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Sunday, August 3 at 8pm: HOH comp, nominations, assorted out-of-sequence dramas
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's eviction show placed first for the hour with a 4.3 rating and 8 share, ahead of 'Don't Forget the Lyrics' on Fox with 3.7/7.
A very good chance of fights
Veto meeting is probably Monday
Libra's birthday is Wednesday
Dan will have four AP tasks: who to get nominated, who to get evicted, plus two 'fun tasks'
Apparently they'll be on Craig Ferguson every Wednesday night now
FAQ
Jerry's on slop
Michelle's in the red catsuit
Memphis Bob has a slop pass
BB announcements - clues?
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
'Switzerland' or 'The Psychologist' refers to Diary Room
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k, and second place gets $50k. The weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
The recorded Big Brother announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
Finale is scheduled for September 17. It's a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> April is Head of Household - Jessie & Memphis Bob were nominated <<
>> Jerry won veto <<
Pedal faster, Dan
His assigned target appears to be Jessie, but he isn't very blatant about it.. Libra & April have both been saying he must be America's Player, and suspicion is swirling around him throwing the HOH comp.. many of them are also now convinced the earthquake was specially created just for them, pool and allApril put up Memphis Bob & Jessie, per plan.. she put Michelle's key first or early "to prove a point to America that I wouldn't go back on my word" so maybe the deal(s) didn't include Jessie after all
There's no food comp this week, as CBS has the HOH comp for that spot on Sunday's show: food comps aren't about depriving the hamsters nearly so much as they are about network programming
Michelle's traveling Portugese lessons were turned around on her when Dan decided she needed to learn to speak EnglishHe tried to get her to say things like LAD-DER and WA-TER.. it was very much like a scene from The Miracle Worker, but with a lesser cast.. she got the words enounced okay, but when repeating a full sentence, she reverted to "I climbed the ladduh ta get some wotuh"
Fight night deluxe
Meanwhile April had a hissy fit in HOH after they drew names for the veto comp and found out it would be played tonight, crying that the whole house is against her! And BB too! And how she just wanted ONE DAY of peace in there!Michelle, Libra and Jerry were drawn to play, with Renny hosting.. they were given hockey sticks earlier, and something's been built in the backyard
Somehow it all hit the fan about then: Libra started crying & yelling because someone said she'd tank in the comp; Jessie ran up to HOH to mouth off about Keesha; Keesha started screaming and cussing a mile a minute; Renny told Jerry to shut up, then fetched Memphis Bob to join for some reason; Jerry said "it's about love" and hugged the girls; Michelle visited for a short outburst; Ollie stood around soaking it up and announcing birthday cookie-cake; and Libra put the smackdown on JessieIt was a joy to behold, if a bit tricky to follow, but not to worry: it'll all get retold for days & days.. Dan's the only one who sat out completely
Then to top off an otherwise lovely evening, they let slip a couple desktop shots during the comp trivia, and finally, some things about this mess begin to come clear: the computer that maybe switches the bubbles, fishies and trivia on & off has a desktop icon spelled "bubbles.anamiation.mov"
Catsuit comeback
They came back at 3am with name jerseys and referee shirts, and news that Jerry won the veto! He's also back on slop thanks to Memphis Bob, who won a slop pass, and Michelle's in the red catsuit for a week (she'd said she'd love to "win" that when playing in the green one, but she's bitching about it now.. wait til Craig Ferguson sees it)Someone gets a letter from home, someone (Libra?) won a Hawaii trip, and $10k was split between Jerry and a couple others in the HOH crew - there's already a bit of sniping about that.. Michelle's talking about quitting & going home, but we know that won't happen
Rumblings, mutterings, bashings & trashings carried on into the night/morning, except in HOH where April & Ollie turned up the heat and went undercovers
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Daily ratings - H-E-double hockey sticks edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value.. veto comp cash & prizes will be posted when made official on Tuesday's show
  
I don't recall an announcement of a night-time veto comp ever setting off this many fireworks before. Whatever they did or however they said it, something worked. Now if only they'd cut their meathead loose, we could enjoy the impending mob implosion and the rest of the season a lot more. Last minute upgrade to ups for 'anamiation'. |
 
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLDShe set off tonight's feeding frenzy with a little 'poor me' episode that got her botox wearing off (ass-uming she's had some and doesn't just look like it, of course), but she couldn't keep up when the professionals victims took over. But she was great tonight for apparently thinking a night-time veto comp was a personal attack on her, and that maybe her HOH week shouldn't have a veto at all. |
  
AMERICA'S TEMP PLAYERTeaching Michelle how to say LAD-DER was one thing, as was his high-speed grace-by-rote over another awkward family dinner (even though he added a nice p.s.) but that stuff can't hold a candle to the fireworks he sat out tonight. More of them are mentioning his name with suspicions of America's Player now: he's got his work cut out for him. |
 
HOLDS VETOLeave it to Jerry to jump into the fray with a message of love and hugs for the girls, and then to wrap things up by dissing Memphis Bob some more, who was the second least involved hamster in the festivities. Jerry's other contribution to the day was his endorsement of which Hamburger Helper flavors he likes best. Very late upgrade to ups for winning the veto: who'da thunk it?! Even if he's already throwing his weight around about it. |
  
NOMINATEDHe's still on Ignore so I didn't listen to his HOH spiel that set off this mess tonight, but I really did enjoy Libra's verbally smacking him into the middle of next week. |
 
What a lovely birthday it turned out to be for her! And could we have a few more F-bombs with those hot wings? |
 
For a half hour or so tonight when she was laying into Jessie, she spoke for me and many Hamsterwatchers. That isn't likely to happen often and it doesn't excuse her really, really long lament about how much her feelings were really, really hurt when her comp skills were questioned, but you have to wonder why she expended so much energy just before what she was calling a really, really important veto comp. |
 
Won: Classic CamaroNOMINATED He sat out most of the brouhaha with Dan and didn't get too involved in it, except for a few minutes when it looked like Renny went and dragged him into it: that was one of the odder moments of this whole thing. He's still April's target but the rest of her brood seems to have it in for Jessie now, so these two guys could end up being key factors in the inevitable, and possibly sooner than expected, implosion of the Battling Barbies & Friends mob. |
 
She got a few licks in, but I didn't pay much attention.. she's become too interchangeable with you-know-who for me to listen to her more than necessary. |
 
He was at ground zero for most of the battles in tonight's war, and I don't think it was accidental. Most of the time there was screaming going on, you could see him in the background just soaking it all up. His shining moments came when he casually announced birthday cake (cookie) was ready a couple times during the loudest confrontations. |
 
I told you yesterday that she'd been starting to plant a little wedge between Keesha & April and sure enough, those two were at each other again tonight, just like the old days. Renny also stirred up the overall habitat tension by making another family dinner and serving it up to the grumpy crowd immediately after noms - you just gotta love her style. Her antagonism for Jerry might be getting in her way a bit though, as all sights were zeroed in on Jessie when Renny suddenly attacked Jerry again. She needs to handle her immediate problems immediately: Jerry truly can be gotten rid of at anytime and if by some quirk he sticks til the end, he'll have no chance against Renny or anyone else for the final three endurance comp.. for that matter, he doesn't have great chances to win many more comps to get to that point, does he?? |
   The third fan fave to walk the plank, she was a great sidekick to the fun guys but she didn't bring much after they left, including any real attempt to save herself. Like many who have gone before, she seems like she'd be a cool person in reality, but this isn't. Her angry hat and illegal tribute bandana aside, she did a great Julie puppet and manscaping. Bikini fans will miss her, as will the Behind Pillows alliance. |
   They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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B-Side Blog on Thursday's eviction
AP question was 'Who should Dan get nominated?' Jessie
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LINES OF THE DAY
Keesha: I mean serious, what is he (Jessie) good for?
Libra: Eat and sleep, and make eyes at Michelle
Ollie: I don't miss a thing
Libra (shouting): As far as letting other people hear, I would whisper but my feelings are hurt
Keesha: I stood up for you fucking last week!
Libra: Don't cuss
Keesha: I'm not cussing! But I fucking proved myself time & time & time again, and I'm still getting thrown fucking rude comments to me!
Libra: Oh my god, Jessie, you are so full of yourself, you can't even see it! The bullshit you're trying to pull was pulled Season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8!
Jessie: Let me talk
Libra: 9 too! It ain't gonna be pulled this fucking season! I'm done with you, I'm sick of you, and you get the fuck on my nerves!
Jessie: Great, great, now I'll talk
....
Libra: We're singing 'Happy Birthday' to Keesha now
Keesha: I had the most stressful week!
April: I just nominated two people!
Jerry: Well anyway, happy birthday again
Keesha: I mean serious, what is he (Jessie) good for?
Libra: Eat and sleep, and make eyes at Michelle
Ollie: I don't miss a thing
Libra (shouting): As far as letting other people hear, I would whisper but my feelings are hurt
Keesha: I stood up for you fucking last week!
Libra: Don't cuss
Keesha: I'm not cussing! But I fucking proved myself time & time & time again, and I'm still getting thrown fucking rude comments to me!
Libra: Oh my god, Jessie, you are so full of yourself, you can't even see it! The bullshit you're trying to pull was pulled Season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and 8!
Jessie: Let me talk
Libra: 9 too! It ain't gonna be pulled this fucking season! I'm done with you, I'm sick of you, and you get the fuck on my nerves!
Jessie: Great, great, now I'll talk
....
Libra: We're singing 'Happy Birthday' to Keesha now
Keesha: I had the most stressful week!
April: I just nominated two people!
Jerry: Well anyway, happy birthday again
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (5x)
Makeout pairings: April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 5
Keesha vs April
Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
Jerry vs Michelle
Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
Keesha, Libra, April, Jessie free-for-all
Impressive party tricks: Renny
'The Soup' mentions: 2 (meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation, and Jessie's HOH pics of himself)
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1 (Ollie/April sex with the lights on)
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