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Tuesday, August 5 at 9pm: Veto comp, veto meeting, Dan hugs somebody, assorted out-of-sequence dramas
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Sunday's show placed second for the hour with a 4.4 rating and 8 share, behind NFL Hall of Fame football on NBC with 4.8/9.
AMERICA'S PLAYER
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered: whether it's a $20k package deal or $5k per task isn't clear. It's also not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered: whether it's a $20k package deal or $5k per task isn't clear. It's also not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
A very good chance of fights and sex, otherwise mostly downtime til Thursday
Libra's birthday is Wednesday
Dan will have four AP tasks: who to get nominated, who to get evicted, plus two 'fun tasks'
Apparently they'll be on Craig Ferguson every Wednesday night now
FAQ
Jerry's on slop (but he ate birthday cake on Sunday)
Michelle's in the red catsuit
Memphis Bob has a slop pass
BB announcements - clues?
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
'Switzerland' or 'The Psychologist' refers to Diary Room; 'Vacation' refers to pre-show hotel sequester
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k, and second place gets $50k. The weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
The recorded Big Brother announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
Finale is scheduled for September 17. It's a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> April is Head of Household - Jessie & Memphis Bob are nominated <<
>> Jerry did not use the veto <<
Dan takes aim
Maybe he's just practicing his juggling, but don't be too sure: he scored a direct hit not once but twice last night, and no man's junk is safe in there.. as yesterday's Hamsterwatch breakout star, it's only fitting that he should lead off today's episode, particularly since he's about to become the man in the middle of the upcoming mob warsJerry didn't use the veto, so the current status is Keesha, Libra, Renny & Memphis Bob think they've got Dan's vote and they have his word, handshakes, and a Bible swear to back it up; while April, Ollie, Jerry, Michelle & Jessie think Dan's with them.. what none of them know (possibly including Dan himself) is that his vote belongs to us
Somehow they all seem to know or at least suspect what the other side's up to (except Dan's double-dipping), but nothing's out in the open yet.. when it does all come out - and it will - take cover, and pass the popcornMeanwhile, Michelle finally succumbed to Diary pressure and/or heat and fashioned herself a tanning outfit.. it's a more sedate version than Jen's, but it's her own
Dan swears some more
He's not starring here for the second day in a row because he's such an overpowering presence in there, although he does seem to be the only one who can enjoy a little fun for fun's sake, and it's not even so much that he has a pivotal role coming up soon.. it's more that the rest of them are mostly lumpsRenny had him Bible-swear again that he'll vote out Jessie, which he did.. it was done with fun & jest, with Renny pre-enacting Jessie's surprise eviction, but there was a kick to it too: she's all about subtle reinforcement
Then again, it happened pretty soon after 9pm, so maybe it was requested for Showtime's benefit and/or the CBS editors didn't have a good enough version of last night's swearing to put on the air
It was a long day of mostly eating & sleeping with some occasional psst-pssting, but it's just the calm before the storm that's brewing
Another dog 'n pony show
Ollie & April are getting to be pretty predictable: lay around and talk game, make out, talk about April, bicker, make out, argue about April, make out, make out some more, do the deed, Ollie orgasms, all hunt for undies, talk about April, talk about April's disguised insecurities, argue, talk game, snoreThey kept it under covers this time, except for a quick sheet-flap for air, or something
And that's that
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Daily ratings - Apprehension edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
Veto comp cash & prizes will be posted when made official on Tuesday's show
  
Is it me, or does the fishies music loop sometimes play faster than other times? It was odd but funny when they stepped in to stop political chat, since they're the ones who hyped that up as our summer theme.. (good thing it didn't come to pass). On second thought, maybe not so odd: it was during Showtime - they'd probably have to allow equal time for any mentioned names. I'd like to submit a request on behalf of all feedsters that they get their nail clippers back, and take away the nail file! The ongoing WHKKKK WHHKKK WHKKKK WHHKKKK WWHHKKKK soundtrack really is not good tv. |
 
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLDStill waiting on the long-overdue & over-promoted OCD, but Libra's the one counting everything. She's letting everyone think she & Ollie haven't done the deed, and instead spreading the word that if anyone has, it's probably Michelle & Jessie. She can't really be around any conversation without turning it April-centric, and that's getting real old. She's also talking a lot about how much money she makes (6 figures, per her), which is game suicide for those in the 'needs the money' camp. See Ollie re their sex tally. |
  
AMERICA'S TEMP PLAYERHamsterwatch star of the day for two days running: he's got something going on.. the rest of them sure don't lately. He's about to become the star of the week and the CBS show too. Let's just hope he lays low and his pivotal role is overlooked for a bit when the mob implodes and the Barbies go back to open battling - he could be a bleeder. |
 
He's still in there and while he has suspicions about what might happen, I think he might have some of the more spectacular blowups when it all comes down. After all, the alliance of seven is his baby - in his mind, anyway. |
  
NOMINATEDIs he still around?? |
 
She's getting vocal about April again, and it's not pretty. She seems to be revving up for the next Barbies Battle, as is April. Nobody knows if it'll build for another couple days and explode Thursday night, or if we'll get some pre-shocks before then but whenever it happens, it's gonna be good. |
 
She has to make everything Libra-centric but in her case, it's a matter of just topping everyone else's story with a bigger, funnier, sadder, or more outrageous version of her own. Like April's April-centricity, it's getting old. I'm glad Libra didn't bite the political bait tonight though, especially after she was promoted as bringing only that to the table. |
 
Won: Classic CamaroNOMINATED This guy has to be pinching himself, having gone from high on the Doomed Friends of Brian hit list to being in bed with the majority vote, and seemingly without even trying! Ups for that, and for trying to put an end to political debate before it started, and then when it did start, for removing himself from the scene. |
 
She needs to be detached from that guy she seems velcro'd to, and soon. |
 
He & April are making me work too hard keeping up their sidebar tally.. I think I'll probably lose count soon after they hit 10. It's a really sad state of affairs when I spend my time keeping track of how many times people I don't know have sex, and I'm not proud of it. |
 
She's doing her work with a tone of having fun lately, but she's working hard. She made Dan reinforce his Bible swear amid comedy, she fished a bunch of info from both Dan & Memphis Bob without giving up more than she wanted of her own, plus she got Keesha to re-enact the entire Barbie Battle Volume 1 for Dan - and she kept focusing on that key phrase 'Barbie bitch', getting Keesha all riled up about April again, just in time. She also put on another great late night show after Dan & Memphis Bob raided the tie-dye room. With the amount of laughter and squealing they put out, this secret alliance won't be secret for long, but it was a good time, especially Renny as the bumbling BB doctor. |
   The third fan fave to walk the plank, she was a great sidekick to the fun guys but she didn't bring much after they left, including any real attempt to save herself. Like many who have gone before, she seems like she'd be a cool person in reality, but this isn't. Her angry hat and illegal tribute bandana aside, she did a great Julie puppet and manscaping. Bikini fans will miss her, as will the Behind Pillows alliance. |
   They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINES OF THE DAY
(Keesha & Memphis Bob joking that they're in there for rehab for drinking & going out too much):
Ollie: I'm in here for too much sex rehab
April: I'm ready for this week to be over - I want it to be next week
Big Brother: You are not allowed to talk about production
April: I just don't understand how they hear every single conversation
Michelle: Where do you come up with some of the shit that comes out of your mouth?
Jessie: I have very sporadic thoughts
(about BB9 James & Chelsia):
Ollie: They hooked up in this house - they didn't show it though
....
Ollie: He did gay porn?? What is he, bisexual?
[fishies]
April: I've never had a speeding ticket or no infraction at all.. except my DUI
Big Brother: Renny, you are not allowed to talk about your Diary room sessions with other houseguests
Renny: What? You've been working too long
Libra: Once you're in here, you realize that there are truly 24 hours in a day
(after daily doggie sex):
Ollie: Do you think they're playing stupid?
April: No, I really think they don't think we are!
DAILY JERRYISMS
A stiff dick has no conscience
Jerry: The greatest empire was the Roman empire
Dan: Were you alive during the Roman empire?
(Keesha & Memphis Bob joking that they're in there for rehab for drinking & going out too much):
Ollie: I'm in here for too much sex rehab
April: I'm ready for this week to be over - I want it to be next week
Big Brother: You are not allowed to talk about production
April: I just don't understand how they hear every single conversation
Michelle: Where do you come up with some of the shit that comes out of your mouth?
Jessie: I have very sporadic thoughts
(about BB9 James & Chelsia):
Ollie: They hooked up in this house - they didn't show it though
....
Ollie: He did gay porn?? What is he, bisexual?
[fishies]
April: I've never had a speeding ticket or no infraction at all.. except my DUI
Big Brother: Renny, you are not allowed to talk about your Diary room sessions with other houseguests
Renny: What? You've been working too long
Libra: Once you're in here, you realize that there are truly 24 hours in a day
(after daily doggie sex):
Ollie: Do you think they're playing stupid?
April: No, I really think they don't think we are!
DAILY JERRYISMS
A stiff dick has no conscience
Jerry: The greatest empire was the Roman empire
Dan: Were you alive during the Roman empire?
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (8x)
Makeout pairings: April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 7
Jessie vs Renny (pre-feeds)
April vs Keesha
Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
Jerry vs Michelle
Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
April, Keesha, Libra, Jessie free-for-all
April vs Ollie
Impressive party tricks: Renny
'The Soup' mentions: 2 (meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation, and Jessie's HOH pics of himself)
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1 (Ollie/April sex with the lights on)
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