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Tuesday, August 5 at 9pm: Veto comp, veto meeting, Dan hugs somebody, assorted out-of-sequence dramas
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Sunday's show placed second for the hour with a 4.4 rating and 8 share, behind NFL Hall of Fame football on NBC with 4.8/9.
AMERICA'S PLAYER
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered: whether it's a $20k package deal or $5k per task isn't clear. It's also not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Task 2: Who should Dan hug for 10 seconds? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered: whether it's a $20k package deal or $5k per task isn't clear. It's also not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
A very good chance of fights
Veto meeting on Monday
Libra's birthday is Wednesday
Dan will have four AP tasks: who to get nominated, who to get evicted, plus two 'fun tasks'
Apparently they'll be on Craig Ferguson every Wednesday night now
HOW'S THE WEATHER?
FAQ
Jerry's on slop (but he ate cake Sunday night)
Michelle's in the red catsuit
Memphis Bob has a slop pass
BB announcements - clues?
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
'Switzerland' or 'The Psychologist' refers to Diary Room
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k, and second place gets $50k. The weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
The recorded Big Brother announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
Finale is scheduled for September 17. It's a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> April is Head of Household - Jessie & Memphis Bob are nominated - Jerry holds veto <<
Scraping by
Today's grooming took the form of Libra scraping Dan's feet, grossing out April among others, including many feedstersKeesha's busy working today, as is Memphis Bob, and both Michelle & Jessie as usual.. Ollie's been putting in overtime though, trying to get April to agree to team up with Michelle & Jessie in a foursome bloc to back up and/or replace their mob ties - and all this while following up last night's doggie show with an afternoon quickie in the HOH
Thursday is way too far off for me to follow much of the vote chat, but it continues nonstopMichelle has styled her catsuit into something her own, rather than copy-catting something that's already been done.. it has a double bonus of not only working for her, but also thwarting Diary's ridiculous instructions.. also, she was given a spare for laundry day
Quit hurting them, Dan
In a surprising turn of events, the nice church boy attacked the elderly gentleman's personal junk, with a ballJerry was really hurting - he doubled up, tears and all.. Dan bustled around apologizing, but the damage had been done
The assembled company laughed like home videos shows have taught them to do, but Ollie went into hysterics, since Dan had done the same thing to him an hour earlier.. the AP "hug" task is a dopey one, but it's starting to look like they asked for a vote on "Which houseguest should Dan hit in the nuts?"
The mob cracks wide open
Apparently Dan really doesn't understand his new job and/or he's pretty confident about how Tuesday night's instructions will play out, as he shook hands and gave his word that he'll vote out JessieHe was brought in at the end of a very busy waffling day to promise Keesha, Libra & Memphis Bob that he'll go with them and Renny (who was conveniently absent for the promising part) and against April.. he didn't hesitate, so maybe he doesn't know his vote will be assigned, but either way, he won't have to work very hard at convincing them to boot Jessie now
Coincidental timing that this was all finalized the same day April & Ollie were also making alternate plans, but no matter: we're guaranteed more fireworks now, sooner or later
Dan strikes again
He got his call to Diary, along with the others who were paged in there for distraction.. following him around the feeds to see who Karen in Ohio and others wanted him to hug, he made a few diversion rounds himselfFirst stop was the tie-dye room, where Renny had him swear on his own Bible that he was truly down with the new plan, which he did readily.. he gave her a quick random hug to throw us off, then headed outside to Memphis Bob for a heart-to-heart, but there was no contact
Then he went into the spa where Jessie harangued at him from a pink pillow fort for a half hour or so.. Dan gave no indication that he had just sworn to betray him, and then he started to cry
It was a great performance, rivaling the one BB9 Joshuah put on for Adam, and Jessie bought it.. he popped up from his pink pillows and consoled & comforted - well, as best he could, seeing as how it wasn't about him.. finally Dan grabbed hold and didn't let go even when Jessie tried to.. he held on for about 12 seconds
The best part was when Jessie finally escaped, and Dan had a little private celebration complete with mocking his own phony tears and huge ear-to-ear grins.. it was a dopey task, but he pulled it off beautifully
Find a few more screencaps in the forum thanks to Gwynndal..
(you guys sure liked the doggie-style caps! naughty naughty ;)
Daily ratings - Things we'd like to see edition
Ratings aren't based on anything today, so free neutrals for most
Veto comp cash & prizes will be posted when made official on Tuesday's show
  
The list is too long, but let's start with an easy one: fine them for singing.. it would stop fast. |
 
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLDHer mostly male (per her) co-workers when they gather round Monday morning to watch her doggie-style porn show. Also, the inevitable next chapter of Battling Barbies. |
  
AMERICA'S TEMP PLAYERI'd like to see them take his deadly weapons away.. I don't know if the menfolk in there can take many more hits. He does get the day's only ups for his brilliant performance and especially his cute & joyous private celebration afterward. |
 
HOLDS VETOI do NOT want to see him cringing and tearing up with nut-pain again. Ever. |
  
NOMINATED'Jessie, you have been evicted.' |
 
See April, minus the co-workers part. |
 
I wanted to see her home with her babies instead of rotting away in Paradise© all those extra weeks, but I guess it's not going to happen. |
 
Won: Classic CamaroNOMINATED See Jessie. |
 
See Jessie, with a p.s. that it'll be good to see her working on her own again. |
 
His face when he finds out we saw his dog 'n pony show with April. |
 
More of the same.. just keep it coming. |
   The third fan fave to walk the plank, she was a great sidekick to the fun guys but she didn't bring much after they left, including any real attempt to save herself. Like many who have gone before, she seems like she'd be a cool person in reality, but this isn't. Her angry hat and illegal tribute bandana aside, she did a great Julie puppet and manscaping. Bikini fans will miss her, as will the Behind Pillows alliance. |
   They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Memphis Bob: what would we do if Renny wasn't here? We'd be eating grilled cheese every night
(after afternoon quickie):
April: I should walk out like this and see what they say
Ollie: Keep your hair like that
Libra: Why don't you just take a fucking screwdriver and stick it in my back, and twist a few times? A Phillips head, preferably
(after Dan hit Jerry's nuts, hard):
Jerry: Oh, it hurts bad..
April: Does it really hurt that bad?
[all the guys]: YES it does
Jerry: I hope to hell they don't put that on national tv.. Christ, that hurt
Ollie [laughing]: It just happened to me literally an hour ago, by the same guy.. that's why I'm laughing
Dan: They were accidents both times
Ollie: You say they were accidents both times.. you tell me
(Libra, Keesha, Memphis Bob, Dan meeting to boot Jessie):
Keesha: Do we have your word?
Dan: Yea, of course
Keesha: I got the 4 votes
[Memphis Bob & Dan shake hands]
Jessie: I am the little guy!
Memphis Bob: what would we do if Renny wasn't here? We'd be eating grilled cheese every night
(after afternoon quickie):
April: I should walk out like this and see what they say
Ollie: Keep your hair like that
Libra: Why don't you just take a fucking screwdriver and stick it in my back, and twist a few times? A Phillips head, preferably
(after Dan hit Jerry's nuts, hard):
Jerry: Oh, it hurts bad..
April: Does it really hurt that bad?
[all the guys]: YES it does
Jerry: I hope to hell they don't put that on national tv.. Christ, that hurt
Ollie [laughing]: It just happened to me literally an hour ago, by the same guy.. that's why I'm laughing
Dan: They were accidents both times
Ollie: You say they were accidents both times.. you tell me
(Libra, Keesha, Memphis Bob, Dan meeting to boot Jessie):
Keesha: Do we have your word?
Dan: Yea, of course
Keesha: I got the 4 votes
[Memphis Bob & Dan shake hands]
Jessie: I am the little guy!
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (7x)
Makeout pairings: April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 7
Jessie vs Renny (pre-feeds)
April vs Keesha
Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
Jerry vs Michelle
Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
April, Keesha, Libra, Jessie free-for-all
April vs Ollie
Impressive party tricks: Renny
'The Soup' mentions: 2 (meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation, and Jessie's HOH pics of himself)
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1 (Ollie/April sex with the lights on)
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