should have made the money split clearer, but those negatives are neutralized by super big ups to our favorite camera operator who (hopefully) gave us a clue of things to come. |
 
Won: $4k (TBC)HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD She really is a piece of work and it's a wonder Ollie puts up with her. Her fall from HOH to citizen is guaranteed to be longer & harder than usual, since her time at the top has been a disaster.. it can only get worse for her. Those keeping track will note that she seems to be running 'late' although she hasn't mentioned it yet. |
  
AMERICA'S TEMP PLAYERHe talked to us a bit from the hammock tonight, saying he'd keep throwing comps, and he made it clear that the AP thingy has already gone to his head a bit. But we can overlook that as he's doing such a good job of it. April said he'd told her that he & girlfriend Monica were meant to be a 'twist' couple last season, and it could be true: his sister's been a Hamsterwatcher for awhile. Hi Kelly! |
 
Won: $3k (TBC)All eyes will be on April when the big news hits her (hopefully on live TV Thursday night) but Jerry's been in as many fights as anyone so far, and he'll probably be pooping kittens when Julie says 'Jessie, you have been evicted' and for several days after. |
  
NOMINATED'Don't go away mad, just go away.' |
 
Her saran-wrapped sauna was interesting, but I thought we'd stepped back from the everlasting showbiz tales with Memphis Bob. They made a sorry return today along with more Hooters chat than anyone needs. She's in a good spot at the moment though, and made a good showing at April's summit meeting. Both Battling Barbies are warming up in their corners.. very soon we should have them at each other's throats again. |
 
Won: Hawaii trip, $3k (TBC)She boo-hoo'd to her roomies tonight about missing her babies, but I think Renny & Keesha are both immune to that ploy by now. When Libra realizes that she's missing the weeks when her twins turn from cute eating & pooping machines into little people is when she'll really have something to cry about. |
 
Won: Classic CamaroNOMINATED He's coming alive again in a big way, which is setting off alarms for April & Jerry. But it's good for us: he told several very animated stories today, cracked up, and even walked around as The Great Cornholio for awhile. He's also got a very good handle on who's who in there and what's going on. He gave Dan his scenarios of who each of them might put up as HOH, and they sounded spot on. |
 
If all goes according to pattern, she'll win HOH this week and then things will really get fun! |
 
Either he's totally in the dark about what's seen and how fast word spreads about it, or his whole bio is a crock, or he's playing April.. I sure can't call it. After going at it every night this week (and some afternoons), I wonder what they'll do next week when they're back in the general population. |
 
She gave more professional haircuts today for free, subtly stirred up Jerry & Libra a bit during April's summit, and entertained the troops as usual after the booze arrived. She's shaping up to be the first hamster since Dr. Will who can fill the role of puppetmaster - and still be liked by most in there and out here. |
   The third fan fave to walk the plank, she was a great sidekick to the fun guys but she didn't bring much after they left, including any real attempt to save herself. Like many who have gone before, she seems like she'd be a cool person in reality, but this isn't. Her angry hat and illegal tribute bandana aside, she did a great Julie puppet and manscaping. Bikini fans will miss her, as will the Behind Pillows alliance. |
   They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINKS OF THE DAY
B-Side Blog with Sunday's show
America's Player question is who should Dan vote to evict? Vote for Jessie at CBS.com - polls are closed
Another recycled gimmick:
Send in your wake-up calls
before Wednesday, 6pm PDT
and please make them good
B-Side Blog with Sunday's show
America's Player question is who should Dan vote to evict? Vote for Jessie at CBS.com - polls are closed
Another recycled gimmick:
Send in your wake-up calls
before Wednesday, 6pm PDT
and please make them good
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LINES OF THE DAY
Ollie: What if I was to just run full speed into a wall - would it hurt?
April: I have a KRZR (phone).. mine has a mirror on it, that's why I got it
Dan: Memphis, when you get out of here the AARP is gonna want to kill you
Libra: Are you getting a haircut, Dan?
Dan: I don't need a haircut
Libra: It's one of his tasks that he can't get a haircut
Michelle: It's not in his contract, people
April: It's in the power room
Ollie: The what?
April: The power of love room.. I call it the doom room
Ollie: I just wear the apron 'cause I like it
April: Jerry's the POV winner and I'm the head of household, but that doesn't mean shit.. they just care about themselves
April: Memphis has a $60,000 car!
April: Next week we have 6 against 2
Renny: They don't put crap like this on tv, do they?
April (to Ollie, after sex): We'll forever be on E! Reality TV Hookups!
DAILY JERRYISMS
(about his slop concoction): It's like a honey candy bar
(Dan & Ollie debate whether to keep tossing a ball): You gotta save something for tomorrow
Just a minute, goddamn - Libra, can I talk please?!
I think we (The Seven) are the strongest alliance ever existed in Big Brother
(to Jessie): Believe me, I have saved you
Ollie: What if I was to just run full speed into a wall - would it hurt?
April: I have a KRZR (phone).. mine has a mirror on it, that's why I got it
Dan: Memphis, when you get out of here the AARP is gonna want to kill you
Libra: Are you getting a haircut, Dan?
Dan: I don't need a haircut
Libra: It's one of his tasks that he can't get a haircut
Michelle: It's not in his contract, people
April: It's in the power room
Ollie: The what?
April: The power of love room.. I call it the doom room
Ollie: I just wear the apron 'cause I like it
April: Jerry's the POV winner and I'm the head of household, but that doesn't mean shit.. they just care about themselves
April: Memphis has a $60,000 car!
April: Next week we have 6 against 2
Renny: They don't put crap like this on tv, do they?
April (to Ollie, after sex): We'll forever be on E! Reality TV Hookups!
DAILY JERRYISMS
(about his slop concoction): It's like a honey candy bar
(Dan & Ollie debate whether to keep tossing a ball): You gotta save something for tomorrow
Just a minute, goddamn - Libra, can I talk please?!
I think we (The Seven) are the strongest alliance ever existed in Big Brother
(to Jessie): Believe me, I have saved you
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (9x)
Makeout pairings: April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 7
Jessie vs Renny (pre-feeds)
April vs Keesha
Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
Jerry vs Michelle
Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
April, Keesha, Libra, Jessie free-for-all
April vs Ollie
Impressive party tricks: Renny
'The Soup' mentions: 2 (meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation, and Jessie's HOH pics of himself)
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1 (Ollie/April sex with the lights on)
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