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Sunday, August 3 at 8pm: HOH comp, nominations, assorted out-of-sequence dramas
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Thursday's eviction show placed first for the hour with a 4.3 rating and 8 share, ahead of 'Don't Forget the Lyrics' on Fox with 3.7/7.
AMERICA'S PLAYER
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered: whether it's a $20k package deal or $5k per task isn't clear. It's also not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
Task 1: Who should Dan get nominated? Jessie/successful
Dan gets $20k if successful and not discovered: whether it's a $20k package deal or $5k per task isn't clear. It's also not clear whether all the 'Dan is America's Player' suspicions will invalidate him.
A very good chance of fights
Veto meeting might be Sunday or might be Monday
Libra's birthday is Wednesday
Dan will have four AP tasks: who to get nominated, who to get evicted, plus two 'fun tasks'
Apparently they'll be on Craig Ferguson every Wednesday night now
HOW'S THE WEATHER?
FAQ
Jerry's on slop
Michelle's in the red catsuit
Memphis Bob has a slop pass
BB announcements - clues?
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
'Switzerland' or 'The Psychologist' refers to Diary Room
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k, and second place gets $50k. The weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
The recorded Big Brother announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
Finale is scheduled for September 17. It's a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> April is Head of Household - Jessie & Memphis Bob are nominated - Jerry holds veto <<
Let us rehash
Well, not us: it's how they started their day, ad nauseum.. April, Keesha & Libra replayed last night's fights before & during the veto comp, and all made up again - we'll see how long it lasts this time.. Ollie & Dan each made short guest appearancesDan may not quite get the AP thing yet, as he said he told Jessie that he'll vote "with the house" this week.. maybe he's just covering bases, or maybe he figures a hinky vote couldn't hurt anything: after all, he seems to have gotten away with the one vote that's bucked the season's unanimous trend so far.. suspicions about him continue in HOH since he goes up there "to go potty" so often, and they've escalated to where his sore shoulder, Swim Club rules announcements, and most everything he's said or done have been AP tasks, including that he "invented" his girlfriend Monica
April seems to have Diary confused with CBS and/or us, continually referring to both their questions & her answers in there as "America asked me.." and "I told America.." - umm, okay.. Michelle's catsuit is in place but she's not very happy overall.. Jerry snapped "That's MY slop!" at her over breakfast prep.. maybe he doesn't realize it comes in 7 pound tubs, and they generally keep a few around
Honeymoon's over?
April laid into Ollie before dinner, with a vengeance.. it started over alliances and Jessie, but quickly turned personalApril: Sit in my position for one day, Ollie, one fucking day! I've been through so much in this fucking game - you wouldn't be able to handle it!
April: No matter how it went down, it wouldn't have been fucking perfect enough for you
April: How about you just tell us exactly how you want us to handle it next time, then we'll just come to you and handle it exactly the way you want, Ollie, 'cause we surely don't want to hurt your feelings!
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Ollie: Maybe I need to throw a couple pots & pans around the kitchen so people think I'm normal
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Ollie: It's not my job to figure out where your all heads are at - it's my job to figure out how to advance in the game
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April: Oh, because I cause drama?
Ollie: No, I didn't say that!
April: I can read your fucking mind, you motherfucker
Ollie: That's not where I was going, I promise you [laughs]
April: Yes, you were
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April: Just because you're fucking emotionless doesn't mean everybody in this house is!
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April: It's called trust - especially with me
April: I can see why you've never been in a real relationship
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Ollie: What should I do then?
April: I've got enough problems in my life - I don't need to work out yours
She skipped dinner, citing a bad tummy, but replayed for Keesha & Libra afterwards.. she put enough spin on it that she could get a job editing this thing for CBS.. by the time she was done, she was saying it was Ollie attacking her, and it was mostly all about him being too emotional.. meanwhile Ollie relayed a bit of it to Dan, saying "she's just more confrontational.. she looks on things differently than I"
Enforced catsuit stylings
Michelle said a few times that Diary wants her to style her catsuit into a swimsuit "like Jen".. Libra thought she figured out how to do it, but apparently she didn't watch BB8 either.. regardless, she didn't show Michelle what she came up with
I don't think it's right for them to try to recreate former hamster personalities along with all the recycled gimmicks.. Michelle's doing just fine with it: the poodle harness was inspired
Speaking of doggies
It wasn't poodles this timeThis was more of a show than we've ever actually seen on the feeds: this was just shy of full fledged porn, doggie-style.. afterwards April giggled and said "We sure put on a show for the producers".. I guess she really does like having an audience, and I suspect she knows a few thousand more were watching than those at feedmaster central
Find a few more screencaps in the forum
Daily ratings - Droning on edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
Veto comp cash & prizes will be posted when made official on Tuesday's show
  
It's BB10: not BB8 and not BB9. Jen's not there and Sheila's not there, and they need to let Michelle wear the damn thing however she wants! Also, they should let her know she can wash the thing just like they let Jen & Sheila know. Come to think of it, Sheila didn't even wear hers half the time. Also, while I'm not putting much stock into something just because Jessie said it (sometimes he leaks through), he's pretty adamant that the letter from home he won didn't sound like his mom, and Michelle & Ollie both agreed it sounded generic and could have been written by anyone for anyone. Things that make you go hmmm. |
  
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLDCautionary ups as her victimized princess act is getting old fast, but wow did she put on another show today when she attacked Ollie for.. nothing? She started with an agenda but strayed from it quickly, preferring to stomp her foot about her horrible time as HOH, attacking him, and then escalating when he wouldn't fight back. Then she turned the tables completely when she retold it all to her girls, and then strutted around in the community apron with her boobies spilling out. This girl is quite a piece of work. She seemed positively baffled when Ollie returned to her later as if nothing had happened, and she even went into semi-shutdown mode when he inadvertently touched some nerves about her own about intimacy issues, but she got past it (or buried it) with late night makeup sex. |
  
AMERICA'S TEMP PLAYERHe seems like a nice guy - too nice for hamsterwatching. His goody two-shoes routine is getting real old, and his 'I didn't sign up for this!' protests fall as flat as those who complain about slop, paranoia, catsuits, mean people, drunks in the night, Diary persuasion, and etc etc etc. Everyone but the 13 dweebs in there knew what to expect, and they need to suck it up or go home. But Dan's Swim Club keeps him at neutral today, since Renny & Ollie are so tickled with their accomplishments. |
 
HOLDS VETOGeronimo! |
  
NOMINATEDHe's still there, still haranguing, and I'm still ignoring. |
 
She seems to be covering her rear, front, sides and diagonals lately, but when she's not screaming & cussing, she's back to being kind of annoying. Today's additions to the ever-growing Keesha Knowledge Base: she once had sex in a tanning bed while an employee of the tanning salon, and she's changed her celebrity makeout story to he tried to make out with her but she turned her head, and she went off with a famous runway model instead. |
 
She's not really doing it for me either, and I really don't need an hour about how horny she is anymore than I need to hear about that from the rest of them. |
 
Won: Classic CamaroNOMINATED He's becoming quite the get-around guy, to the point of hanging in the tie-dye room with the girls for a long time tonight, and that's on top of cozying up with Keesha here & there like always. But fun- and watching-wise, he's a shadow of his former self. We did finally find out the name he called Jerry that he'd never been called before, and that caused such an uproar: 'motherfucker'. |
 
I can't listen to her much as she's always with 'him' but she seems to be adapting to her assigned wardrobe better than it was looking like she would. Ups are to counter the unbelievable directions from Diary that she has to fashion a catsuit swimsuit like BB8 Jen: I hope she continues wearing the poodle instead, out of spite. If we can dump the dead weight once and for all, I think she'll become a lot more watchable than the other girls, but meanwhile it'll be fun to watch them fume when Michelle gets Julie's attention on the next live show, and even more so when Craig Ferguson shines his spotlight on her this week.. you know he will. |
 
He was extremely proud of swimming a couple pool lengths on his own - as he should be - and then he topped that by letting April rant & rave at him in a really vicious way, and he barely batted an eye. He seems genuine in every way, including his feelings for her (despite her challenging him about that, and her overall shrew-ness). He's becoming one of the only ones worthy of rooting for, even if he does have several secret squirrel meetings a day with Jessie. After all was said and done, he & April chalked up two more points today for the Extracurricular Tally. |
 
She's holding her own, entertaining the drunks at their first Showtime hot tub party (well, hot tub foot-dipping anyway), and I think she's still got her eye on everything she needs to keep it on. She might not be fully aware of how busy Jessie's been, but I have a feeling she doesn't much care whether he or Memphis Bob exits next. Kudos to her as well as Ollie for their excellent swimming progress and for swimming a couple lengths of the pool today! |
   The third fan fave to walk the plank, she was a great sidekick to the fun guys but she didn't bring much after they left, including any real attempt to save herself. Like many who have gone before, she seems like she'd be a cool person in reality, but this isn't. Her angry hat and illegal tribute bandana aside, she did a great Julie puppet and manscaping. Bikini fans will miss her, as will the Behind Pillows alliance. |
   They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Dan: I told [Jessie] I'm voting with the house this week
April (about Diary): America is trying to get me to keep saying my word is that Jessie isn't my target either
Ollie: I can't even take a piss without somebody looking at me crazy now
Libra: Whoever goes to the Diary room most is [AP].. whoever goes to HOH most is it
Keesha (to Renny): I'd rather have Libra around than April
Memphis Bob (to Keesha): The only reason [April]'s keeping Jessie here is to get rid of you and Libra
Keesha: Once I saw April, I knew 30 would be ok.. most 30-year-olds that I meet look..
April: Old?
Keesha: Yea, look their age
Michelle: I'm gonna have to use my sexuality to get through the rest of the game now
Jessie: Uh-oh
April: I don't date guys for a long period of time
DAILY JERRYISMS
Ollie, you can sleep a lot
..and Melissa - er, what's her name? Keesha
(to April): Hi baby, give me a hug
No, I've never been called 'daddy' [sexually].. I would say something but I better not.. just remember the word 'Geronimo!' Charge!
Joanne (Mrs. Jerry) knows me like the back of a book
Dan: I told [Jessie] I'm voting with the house this week
April (about Diary): America is trying to get me to keep saying my word is that Jessie isn't my target either
Ollie: I can't even take a piss without somebody looking at me crazy now
Libra: Whoever goes to the Diary room most is [AP].. whoever goes to HOH most is it
Keesha (to Renny): I'd rather have Libra around than April
Memphis Bob (to Keesha): The only reason [April]'s keeping Jessie here is to get rid of you and Libra
Keesha: Once I saw April, I knew 30 would be ok.. most 30-year-olds that I meet look..
April: Old?
Keesha: Yea, look their age
Michelle: I'm gonna have to use my sexuality to get through the rest of the game now
Jessie: Uh-oh
April: I don't date guys for a long period of time
DAILY JERRYISMS
Ollie, you can sleep a lot
..and Melissa - er, what's her name? Keesha
(to April): Hi baby, give me a hug
No, I've never been called 'daddy' [sexually].. I would say something but I better not.. just remember the word 'Geronimo!' Charge!
Joanne (Mrs. Jerry) knows me like the back of a book
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (6x)
Makeout pairings: April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 7
Jessie vs Renny (pre-feeds)
April vs Keesha
Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
Jerry vs Michelle
Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
April, Keesha, Libra, Jessie free-for-all
April vs Ollie
Impressive party tricks: Renny
'The Soup' mentions: 2 (meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation, and Jessie's HOH pics of himself)
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1 (Ollie/April sex with the lights on)
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