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Thursday, July 31 at 8pm: Live eviction, HOH comp, AP winner announced
RATINGS WATCH
Tuesday's show fell to second place for 9pm with a 4.0 rating and 7 share, well behind 'America's Got Talent' on NBC with 8.0/13.
The new AP will be known when it's known
Apparently they'll be on Craig Ferguson every Wednesday night now
A chance of fights and/or waffles
Plotting, scheming, hating, napping, plus bonus cockroach infestation
Keesha's birthday is Friday, and Libra's is August 6
HOW'S THE WEATHER?
FAQ
Nobody knows what the banner said.. it appears to be a birthday greeting for one of the millions of other people who live in the area
Nobody's on slop
BB announcements - clues?
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
'Switzerland' or 'The Psychologist' refers to Diary Room
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k. Second place will probably be $50k again, and the weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
The recorded Big Brother announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman
Finale is scheduled for September 17. It's a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> Keesha is Head of Household - Angie & Jessie are nominated <<
Sshhhh
They finally got the news that they've got an extra day this week, and they got the camera.. the girls enjoyed taking pics of (mostly) themselves as well as setting up a sleeping Dan with a cuddle buddyAs usual, some of them decided that the live show day shift means they're tv superstars
I'm never a big fan of pre-vote waffling even if I have strong feelings about the outcome, which I do this week, and I'm not even confident they will waffle this time, but I need to take care of some other stuff so am hoping they'll lay low
I'll try to monitor the feeds and will twitter if warranted, and I'll collect a few caps & quotes.. if they do get up to stuff, I'll probably end up posting it (Murphy's Hamster Law says they get busy when dingos need a break).. meanwhile, please enjoy & participate in the Forum and Chatroom, linked top & bottom of every page, and check back
Update
Lucky for me, they didn't do much other than another peculiar Craig Ferguson appearance, this one starring Jessie again, as does the new CBS teaser: "When the bodybuilder takes on the super senior, the house becomes a real battle zone".. umm, okayThat was followed by a mostly silent family dinner, and afterward they scattered to their comatose corners for the rest of the night
Ollie & Keesha both had late Diary calls, but both were before midnight.. there were a few fishies after that off & on, but no indication if we have an America's Player or not, or who it is
Apparently Jerry apologized to Memphis Bob who didn't really accept it, and anti-Jerry sentiment is stirred up all over the habitat again.. it's timely, after Tuesday's show: fight day was last Saturday and barely acknowledged again since, til today
They've built something big in the backyard: it could be endurance Thursday.. if Jessie sticks, and particularly if he or Michelle win HOH, I may be reporting on the fishies this week
A few screencaps of the day are posted in the forum
Daily ratings - Wakey wakey edition
Ratings are yesterday's for now, based on entertainment value.. to be updated Thursday
  
I don't know if this new America's Player thingy will work out well or not - and by working out well, I mean getting rid of Jessie - but we'll wait and see. Meanwhile, I'm disappointed and confused by the sudden viewer poll followed in 24 hours by the sudden and loudly touted debut of the 'twist'. It could have been a very tidy way to have Keesha dispose of Jessie this week but they didn't want to go that route.. so be it. It's their ratings. |
  
NOMINATEDShe's still hanging with the grinches more often than not, but she perked up a few times today and even showed some flashes of her old silly, laughing self. More of that, please! On a daily basis. |
 
Today we learned more things she didn't need to share and we didn't need to know, but that's our April. We also saw her cycle through more wigs & looks than Renny, and her not-so-great lapdance attempt.. well, maybe it was ok. I'm no expert, but I know she wasn't up to Natalie standards. She's really getting smug with Ollie, first trotting off and leaving him in public with a stiffie, and later being all possessive about his junk in the catsuit. Oh well, it's his funeral. |
 
From Dan's Swim School to him just being a great big kid splashing around to pop-up dodgeball, gremlin gladiators, and pig foot races, he was the all-around fun guy today and we need more of that. He's got feet in both current groups so he's either in a very good or very bad position.. time will tell. |
 
He gets a free pass today as he was neither obnoxious, creepy, lazy, or loud. He got a very easy edit on tonight's show but that wasn't his doing: he was in there on Fight Day ready to pop some punks on the feeds, and that's where it counts. |
  
NOMINATEDStill on Ignore. |
 
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLDWe learned more about her today too, including the fact that she'd like to do Playboy and that she's been in fist fights. I'm still not buying that it's all about Angie jealousy with her, but it's something. Somebody needs to get it through her head that none of them want Jessie in the jury house, and that booting him would kill two birds as it would also cripple Michelle. Time is running out here! |
 
She was a good sport today, almost joining in the lap dances and wearing a 'fro. I don't listen to a lot of her spiels, so I'm not sure what she's doing as far as recruiting Dan into a secondary failsafe alliance, but that would seem wise for someone in her position. The other team still thinks she's driving what was her team and they continue to strategize based on that.. it would get interesting if Dan were to report that news. |
 
Won: Classic CamaroSame story: he's almost always with those I don't listen to anymore, so I don't have much on him by default. He gets ups today though for playing along when it was fun & games time. |
 
See Memphis Bob. |
 
His green gremlin was the best by far, and he did the most in it including somersaults and random fly-by's. He also really put in the work in Swim Club, and you could just tell he was proud of his results - as well he should be. |
 
Hamsterwatch endorses Renny for your AP vote.BB was too cheap again to spring for their daily ONE BEER let alone a cake, but maybe they'll get around to that in combo with the other birthday girls. Meanwhile, she did get a surprise birthquake (© Wil Wheaton) today, plus a sort of lap dance, a giant chocolate chip cookie with icing and a flaming Q-tip, and a round of toss the pig foot. All in all, not the best birthday ever, but hopefully not too awful for her, and definitely memorable. |
   They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINES OF THE DAY
April: Maybe we're doing so good we're beating 'Survivor' and 'Survivor' is moving to Wednesdays
Memphis Bob: It's like a master's degree but I think it counts as an associate's degree
Angie: Keesha doesn't think rationally
Libra: I will never talk politics among friends
DAILY JERRYISMS
(noticing the girls posing for bikini pics): Jesus Christ
Jerry: I couldn't believe Renny the other day with that black on [her face]..
April: It's a masque
Jerry: I thought she painted it on
April: Maybe we're doing so good we're beating 'Survivor' and 'Survivor' is moving to Wednesdays
Memphis Bob: It's like a master's degree but I think it counts as an associate's degree
Angie: Keesha doesn't think rationally
Libra: I will never talk politics among friends
DAILY JERRYISMS
(noticing the girls posing for bikini pics): Jesus Christ
Jerry: I couldn't believe Renny the other day with that black on [her face]..
April: It's a masque
Jerry: I thought she painted it on
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (4x)
Makeout pairings: April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 4
Keesha vs April
Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
Jerry vs Michelle
Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
Impressive party tricks: Renny
'The Soup' mentions: 2 (meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation, and Jessie's HOH pics of himself)
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1 (Ollie/April sex with the lights on)
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