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Sunday, August 3 at 8pm: HOH comp, nominations, assorted out-of-sequence dramas
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday's eviction show placed first for the hour with a 4.3 rating and 8 share, ahead of 'Don't Forget the Lyrics' on Fox with 3.7/7.
Keesha's birthday is Friday, and Libra's is August 6
Nominations on Friday
Veto comp on Saturday
Dan's tasks will likely be made clear shortly after midnight
Apparently they'll be on Craig Ferguson every Wednesday night now
FAQ
The banner was a birthday greeting for one of the millions of other people who live in the area
BB announcements - clues?
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
'Switzerland' or 'The Psychologist' refers to Diary Room
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k. Second place will probably be $50k again, and the weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
The recorded Big Brother announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
Finale is scheduled for September 17. It's a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> Angie evicted 8-0 - April is Head of Household <<
CSI auditions continue
I don't recall a season where so many were comatose this early, especially on live show day.. how quickly they become jadedI don't have much hope that He Who Can't Be Watched will walk the plank tonight, but will wait and see.. if by some off-chance he sticks and wins HOH again, I'm busy learning which fishie is which, and trying to figure out their alliances
CBS's muscle-bound darling said today that he'd "never date another black girl after being in there with Libra", and paranoia is setting in good as some of them are convinced the earthquake was fake - well, they think they're a big enough hit that TPTB could afford to shake the entire habitat around
Somehow Dan won America's Player poll, even though the CBS audience doesn't know who he is.. he'll have four tasks: who to get nominated, who to get evicted, plus two "fun votes" - guard the mustard
Hang on
Jerry came off the endurance wall right away, followed by Libra, Dan, Ollie, Jessie and Memphis Bob.. Renny came off about 7.45, and Michelle finally gave up to April about 8.40It was an impressive showing once again, but once again the ground crew/losers had very little encouragement for those still going, except for Dan who put on a couple good cheering sessions
Some deal chat went on between April & Michelle, but neither dropped off for some time afterwards, and there wasn't any "You promise?!" reinforcement before Michelle came off
Another new regime
Room debut brought the usual junk food, sweats, and pics.. April read her letter to herself first, after chasing everyone out of the room, then invited them all back again to hear it aloudDiary had told her to read it to herself first in case it mentioned anyone not on her list, and I guess she took it literally
After they all left again, Ollie hung around awhile as April talked up her win and her (current) plans to nominate Memphis Bob & Jessie, with Memphis Bob as her target and Jerry as alternate.. they went back downstairs late, where Renny had been working Keesha with suspicions about both April & Libra
Dan had gone into Diary and most likely received his orders, but if he acted on them tonight, it wasn't on the feedsRenny, Libra & Keesha raided the kitchen and their new stash of chips at 3am which had some fun moments, but most of it was spent trashing Jerry instead of just being goofy like 3am kitchen raids should be
Daily ratings - Stand like a bat edition
VTE = Voted to evict
Ratings are based on entertainment value, mostly
  
I caught Evel Dick's pre-show show today and yea, he did mention BB10 a couple times in the beginning, and it was kind of fun to see BB8 Joe do a sort of cameo. But I don't know that anyone needed to hear 45 minutes of Dick and Real World Puck talking about vasectomies, genitalia, and the like.. well, not necessarily during a Big Brother webcast anyway. As far as America's Player, Dan's a good choice since he's the only real double-dipper, but I find it real hard to believe the TV audience picked him.. oh well. |
  
VTE AngieHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD Ups for hanging in there and winning what didn't look all that difficult from here, but it must have been bad as they were all crying about it. Like most endurance winners before her, she's been a little full of herself since, but she earned it (just this once). She & Ollie might get busy in HOH this week but then again they might not: she seems to like having an audience, or at least a good chance of getting caught. |
 
VTE AngieAMERICA'S TEMP PLAYER 3rd off He was the only one on the ground who gave more than a feeble rooting-on of the hangers-on, and he did it a couple times and with a lot of spirit. I don't know how he'll fare as America's Player, but it will be fun to see if he can pull it off or not. |
 
VTE Angie1st off He barely gave an attempt on the wall, but I don't think anyone expected him to hang on there for hours anyway. I'm just glad he didn't break a hip coming off it. |
  
No vote (nominee)5th off He's still on Ignore, but it's sweet knowing that he's now lost to one girl while wearing spandex, and to two more plus a 54-year-old lady, and all in physical comps. He has to live with that forever. |
 
No vote (HOH)She didn't name her celebrity makeout yet, but she did say tonight that she used to date the Lakers' Luke Walton. I think she was the only one April gave a beer to which was ironic, since shortly afterward Renny started getting Keesha all fired up about April suspicions. Friday is her 30th birthday, and she's dreading it. |
 
VTE Angie2nd off She didn't put in much more of an effort than Jerry, and he's got 44 years on her. She made a few rooting-on noises, but not very loudly and not very often. |
 
Won: Classic CamaroVTE Angie 6th off He made a decent showing and outlasted the other guys, but he came off a long time before Renny and the two finalists. He laid very, very low after that: I barely saw or heard him all night. |
 
VTE Angie8th/last off Kudos to her for hanging in/up there as long as she did, and for being a good sport to April about it. I'm not nuts about how long she cried afterwards, but she came around again after a shower. Bonus points for joking to the HOH debut crowd about why Dan was being so long in Diary: 'Maybe he's America's Player'. |
 
VTE Angie4th off He really talked up April about her win, maybe sincerely and/or maybe in hopes of getting some HOH action. He stayed up there when April went back downstairs to tend to her minions, and when she returned and crawled in bed with him, they switched feeds. |
 
VTE Angie7th off 54 years old and she held on almost as long as the two champs? That deserves super ups on its own, but hers are compounded by not gloating about it later and rubbing it everyone's faces. She's still at work getting everyone to go against Jerry, and she's already planting little seeds to set off the start of her own alliance's inevitable implosion. What's great about Renny's work is that she plants these ideas in such a way that her plantees think they thought them up on their own. |
   The third fan fave to walk the plank, she was a great sidekick to the fun guys but she didn't bring much after they left, including any real attempt to save herself. Like many who have gone before, she seems like she'd be a cool person in reality, but this isn't. Her angry hat and illegal tribute bandana aside, she did a great Julie puppet and manscaping. Bikini fans will miss her, as will the Behind Pillows alliance. |
   They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINKS OF THE DAY
B-Side Blog with Tuesday's show
AP question was 'Who should Dan get nominated?' Poll closed at midnight
B-Side Blog with Tuesday's show
AP question was 'Who should Dan get nominated?' Poll closed at midnight
Click to see my full list of BB10 links. These are some of my favorites:
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BB9 adult/explicit links - might get updated for BB10 if we have hamsters with naughty pasts
CBS Big Brother 10 the official site
DogDave BB10 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
BuddyTV - Big Brother 10 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
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LINES OF THE DAY
(after forgetting cameras and getting out of the shower nekkid):
Keesha: I didn't know it would be on Youtube!
Memphis Bob: Youtube's very discreet though
Memphis Bob: All we have to do is kick some ass and drink some beer.. they don't give us any beer
Michelle: Might as well kick some ass
Michelle: I don't have a potty mouth - do you think so?
Angie: What?!!
(during endurance comp/final two): Michelle: Are your feet numb?
April: My whole body's numb
Michelle: Cool
(after endurance comp):
Michelle: I feel like Gumby
(after endurance comp):
Jessie: It's bullshit - everybody should have the same weight!
(hmm.. everything was ok with him when it was swimming thru honey)
Libra: You know how Arabic letters all start to look the same?
(after forgetting cameras and getting out of the shower nekkid):
Keesha: I didn't know it would be on Youtube!
Memphis Bob: Youtube's very discreet though
Memphis Bob: All we have to do is kick some ass and drink some beer.. they don't give us any beer
Michelle: Might as well kick some ass
Michelle: I don't have a potty mouth - do you think so?
Angie: What?!!
(during endurance comp/final two): Michelle: Are your feet numb?
April: My whole body's numb
Michelle: Cool
(after endurance comp):
Michelle: I feel like Gumby
(after endurance comp):
Jessie: It's bullshit - everybody should have the same weight!
(hmm.. everything was ok with him when it was swimming thru honey)
Libra: You know how Arabic letters all start to look the same?
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (4x)
Makeout pairings: April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 4
Keesha vs April
Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
Jerry vs Michelle
Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
Impressive party tricks: Renny
'The Soup' mentions: 2 (meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation, and Jessie's HOH pics of himself)
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1 (Ollie/April sex with the lights on)
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