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EVICTION THURSDAYS
Live eviction shows will move from Wednesdays back to Thursdays at 8pm beginning this week
NEXT SHOW
Tuesday, July 29 at 9pm: Veto comp and meeting, assorted dramas
RATINGS WATCH
Sunday's show placed first for the hour with a (relatively low) 3.9 rating and 7 share, ahead of 'America's Got Talent' rerun on NBC with 3.4/6.
A chance of fights
Plotting, scheming, hating, napping, plus bonus cockroach infestation
Renny's birthday is Tuesday, Keesha's is Friday, and Libra's is August 6
HOW'S THE WEATHER?
FAQ
Nobody's on slop
BB announcements - clues?
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
'Switzerland' refers to Diary Room
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k. Second place will probably be $50k again, and the weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
Finale is scheduled for September 17 so it's a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> Keesha is Head of Household - Angie & Jessie are nominated <<
Hanging by a thread
Jessie has sucked the life out of the habitat and me, so I missed swimming lessons today.. when I finally did fire up my feeds, there he was psst-pssting with Michelle again/still, and I ran screamingI'm opting for Renny's near-continuous food prep channel instead, but am exercising self-restraint in not posting the food close-ups that I find so oddly intriguing.. Hamsterwatchers can breathe a sigh of relief
Buzz about flipping the vote continues, but all we can do is wait and hope.. it'll take 5 votes to dump the dead weight - 4 for a tie, but Keesha can't be counted on to do the right thing
CBS has revived their free market research tool and thrown up a favorite hamster poll.. I don't know if it would do any good or not, but it couldn't hurt to click over there and vote for anyone but Jessie.. they might be perplexed why he isn't the star and fan fave they obviously expected him to be, so maybe they need a little reinforcement to get it through their thick heads
Interestingly, the poll will accept a vote for Brian but not Steven
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This one's a no-brainerSingle-beer delivery returned at 8pm (an hour early again), and the 9pm staged cocktail party turned from Renny-ditions repeats to BJ chat in the kitchen, including a couple tacky crude-plus-ethnic jokes from Jerry, which led to a couple denture comedy bits from him
Yep, it sounds bad and it was, but it beats the grinches who continue to harangue in the backyard, with Angie still caught in their clutches
Midnight brought Renny's birthday and even the outsiders came inside for that.. Renny danced and stood on her head, and everyone hugged her - you'd think she was being evicted.. they don't know yet that they have an extra day before the live show, eviction and HOH comp
A few random screencaps of the day are posted in the forum
Daily ratings - The minutes drag already edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value - I didn't find much today
  
Favorite hamster poll went up in a timely manner, especially since they haven't had that since BB8. They need to realize that its results (which don't appear for us, as of yet) clearly indicate that their supposed golden boy is little more than cheap tin, and that he must go. They also need to understand that he's not someone who falls into their favorite category of hamsters that viewers 'love to hate'.. he's merely excess baggage that needs to go back where it came from. Immediately. |
 
NOMINATEDI don't have much of anything for her today, as she spends most of her time with a certain person who I've put on Ignore. She's still wearing her illegal tribute bandana: now it's even in her back pocket where they typically belong per the Hankie Code. She wasn't present and/or didn't participate in the BJ poll. |
 
9pm BJ poll: she loves it!Her pillow talk with Ollie is getting tediously repetitive and usually is all about her, what kind of person she is, and why she's so great. She added tonight that she'd be 'very excited' if she's approached by a magazine after this.. gee, who's surprised by that? |
 
Unfortunately I missed Swim Club but heard it was fun. He's looking like he could be a pivotal player sooner than later, due to his having ties with a lot of alliances and promises made to a lot of hamsters. He's a charter member of the strongest alliance though, the Behind/Under Pillows alliance, as is Angie. |
 
I'd heard his lobster walkies story before but denture humor caught me by surprise. Sadly, ethnic BJ jokes weren't such a surprise, coming from him. He pooped another party when Ollie was walking around with the wooden or leather chicken saying 'Touch the cock' at Renny's birthday celebration: Jerry cut off everyone's raucous laughter by saying 'That's a hen'. |
  
NOMINATED<hands over my ears> La la la la la! I can't hear you!! |
 
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD9pm BJ poll: she has an over-active gag reflex. She absolutely must be persuaded into doing the right thing, whether that means endorsing Angie to her teamies, giving them permission to vote individually, or - worst case scenario - her breaking a tie. Renny seems to be on our side, as does Libra, and they have an extra day to work her along with Diary, so let's not give up hope. Her 30th birthday is Friday and she's dreading it.. imagine how much worse it'll be for her if she gets a nomination. She said tonight that her mom once re-enacted the 'Psycho' shower scene on her, complete with knife in hand.. I say send Mom in there! |
 
9pm BJ poll: she was evasive and non-committal.I don't have much for her other than she's continuing to work her Boot Jessie Campaign and that's a very good thing in general, although coming from her, it isn't the best way to persuade Keesha of anything. She revived her own personal I Need The Money Most Campaign again tonight, to new tie-dye roomie Dan: now the IRS has a lien on her house. The $2,100/month for daycare story is getting really old: shop around, woman! Incidentally, how was she able to take this extended time off from her job immediately after maternity leave? Hmmm. |
 
Won: Classic CamaroLately he's usually with He Who Can't Be Watched, so I got nothing except that he too is still wearing his illegal tribute bandana, usually on his head in the form of an illegal mandana. |
 
She's always with He Who Can't Be Watched so nothing here either, except that she and all her grinchettes are still under the mistaken impression (given to them by Jessie) that Libra's driving the HOH crowd. She wasn't present for the BJ poll, nor for the 'what life's like for a stripper' convo. |
 
Ever since he & April decided not to appear in public together all the time, he's been a lot more fun. 'Touch the cock' was a highlight tonight, at least until Jerry stepped in. Tonight's pillow talk with April should have sent him one clear message: 'Run away!' but unfortunately for him, he's new at all this. |
  
9pm BJ poll: she said she doesn't kiss and tell.I've come to expect kooky random things like the table dancing and headstands she did when midnight chimed the start of her birthday, but her gardening abilities are flooring me. She was awe-inspiring today as she planted seeds such as asking Keesha & Libra about this morning's Jerry vs Jessie spat (Jessie called him Father Time), and then she sat back as the two girls proceeded to discuss it and trash Jessie. Then she planted another by saying he probably doesn't have many friends (hence he won't be a friend in there when needed), and yet another by saying how Jessie has to leave before they get to jury evictions. Both girls agreed and discussed that some, then Renny emphasized by saying that having him in the jury house 'would be a living hell'. She's subtle and she works quietly, but she's brilliant at it and Keesha does listen to her. I'm counting on her to make things go the right way this week: we are overdue. |
   They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Memphis Bob: Do you think if they ever asked you to come back and do this again, would you do it?
Dan: I'm trying to survive today
(discussing monogamous relationships):
April: If someone asks me to do something outside of the house, whether it's a magazine or whatever it is, that's an opportunity that I would look into and I would be very excited about that
Ollie: That's nothing to do with this!
DAILY JERRYISMS
I just don't want to embarrass my poor family
Ollie: Touch the cock
Jerry: That's a hen
Memphis Bob: Do you think if they ever asked you to come back and do this again, would you do it?
Dan: I'm trying to survive today
(discussing monogamous relationships):
April: If someone asks me to do something outside of the house, whether it's a magazine or whatever it is, that's an opportunity that I would look into and I would be very excited about that
Ollie: That's nothing to do with this!
DAILY JERRYISMS
I just don't want to embarrass my poor family
Ollie: Touch the cock
Jerry: That's a hen
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (4x)
Makeout pairings: April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 4
Keesha vs April
Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
Jerry vs Michelle
Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
Impressive party tricks: Renny
'The Soup' mentions: 2 (meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation, and Jessie's HOH pics of himself)
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1 (Ollie/April sex with the lights on)
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