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EVICTION THURSDAYS
Live eviction shows will move from Wednesdays back to Thursdays at 8pm beginning next week
NEXT SHOW
Tuesday, July 29 at 9pm: Veto comp and meeting, assorted dramas
RATINGS WATCH
Sunday's show placed first for the hour with a (relatively low) 3.9 rating and 7 share, ahead of 'America's Got Talent' rerun on NBC with 3.4/6.
A chance of fights
Plotting, scheming, hating, plus bonus cockroach infestation
Renny's birthday is Tuesday; Keesha's is August 1 and Libra's is August 6
HOW'S THE WEATHER?
FAQ
Nobody's on slop
BB announcements - clues?
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
'Switzerland' refers to Diary Room
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k. Second place will probably be $50k again, and the weekly stipend for the others remains $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
Finale is scheduled for September 17 so it's a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> Keesha is Head of Household - Angie & Jessie are nominated <<
>> Keesha did not use the veto <<
Angie resigns
Her speech at the veto meeting was "classy" per Dan and Libra.. she said she was nervous and figures she'll be more so at the evictionApparently Jessie's speech included him saying he "threw everybody in the house under the bus".. they really need some new vocabulary words in there: that old bus is just a pile of scrap metal by now
Angie seems resigned to be the next one to walk the plank and "just drop her bag there".. she may be resigned to it but we don't have to be - Jessie's got a few more days to continue talking himself into a few more votes against him and/or Diary influence for that (see today's Jessie-isms).. I don't think the hamsters are aware yet that they've got an extra day to waffle
Dan's been playing with dead grasshoppers, and offered to teach Ollie how to swim later.. Libra's working her not-so-subtle "I need the money" spiel
Renny saves a day
Towards the end of a long and mostly non-descript day (that kept Michelle & Jessie psst-pssting constantly on 2 feeds for some inexplicable reason) and night (with no beer), Renny broke out with impersonations of them all
They were funny, spot on, and not mean.. and the crowd went wild
Turnabout being fair play, Dan surprised them all with a sudden Renny rendition that was as good as hers of them had been.. she loved it too
Michelle enjoyed the show - even hers - but she went outside to psst-psst with Jessie again right away.. he looked at Libra through the window and motioned "you" and "bye-bye" to her, setting off all the uglies again before their smiles had even left their faces
They still seem to be set on Angie going, even though Jessie's stock is plummeting in there by the minute.. I really hate to get my hopes up again, let alone have any faith that Diary will do the right thing for a change (even considering his 'Jews' spiel today that left Amber's mindless blathering in the dust), but if we're very, very good maybe things could start turning around and lead to good news for us, finally.. after all, surefire pawns do have a habit of getting the boot on this show, and I don't think anyone in there, out here, or on the staff could bear another week of Jessie on the block
Some random screencaps of the day including Renny's impressions and Sock Puppet Theater 2.0 are posted in the forum
Daily ratings - Special body language edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value.. it was a recuperative, mostly neutral kind of day
  
THEY EARNED BEER and were given exactly two beers apiece since.. that's just wrong. Also wrong, or at least questionable, was how the entire habitat was comatose at 5pm, cut to fishies, and come back to cheers, animated hamsters, and lively group discussions. I've only ever seen that at 9pm for Showtime.. maybe they're trying to rejuvenate interest in the feeds. If so, they did it an hour early: they were comatose again by 6 when the air show was over. A couple convos had a 'staged' feeling to them again today, but there's nothing new about that. |
  
NOMINATEDShe's not done much to save herself but several said she gave a classy speech, and she made a few friendly rounds afterward saying she was okay and 'let's just have a good week'. She went on to actually socialize and tell stories for awhile (I know!) but Libra cut in and they did dueling Italy stories until the audience gradually crept off, one by one. She's getting pretty hateful in her personal smoking area but at least she can be funny about it. She keeps saying she's not that kind of person and that rings true - maybe it's the company she's keeping lately. |
 
She didn't look amused when Angie was telling stories, but she didn't look amused when Libra joined in either. In fact, she rarely looks amused and she's rarely amusing.. I think she must have been cast for her peep show talents. Considering she's usually all about Way Too Much Info, it's surprising (and kind of scary) that she hasn't described the color of her birth control pills a few dozen times by now.. uh oh. |
  
It doesn't take much to earn ups on a day like this, but digging out grasshopper cadavers from the pool filter and spontaneously impersonating Renny will do it. |
 
He laid pretty low today but he deserved the rest after yesterday's kickass performances. He's still okay in my book after that, so I didn't even post today's caps of his droopy drawers. But I am fickle when it comes to hamsters, so that's a one-day free pass only. |
  
NOMINATEDThree words: waste of bandwidth. |
 
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLDShe better listen to Diary when - not if, WHEN they work on her about why Angie should stay and Jessie must go. Today we learned she's cheated on every boyfriend she's had - the current one excepted, of course. We also found out she'd made out with a celeb once and although she didn't say who, it's just a matter til she does. |
 
She really started stirring up her Boot Jessie Campaign in earnest, culminating with being the victim of his 'bye-bye' after the evening's fun. She made some good faces and had some fun today, but reverted to her other ways when she wouldn't let Angie have the storytelling limelight among 'her' friends for even a few minutes.. she had to jump in and turn it into a competition. |
 
Won: Classic CamaroIt's kind of a sad comment, but he only seems to perk up and be funny now when it's malicious humor. |
 
Round the clock psst-pssting with you-know-who is beyond moldy and she's mostly on my ignore list with him. But she was a great sport about Renny's version of her and she was pretty funny when ragging about the other guys with Angie & Memphis Bob, even if was a bit mean. |
 
Mostly absent again, but he wore a goofy hat & shades combo for much of the night that was funny in itself. I don't think his swimming lessons ever materialized, but maybe he was still absorbing whatever it was that April schooled him in under the covers last night. |
 
Not only did she put an end to the sad Angie vs Libra Italy-Off hour by jumping in to change the subject, but she waited til they'd chased everyone off just to drive the point home. Then she saved a hangover kind of day with impromptu and hilarious impressions that went right up to the line but didn't really offend any of them, except Jessie (and his was the most accurate). Go Renny! |
   They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINK OF THE DAY
Gay hankie codes at Wikipedia
Angie's Steven-tribute orange could indicate 'anything/anytime' to some, and Memphis Bob's red implies fisting. Both wear them on the left, which stands for givers rather than receivers.. just a distraction as we wait for action
Gay hankie codes at Wikipedia
Angie's Steven-tribute orange could indicate 'anything/anytime' to some, and Memphis Bob's red implies fisting. Both wear them on the left, which stands for givers rather than receivers.. just a distraction as we wait for action
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CBS Big Brother 10 the official site
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LINES OF THE DAY
Keesha: I've been told that I may look like a California girl but as soon as I open my mouth they know I'm not from California, 'cuz I'm too nice.. people are mean out here
Angie: I feel like I've been on vacation way too long
Renny (about Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher): That's a control thing.. that's like screwing your son, come on!
Ollie: Is that a real guitar? (on Day 20)
Memphis Bob (on living in East LA): The problem was it was in the middle of Mexico, or might as well be
Ollie: Are you worried about what America will think of you?
April: Oh my god, 100%!
April (about her CBS photo dress): They had me unbutton those two buttons, that's all they kept saying. I would continuously button it up - I'm in a place of work - when I'd walk back out of the set, and they'd say 'Nope, we need more cleavage shots.' Well, I think that's how they're completely selling me [fishies]
DAILY JERRYISMS
'My angels saved me' - I told America that
DAILY JESSIE-ISMS
Everybody that lives in Texas either has money, is making money, or is all old money
A hot girl can come here (LA), get in with the wrong crowd, and it's over because first off now they're going to parties where all the celebrities are.. now they're all on drugs and that's it, and it's over for them.. and it's so easy for a girl to slip into that, because they're girls
And then if guys want to do that same kind of thing, they need to start cuddling up with who? Other guys.. oh they'll care of them because yea, they run the city, them and Jews
No, it's the truth, they do.. 'cuz they're the ones with all the money, they're the ones that own the banks, that they get the loans from them
Keesha: I've been told that I may look like a California girl but as soon as I open my mouth they know I'm not from California, 'cuz I'm too nice.. people are mean out here
Angie: I feel like I've been on vacation way too long
Renny (about Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher): That's a control thing.. that's like screwing your son, come on!
Ollie: Is that a real guitar? (on Day 20)
Memphis Bob (on living in East LA): The problem was it was in the middle of Mexico, or might as well be
Ollie: Are you worried about what America will think of you?
April: Oh my god, 100%!
April (about her CBS photo dress): They had me unbutton those two buttons, that's all they kept saying. I would continuously button it up - I'm in a place of work - when I'd walk back out of the set, and they'd say 'Nope, we need more cleavage shots.' Well, I think that's how they're completely selling me [fishies]
DAILY JERRYISMS
'My angels saved me' - I told America that
DAILY JESSIE-ISMS
Everybody that lives in Texas either has money, is making money, or is all old money
A hot girl can come here (LA), get in with the wrong crowd, and it's over because first off now they're going to parties where all the celebrities are.. now they're all on drugs and that's it, and it's over for them.. and it's so easy for a girl to slip into that, because they're girls
And then if guys want to do that same kind of thing, they need to start cuddling up with who? Other guys.. oh they'll care of them because yea, they run the city, them and Jews
No, it's the truth, they do.. 'cuz they're the ones with all the money, they're the ones that own the banks, that they get the loans from them
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (4x)
Makeout pairings: April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 4
Keesha vs April
Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
Jerry vs Michelle
Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
Impressive party tricks: Renny
'The Soup' mentions: 2 (meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation, and Jessie's HOH pics of himself)
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1 (Ollie/April sex with the lights on)
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