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EVERYONE'S PLAYING THE
BB10 DRINKING GAME
Take a swig every time Jessie mentions his body
Twitter's been playing it all week, and today's SuperPass homepage says 'The new HOH changes the noms a tad' - plus a pic of Michelle.. huh?
EVICTION THURSDAYS
Live eviction shows will move from Wednesdays back to Thursdays at 8pm beginning next week
NEXT SHOW
Sunday, July 27 at 8pm: Food comp, nominations, assorted dramas
RATINGS WATCH
Wednesday's eviction show remained in second place for the hour with a 4.2 rating and 8 share, behind 'So You Think You Can Dance' on Fox with 5.0/9.
A very good chance of fights
Veto meeting on Sunday
Plotting, scheming, hating, plus bonus cockroach infestation
Renny's birthday is Tuesday; Keesha's is August 1 and Libra's is August 6
HOW'S THE WEATHER?
FAQ
Nobody's on slop
BB announcements - clues?
·121 marble slots in a Chinese checkerboard
·Sweden is slightly larger than California
·The tallest building west of the Mississippi is 73 stories
·Wurlitzer 1015 Bubbler arguably the most popular jukebox of all time
'Switzerland' refers to Diary Room
Jerry is being called 'The Colonel'
The winner will once again receive $500k. Second place will probably be $50k again, and the weekly stipend for the others will probably remain at $750, including sequester weeks.
The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 mics this season
Finale is scheduled for September 17 so it'll be a slightly shorter season than usual, by about 10 days
>> past >> present >> future >> all
>> Keesha is Head of Household - Angie & Jessie are nominated - Keesha holds veto <<
>> Latest Twitters will show here when Twitter sobers up
STFU Jessie
His raging, desperate filibuster carries onYou get the idea his parents must have given in to any/every demand he ever had, simply to shut him up, and he can't understand why his usual GIMME IT NOW!!! technique isn't working here
Keesha's shown signs of caving (and not necessarily in his favor) thanks to this everlasting crap.. various audience members come & go as he rampages on.. Renny shows up now & then to say things like "Are you still up here?" and munch popcorn - maybe she sees it all as a comedy show too
The rest of them are in various uproars all around the habitat, and now they've got cockroaches
Round 1
Jerry versus Michelle in the kitchen, over she said/she said involving Angie, plus Jerry allegedly touched her leg, or somethingJerry flipped off Michelle and walked off, then came back for more - it was loud.. Keesha's crew watched it on the spyscreen.. Jessie & Memphis Bob came in from outside and tried to mouth off a bit to Jerry, but both retreated.. Renny was right there watching it all, quietly, then reported to HOH "You couldn't hear them? Oh my god, it was so good"
Jerry went upstairs and replayed it, with a tone of glory, and when they wondered if the guys would pop the old man, he said "Their nuts are as soft as mine, and they're gone" and "I would not take a swing at them.. I would kick 'em in the nuts"
Round 2
Jerry versus Memphis Bob.. apparently the "Memphis is a womanizer" stuff came out, Memphis Bob screamed and called Jerry "a word [he's] never been called before", and Dan's girlfriend was dragged into it.. but this was all withheld behind fishies after a banner flew - boo!Angie's been much like Dan was last week: absent from the chaos that surrounds her, although her name keeps coming up.. her Steven tribute bandana remains in place
They were all put on meds after that, or so it seemed, and the rest of the day & night was relatively non-eventful - well, unless you count continuous bitching, bashing, trashing, and endless rehashingApril started crying in HOH listening to the Dixie Chicks.. Renny was right there with her, quietly, when Libra noticed the tears.. she tried to get in on the comforting act but there wasn't quite enough room
All in all, another almost packed episode and a very satisfying day on the feeds.. April might have gotten a bit more satisfaction than usual too, in her & Ollie's latest post-Showtime escapade, but they went back to greenlight tonight so it's hard to be sure
Find more screencaps in the forum thanks to ABT
Daily ratings - Don't mess with Gramps edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
Resounding negative for withholding the Jerry versus Memphis Bob blowout from us! I'd been waiting/hoping for that one. Apparently we'll have to be good at lip-reading if/when they ever air portions of it on CBS: much of it seems to have revolved around a particular 'word' that I haven't heard repeated. For those keeping track, today's banner seems to have said something about Libra being a liar, and it was signed 'Love Steven'. Odds are high that Steven Daigle didn't send it, but it sure wasn't sent by anyone who's been watching the feeds, either: that's not news to any of them, especially Keesha. She can't wait to cut Libra loose. |
  
NOMINATEDShe seems to be firmly in bed with the grinches now, and ready to go home, having had a realization that this isn't Happy Times Summer Camp. I'd say fine, grant her wish and send her home, but we have bigger hamsters to fry right now. Somebody needs to tell her that tribute bandanas are against the law for those who voted to evict the tributee (tributary?). Last minute upgrade to neutral for actually smiling & laughing at Michelle's tinfoil dildo. |
 
Another day of horrors means another night of 'the nice girl' doing the deed with Ollie. With Jerry listening from the next bed. |
 
Automatic negative for trying to get his new alliance(s) to come up with team name(s). |
  
I'm liking him again for bringing the most stir it up factor that we've seen in a long time, and that we desperately need - and in green grandpa shorts and tall white socks, no less. He was quite the badass today and in a way it's kind of sad that he's throwing himself on a big plastic sword to save the people who trashed him nonstop for a week, but that's how it goes. Bonus ups for capping off a day of memorable Jerryisms by creeping out once again, when a raspy voice came out of the greenlight at the end of the latest April/Ollie tryst: 'You kids are something else'. |
 
NOMINATEDDear Jessie, Just face it, dude: you lost to a girl. Now suck it up, shut up, put on a damn shirt, and go home. Your pal, dingo |
 
HEAD OF HOUSEHOLDHOLDS VETO She's holding up real well to hour upon hour of Jessie insanity, and everyone else's insanity with it. Her & Angie's animosity is sad as they could be a formidable team with Renny, and steamroll the rest of these dweebs to the obscurity they're destined for. It reminds me of the way BB5 Diane & BB6 Janelle came into All-Stars with an agenda to despise and mistrust each other, thus cheating us out of seeing a potential female BB superteam take down all comers. |
 
She was reminiscent of BB3/7 Danielle's ding-dong routine when she tried to get in to see Keesha (who was outside), but she knocked instead of ding-donging. Still, it was enough to send Jessie & Memphis Bob into hysterics, which was their only high point of the day. I'm awfully glad she volunteered the Dixie Chicks vs GW Bush story, as I'm sure nobody was aware of any of that before she enlightened them about all about it. <koff> |
 
Won: Classic CamaroWe were cheated out of his promised smackdown with Jerry so we better get a 2nd round of that, and soon. I'm sure it was ups-worthy but the fishies we got weren't, so he's stuck in neutral. He did pop an unintentional funny during yet another How Showbiz Works lecture, when he said Disney World just celebrated its 100th birthday.. he must think Main Street USA is original vintage, and authentic. |
 
After setting off the day by screaming at the old man, the chief grinch psst-pssst'd her way through the day and night. I sure can't listen to much of that so I don't know if she's aware of how badly Jessie keeps botching her directions or not. Maybe it's all intentional so he'll hang himself instead of leading her to the gallows; maybe not. She capped off her day by outfitting her grinchiness with one of the green catsuits, complete with muffin boobies and a tinfoil dildo, and frolicking around the habitat. |
 
He was pretty much absent as usual, but he did well comforting a crying April who was missing her twin sister, and he was rewarded for it.. he's new, but he's learning. I think they expanded their repertoire tonight: it lasted longer, and had some different undercovers lumps arrangements, but only Jerry knows for sure. |
 
She was right in the middle of Jerry vs Michelle and didn't say a word, as usual, and her description of it afterwards was minimal but perfect: 'It was so good!' She's looking like she's one of the best players in there and few of them realize it, and her sudden comedy outbursts (such as today's pickle) are always just what's needed. She's about the only real keeper in there now, so the way things have been going, that probably means she'll be next to get the boot. |
    They all liked him and his shenanigans, but his comp potential and desperate pledges of multi allegiance got him booted anyway, plus he was Brian's pal. He entertained them and us like few have before, with skits, dances, nekkid romps, Ambien-induced bedtime stories and general looniness. Too bad he went before he made it upstairs: he'd probably have revived Bath Buddies® and done it right. |
   He made more of an impact than most who get voted out first and he had the potential to be a fan fave but he over-allied and betrayed too early and had a very negative edit to boot. He was smart, funny, and a good ringleader for the guys - time will tell if they can be as fun without him. Sock Puppet Theater on only the second night of feeds, under his direction, could be the highlight of the season. |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Angie: I'm not gonna sit there and not try to save myself
Michelle: Word on the street is she (April) might let Jerry touch her vajayjay, 'cuz it's real
April: America's going to see me as the sweet one
Dan: I'm cashed out - I'm done talking
Angie: Because I'm an ousider, me wearing something of my friend's is completely different than Keesha wearing something of her friend's
Libra: Have you seen the movie 'Barbarella' with Brigitte Bardot?
DAILY JESSIE-ISMS
I'm in jail! This feels like jail, I can't eat, I can't sleep, I lost 10 pounds
I'm attracted to black women.. I understand their personality, because of the way she (Libra) is
How hard is it to shake my hand? If you are a nominee, you don't have a vote
I stood up for Jerry and Renny, and I'm the one who gets whack-balled
Everyone voted him (Steven) out the door notoriously
I am incarcerated in a nominee position!
(thanks to Catherine for this one)
I'm sorry, but they're stupid for not voting me out
DAILY JERRYISMS
Jerry: They want to put you up, and I said 'No, Keesha and I can settle our differences.. Memphis and I can never settle our differences'
Libra: I'm Libra
Jerry: I mean Libra.. can never.. we can settle our..
(to Jessie): You know what? You're being a pain in the ass.. you're a jerk
(to Michelle): You're a snake in the grass.. you're not worthy of my comments! Done! Conversation's over.. period.
(to Michelle): Four of you were on my ass! You wanna all four? C'mon, let's all get it on! Shit yea!
Jerry (to Michelle): You and your gang of what
Memphis Bob: What'd you call me?
Jerry: What
(after April/Ollie sex in the next bed): You two are something else
Angie: I'm not gonna sit there and not try to save myself
Michelle: Word on the street is she (April) might let Jerry touch her vajayjay, 'cuz it's real
April: America's going to see me as the sweet one
Dan: I'm cashed out - I'm done talking
Angie: Because I'm an ousider, me wearing something of my friend's is completely different than Keesha wearing something of her friend's
Libra: Have you seen the movie 'Barbarella' with Brigitte Bardot?
DAILY JESSIE-ISMS
I'm in jail! This feels like jail, I can't eat, I can't sleep, I lost 10 pounds
I'm attracted to black women.. I understand their personality, because of the way she (Libra) is
How hard is it to shake my hand? If you are a nominee, you don't have a vote
I stood up for Jerry and Renny, and I'm the one who gets whack-balled
Everyone voted him (Steven) out the door notoriously
I am incarcerated in a nominee position!
(thanks to Catherine for this one)
I'm sorry, but they're stupid for not voting me out
DAILY JERRYISMS
Jerry: They want to put you up, and I said 'No, Keesha and I can settle our differences.. Memphis and I can never settle our differences'
Libra: I'm Libra
Jerry: I mean Libra.. can never.. we can settle our..
(to Jessie): You know what? You're being a pain in the ass.. you're a jerk
(to Michelle): You're a snake in the grass.. you're not worthy of my comments! Done! Conversation's over.. period.
(to Michelle): Four of you were on my ass! You wanna all four? C'mon, let's all get it on! Shit yea!
Jerry (to Michelle): You and your gang of what
Memphis Bob: What'd you call me?
Jerry: What
(after April/Ollie sex in the next bed): You two are something else
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Sex: April/Ollie (4x)
Makeout pairings: April/Ollie, Angie/Steven
Major fights: 4
Keesha vs April
Jerry vs Libra, plus Renny
Jerry vs Michelle
Jerry vs Memphis Bob (not on feeds)
Impressive party tricks: Renny
'The Soup' mentions: 2 (meet April's boobies plus Jerry's affirmation, and Jessie's HOH pics of himself)
'Best Week Ever' mentions: 1 (Ollie/April sex with the lights on)
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